FameCrawler : lawyers

Kurt Cobain's Fortune Looted: Courtney Love And Francis Bean Are Missing Millions

Josh loposer — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:30:00 GMT

While Courtney Love was off on her latest bender, it appears that the accountants in charge of Kurt Cobain's $500M+ estate had been lining their pockets with the immense wealth that the king of grunge left to his wife and daughter. Scoundrels!

It's no secret that Courtney Love has been in the grips of a fairly serious substance abuse problem for a fairly long time, so that explains why she failed to notice that her and France Bean's fortune was being plundered. Apparently, just as Courtney was starting to get back on the wagon this year, she realized that she had run out of funds -- and there was no money left.

So far, a team of lawyers and investigators has been able to track down $30M, but there's supposedly a lot more. Not only did the fiends ransack the estate for all it was worth, but they used Frances' and Courtney's Social Security numbers to launder a bunch more money. What a nightmare. According to Love's lawyer, Rhoda J Holmes:

"There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money -- up to $500 million worth ... Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures."

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Jade Goody's Cancer Cells Shrinking

Karl Erikson — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:10:00 GMT

Looks like great news for former Big Brother star Jade Goody: her chemotherapy sessions seem to be working. Jade was diagnosed with cervical cancer last summer.

"I do have good news," she says, "I was told my cancer cells have shrunk a little, which means the chemo is working. But it's too soon to say if I have a better chance of survival."

Jade, 27, had an operation last week for a blocked kidney. "Once every month, for the next 12 months, I have to have two types of chemo drugs pumped into me through a tube. It takes 5 hours altogether. It doesn't hurt, but it makes me feel really sick afterwards."

The worst part is her appetite. "I get hungry," Jade says, "but everything I eat tastes like metal and I throw it up. I'm sick three times a day and it's going to get worse."

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Jade Goody Having Emergency Operation

Jade Goody Responding Well to Cancer Treatment

Jade Goody Having Emergency Operation

Karl Erikson — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:38:00 GMT

It's just being reported that Big Brother UK star Jade Goody is having an operation today to fix a blocked kidney. It started before Christmas...Jade, battle cervical cancer, started feeling rather unwell after a chemo session.

"I was really down on my chemo day and in a lot of pain," she says. "My doctors decided to keep me in hospital. I had a blockage around my kidney."

She faced "flu-like symptoms and couldn't continue with her panto role as the Wicked Witch in 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.'" After a few tests, doctors said that Jade, 27, needed the emergency procedure.

Jade's agent says, "We are hoping she can come out of hospital again quickly." Jade has 2 sons - Bobby, 5, and Freddie, 4.

Here's hoping everything goes great for Jade.

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Jade Goody Responding Well to Cancer Treatment

Karl Erikson — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Doctors say that Jade Goody, former star of "Big Brother" in the UK, is responding well to her latest cancer treatment. They're quite pleased with her progress, especially considering that she suffered complications after her first round of treatments. At one point, Jade (27) had an 8-hour hysterectomy and was given a 50/50 chance of surviving her cervical cancer.

Jade, mom of sons Freddie (4) and Bobby (5) is taking a second break from treatment and is currently appearing in panto with Kevin Kennedy in Lincoln. She told friends that she's feeling better and happier.

Great news for the hoidays, that's for sure!

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Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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Jade Goody Shocked and Hurt by Death Predicting Website

Karl Erikson — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Jade Goody's lawyers are now trying to shut down a really sick website, which is taking bets on when Jade will die. Jade, 27, was diagnosed with cervical cancer in September and recently underwent a full hysterectomy in an effort to halt the cancer's spread.

Now there's a web site - whenwilljadegoodydie.com - that is not only creating a pool of bets on when Goody will die, but really slamming her. Here is some of the shit they're saying:

"Jade Goody started out as a loud mouth nobody and after her appearances on Big Brother UK and their Big Brother Celebrity Special she is still a loud mouth nobody. And that is exactly the reason for this site. Jade Goody has done nothing and we mean nothing to enhance life on this planet. She fills the tabloid pages with crap about herself.

