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Dirk Nowitzki's Lawyer Doesn't Think Christa is Pregnant

trix — Sat, 23 May 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Dirk Nowitzki has to be crossing his fingers and hoping that Cristal/Christa really isn't pregnant.

His lawyer doesn't believe she is pregnant for a couple of reasons. 1. As soon as she was arrested her friend ran to Dirk's house to tell anyone that would listen, that Christa was pregnant. 2. Christa said she didn't even know that she was pregnant until the she was tested at the jail, twice.

There are other things that could lead to doubts. The fact that she is a con woman ranks right up there at the top of the list.

She, once arrested, was transfered to Beaumont, because she violated her probation. She was on probation for forgery, fraud, theft of service and who knows what else.

Of course, if she is pregnant with Dirk's baby, the baby will be well taken care of, especially if he were to get custody.

Let's hope everything works out for the best for all concerned.

Dirk Nowitzki's Fiance Arrested

Dirk Nowitzki's Jailed Fiance Is Pregnant

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Breaking News: Britney to be Left Alone to Raise Her Kids?

trix — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:29:00 GMT

Adnan is going to jail, I bet Jaime Spears is so relieved. That's one of the hounds chasing after Britney and her money, down. Now if Sam Lutfi would actually get charged with something, then Brit's dad can relax a little. Britney won't be able to secretly call Sam and Adnan and may be able to, build a bridge and get over them.

Britney needs Adnan and Sam to go away so she can get on with her life. They have to go away so she can get over the "stockholm syndrome" she is suffering and concentrate on her boys. She says her boys are the most important tings in her life and she would do anything for them. She wants to get out from under the conservatorship of her father and though this doesn't directly involve her, it's a step in the right direction.

The Britney camp is relieved.

Adnan is being charged with three felonies and may spend up to 7 years in jail, he is being charged with being part of a hit and run.

Who did he hit and why did he run? He hit the process server that was serving him papers from the Britney camp. He ran because he is a dumbass.

What good did he think would come of it?

Prosecutors want the bail set at $110,000, and I hope it sticks. The poor person serving the papers had a broken wrist and multiple cuts and bruises.

What a tool.

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Nancy Grace and Family Say Merry Christmas

Karl Erikson — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Merry Christmas from 3 of the loudest mouths on the planet: Nancy Grace and her twin babies. John David and Lucy Elizabeth are getting ready for their 2nd Christmas and the 13-month-old babies are keeping parents Nancy Grace and husband David more than busy. The couple got married in April of 2007.

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Guy Ritchie Prepares To Battle Madonna

trix — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Score one for Guy Ritchie's team.

He hired a lawyer, a top lawyer, to help him fight to keep his kids in the UK. Stephen Cobb QC, was the lawyer chosen because of his skills involving child residency cases.

Guy hired the lawyer because he is putting his foot down about the kids living and being educated in the UK.

Good for him, those kids need to be able to be kids. They need to live a life where fun is not a foreign or rare thing. Now, I'm not saying that they don't have fun with Madonna, I'm saying that they also need to have pizza and watch cartoons.

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Nancy Grace's Twins Celebrate First Birthday

Karl Erikson — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Knowing that I have something in common with Nancy Grace doesn't sit well with me. I've watched her show a few times and get the same joy watching her show as I do watching Fox News. She's an extremist. So what do we have in common? Well, we're both parents of twins. Granted, mine are seniors in college and hers are officially 1 year old, but still.

Nancy and her husband David Linch held a birthday party for their fraternal twins, John David and Lucy Elizabeth, over the weekend. They had their birthday on Election Day this week. When they were born they were premature and had weight issues as many premature babies do. But they've grown into big bouncing babies and they're cute as can be. OK, I'm soft when it comes to kids, despite who their parents may be.

Happy birthday to the twins!

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Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

PlumberGate: Joe The Plumber IS Related to Charles Keating, and Also Owes Back Taxes!

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

Joe the Plumber: Republican Plant and Relative of Charles Keating?

Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

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Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Palin Family On The Cover OF Enquirer! Secrets Exposed!

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Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation in the media, by which I mean the real media- that being people with neckties and make-up artists, not unshaven bloggers in their underwear (and some men, too) that John McCain's team dropped the ball regarding the vetting[1] process of Sarah Palin.

We're inclined to agree.

That's why we here at FameCrawler, home of all things fameish and crawlesque have decided to help you, the voter. We've done some pretty extensive ~~drinking~~ vetting ourselves over the weekend (McCain, you owe us a house each) and have some interesting information on Mrs. Palin, some of which is actually true!

