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Lindsay Lohan Poses For Playboy, Does Mom And Dad Proud

HerBadMother — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Dina Lohan is gonna be so proud, I'm sure. And little sister Alli will just have that much more to look up to, when Lindsay finally gets right down to business and just bares it all already. Which is what she may be set to do, apparently, now that Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine have offered to pony up major bucks for Linlo to recreate her Marilyn-inspired photo shoot with none of those coy bits of fabric covering up her interesting parts.

Splash News Online says that 'reports have surfaced that Hugh Hefner wants Miss Lohan to appear in Playboy, recreating Marilyn Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie.' Seeing as both Mama Lohan and Daddy Lohan have stated publicly that they have no problem with young Lindsay doffing her clothes - and given that she was quite happy to do it earlier this month for New York Magazine - I'd say that odds are good that she'll take Hugh up on this offer. Why not? I mean, it's not as if we haven't seen her parts already. And if you're going to do one nudie Marilyn shoot, why not do two?

And when your impressionable little sister asks why it is that you keep taking off your clothes for pictures, just say, that's showbiz, baby. Mom and daddy said so.

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More Naked Lindsay, Now With Commentary From Mom

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Lindsay's On The Same Drugs That Killed Heath, Says Dad

HerBadMother — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's sometimes-estranged father, claims that Lindsay is taking the same prescription drugs that killed Heath Ledger, and that he's worried for her life.

He told InTouch Magazine that "even before Heath's death, I told Lindsay that I'm very concerned about the pills she's taking," noting that she is or has been on Oxycontin for pain, Adderall for Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia.

He added that he is "not only fearful for Lindsay, but for all the other kids out there. Most of these young people shouldn't be on some of these medications - instead, they should get spiritual guidance, counselling and exercise... These new drugs get into their bones and bloodstreams and they have to detox to get off them or they can have seizures or possibly die."

Lindsay, of course, doesn't see herself as facing any of these problems: "It's so tragic what just recently happened to Heath," she said during her recent nudie photo-shoot (evoking - ironically? - Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot before her death from overdose of prescription drugs.) "But I sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to me."

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Daddy Lohan Weighs In On Lindsay's Nude Photo Shoot

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Hannah Montana 'Nice' And Britney Spears 'Naughty'

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

According to E-Poll Market Research, after conducting a nationwide survery among 1,107 kids, ranging in age from 2-17, wanted to know who they thought would make Santa's list of "naughty" or "nice."

Kids, in their own words said:

Topping Santa's "Nice List:" Hannah Montana was overwhelmingly thought of as the "nicest" celeb among kids between the ages of 2-12. Teenagers between 13-17, thought actress and star of Beowulf, Angelina Jolie was the "nicest" celebrity in 2007.

Oh and guess who topped the "naughty" list? Britney Spears. Now that's a surprise. Both younger and older children ranked her top, followed by Paris Hilton. And, just to put icing on the cake, Britney and Paris beat out Swiper the Fox from Dora the Explorer! They also beat out the Grinch and Darth Vader. The force certainly isn't with Spears and Hilton now is it? Lindsay Lohan and Beyonce also made the "naughty" list (but Britney and Paris beat them too, ha).

Hannah Montana (played by Miley Cyrus) is top for "Barbie" dolls that kids want for the holiday season.

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Dina Lohan: Empowering Mothers, And Fame-Hungry Cougars, Everywhere

HerBadMother — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

You know, there is just so much not to like about Dina Lohan. She aided and abetted her elder daughter in substance abuse, she made every effort to ensure that said daughter took the best-paying but most craptastic jobs available in Hollywood (Herbie? Really?), she did everything in her power to wedge herself into the spotlight alongside daughter, and then, when that poor, wasted daughter finally collapsed from drug abuse and existential crisis, she moved onto her other, less-used-up kids to see if she could wring a bit of fame and fortune out of them. That, and she uses way too much self-tanner.

So when she comes out and promotes her new reality show - it's about the non-Lindsay Lohans! And how they're all gonna be big stars! With Mom's stellar guidance! - as a work that promotes the empowerment of single moms and mothers, well, that just makes me want to step on her toes, hard.

Says Ms. Lohan: "(The show) is about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood."

Oh, sure. It really is that simple to be an uncompromising, successful mother: you just horn in on your children's lives and ~~whore them out~~ set them up as little entertainers whose careers you can piggyback to your own fame and fortune and a lifetime supply of Botox.

I hope that you were all taking notes there. That advice is golden. Thanks, Dina!