"She’s an egotistical twat who can’t have a normal relationship as it would mean she’d have to share herself with somebody else than herself. And yet the tabloids still give her their newspaper inches while they should be giving her 10 inches of red hot steel up her ass. She bullied and made racist remarks to a fellow Big Brother Celebrity contestant and was puked upon by the UK and India.

"To give her shit covered star a new shine she recently went over to India to participate in their version of Big Brother (presented by the person she bullied and discriminated against). While in the house Jade Goody got the news she was diagnosed with cancer. Aweful news really. For anyone. Even Jade Goody. But Jade Goody’s bad news turned into a tabloid marathon of Jade bullshit.

"Jade Goody made it seem as she is and will ever be the only person to get the Big C. Wake up and smell the shit stained blankets Jade. You’re not special. You’re not the Chosen One. Cancer hits millions of people everywhere and those millions of people deal with it in dignity and not by talking crap and getting their sobbing faces into the newspaper day after day. If you wanted our sympathy you could have promoted cancer charities instead of yourself while enduring your disease. We wish death on no one, but we wish you, Jade Goody, a good old fashioned Donkey Punch."

Classy, very classy. What a bunch of assholes. Also on the front page is a form where you can enter your email address and the date and time of Jade's predicted death. Whoever gets closest to Jade's actual date and time of death wins an iPhone. Nice.

Jade's spokesman says, "Naturally, she was shocked and hurt when she found out about this website. But she has also been overwhelmed by the amount of letters, cards, and messages of good will she has received from the public."

Listen, cancer is not a fucking joke. No matter what you think of Jade - and yeah, she's screwed up big time in the past - you don't wish death on anyone. And if there's ever a time to be self-centered, it's when you get a cancer diagnosis, particularly when you have kids depending upon you.

I'm not sure if lawyers can get that site shut down. For one thing, it's in Holland. For another, shitty as it is, I can't imagine the jerks running the site are breaking any laws. But if they have an ounce of decency in them, they'll voluntarily pull the damn thing.

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Jodie Foster's Cheating Ways Will Cost Her $25 Million

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Jodie Foster and her partner of 14 years, Cydney Bernard have called it quits - well, more specificially, Jodie left the relationship for another woman - writer/producer, Cynthia Mort. And her cheating ways may cost her $25 million clams!

Reportedly Jodie is trying to play nice so all of this stays out of the public eye (uh, it's not working?), and is doing her best to keep her ex content.

According to the National Enquirer, the 46-year-old actress could lose $25 million in alimony, which is about a quarter of her net worth. However, half of that, was earned while she and Cydney were together - meaning that Cydney could be entitled to that $25 million without a fight.

So Foster is doing whatever she can to keep the peace and she's apparently even trying to get Cydney and her current lover, Cynthia to be friends. *Ahem* Good luck with that!

An insider says, "She wants them to be friends. Jodie realizes that if Cydney perceives them to be one big happy family, she'd never sue for half her assets."

So far, Cydney gets to live free at one of Jodie's homes, gets invites to bashes held at Foster's house and gets to visit with her sons, Charles, 10, and Christopher, 6,. She's also receiving a six-figure income from Jody.

S'alright I guess but I think if I were entitled to $25 million clams, I'd be asking for it!

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Suri's Star-Studded Playdate!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:08:00 GMT

Suri Cruise might only be 2-years-old but the little tyke can sure throw a big, star-studded playdate! On Sunday, Suri "hosted" an A-List party with some of her closest friends at the Cruise Beverly Hills mansion. I'm sure mom Katie Holmes and dad Tom Cruise were the ones to pour the punch and make the sandwiches. Suri just put on her Sunday best and looked adorable - which is no surprise. That little girl is so cute! So who was on the guest list?

A source for E! News, says that David and Victoria beckham's 3 boys - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz - were in attendance. The kiddies drove around in a miniature John Deere truck and mini Escalade (hey same car Brit drives!) and everyone enjoyed dinner at 5 p.m. At around six, the tots went inside.

Later on, the adults watched the Lakers - which, as we all know, is one of David Beckham's favorite passtimes. Or it could be the Laker cheerleaders that he likes watching?

Hopefully the kids had a great time and the adults enjoyed some adult conversation!

