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Octomom Nadya Suleman Lies About Everything

trix — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:31:00 GMT

Can't this girl tell the truth about anything? It's so hard to keep all the stories straight anymore, however I do try, since this is my job and all.

She lied about the whole dancer/stripper thing and the story gets even better, since we recently found out that her stripper name was Angelina. Yeah, she's not obsessed.

She lied about the whole reality show deal. Eyeworks called every news person they knew to let the world know that they had no deal in place with Nadya.

She lied about the whole plastic surgery thing. I mean come on, we can totally tell she looks different. Does she think we're stupid?

She lied about not getting government assistance, ever. She was getting food stamps and disability payments for herself and some of her children.

Shall we go on? No, OK, good, I didn't want to go on either.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman is Ready to Add to The Family, AAACK!

trix — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:39:00 GMT

Oh goodness gracious, doesn't she know when to stop? I'm guessing no. I about fell out of my chair when I heard that she is already planning to add to her family. What more could they possibly need in this time of adjustment?

A husband? Nope, though she was recently photographed on a date to El Pollo Loco with a mystery man. She swore she was going to wait until all the kiddies were eighteen before she pursued a love life. Maybe it was just a friend.

Nadya thinks it's a good idea to add a puppy or a small pig to the mix. Yikes, what was she thinking? Does she think?

Maybe the puppy or pig will take the help the kids think about something besides the babies.

I was just thinking, I haven't seen any pictures of her taking her kids to or from school, please don't tell me she home-schools them. There is nothing wrong with homeschooling your kids, but I just don't think she has the time.

Wow, ask and you shall receive. Nevermind about the picture of her taking her kids to school. I just found one and it's from today. I'm sure this picture just is the tip of the iceberg on how the kids really feel.

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Photos: Denise Richards & Girls Skate

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Actress Denise Richards and her girls - Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 - took to the ice in Santa Monica with their skates and smiles!

More pics after the jump!

The girls were in a minor car accident recently, but were luckily unharmed.

Dad to the girls is actor Charlie Sheen, who is expecting twin boys with his wife, Brooke Mueller.

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Jennifer Lopez Explains Whoring Out Her Children

Karl Erikson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Lots of celebrity superparents are selling photos of their kids these days. It has nothing to do with prostituting your children, honestly. I mean, that's not legal, even in Amsterdam. Not until the kids are 16, anyway. No, selling photos of your children is perfectly legal and a great way to make money. Because, you know, celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez are incredibly poor.

JLo says that she decided to accept People Magazine's offer to put her kids on the cover because she wanted to "set them up" in life. "I think one of the reasons that the price went so high," says Jennifer, "is that we didn’t want to do it for so long. We weren’t into it. I was like, ‘No, I don’t really want to. No. No way.’ But then it got to the point that you go, ‘Well, now you’re being stupid with these offers’. I thought I can set them up. I can put this away just for them. We gave a little bit (away to charity) and I saved the rest for them."

Yeah, without all those millions that JLo and her hubbie took from People, Max and Emme would be penniless for the rest of their lives. This way Max and Emme will never again have to work for a living, just like Mommy and Daddy. Hell, why even go to school? They can just sit home all their lives, watching The Wiggles and playing World of Warcraft.

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McCain Disses David Letterman Big Time: Video

Karl Erikson — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:21:00 GMT

Wow, don't screw with David Letterman. John McCain, GOP Presidential candidate was supposed to appear on David Letterman last night but backed out at the very last minute because of his "suspended" campaign. I don't give a damn what's happening - short of a heart attack or a death in the family, you don't leave someone in a lurch like that. At least get SuperMom Sarah Palin to stand in for you, but to just back out of a major talk show like that? Stinks.

To make matters worse, McCain DIDN'T zoom off for Washington like he said he was going to. No, instead, while Letterman's show was taping, McCain was doing an interview with Katie Couric for CBS News. Did he not think Letterman would find out about that?

Here's video of Letterman and his McCain commentary. He says, "This is not the way a hero behaves." Then, while Keith Olbermann (who filled in for McCain) is with him, he catches McCain in the act with Katie Couric. Must see video.

Again, don't screw with Letterman.

Bad form, John. Bad form.

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Why Did J. Lo Pull Out of Project Runway?

