FameCrawler : lohan

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-28-09

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Why is there a house floating in the sky?

Blossom's fashion (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Happy Birthday, Harvey (Celebs and Bubs)

Why, Lohans? (Perez Hilton)

Tori, Dean and diapers (Knocked Up Celebs)

Angie in Portugal (Hollyscoop)

Why, Gosselin? (Just Jared)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-23-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:48:00 GMT

Go, Redeem Team!

Ashlee Simpson can't believe it! (Gossip Girls)

Lohan Vs. Federline (dlisted)

JoBama is ready! (Jezebel)

Tori Spelling and baby (Knocked Up Celebs)

Natasha Kaplinky being pregnant (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-07-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Didn't August just start?

Suri under the sea (TMZ)

A bunch of Stefani-Rossddale pics (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Katie goes Barney (TomKatCrazy)

Quaids on vacation (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lohans Vs. Anderson Cooper (Binkywood)

Alec Baldwin is losing his mind (Hollyscoop)

Ginger Spice at Disneyland (Gossip Girls)

Tony and Eva are a 50's sitcom (Perez Hilton)

Olsen gets pass (dlisted)

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-2-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Those kids better not shoot any bottle-rockets towards us.

Teri Hatcher snubbed by Emmy (Gabby Babble)

Sheryl Crow and Wyatt (Celebrity Moms)

Suri's mad money (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Gwen Stefani will be skinny again (Expo Say)

Daddy Lohan still and idiot (Perez Hilton)

Daniel Day-Lewis and family hit the streets (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-1-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:12:00 GMT

July? I think someone pressed the fast forward button...

Baby Trump (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Xtina never never leaves the house (dlisted)

Becks smells fishy (Hollyscoop)

Two Crows (Babyrazzi)

Daddy Lohan is an idiot (Perez Hilton)

READER POLL: Which Celebrity Parent(s) Will Be The Next To Have a Reality T.V. Show?

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:04:00 GMT

It's a crapshoot, I suppose, but 5 of us here at Famecrawler each chose a celebrity parent or couple that we think would be the next to have their own reality t.v show:

Saucy Sassy picked Nicole Richie, who might be pregnant again. Richie's already done the reality t.v. gig with Paris Hilton, who is ~~definitely~~ probably not pregnant, and seeing as that's pretty much the only thing she's famous for, I could see her returning to it easily. I mean, what the hell else is she going to do? Pop out more babies and sell their photos to People magazine? Oh wait, that blew up in her face. She's no Angelina, that's for sure.

After the jump, see who else we picked and vote for your favorite or add another in the comments!

Terrific Trix decided to put her money on Jennifer Lopez. Oooooo Diva probably wouldn't like to hear that, eh? I gotta back Trix up on this bet though. Jennifer Lopez sold her babies photos for a pantload of money when they were born, and now that the buzz has died down about her preshuss spawn, she's in the news again, "Oh I'm a bad mommy!" but 'I lost all my baby weight in 4 seconds and if you buy my fitness clothing line, you will too!'

Our Heroic Her Bad Mother had a great guess with The Beckhams. This media whorish family surprised us both with the fact that they haven't already come out with a reality t.v. show. Victoria has managed to get her paws into everything from Ugly Betty to a fashion line, to being a crappy model, to Tom & Katie's ugly sham of a marriage. And David is making slippers with Snoop Dogg. (WHA?) I'm sure the idea has been pitched to The Beckhams, they're just waiting on the highest bidder. Plus they're already raising some attnetion getters of their own!

Our fearless leader, Wonderful Whit picked Jamie-Lynn. Having just given birth at age 16, she certainly doesn't have a lot of career options right now. Judging by the way us sharks eat up Spears Family news, I'm thinking this show would draw attention from viewers up until the end of the 1st episode, much like Britney's failed reality show, Chaotic. When the Spears girls aren't being told what to say/sing/wear, I'm thinking they are PFB: Pretty F*cking Boring.

My guess? Well, if I had a million dollars, I'd stick it on Jessica Alba. She already has infused herself into YouTube and MySpace, gracing viewers with her online presence. She's a hot little thing with a sharp tongue. You can bet that if she did a reality show, it would be full of bleeps and boobs.

Okay readers, it's your turn to vote!

Search Me Baby One More Time: Britney Spears is Yahoo's Top Search Term for 2007

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Apparently Child Services isn't the only one searching for Britney. Yahoo has deemed Britney Spears the top search term for 2007. And I thought it would be "naked porn boobs."

Paris Hilton came in third, edged out of the number two spot by World Wrestling Entertainment which garnered a great deal of interest due to the tragic story of Chris Benoit. The popular Japanese manga cartoon Naruto came in fourth (my two kids were responsible for 99% of those hits) and was more bootylicious than Beyoncé, who came in fifth. And who says repeat DUIs and a stint in rehab are a bad thing - they were enough to put Lindsay Lohan in sixth place, up from her 10th place slot last year.

Two losers this year: Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson, two previously popular terms that dropped off the list. Come on girls - run over some paparazzi and get yourself into rehab so you can get your places back in 2008.

Falling Down: Duran Duran Discuss 'Britney' Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:11:00 GMT

You may have heard that Duran Duran have a video out ("Falling Down") that portrays a troubled starlet and her admission to rehab (no, no, no- sorry, I still love that song).

Roger Taylor tells People, "I suppose it's loosely based on her, but not [only] on one celebrity – just celebrity culture in general."

The song was co-written by Justin Timberlake. Make your own conclusions.

The video is below. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find this asylum and check-in.

