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Britney "Spies" Get Canned!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:02:00 GMT

We all seem to have a fascination with celebrities and sometimes feel that we have a right to know everything about them. However, when people start snooping in private hospital records, that really is going too far.

UCLA Medical Center has canned 13 workers, and six more were reportedly suspended and as many as six doctors were to be disciplined after looking at Britney Spears' computerized medical records without permission. This is not the first time either - it happened in 2005 when Britney's first son Sean Preston was born.

The hospital said that only the popstar's non-psychiatric records were viewed - but I bet that still doesn't sit well with Spears. When workers use the computer system, it's recorded because staffers create an audit trail with their PIN number.

The medical center spokespeople, however, said that there was "no evidence that any employee leaked information to the media or sold it." Again, I doubt that gives the Spears family much comfort.

I'm wondering why the "lower level" workers were fired, yet the doctors were "disciplined?"

Perhaps UCLA Medical officials should think about a more reliable security feature - not just for celebrities, but for any patient - no one wants their medical records out there for anyone to look at!

The hospital has made one change since this incident - electronic devices, such as computers and cell phones have been banned to "enhance patient privacy and confidentially.

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Daily Mail Mocks Britney's Thighs, Earns Special Place In Hell

HerBadMother — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT

Did the mediasphere learn nothing from that whole Jennifer Love Hewitt body-mocking fiasco? Mock not the healthy, beautiful, normal-sized bodies of women, lest ye have new assholes be torn.

The UK's Daily Mail has - and I am shocked that this was even possible - sunk even lower into the morass of shit-sucking misogynist bottom-feeders than did those asshats who made fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt's non-size-zero body not too long ago, by posting and mocking pictures of Britney Spears' legs (as above) and expressing disgust over the fact that she has - gasp! - cellulite.

How did they put it? Right: "Britney Spears reveals her unsightly 'elephant legs'" - The troubled star revealed her bulky cellulite-riddled legs as she stepped out in hot pink cut-off shorts for an outing in LA yesterday... She reportedly visited a liposuction specialist last year in an effort to banish the dreaded dimples on her thighs, but yesterday it was startling obvious it had little effect.

I'm sorry, whuh? First, her legs look fine to me (seriously, if her body is a blight upon the world, then mine should be locked away as an environmental hazard.) Second, even if her body doesn't conform perfectly to some dirty-minded little man's expectations, what of it? She looks healthier in this picture than she has in a long time, and that should be applauded, not denigrated.

Shame on you.

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Britney Spears: Lipo and Windex

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:08:00 GMT

There is a rumor that Britney may have had liposuction. I'm going to say no. First of all she doesn't look any different and second of all there isn't any bruising. I don't care how they sugarcoat it on Nip/Tuck, there has got to be some bruising. Maybe her boots had lipo.

The one thing that is true about this picture is that Britney's patio table gets more attention than anything else in her life (except Starbucks, Taco Bell and her dog). Does she own stock in Windex or something? I'm guessing that table is used for "entertaining" purposes and therefore requires the extra attention to detail.

Photos: BritneyGroupie

Lucky Charms-Is Britney Spears Cursed?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been reportedly stock piling "lucky charms" and no, I don't mean the cereal.

Spears has been purchasing lucky charms in hopes of warding off her "bad luck" or being "cursed" as she thinks she is. Sources at OK! magazine said, "Britney went shopping and picked out a hoodie with a print of a four-leaf clover because she thought it would help bring her luck. She said she needed all the luck she could get after the past few months. She joked she'd start carrying around a rabbit's foot if it meant her 'curse' would go away."

Ah yes, that's what I do when I'm feeling "cursed". Get myself a hoodie with clovers on it. Lucky charms, they're magically delicious. I'm thinking Britney might want to, perhaps, create her own "luck" and get her act together.

Photo source: Eonline

Britney's To Do List: First Up-Get Ass & Hips Sucked Out

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a busy girl ya'll. And being a busy girl, I'm sure she has a "to do" or "check list" to refer to, since, well, she's not all that ~~smart~~ organized. Here's a brief run-down of what's top priority on her list:

1. Get ass and hips sucked out, aka, liposuction. Britney reportedly went "house hunting in Las Vegas last weekend and house hunting is code for "surgery". She's also had a minor car wreck and her airbag deployed, which we all know, means, "I had my lips plumped". Check!

2. Make up excuses as to why drug test "failed". Um, ya, that was because I ~~maybe took cocaine~~ drank alot of Starbuck frappaccinos, ~~maybe did some meth~~ ate too much Taco Bell, ~~maybe smoked some crack,~~ sucked back on an asthma inhaler because I wanted to lose weight. Didn't work but check anyway!

3. Move to NYC because, um, they have tall buildings? Britney was apparently looking at a $9 million dollar loft in the West Village so she could perhaps move there and "start over". But there's not enough paparazzi there for her liking, so I highly doubt this would ever happen. Maybe next time she could shoot for the moon. Literally. Check and not doing!

4. Stay in denial about the seriousness of losing permanent custody of children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears' lawyers are concerned that the poptart isn't that fearful that she could actually lose custody of her boys. "They fear that she isn't really worried about the battle. She believes the court is biased in Kevin's favor and is furious she has to undergo drug testing while he doesn't - so she won't play ball," says a source, according to The Sun. "But Britney won't listen and said she doesn't need a shrink." Oh yes, big check mark here!

5. Get a new manager just like mom! Britney got herself a brand new manager for her ~~non exsistant~~ raging hot career. Guess who it is? Her personal gas pumper, make sure the paps don't get too close and Starbucks fetcher, Sami Lufti! You know, the guy ~~she's probably having yucky sex with~~ who is her good friend. Mama Spears also go herself a manager since she's inked a 200 page book, slated to be released just in time for Mother's Day next year. Aww, moms and daughters, who have stabbed each other in the back, all around the world, can basque in this heartwarming story. The book has been described as, ~~how a mom raises a crazy daughter and then writes about her trashy ways to make a big profit~~ "her personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

6. Team up with X17 & Ebay to raise money for UNICEF. Granted, Britney probably doesn't even know what UNICEF is or stands for, but girl likes to get in on the action. She even signed her cd (the one in the Ebay auction) in permanent marker! Now that's givin' to charity! Last reports, said the bidding was at $7200. Brit said, "I think it's important to give back...to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere." That sounds more like something my pet rock would say. I expect things like, "Where's my weave ya'll?" or "I need my smelly brown boots Sam!" to come out of Britney's mouth. Anyway, good deed for the year done, so check!

See? Britney is busy! Don't ever doubt that she's got alot going on. And that's just her top 6 things, she's got more but she forgot what they were. Something about kids but I think it escaped her mind.

Photo source: celebrity gossip