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

That's the $1,000,000 question, isn't it? It sure as hell wasn't because of a foot injury, as originally reported. If it was, that was the fastest healing foot injury on record, because Lopez completed a triathlon over the weekend in Malibu in 2 hours and 23 minutes. So that excuse was utter bullshit.

Heidi Klum is FURIOUS that J. Lo pulled out of the "Project Runway" finale. "Heidi went from one big-name judge for the finale to none. It was embarrassing, especially the excuse that Lopez was hurt," says a source.

Jennifer was really hoping for this part in an upcoming Weinstein movie and she was told she wasn't getting the part. That reportedly happened the day before she pulled out of Runway. "She was angry, so she pulled out," says the source.

According to Lopez' rep Leslie Sloane, "Lopez pulled out of Runway because she had an injury and had to have it rehabbed so she could compete in the triathlon. She has no issues with Harvey Weinstein."

Um, right. So if her foot is all rehabbed, why couldn't she still make the finale? I'll tell you why...because J. Lo is a lying bitch who doesn't keep her commitments. Is it any wonder why she didn't get that movie part she wanted?

Bah, the show is better off without her. Anything that gets Tim Gunn more screen time is a blessing.

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Charlie Sheen Says Odds Are It's a Boy

Karl Erikson — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Charlie Sheen is pretty sure that his baby on the way will be a boy. Why? The odds are in his favor. Sheen, star of the hit CBS comedy "Two and a Half Men" and about to turn 43 tomorrow, already has three daughters. There's Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, with ex Denise Richards, and there's Cassandra, 23, with ex-girlfriend Paula Proffitt. So at some point, you'd think he'd HAVE to have a boy, right?

I don't know about that logic. I've got friends who have six daughters and another couple has five boys. Unless you're in Vegas, I wouldn't bet on the odds, no matter how sick you may be of Barbie and hot pink nursery walls.

Course, Charlie and Brooke will be happy either way. Regardless, the males in that house are definitely in the minority.

And Happy Birthday, Charlie, you lucky bastard.

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What Celebudad Sperminated His Second Wife?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Oh the celebrity baby boom continues! What famous daddy knocked up his second wife? I suppose you want some hints, so here are a few: This will be his fourth child - he has a grown daughter from a previous relationship, two little girls with his ex-wife, who, I'm pretty sure he hates (the ex-wife not the kids) and I believe the feeling is mutual on her part, and he once shot his (then) fiance in the arm (by accident of course), he was (is?) known for his liking to prostitutes, and he's got famous family members. What's your guess?

Find out after the jump 'cause I know you're dying to know!

Two and a Half Men star, Charlie Sheen, 42 and his new wife, Brooke Mueller are expecting their first child together. Sheen released a statement to People, saying:

"Brooke and I are thrilled! She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."

Congrats!

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Breaking News: Denise Richards Calls Emergency Hearing to Remove Children from Charlie Sheen's Home

Girl, You Know It's True-You're Cancelled

trix — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:28:00 GMT

14:56 and counting, Denise Richards is on her way out. Her show Denise Richards: It's Complicated is almost done. The E! Network is considering pulling the plug on the show because the fans have become disenchanted with Denise's potty mouth and her shenanigans.

“Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star,” a spywitness tells Star. “The numbers started out pretty good-just over 1.5 million people tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience dropped out.”

The network received a deluge of complaints about her use of the f and c bombs. They were turned off by the thought of a mother with young children using that kind of language.

I've said before that she isn't my favorite celebrity and I'll stick to that.

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Charlie Sheen Child Molester? Denise Says So!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Just when you thought things between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were settling down and perhaps the two could get along for the sake of their two young daughters - something else comes up. And that something else is pretty huge - Denise claims that Charlie molested their girls! That's a very serious allegation....

It's no secret that Denise and Charlie do not like each other - hate is probably a better suited word. And now Charlie is seeking full custody of Sam and Lola after Denise's latest stunt.

Richards had called an emergency hearing last week to try to get her ex-husband's visitation suspended - the details were kept under wraps. However, a source said of the situation, "Denise's accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie [manipulated] the kids and acted inappropriately with them. It's disgusting and totally untrue. Charlie is furious.... Denise has really pushed it too far this time."

Denise dragged Charlie into court so they could view videos of the girls acting in "strange and disturbing" ways. Charlie's lawyers had the "supposed evidence" dismissed, and then presented their own videos of the girls acting normally at his house."