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Tom Cruise is PISSED

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 14:31:00 GMT

You know all those heartwarming stories you've read about what Suri Cruise has been wearing? Well forget them all. Holmes and Cruise are putting a muzzle on that information and more that they claimed LEAKED from Petit Tresor, an upscale celebrity baby hot spot for all the couture things in baby wear and care.

Petit Tresor owner Samantha Winch spoke out in defense of her store: "We didn't leak any information," Winch told ABCNEWS.com. "We don't leak. It's our policy not to discuss our celebrity clientele."

ABC reported:

Winch said that she has conducted an "internal investigation" of her staff and is convinced that none of the staffers at her stores leaked the information. The store's other celebrity clients include Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera.

So, where did the information come from? "One of the shops is on Robertson Boulevard, and there are paparazzi up and down the street all the time," she said.

As for the amount spent at the store, Winch said that Cruise and Holmes have spent significantly less than the reported amount.

Cruise lawyer Aaron J. Moss said he takes Winch at her word.

"We have been contacted by the store, which has assured us that they will not mention them in the future."

So let's get this straight. Celebrity asshat parents spend money at high-end boutique, which likely has GLASS WINDOWS, you know the kind you can take pictures through. Then the litigous nutjobs SUE the store when they've been pictured here, and here, (etc etc) leaving the store.

The kicker? EVEN THEIR LAWYER BELIEVES THE LADY THEY'RE SUING.

If I was Samantha Winch, I would never speak of Cruise and Holmes again, and shut the doors if I saw them coming! Idiots.

Get over yourselves, Tom and Kate -- you're not American Royalty.

Suri's Tiny Dresses Cost $400,000?!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Suri Cruise is always a well dressed little girl - but do Tom and Katie go overboard when shopping for their little princess? It's been reported that the Cruise's spend between $350,000-$400,000 when clothes shopping for Suri. I like my kids dressed nice too, but that's a bit ridiculous! Perhaps Tom is a little embarrassed about that too - his lawyers have issued a cease and desist order to baby boutique Petit Tresor for revealing how much dough they spend there.

The store is accused of leaking false information and the lawyers want it known that Tom and Katie didn't really spend that much on Suri over the last two years. The letter states that the store is, "not to say anything (whether true or false) about Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes' shopping habits," and that they have violated the Cruise's privacy.

TMZ's Andy Behrman asked a rep for Petit Tresor and got, "Are we allowed to comment?" Oh zing!

Hey Tom and Katie, I hear Target has really cute kids clothes!

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Jodie Foster Dumps Longtime Girlfriend - Gets New Girlfriend

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Jodie Foster, 47, and long-time love of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have reportedly split and it may be that another woman has swept Jodie off of her feet. Foster and Bernard have two children together - Charlies, 9, and Kit, 6.

The National Enquirer claims a source said, "Jodie breaking up with Cydney is shocking. Right now it's the best kept secret in Hollywood, and it's not just because Jodie is a legend and an intensely private person, either. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together, the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this split could be monumental."

Cindy Mort, a producer and screenwriter is the new woman in Jodie's life. She is the former partner of thirtysomething's Melanie Mahron and they have two children together. Complicated situation!

Jodie and Cindy met on the set of Foster's 2007 movie The Brave One and it's rumored that their fling began before Jodie's split with Cydney.

Cydney and Jodie are still living together but an insider said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered."

The will, however, continue to raise their two sons together and do their best to keep a "loving family unit" despite their separation.

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Britney Saw Her Boys Y'all!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears has visited with her boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17-months, earlier today!

According to People, the two tots left their dad, Kevin Federline's home Saturday morning and were put in their car seats and were then driven by Federline's bodyguard to Brit's Studio City home. This marks the first time Spears has seen her kids since January 3. Oh damn, I feel a little pang of happiness for her. Okay, Brit don't mess it up!

An insider said: "The real hero was [Spears' father] Jamie. He has taken charge, and she has visitation again." Daddy Spears to the rescue!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:26:00 GMT

Britney Spears has won back visitation with her boys - with conditions. Lawyers for both parties have worked out a deal that everyone agrees with. Brit must visit her sons in a "therapeutic setting." Commissioner Scott Gorden has signed off on the agreement.

Both sides had agreed in theory about what they wanted to happen but neither could come to a firm deal last Tuesday. Kevin Federline wants his ex wife to have contact with their boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Let's hope Britney gets her act together and is serious about making this work - for the sake of her tots.