Here is a list of the items we uncovered without ever stepping foot in Alaska (not that there is anything wrong with that):

The Original Palin Post: John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as VP

Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy - I Don't Want Kids (Oops!)

Pregnant Teen Bristol Palin - Photos

Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin's Husband Arrested For DUI

Sarah Palin Being Investigated (Child Custody,Threats & Lies)

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin

NUDE! Sarah Palin Naked Photo?!

Bristol gets her drink on

Sarah Palin's Dark Secrets (Photos)!

Proof that Baby Trig is NOT Sarah Palin's Baby!?

Palin's First Baby Daddy to Attend Republican National Convention: Will Bring Mullet

Trig and Bristol: Palin Family Names Run Amok

Political Nanny: Obama Offended by Implied Link to Palin Family Rumors

'Palin Should Go Back to the Kitchen' and 4 More WTF Comments About the VP Pick

McCain, Palin oppose teen pregnancy aid and sex education

Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC video

Palin family online: real or fake

Piper & Trig Palin: A Pretty Cute Video

The "Barracuda" Scandal(ish)

9 Most Disturbing Beliefs

Palin on Newsweek (and a dead bear)

Palin Affair?

Affair is False!

Robin Williams is Still Funny?!

When Hairy Met Pali

Sarah Racist?

Trailer Trash?

Todd Palin Subpoenaed!

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL! Video!

This list will be updated for your browsing and vetting pleasure. McCain, we're serious about the houses!

[1] From Wikipedia:

Vetting is a process of examination and evaluation. Specifically, vetting often refers to performing a background check on someone before offering them employment. In addition, in intelligence gathering, assets are vetted to determine their usefulness.

In the United States, a party's presidential nominee must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee. In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.

To vet was originally a horse-racing term, referring to the requirement that a horse be checked for health and soundness by a veterinarian before being allowed to race. Thus, it has taken the general meaning "to check."

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More Trouble For Sarah Palin- Photos!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh dear, when is it all going to end.? Bristol Palin is starting to look like she's going to be the bane of her mothers existence, or at least her campaign for VP.

Some new pictures have surfaced of Bristol who is only 17 partaking in, oh my don't say it, underage drinking. She's actually not drinking in the photos, but posing with alcohol bottles. The beer is open though, so who's to say whether she was or wasn't drinking it. There are also some shots of her with guns and Levi Johnston, the father of her unborn child. That is if she's even really pregnant.

Now, in Alaska a child can consume alcohol if it is given to her by her parents so...just saying...

I'll be honest my parents allowed my sister and I to taste their adult beverages, but to let us consume whole ones by ourselves, not so much.

For more Sarah Palin family escapades and mishaps click here. Tons of stories included.

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Barack Obama Assassination???

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:38:00 GMT

A breaking story - a Denver television station is claiming that police my have stopped an assassination plot against Barack Obama! The suspects may be part of a white supremacy group!

From TMZ:

KUSA-TV claims three men are in custody after a routine traffic stop in Aurora (near Denver) turned up two rifles, high-powered scopes, ammo and meth. The man in the car led authorities to a hotel where another suspect jumped out of a fourth floor window in an attempt to escape.

A third guy was busted at another hotel but the info on him is sketchy.

The arrests went down yesterday. The TV station says sources said "Two of the men had tattoos and jewelry popular with white supremacists."

The mugshot inset in the photo is of one of the suspects, Tharin Gartrell.

We'll keep you posted!

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Michelle Obama's Speech: Love and Family

Michelle Obama Tells All!

"American Prayer" Stars Sing For Obama - Video

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Many celebrities, who support Barack Obama, teamed with Dave Stewart (Eurythmics) and took part in making an inspirational video for change, titled "American Prayer". Dave says, "I found it more pertinent than ever to release this song at the moment when America dares to re-imagine itself and its place in the world." Stars who took part are, Pam Anderson, Macy Gray, Cindy Lauper, Forest Whitaker, Joan Baez, Jason Alexander, Whoopi Goldberg, just to name a few.

Video after the jump!

The inspiring anthem pays tribute to everyday families and people who are supporting Obama's 'platform of change.'

The song is available on iTunes as well as the Dave Stewart Songbook Volume 1, and proceeds go to MoveOn.org.

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Obama Names Biden Vice President!

The Obama Text: Barack is My Booty Call

Whit Honea — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Barack Obama sent out a text message and/or email to an elite few (or thousands) of people at a little before 5a.m. (ET) to officially announce his pick for his running mate before going to the media. That's 2 in the morning on the left coast.