The source adds, "She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated have tanked and they were threatening not to renew.

"She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."

Charlie, obviously, is furious and he's "out to prove Denise's lack of veracity and sue her in civil court for defamation. Then he'll sue for child custody.

"Sheen feels Richards had defamed him, especially after she denied sending [current wife] Brooke an e-mail in which she claims to want his sperm for another child. Richards says the e-mail is a fake. Sheen claims he has the e-mail and is getting forensic computer geeks to verify it's authenticity.

"Charlie has now been forced to take a stand and do what's best for the girls."

Neither Sheen's or Richards' reps would comment.

If it's not true that Charlie molested his daughters (he might be a cad when it comes to his sex life with adults, but no way do I believe he hurt his girls!), Denise has stooped to a new low.

Sam and Lola deserve to have both parents in their lives and to also have calm and peace!

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Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

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Breaking News: Denise Richards Calls Emergency Hearing to Remove Children from Charlie Sheen's Home

Karen — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:37:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that Denise Richards and her lawyer called an emergency hearing to have Charlie Sheen's access to their children completely restricted! What is going on over there?

From TMZ:

We're told they told the judge there's a serious issue in Charlie's home that could have an adverse impact on the kids. The issue, we're told, is psychological and Denise wants professionals to evaluate things. In the meantime, she doesn't want her kids hanging around there.

Our spies say the judge, who's sitting in for the regular judge on the case who is on vacation, put the matter off until Monday.

Hersh told TMZ outside court, "These are serious issues regarding the children. I would hope we will be graced by Charlie Sheen's presence in court on Monday -- if he takes these matters seriously regarding his children, like Denise does."

I can't imagine what is going on in Sheen's house but I do know how fierce Denise is about her kids, and rightfully so. I just hope for the kids' sake that it's a valid concern and not something superfluous that has set this crazy train in motion.

Denise Richards Topless - Video

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:07:00 GMT

I've never watched an episode of Denise Richard's reality TV show Denise Richards: It's Complicated but maybe I should. The few 30 second clips that I've viewed were enough to make me want to drive rusty nails into my eyes, they were that good. I'm wondering what kind of message she is sending her daughters? In some of the clips Denise is obsessing over her weight - she's clearly not fat, yet calls herself a fat pig, is trying to find a quick way to get "bikini ready" within a week (uh, sorry, if you look like crap in a bikini right this minute, trust me, you're not doing anything within 7 days to change that - but she doesn't look like crap, that's the thing) and blabbering on about dieting and then ends up eating icecream. Sure, she says her girls don't watch the show or aren't featured "much" in the show, but still, her behavior is questionable. Anyhoo, you want to see the topless part, so let's get on with it, shall we?

Video clips after the jump!

Watching this is sorta like when someone scrapes their fingernails down a chalkboard. Enjoy!

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Pretty Is As Pretty Does-Denise Richards

trix — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Oh Denise scooby do, I'm not in love with you Denise scooby do!

I used to like Denise Richards, or at least I did in that one scene in Love Actually, I just knew she was going to be the trampy American girl at the end. Now though, I just don't know what to make of her. She doesn't seem like a very nice person, but I'm sure her kids love her.

Speaking of her kids, she's planning to give the girls, Sam and Lola, more screen time in an attempt to get higher ratings. No, I have not personally watched the show, that's my night to listen to fingernails on a chalkboard, but I have read reviews and besides standing up to the paparazzi she hasn't really done anything notable beside show her ugly side. It was a circular shot.

The custody battle between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen should be escalating soon and I'm positive they'll be heading back to court to thrash out more details in their ongoing brawl.

Ok, so I took a break from this post and watched a clip of the show and it made me feel uncomfortable, she's like a 2-dimensional drawing, no depth. It was ~~almost~~ painful for me to watch. No wonder she's losing viewers.
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Denise Richards - Liar Liar Pants On Fire!!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Either Denise Richards has a really crappy memory or she's a really big liar, or perhaps a bit of both. The actress, turned reality TV star, who says she's not exploiting her little girls (ya right) is also denying that she back-stabbed her once good friend Heather Locklear, by dating Heather's then husband Richie Sambora. Plus, there's that whole, 'she's got an entire zoo of animals living at her house' even though she claims she only has a few dogs and cats. Perhaps she's like Paris and forgets some in a closet now and again?

