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What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's hard to believe that Shauna Sand is really the mother to these three girls. Actually, the hard part is just believing that Shauna Sand is real. She looks like something Gary and Wyatt would create in the bedroom.

To Sand's credit, her girls look like normal kids and not at all hootchied up, which to be honest, is refreshing and surprising. What's not surprising is that there may be a reality show in the works about Shauna and her life. It would supposedly focus on Sand and her on again/off again husband and their tale of falling back in love, or as we used to call it, sex.

It doesn't sound like the kids would be a big part of the show, which I'm sure is a big relief to Denise Richards.

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Gordon Ramsay Needs Some F*@king Boundries

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Foul-mouthed chef and Beckham chum Gordon Ramsay has some charming parenting skills. That, dear readers, is sarcasm.

Here's a sampling that we stole from our sister site Scanner when they weren't looking:

The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they will enhance her chest.

He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'

"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "

10-years-old and already starting with the body issues. That's Ramsay style, start the scars early.

He also has an interesting take on his son's habit of cursing, and by interesting I mean total denial.

How the hell does K-Fed win 'Dad of the Year' when Ramsay is dropping nuggets like that? I demand a recount.

BTW, does that picture make anyone else want to go vegetarian?

A Denise Richards F*@king Moment

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Denise Richards' mouth is about as dirty as Charlie Sheen's crotch. Don't worry, I'm not going there.

Here is the always lovely Richards doing the right thing, fighting the good fight, and dropping naughty nuggets like she's on HBO.

I have it on good authority that she also kisses her daughters with that mouth.

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