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Britney Failed to Show at Latest Deposition

Karen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Pop-idiot Britney Spears has failed to show up at her latest deposition, the FIFTH one scheduled to decide matters in the custody case with ex-husband Kevin Federline. You may recall she was "too sick" to attend one of the depositions, and was later partying that night.

Earlier yesterday, Britney's lawyers quit and she blames them for not going to court. TMZ reported that one source revealed, "Her whole life has become insane and it's impossible for anyone to get through to her."

I don't think they mean just on the phone. Nobody can talk to her and have it register. Clearly she doesn't want those kids back.

Britney Spears Going to Jail?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Is poptart Britney Spears headed to jail? It's a possibility...perhaps slim, but it could happen.

According to OK! magazine, sources have said Spears is scheduled to be deposed next week, by Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Brit has repeatedly blown off previous depositions, nearly half a dozen and some insiders are predicting that the troubled mom of 2, will probably be a no show again.

A legal source said, "She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show."

"That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility." More than likely, K'Fed's team may ask the court to impose monetary sanctions on Britney, who is reportedly already paying her ex's legal fees.

Attorneys for the battling parents of Sean Preston and Jayden James are due back in court in February and the final custody hearing is slated for April 9. It'd be nice if this trainwreck got back on track.

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Jodie Foster Thanks Her Partner Cydney Bernard in Speech, World Goes Crazy

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:25:00 GMT

Stop the presses: Jodie Foster is gay. While it doesn't come as any surprise to most who have known for years that Foster has been quietly raising two children with partner Cydney Bernard, the media is in a frenzy over the news that Foster publicly acknowledged her longtime companion at the 16th Annual Women in Entertainment breakfast on Tuesday.

Never mind that Foster was presented with the prestigious Sherry Lansing Leadership award that honored her 42 years in the business and reportedly gave a very humble and moving acceptance speech. The thing that’s making big news are the few words that she said at the end of her remarks, "...my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss."

Did Foster intend her words to garner as much attention as they have, or was she simply just thanking her significant other for her support? I'm thinking she's wishing she had just thanked God and her lawyers like every other award recipient does.

Britney's Deposition: Today At 10:00 AM PT.

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:34:00 GMT

Britney Spears is going to have her deposition taken today at 10:00am PT. She'll be joined by her legal team, lead by Sorrell Trope, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, who will be there to raise objections against Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

The depo could possibly last more than a day to several days according to sources. K'Fed's lawyer has been trying to get Spears under oath for almost a year and he'll be questioning her on child custody issues and possibly spousal support. Brit will probably be questioned as well, about her possible drug and alcohol usage, her refusal and late compliance with court orders. Some of the questions will most likely be personal in nature, and some concerning her relationship with her boys, Sean Preston, 2 and Jayden James, 14 months.

It will be interesting to see what comes of this, but Brit could lie through her teeth right? Just because someone is "under oath" doesn't necessarily mean they'll tell the complete truth.

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Britney: Everybody Loves A Pregnant Klepto!

HerBadMother — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears a kleptomaniac? That, at least, was the story this morning from a Swedish newspaper, which reported that Britney lifted four designer coats from designer Katja Berglund at the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in LA this past weekend. The coats were worth a total five-finger discount of $28,200.

This of course, was too ~~good~~ bad to be true, and sure enough, the newspaper just issued a retraction, stating that the designer has insisted that the coats were a gift. Which, yeah right. I'm betting that 'statement' from the designer came after some well-placed phone calls from Britney's publicists. This is, after all, a girl who has let her dog shit on couture and who - inexplicably - recently tried to make off with some (presumably useless) un-paid-for panties. And tell me that she and baby-daddy JT Rotem don't look like they're shoving merchandise under their fugly hats in that photo above.

She should just be blame it on pregnancy hormones. Oh mah god, y'all! I just can't be THINKIN' with all this sperm cooking up in me! I thought they was MAH coats, y'all! That way, she gets more of our attention (admitting to pregnancy) and our sympathy (poor pregnant Britney, lost and confused.) And she gets to keep the coats, and maybe the panties, too. Win-win for everybody.

