FameCrawler : lily allen

Lily Allen Should Never Be a Mother

trix — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:32:00 GMT

I repeat, Lily Allen should never be a mother. Lily Allen was part of a little controversy last month condoning drug use but then she said she was sorry and made it all better.

This month however, she dug herself in a little deeper with this sage advice for parents.

" Parents should say, ' Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don't. Try it and see what you think.'"

She also said that, “If I hadn’t been famous I’d have taken loads (ecstacy). Wouldn’t be too wise right now. I’ve never been good with cocaine or drugs like that. They make me passionately angry on everything. I steer clear of heroin or crack."

That's good to know, I guess.

What an idiot! She needs a handler or agent to tell her that sometimes, she should keep her opinions to herself.

I hope to high heaven, she matures quite a bit before she decides to have kids.

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Lily Allen Talks About Miscarriage

Karl Erikson — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:40:00 GMT

Singer Lily Allen spoke out for the first time about her miscarriage recently. There aren't words to describe how devastating a miscarriage can be, and Lily says she required treatment in a "nuthouse" to cope with the grief.

Lily, 23, talked about her 3 weeks of psychiatric care following the loss of her baby in January of 2008. "I was really depressed," she says, "and I'd kind of lost the plot a bit. It was quite a nasty time. But it was quite nice being in there. No one could get to me. No one knew I was there."

If not for losing the baby, Lily believes that her romance with Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers might have worked. Despite the tragedy, she says she still wants children. "I want to take them to school and make breakfast and packed lunches."

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Kate Moss in Vogue

Karen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:33:00 GMT

From the same interview that brought you these highly intelligent quotes. Another pic below the cut.

Kate Moss: It's Okay to Party Like a 17 Year Old As Long As You Tuck in Your Kid at Night

Karen — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Kate Moss is justifying her party ways, saying she's still acting like a 17 year old.

"I am still acting like a seventeen-year-old. I definitely haven't become middle-aged. I've got a house and a daughter and all that, but I still like to have fun. Even in my business we still have fun.

"But I'm a mum. All the time. Every day. I put my daughter to bed."

That's great Kate. Try getting off the coke and acting more like a mother. I'm pretty sure Jamie Lynn is doing a better job.

Lily Allen Fists Herself

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:31:00 GMT

What is she doing? Well, it's obvious what she's doing, but why? Lily Allen's new show called "Lily Allen & Friends" debuted on BBC Three last night and although I've not heard much about it, I didn't realize it was THAT kind of show.

One more pic after the jump

Allen must have been short on celebrities, so she decided to entertain the audience and at home viewers with her, um, talent?

Apparently she had Cuba Gooding Jr. as her ~~fist~~ first guest and wow, he must have been impressed - so impressed he took off his shirt.

Be back later - gotta go order cable.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie To Host Same Party

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Awkward!

Since 2003, Aniston has been hosting the Oscar Awards' Night Before Party. Well, guess which do-good A-list actors will join the former Friends star this year? Yep, Ange and Brad have been invited to the list and the two past and present lovers to Brad Pitt are slated to meet face to face.

"Everybody in town is talking about what will happen that night," a source says.

I bet. But it might not happen. Aniston says she has prior commitments and may not be able to attend, though she would like to let bygones be bygones. "Jen's been ready to make peace for a while," the source says.

Hollywood is probably making a mountain out of a molehill. I doubt after all this time that Jen and Ange would be at war with each other.

Lily Allen Goes On

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Just days after suffering a miscarriage Lily Allen has embarked on a new path. She will be hosting her own variety show on BBC3 called "Lily Allen and Friends."

I'll admit, I'm a sucker for a good variety show. Good luck, Lily.

Photo: Perez Hilton

Lily Allen Wants To Try For Another Baby

Karen — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:07:00 GMT

Lily Allen's miscarriage obviously was a shock for her, and she is at home and resting. Her doctor has told her to take 2-3 months to recover before trying again to have a baby but since she is young and healthy, she should have no trouble getting pregnant again.

A friend close to Lily said that she and her boyfriend are planning to for a baby as soon as the doctor tells them she is physically prepared.

Lily Allen Suffers Miscarriage

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:20:00 GMT

British singer Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage, her rep has confirmed. Allen was expecting her first child with Ed Simons, a member of the band Chemical Brothers.

The singer's publicist told British newspaper The Sun today, "We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time."

A source added, "The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf."

[photo: USmagazine.com]

Brad Pitt Smoking Weed With Steve-O?

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Star Magazine is all over Brad Pitt right now. They're claiming that "a source" (insert eye roll here) spotted Pitt smoking a joint with Steve-O (of Jackass fame). They also make Angelina sounds like a total ogre to live with:

“He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.” At the Cannes Film Festival in May, “He stayed outside, smoking and drinking,” says a witness. “He looked stressed, like he was trying to get his fill because he had a limited time to enjoy his cigarettes.”