That's right, just as I was stumbling out of the bar with a soiled liver and a loin full of hope I got beeped. That is perfect booty call timing. Turns out I wasn't his choice.

Actually, I was in bed. I'm a family man, you know. Barack Obama is also a family man and so is his pick Joe Biden (as we told you hours before the big news stations dared to run with it). Between Obama's young daughters and Biden's 5 grandchildren the South Lawn may soon be sporting some swings and one of those cool monkey bar things that looks like a dome. Those are awesome.

Here's the text officially announcing JoBama:

Whit --

I have some important news that I want to make official.

I've chosen Joe Biden to be my running mate.

Joe and I will appear for the first time as running mates this afternoon in Springfield, Illinois -- the same place this campaign began more than 19 months ago.

I'm excited about hitting the campaign trail with Joe, but the two of us can't do this alone. We need your help to keep building this movement for change.

Please let Joe know that you're glad he's part of our team. Share your personal welcome note and we'll make sure he gets it:

http://my.barackobama.com/welcomejoe

Thanks for your support,

Barack

P.S. -- Make sure to turn on your TV at 2:00 p.m. Central Time to join us or watch online at http://www.BarackObama.com.

See, Barack and I are close like that.

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Obama Names Biden Vice President!

Whit Honea — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:07:00 GMT

Updated: This is now official! Yeah, you heard it here first!

Barack Obama's followers (and detractors) are filling internets, inboxes and cellphones with speculation that the presidential candidate has picked a running mate.

It is believed that Senator Joe Biden of Delaware will be the Vice Presidential Candidate on the 2008 Democratic ticket.

Some news agencies are already running the story, although no official word is expected until early Saturday morning.

Biden had 3 grown children and five grandchildren. He lost his first wife and a child in a car accident in 1972.

He has a reputation for speaking his mind and having a quick tongue. One of his most popular quotes was in regard to then-Republican candidate and frontrunner Rudy Giuliani "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11."

We'll keep you posted.

UPDATED: Secret Service on their way to Biden's house.

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Heath Ledger's Death: Mary-Kate Olsen Asks for Immunity, Releases Statement

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Mary-Kate Olsen had allegedly asked for immunity from prosecution prior to her cooperating with a federal investigation regarding the death of Heath Ledger.

According to a law enforcement source as reported by People, she was the last person that authorities wished to interview. It is believed that investigators chose not to subpoena Olsen for questioning.

That was the way things stood until this afternoon when Mary-Kate's attorney issued a statement as follows:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them. Regarding the Government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the Government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed. We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

So what does this mean? I have no idea, but I'm sure we haven't heard the end of it.

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In Which K-Fed Demonstrates His Paternal Goodness, Yet Again, Thereby Heralding The End Of Days

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline - KEVIN FACKING FEDERLINE - keeps demonstrating that he is a caring, considerate parent and it is FREAKING ME OUT. I mean, who'da thunk?

Apparently, he's been working pretty hard to make sure that Britney gets some visiting time with the boys, by consulting with her mother and trying to arrange for supervised time between Britney, grandma and the boys while he's off at NY fashion week.

Sources say that K-Fed hopes that Lynne can bring Britney back to her senses, so that the singer can enjoy some time with her kids.

"K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney round to see sense so that she can have some face time with her kids," News of the World quoted a source as saying.

"He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she'll always love those two kids with all her heart," the source added.

So, Kevin Federline is one of the few people in the whole world who is being entirely reasonable about Britney and who is actively trying to see her set straight so that she get back to being a mom? When does the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse show up?

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Kevin Federline - Sharp Dressed Man!

Mystery Court Hearing For Britney

Britney's Life At Risk

K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

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Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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Kevin Federline - Sharp Dressed Man!

Mystery Court Hearing For Britney

Britney's Life At Risk

Britney Spears Almost Misses Deposition, Is An Idiot

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

All those in favor of Britney Spears losing custody of her kids raise your hands. Wow - that's 7,324,980 more than bought Blackout.

Spears was given one final chance today to redeem herself in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, after blowing off a court-ordered deposition yesterday. And what does she do? Shows up 90-minutes late, strutting into the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, wearing a fuschia halter dress and Christian Louboutin heels. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but when the book is an arrogant poptart acting like an disrespectful imbecile I say she's fair game.

Apparently no deposing took place, as Kaplan called a press conference earlier today to say that the deposition had been postponed. That should give Britney some time to figure out another way to shoot herself in the (Louboutin-clad) foot.

Britney Spears Wants To Marry Sam Lufti - Refuses Pre-Nup

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not heeding lawyer's advice to get a pre-nup as sources claim she wants to marry cling on Sam Lufti (didn't they elope?).

