FameCrawler : leave britney alone

Dolly Parton Tackles Britney, Lindsay and Miley

Karen — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Dolly Parton says it's time to leave Britney and Lindsay alone.

"Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan," Parton said at her concert last night at L.A.'s Greek Theatre. "Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!"

All kidding aside, Parton said, "I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break."

Parton also talked about playing second fiddle to Miley Cyrus after guest-starring on Hannah Montana as "Aunt Dolly." "A lot of little kids come up to me and say, 'Aunt Dolly!' " Parton said. And I say, 'Would you little girls like an autograph?' And they say, 'Oh, yes! When you see Miley, please get us one.' "

I love Dolly Parton. She's so adorable, and I don't think she takes things too seriously.

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

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"Leave Britney ALONE," Crazy B*tch Edition

Karen — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Britney Spears went to The Children's Place yesterday and shopped for the boys, only to find herself blocked in by the paparazzi and two crazy women tried to "save her."

The first, a frumpy housewife version of Chris Crocker got so hot headed, she was dragging her poor kid along and passed her car completely while walking. "You guys are unbelievable. For a buck. You're the reason why a lot of people HATE YOU!" She ranted. There was a lot of yelling and swearing, all in front of a children's clothing store. Niiiiice.

The second crazy lady, I think an employee of the store, got in the way of the cameras, repeating "Excuse me, pardon me," over and over, and guided Britney out of the parking lot with "C'mon babygirl, C'mon Mama."

The video is, if nothing else, an entertaining look at just how much Britney loves this attention.