But cigarettes aren’t the only smokes that Brad has enjoyed. A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

Angie would have been, too. “She doesn’t think Brad should smoke pot or anything else,” an insider tells Star. “She wishes he’d drop all that. A drink once in a while is OK. But that’s it.”

I wouldn't be surprised if the story was true but I love how they inflate it to act as if smoking a cigarette or a joint is a huge deal. Parenting is hard. Parenting under the spotlight is harder, I'm sure. So what if he partakes in a little light up once in a while? It's not like he's doing it in front of the kids.

Lily Allen Rags On Other Celebrities

Karen — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Mom to be Lily Allen has a lot to say, including critisizing celebrities that send their kids to private school. She claims her child will go to public school because private school "is a waste of money."

Take that, Brangelina.

In the same interview for Marie Claire, she said even more: "I don't see myself as a role model; people should look to mothers and sisters for role models." And when asked about Moss, she adds, "She's a f**king clothes horse. Deal with it!"

Shiloh and Sean Preston Ring In 2008

Karen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's the Year of the Baby! Well DUH! OBVIOUSLY!

Sean Preston Federline and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt graced the covers of The Saturday Evening Post.

Lily Allen And Her Bum Bum

HerBadMother — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:39:00 GMT

Nobody was more surprised by Lily Allen's pregnancy than Lily Allen, because, as she told a British quiz show recently, ‘I didn’t know you could get pregnant from the bum bum’.

Lily - who is pregnant with boyfriend Ed Simons - told the show that she was "with mum, dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.

“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’

“I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’

“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: ‘I didn’t know you could get pregnant from the bum bum’.”

Somebody needs to explain 'birth control' a little more explicitly to that girl.

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2008 Celebrity Baby Watch!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 13:05:00 GMT

We're anxiously waiting for the list of celebrity babies to be born! Probably not as anxious as the actual parents are but still, it's exciting right?

Who's on the list? Quite a few celebs patiently waiting for their sweet bundles of joy to arrive:

Christina Aguilera (and hubby Jordan Bratman), who by the way, plans on avoiding the pain of child birth. After giving birth 4 times myself, this makes me laugh. HARD.

Jennifer Lopez, who is weepy (and apparently NOT because she's married to Marc Anthony). Go figure.

Nicole Kidman (with hubby Keith Urban), possibly, maybe, although she's now denying that she's pregnant. I don't always believe their denials though.

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden. They're starting to grow on us, with all of their celebrity kindness.

Melissa Joan Hart. Another naked preggo.

Lily Allen, who turned down modeling maternity wear. But on a positive note, she buys panties.

Cate Blanchett. She absolutely glows!

Soleil Moon Frye, who thinks Demi Moore is da bomb when it comes to birth coaches. Whatever.

Hottie Jessica Alba (with Cash Warren). She won't pose nude though. Sorry guys.

Jessica Sierra. Preggo and in jail, nice way to start things off.

Julianna Margulies. Always my favourite character on ER.

Jamie Lynn Spears (AGE 16 and who the hell knows who the baby daddy is?). May as well keep the Spears' trainwreck a rollin' down the tracks y'all.

Halle Berry (with model Gabriel Aubrey). You know, Halle, the chick who randomly says stuff and often sticks her foot in her pretty mouth.

Michelle Branch. Not sure, but she might be preggo. Time will tell right?

Jennifer Aniston (not sure who she's with). Another "denier" but who knows right? Like I said, sometimes the celebs LIE to throw us off!

Regardless of whether or not we like these celebs, I hope they all have healthy, happy babies. Here's to a new generation of kids in 2008!

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Lily Allen Turns Down Maternity Wear Line

Karen — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Pregnant with boyfriend Ed Simon's baby, Lily Allen has been turning down offers to design and market her own maternity wear line:

"I've had a lot of offers from people to do my own maternity range but I don't think it is the right message to send to young Britain. I'm not the best example. I'm pregnant and a bit young, aren't I? My demographic is generally young girls, so I don't think a maternity line is suitable. It isn't the best impression to give them."

2008 promises to be another crazy year for Allen. "I'm still busy," she says. "I start filming my new TV series in three weeks and have a new album to finish in six months."

Jessica Alba's Sporty Little Bump

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:35:00 GMT

How freakin' cute is Jessica Alba, all pink-sweat-panted with the just the teensiest of little bumps?

Too cute, that's how cute. I'm guessing that Lily Allen might give her a run for her money in the generally cute preggo category - cuz Lily Allen is pretty adorable, despite the potty mouth - but no-one's going to beat Jessica for fresh-faced sporty cute. Just looking at this photo makes me feel like a lazy old pregnant buffalo. In a good way, of course.