The It's Complicated E! reality show star wannabe denies cheating with Richie Sambora - she says that they began dating after Heather and Richie broke up, but close friends of Heather say that isn't so. A pal told The New York Post, "Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him.

"Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie."

The insider adds, "For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all."

Heather's spokesperson had no comment on the issue.

Denise also has a vague memory on how many pets she actually has. On her show she says she has five dogs, four cats and three pigs, but yet sources say differently.

"Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals."

Richards outright denies such claims, "I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It's such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals?" Uh, yes there is Denise, you might want to look into your city (and surronding area) bylaws!

She continues, "My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have."

I don't know if she's lying or not ~~she totally is~~ but I do know her big mouth often gets her into trouble! And even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the time frame of dating Richie Sambora - you just don't date your friend's husband, ex or not - TACKY.

Ah well, if all else fails Denise at least has her "sex appeal and Playboy" to fall back on.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Denise Richards - she's got a lot on her plate right now, what with her new reality TV show Denise Richards: It's Complicated, raising two girls, who she may or may not be exploiting, fending off the lies that she claims her ex-husband Charlie spews and now, Playboy might be calling! Or maybe it's Denise who has Hugh on speed dial?

Let's talk about Charlie first - Denise claims she is "done" with him, yet she keeps talking about him - to the public. Seriously, does anyone care? ~~Please stop talking, both of you~~.

Richards tells AOL, "I'm at a point where I'm sick of it, and now I'll just talk because I've had three years of this. It's crazy." By "crazy," she means the "lies."

The lies, according to Denise are: Denise wanted to crash Charlie and Brooks' wedding, that she requested an early copy of his OK! wedding cover, received $40 million in the divorce settlement, and the topper - that she wanted his sperm.

"All of that is garbage. He needs to shut up. He talks about me exploiting the kids, but he's expoiting our entire situation in the public." Uh, kinda like you're doing Denise by talking about this? Oy!

"I've been through hell. On top of everything else, I lost my mother over the holidays. I'm not looking for a relationship. If one happens to come along, fantastic. But I'm fine just focusing on being with my girls and working and getting things more settled."

And now for the juicy bit - will she pose in Playboy?

"It's still a possibility. It's so iconic and fun. I think that my niche is as a sex symbol." (Excuse me, while I DIE from LAUGHING). "I'm never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?" I love it when people are stuck on themselves, awesome!

Oh Hef, Denise is calling!!!!!

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Denise Richards and Her Kitty

Karen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:33:00 GMT

You know there are a ton of jokes one could write here and if I were a lesser person I would say those things you're thinking, you dirty minded fool.

If you have watched Denise Richards: It's Complicated, you know full well that she has several pigs, dogs and a pussy or two. Meow.

Denise Richards Knocks Out Dina Lohan

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Denise Richards: It's Complicated (that name really makes me giggle) beat out Living Lohan in ratings by a hair when they ran back-to-back on Monday.

Dina Lohan recently told The View that she opened her home to cameras, "to defuse rumors about my family."

Dina's daughter, Ali has made it clear she craves fame. "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening," she has told Teen Vogue. "I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

She, along with her mother, were equally annoying on the show. Yes, I watched it.

Meanwhile, Richards has been criticized by ex husband Charlie Sheen and his ~~fiancee~~ wife Brooke Mueller for including her daughters with Sheen - Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, in her series.

"If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them," the actress told Redbook. "If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom- That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it."

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Pregnant and Getting Married: TONIGHT!

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Sheen has gotten his way and will be marrying his baby mama, Brooke Mueller TONIGHT!

"They've been busy working on having a baby," confides a pal. "They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."

"That's often what people do when they get married." Sheen's rep Stan Rosenfield said.

Will Denise crash the wedding though?

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn't know where it'll be," says the source. "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

As for Mueller, "They've both been sober for a long time now, and they support each other in a healthy, family-type lifestyle," says a friend. "They are so much in love."

An aside: I watched "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" the other night (for work, don't you know) and I have to say, someone has GOT to tell that poor girl it's making her look really stupid. P.S. I saw no interaction with her girls until a good 15 minutes in. It was weird that she was more concerned with impregnanting a pet pig than spending time with her kids. She's totally strange.