Her lawyers "begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening" a source told Star Magazine.

Federline, who did sign a pre-nuptial before marrying Britney, is not happy. Federline is not comfortable having Sam near his kids, due to a bad temper that Federline has seen first hand.

"Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper," says a source. "We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he's alone with Brit."

Sam once dangerously slammed his car into another vehicle to prevent Britney from being served.

"Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She'll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it," the source adds.

Britney seems unfazed that this recent development may cost her Sean Preston and Jayden James for good.

"Britney is completely under Sam's spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything," the source told Star.

If this is true, I'm not surprised she doesn't care about losing the boys. She has yet to prove she wants them in the first place. This whole senario reminds me very much of Anna Nicole Smith -- not that Anna didn't care for her kids but she sure was controlled by men. Weird.

Kevin Federline's Lawyer Blasts Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney might be in some deep sh*t ya'll.

Mark Vincent Kaplan and K'Fed'up are not happy that Kevin's ex, Britney Spears didn't bother showing up for her Wednesday morning deposition because she was ~~busy dye jobbing her own hair~~ sick. Kaplan is to ask the court to address 'some kind of remedy' against Spears.

Kaplan said to People, "I'm not mad -I can move forward with her or without her. But there will be a request to the court to address some kind of remedy to what I see as a willful non-appearance."

"But she was in fact out later that day and night. It's not fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK. She was ordered to attend. And if there's a legitimate reason for her not to attend she would have to establish that."

Brit says that 'paparazzi harassment' keeps her from attending. Kaplan said, "All I know is that in my office there were no paparazzi." I'm sorry, but the paps don't stop Britster from getting gas, stealing or frequenting Starbucks, so I think she could make an effort to get to court to MAYBE GET HER BABIES BACK. Just sayin'.

This is the FOURTH time that the poptart has missed her deposition appointment. "This deposition was a court ordered proceeding. So it's a serious thing." Guess she was busy ELOPING.

Even though Spears is stalling and making lame excuses, Kevin's lawyer has ruled out seeking a contempt of court.

"We're not interested in punishing her. We're interested in getting the facts." To me, that seems like she just keeps getting away with this. Why not punish her? What about her precious sons? Why should Sean and Jayden have to pay the price because they have a lame mother?

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Britney Spears Misses Court Date, is Total Idiot

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Britney Spears. Idiot. I just want to spank her, and not in a I'll like it sort of way, but in a what a stupid, stupid bitch sort way.

Britney stated that she would be in court this morning in an effort to regain some visitation rights, namely overnight, with the boys. She didn't show. Her lawyer did. I wonder how long this attorney will put up with her shit.

Well, at least we know what kid she actually loves.

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John Grisham Commits Perjury

Whit Honea — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:03:00 GMT

Well, not perjury exactly, but it sounded good. He's an ex-lawyer you know, and he's been able to sell the same book over and over and make a ton of money, so he's a pretty decent writer too.

The fib that the title refers to is in regard to the names of his children. Grisham is a big baseball fan and often uses the names of sports figures in his novels. He has a son named Ty and a daughter named Shea. People assume that they are named after Ty Cobb and the stadium, respectively, and he encourages it. Fact is, that's not true.

He comes clean in Sports Illustrated: I tell everybody I did. . . I tell everybody it's Shea Stadium and Ty Cobb. But it has nothing to do with it. My wife named the kids. I had very little input. His name is actually John Tyler. My daughter, we got the name out of a baby name book.

See? Guilty.

Your witness.

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Larry Birkhead Is Not Doing Himself Any Favors

BadKitty — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Do lawyers have an equivalent of Don't Date Him, Girl? A place where you can post all the ugly truths about clients who make it impossible to do your job? If so, Larry Birkhead better watch out. Debra Opri is mad as a wet hen and she's telling everyone.

Actually, Debra doesn't need a special site, she has the rabid mob of paparazzi and bloggers (guilty as charged) reporting and repeating every syllable about Larry, Dannielynn, Anna Nicole and everyone's favorite creepy uncle Howard K. Stern.

Side note: how creepy do you have to be that Radio Howard Stern wouldn't want to be confused with you?

Back to Larry. While no one is going to mistake him for a rocket scientist, or you know, the night manager at Applebee's, is he really stupid enough to double cross his lawyer? The person who knows where the bodies are buried, perhaps literally? I guess we all know the answer to that question. Sigh.

Okay, pull up your front row seats for the ensuing bloodbath.

Source, story and photo: TMZ.com