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Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' 'Friend', Subpoenaed By Kevin Federline's Attorney

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Britney's hanger-on, Sam Lutfi, has been subpoenaed by Kevin Federline's lawyer. He will be questioned in January concerning the Spears/Federline custody case. A source said about Lutfi, "There is nothing to hide." Oh really?

Sam was served earlier this month for a deposition but didn't show for Friday, so it was rescheduled for January. Mark Vincent Kaplan, K'Fed's attorney, said he will seek a court order to ensure Sam shows for the session in the new year. Lufti was served a few months ago but that, apparently didn't go well.

Kaplan said of the November 7 service, "My process server asked if he was Sam Lutfi, he said yes. The subpoena was handed to him, but he wouldn't take it. So it was dropped, literally on him. But if someone refuses to take it in their hand and you drop it at their feet, they are served." Score one for camp Federline.

Kaplan has also issued a statement denying reports that Kevin is seeking more child support. "Every two months, rumors have been raised in the media that Mr. Federline's lawyers are about to go into court to get more money for child support. Persistant questions are again being raised now in the press about the timing of when that will happen. As I've said, I know where to find the courthouse and what to do when I get there. If Mr. Federline had wanted to increase child support, it would be very easy to achieve and would have been requested long before now. There has not been and is not now a request before the court for a modification of child support. Mr. Federline's purpose in bringing this action continues to be one of to be one that is based upon the best interest of the childrens as his highest priority."

There you have it. Can't wait for January and what craziness that will bring.

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ER Hottie, Goran Visnjic Agrees To Pay Child Support For Croatian Woman's 8 Month Old Girl

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:02:00 GMT

I can't believe my eye candy from NBC's ER, Goran Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luca Kovac, fathered a child with a Croatian woman when he's already married!

Mirela Rupic, 36, had previously sued Visnjic, 35, saying he was the father of her 8 month old daughter. At a hearing, on Tuesday, before a Zagreb court, Goran's attorney, Marijan Hanzekovic, said that Goran had decided to not take a paternity test and recognize the little girl as his own. He's agreed to pay $1,800 a month in child support. Well at least he's acknowledging his daughter now but it took him 8 months. He's been given visitation rights and can see his baby once a month.

Visnjic has been married to Ivana Vrdoljak since 1999 and the couple just adopted a baby boy this past spring. I guess that means he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE. His hot level is slowly dwindling in my opinion.

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Britney Spears Text Messages Ryan Seacrest To Squash Baby Rumor But More Lies Surface

Karen — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:35:00 GMT

What is it with Ryan Seacrest getting all the Britney attention? Anyway, that nagging rumor about her being pregnant again? False, according to a text message sent from the pop trainwreck to the radio show host this morning. BUT WE AREN'T BUYING BRITNEY'S STORY JUST YET!

From Sam Lufti herself: "It's BS, don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake, completely fake. We just wrapped her video, going home to sleep...sorry...we're dodging paps."

And apparently Britney is furious, and planning to sure, says a source, "She's furious at InTouch," a close pal of Britney reveals to OK!, referring to their item that the mother of two is expecting a child from music producer J.R. Rotem. "The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn't had any dealings with him in months."

"She's thinking about suing," explains the pal. "She's so mad. She's worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue."

Oh REALLY? Months you say? Funny, here she is with J.R. Rotem SIX WEEKS AGO.

Squash that, Pop Tart.

Somebody Stop Her: Britney Spears is Pregnant With J.R. Rotem's Baby

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT

From the "Don't Forget to Spay and Neuter Your Pets" Department: InTouch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem's baby. The magazine will report in its upcoming issue that on November 14 Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant and that she was certain that Rotem was the father. By 'certain' she means that none of the other guys she'd slept with would take her calls.

Rotem, whom Spears has been seeing of-and-on since splitting with Kevin Federline, has apparently confirmed to InTouch that the baby is his. "It's true," he says, surrounding his words with big fat quotation marks as he mimes fanning a stack of bills.

If you'll recall, Rotem is the prize specimen who sold Britney out by talking explicitly about their sex life to Blender Magazine earlier this year.

May I be the first to say, "Congratulations." I'm talking to their lawyers, not to them.