Charlie to Denise - I Hope You Get Cancer & Die

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen can't seem to shut their cakeholes and just try to co-parent their children in peace. Here we have another celebrity couple - albeit not together anymore - who are intent on messing up their children. Now,apparently Charlie wants Denise to get cancer and die.

Richards has been on a promotion blitz for her new "reality" show and she's been blabbering on about the email that she says she didn't write to her ex-husband's new fiance and that it's "doctored." (An expert has since reviewed the email and says it's legit).

Now Denise is claiming to the New York Post that Charlie sent her a nasty text message in regards to her text message to him about their daughter's Family Day function at her school. Sheen allegedly responded to her message with:

'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore." Denise took it especially hard because her mother recently passed away with cancer.

She said, "My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

"He missed Dad's day at the school, and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"

I'm thinking, show us the text message but that would make it seem like I care. Still, show us the message.

Denise also told the Post that she doesn't want "Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that.

"I am so over him," she says. "He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting, and he's hit an all-time low."

Does she not realize that his "prostitute-tranny sperm" helped father her two daughters? Seriously, she's insulting her girls when she says crap like that.

Of course Sheen's rep had to respond, "Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA — it is conclusive.

"The only time Charlie has spoken on TV about her, they were sound bites at red-carpet visits or during set visits," the rep said. "He has not gone on multiple TV shows this week."

Listen, I was sorta on team Sheen - yes he's had sex with hookers and the like but seemed stable. I think Denise is a questionable parent for putting her very young kids on a reality TV show (at least Charlie was against that). Now, both Denise and Charlie really need to have their heads smashed together to knock some sense into them and remember what should - or rather who should be on their priority list. That would be their two little girls.

We get it, you hate it each other, fine, that's your right. However, you have two children to parent for the next 14 or 15 years and you may want to find a way to peacefully co-exist in their lives. Trust me, they'll need it, especially being children of parents who are in the limelight.

I think we're so over these two.

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Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen Can Keep His Damn Sperm

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Denise Richards is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. 'It' being Charlie Sheen's sperm. In fact, Richards is claiming she never asked for his manly juices in the first place.

In a now-infamous email that Richards reportedly sent to Sheen's fiancée Brooke Mueller, Richards reportedly asked for her ex-husbands sperm in order to have another child on her own. In an interview on Wednesday's Today Show, Richards is claiming that the email was fabricated and that Sheen is a big fat liar.

"That e-mail is not legitimate," Denise told Matt Lauer. "It's a doctored e-mail... I would never send an e-mail to his girlfriend." Richards also claims that the email was written during the time she was involved with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, and says, "If I wanted anyone's sperm, I would have asked for Richie's."

Just to refresh your memory, Richards stole Sambora away from her then-friend Heather Locklear.

Sheen isn't appreciating being jacked by his crazy ex-wife (sorry, just a little sperm humor there.) In a statement to Today he fires back, "Her claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

Ouch. These two are out for blood. Hope they don't bring their young daughters Sam and Lola into it.

Ooops - too late. Richards' reality show debuts Monday.

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Angelina Exclusive Interview and Man Candy

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:14:00 GMT

Ok! magazine has an exclusive interview that suggests her due date may be much sooner than she previously led us to believe. We knew it!

There is also some speculation as to the eventual birthplace of the twins and some mention of Brad's role during the actual birthing and naming of said twins. We'd tell you more, but you know, it's "exclusive."

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Angelina Jolie and Jack Black: The Video That Rocked the World!

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:28:00 GMT

How's that for build-up? Sure, Jack Black rocks in lots of videos, but never quite like this. As we reported before Black accidentally released information into the world that had only been speculation and rumor- the fact that Angelina Jolie is indeed pregnant with twins. Indeed!

Here's the video that started it all- asuming that this isn't another "joke" by Jolie and her cast of thousands (give or take a thousand).

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Angelina Jolie is a Big, Fat Liar!!

Whit Honea — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie announced earlier, with some help from Dustin Hoffman that her due date for the twins is August 19th. LIES! PANTS! FIRE! RUN!

It turns out, and this is according to Perez Hilton so take it how you will, that Jolie told French TV that she was just kidding about the due date and that she will actually be giving birth to the twins in a couple of weeks.

Boy, did she fool us!

BTW, is Jack Black having more fun than France allows?

Oh, and this guy was there, too:

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