Spying on the Neighbors: 7-5-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:07:00 GMT

If I put these binoculars up to my face do I look like WALL-E?

Wonder Woman is an alcoholic (Celebspin)

Cate and Iggy stay warm (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie can act? (Teen Hollywood)

Headband and Maybeline enjoy the 4th. (Gossip Girls)

Batman won't do Robin (fametastic)

Wonder Woman: Katie Holmes Out, Jessica Biel In? How Stupid.

Karen — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Katie Holmes didn't get the part she was vying for, and I have a really hard time seeing Jessica Biel in the role of Wonder Woman for the upcoming flick, "Justice League of America." Why?

Look at Wonder Woman. Linda Carter could have your balls in a knot with a mere gaze. Jessica doesn't have the wicked glare of a superhero.

Katie does!

Also, I sure don't know any Hollywood starlit besides Katie who could pull off these high waisted Mom Super Panties.

What, you need more evidence? Look at what Katie is juggling here: her daughter Suri, a bazillion bags and a pantload of paparazzi - all with a great big smile on her face. And she has to put up with the couch-jumping fanatic, Tom Cruise.

Then look at Jessica Biel:

What's she juggling? Oh, her shirt. And ONE PHOTOGRAPHER. She isn't even smiling. Whoop-de-doo. Her man is Justin Timberlake, who by all accounts, does not jump on couches. (Although, if he jumped on my couch, I would be F-I-N-E with that. That boy is shmokin'.)

Ahem. Sorry.

Anyway, I think we all know who the real Wonder Woman is here.

Photo Credits: The Superficial, Inside Bay Area.

FameCrawler : linda carter

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-5-08

Wonder Woman: Katie Holmes Out, Jessica Biel In? How Stupid.