DCFS, Probation & Merry Christmas: Britney's Always Has A Big To Do List

Sassy Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:33:00 GMT

So many Britney Spears issues to discuss and so little time. On a happy (I think?) note, Britney is getting her boys for Christmas. Legal teams for Spears and Federline attended a court hearing to discuss what custody arrangements would be for the holiday season. Britster gets Sean Preston and Jayden James Christmas morning for sure. Los Angeles Superior Court spokesperson Allan Parachini confirmed: “There was extensive discussion and agreement on the visitation over the holiday period. It’s different from the existing [custody] schedule.”

Kevin’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said, “Kevin thinks it’s absolutely appropriate that they both get to see the kids over the holidays.” Yes because mama is gonna take you boys to Starbucks and get you a cheeseburger from Burger King.

Reports are that both Spears and Federline are currently being investigated by the DCFS regarding their parenting abilities. Shocking! A source said that neither case was "particularly alarming" but that the department has a legal responsibility to investigate all claims. Britney has been investigated twice this year by the same agency, after anonymous tips. As well, her former bodyguard made claims about her questionable behavior around her two young sons. Again, shocking!

Finally, Britney's lawyer attended a hearing at a court in Van Nuys, California concerning Britney's arrest for driving without a valid license. Spears was charged with the misdemeanor after crashing into a parked car in the area in August. The LA City Attorney wants to give her 24 months probation for the offense. I say lock her up ~~and throw the way the key~~! Oh, well, maybe that's a bit harsh. Britney's lawyer said that the City Attorney might be willing to drop the period down to 12 months, but "no misdemeanor violation verdict is satisfactory to me." Me either. B*tch gets away with too much as it is.

Merry Christmas Britney, Merry Christmas.

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Bring It B*tch-Kevin Federline Not Worried About Britney Hiring A Private Detective

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Kevin Federline isn't concerned that his ex wife, Britney Spears might be gettin' all up in his grill.

It's been reported that Spears has hired private investigators to follow Kevin around to "dig dirt" on him. As I said before, I don't think there'll be much to find. Unless you classify making a crappy "hip hop" album as "dirt," then okay, you might find something.

Kev's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, says that his client has absolutely nothing to worry about and that Spears his wasting her time and money. Kaplan says, "I think that if that is what they need to do, or have to do, to have (a go) at it. I don't think it will, in anyway, be a good expenditure of funds. But I can't stop that from happening. I don't think (Federline) would be concerned about it, and I don't think he has to change anything he is doing in order to address that."

Kaplan went on to say that it was a smart move on Britney's part, to hire a chauffeur to drive her and her sons around after she was banned by the judge in the on-going custody battle, from driving with her children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, present in the car. He added, "Anything that puts the children in a car that reduces the risk ... I am all for that. We are only concerned when she is driving the kids." Okay, I am totally for all of that too, but Kevin's "chauffeur" might want to take some driving lessons or think about getting a new job. As far as I know, a stop sign means STOP. Can't wait to see what skeletons fall out of the closets at some point where they're both concerned. Well, I guess we know some of Britney's.

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Trashy Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

According to Life & Style, Spears is facing yet another lawsuit for reportedly trashing a condo in Marina Del Rey. My head is literally spinning from all the drama.

The owner of the condominium, Amir E. Zagross is threatening to sue the poptart unless she coughs up some dough for the damage that she and her family caused. The condo is worth an estimated $1.5 million.

He says, “I met Britney at the condo myself with her mother, brother, sons and her bodyguards. They assured me they were immaculate, nice people who would take care of the property. But the damage was significant.” Ya, but doesn't he know who Britney is? Has he been living under a rock? Dude, it's Britney Spears! She's not known for being "immaculate". That's not the word that comes to mind when I think of her.

Britster's big bro' Bryan, 30, may be more to blame than his trainwreck sister, 26. Wow, who knew she came from a family of trashiness?

A source said, “The whole family would come in and out of the place, but Bryan was the most constant."

Apparently there is damage to the walls, flooring, balcony, doors, electrical outlets and air conditioning, claims Zagross, who said, “We couldn’t re-rent the condo because of the state it was in." Shocking eh? I mean Britney is usually so classy. Ah, you caught me, I did not type that last sentence with a straight face.

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