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VIDEO: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Speaks Out

Karen — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

GNZ captures Jamie Lynn Spears talking about her pregnancy on video for the first time...

and Britney Spears shows up as well.

Kate Moss Wants to End Her Feud With Pregnant Lily Allen

Sassy Smith — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Kate Moss and Lily Allen had a falling out a while back when they both launched rival fashion ranges, however now that Lily is pregnant, Kate would like to bury the hachet (and not in Allen's back).

Allen is pregnant with Chemical Brothers boyfriend Ed Simons.

A source told the Daily Star, "Kate heard about Lily and thought she would send her the same book she had read while pregnant with her daughter Lila Grace in 2002. She also sent flowers - all just to call it a truce as she is thrilled for Lily."

Hopefully Kate doesn't want to give Lily any parenting tips. I suggest sticking with the book Lily Allen.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-21-07

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:48:00 GMT

I can't believe what the neigbors are doing. Perverts.

Brangelina perform a Christmas miracle. (TeenHollywood)

Violet's dog day afternoon. (A Socialite's Life)

Don't look at Daniel Craig's weiner. (Gabby Babble)

Posh pisses off the other Spices. (Fametastic)

Adam Sandler's wife pregnant pictures. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen and her happy dad. (Jezebel)

JLo and Barney. (Babyrazzi)

Spears Family: Keep Jamie Lynn Away From Britney?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

A source close to the Spears family is saying that the family wants to keep Jamie Lynn away from Britney Spears to avoid her Mama Influence:

"Britney wasn't the first to know about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, but she's trying to show her sister that she supports her. That's great, but at the same time we're worried. Jamie Lynn always liked to do everything with Britney, but as untimely as this pregnancy is, Britney is probably happy that their kids will be close in age and they can raise them together.

"But the longer Jamie Lynn is around Britney and bonding over this, the harder it's going to be for her to leave and go back to Louisiana like she says she will. It isn't hard to imagine what trouble she could get into if she gets too close to Britney right now."

Keep her away from Britney? But they can share parneting tips and court appointed parenting coaches! It would save so much money!

Let's be real here - the real reason for this is so that Britney doesn't mistake Jamie Lynn Junior for a Junior Whopper and eat her sister's baby. Obviously.

Spying on the Neighbors: 12-20-07

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:06:00 GMT

The neighbors are gossiping again. That's okay, I can read lips.

Here's what they're saying:

Jessica Alba is pouty. (Jezebel)

TomKat steps out. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen's little bump. (Just Jared)

Kate Hudson is in Vogue. (ICYDK)

Will Ferrell tried to stab Tina Fey. (Starked NY)

Russell Crow and family. (Babyrazzi)

Scary Spice sings and offends. (Gossip Girls)

Lily Allen is smokin' and pregnant. (Perez Hilton)

Xtina going with a C-section. (Gabsmash)

Teri Hatcher and Marcia Cross stuff Feed bags. (Celebrity Moms)

It's Safe to Go Back to the Bookstore: Parenting Book By Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' Mom Will Not Be Released

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Please tell me this book would have been in the fiction section: In a move no doubt prompted by news of 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Inc. announced that they would be postponing indefinitely the release of Lynne Spears' book on parenting.

Which prompts me to ask - what does Lynne Spears know about parenting? Isn't that like asking Britney to author a DMV manual, or getting her ex Kevin Federline to write a book on hygiene?

A spokesperson for the publisher would not comment on the delay and it's relation to the current Spears family crisis except to say "I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time."

“Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” chronicled Spears' experience raising children in the public eye and was initially scheduled to be released on Mother’s Day, 2008. Guess I'll have to buy mom the Blackout CD instead.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Smile? Lily Allen Is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:05:00 GMT

News about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy? So five minutes ago. This hour's surprise baby news comes courtesy of British singer Lily Allen, who is reportedly expecting her first child with Chemical Brothers member Ed Simons. Shockingly, neither Allen nor Simons have impregnated, or been impregnated by, any member of the Spears family.

Lily, 22, has been dating Ed, 37, a whole three months. First comes love, then comes marriage, first comes baby in the baby carriage.

Britney Just Found Out That Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:05:00 GMT

According to TMZ, Britney Spears had no idea her little sister was pregnant until the story broke today and is apparently "frantic" over the news. Jamie Lynn, the 16-year old star of Nickelodeon's "Zoe 101", confirmed in an interview with OK! magazine that she is expecting a child with boyfriend Casey Aldridge. She describes him as a longtime boyfriend who she met at church. Okay.

Britney has been estranged from mom Lynne but was seen recently spending time with her younger sibling, so it's surprising that Jamie Lynn kept this "exciting" news from her. Then again, the way Britney's life has been going lately, maybe she just plain forgot.

[photo: TMZ.com]

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