PHOTO: People

Dina Lohan: Empowering Mothers, And Fame-Hungry Cougars, Everywhere

HerBadMother — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

You know, there is just so much not to like about Dina Lohan. She aided and abetted her elder daughter in substance abuse, she made every effort to ensure that said daughter took the best-paying but most craptastic jobs available in Hollywood (Herbie? Really?), she did everything in her power to wedge herself into the spotlight alongside daughter, and then, when that poor, wasted daughter finally collapsed from drug abuse and existential crisis, she moved onto her other, less-used-up kids to see if she could wring a bit of fame and fortune out of them. That, and she uses way too much self-tanner.

So when she comes out and promotes her new reality show - it's about the non-Lindsay Lohans! And how they're all gonna be big stars! With Mom's stellar guidance! - as a work that promotes the empowerment of single moms and mothers, well, that just makes me want to step on her toes, hard.

Says Ms. Lohan: "(The show) is about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood."

Oh, sure. It really is that simple to be an uncompromising, successful mother: you just horn in on your children's lives and ~~whore them out~~ set them up as little entertainers whose careers you can piggyback to your own fame and fortune and a lifetime supply of Botox.

I hope that you were all taking notes there. That advice is golden. Thanks, Dina!

Britney Spears: This Halloween Has Scariest Jack-O-Lantern. Ever.

Whit Honea — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:06:00 GMT

You know that house in the neighborhood that goes all out for Halloween? It's a lot of fun to look at, but it's borderline creepy and you have to let a few other people take their kids there first, just to make sure it's safe. Well, that house has just been outdone.

You think that pumpkin above (the Lohan) is disturbing, feast your eyes on this beauty:

Scary, right? At least you know this house will be handing out Cheetos. Those are good.

Photo: Britney Groupie

Lindsay Lohan Pregnant? Man, I Hope Not.

Whit Honea — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:14:00 GMT

Look, I've got nothing here but a fansite quoting a bunch of unnamed gossip sites quoting a bunch of unnamed friends (actually, that's about all I ever have) saying that America's sweetheart, Lindsay Lohan, is pregnant.

I know, I should have made sure you were sitting down first, but in my defense, who the hell stands at a computer? This isn't Star Trek. Still, the news that someone as pure and innocent as little Lindsay could possibly be in a family way, implying that she may have experimented with the intercourse, that is jaw-dropping stuff.

What if it's The Parent Trap curse? She could have twins, and one will go off to live with her dad, that DJ dude, Sam, that Lohan's always hugging on, and the other twin will stay with her in rehab! Oh man, a sequel. Maybe this isn't as bad as I thought.

So let me add that to the rumor mill, she is pregnant with twins and the only way that she'll be able to tell them apart will be by dressing the boy in shades of blue.

Parent Trap 2: Electric Bugaloo! I smell an Oscar.

Lindsay Lohan Brings Home Baby Bump as Rehab Souvenir?

BadKitty — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:15:00 GMT

For someone who's been photographed working out a lot lately, that sure is a round tummy Liho is sporting. I mean, we can hope it's not a beer belly after a month in rehab, right?

Hmm, where else have we seen a rumored pregnancy compelling someone to get clean and sober? Is there a double baby shower at Hyde in the near future?

If she is pregnant, the next few months are all about identifying the baby daddy. It's not like Lindsay was shy when out drinking. It could be almost literally anyone! This is exciting.

Photo credit: The Superficial

Lohans Need Therapy: Who Would Have Guessed?

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Newsday is reporting that the entire Lohan family has been ordered by a Long Island judge to attend family therapy. It was unclear if "entire" included "adult" daughter Lindsay, who is currently going through rehab. Maybe you heard.

The therapy would set the stage for Michael Lohan, fresh from jail, to build a stronger relationship with his two youngest children, ages 11 and 13, you know, now that he's rehabilitated.

The judge also ordered that Michael Lohan be granted more phone contact with the two children. I'm guessing they would rather text, but whatever. He's just hoping to get in their top 5.

Quaid Escapes Parent Trap

Whit Honea — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:32:00 GMT

Dennis Quaid and wife Kimberly no longer have to worry about being subjected to the hysterical hijinks that ensue with crafty identical twins. They have just found out that they're having a boy and a girl, who will most likely have factors that distinguish them, one from the other.

"We finally know the sexes of these sweet little children coming into the world – we've seen pictures of them," said Quaid.

The twins are due in late November to a gestational carrier. A what?

A gestational carrier ($15,000 and up) is a woman, usually, that carries another couple's fetus, which was conceived by the parents' own egg and sperm. You know, their goo.

Added Quaid, "We are both so thrilled and excited. This is something we've wanted for some time."

I understand, it's really hard to find good baby carriers these days.

Dina Lohan Nearly Jeopardizes "Worst Mom 2007 " Title With Leisurely Walk to Lindsay's Side

BadKitty — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Dina Lohan, who horrifyingly has her own IMDB page, missed a June 8th court appearance in New York because she had to fly to LA to be at Lindsay's side.

Uh, Dina? Lindsay's publicist confirmed she was in rehab on May 29th. I'm no math genius, but by my count you're eight or nine days late getting to your troubled daughter's side, even allowing for travel time and trouble getting comp'd a first class seat on United. Yes, you are officially the latest in a long line of stage moms who f*ck up your kid in the hot pursuit of fame.

Well, you're famous now. I bet these days there are people who even bring the coke directly to you, and not just for you to pass along to Lindsay. Enjoy it while it lasts, but you might want to get the phone numbers of Teri Shields and Jaid Barrymore. One of these stints in rehab might work for Lindsay and then you will be out on your enabling ass.

Hilary Duff Got Enough

Whit Honea — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Hilary Duff has no regrets. I find this hard to believe. Hell, even Sinatra had a few.

The actress/singer claims that her childhood was a "proper" one. Whatever that means. She denies that her becoming famous at the age of 13 deprived her of anything. In fact, she believes that it added to the experience, allowing her opportunities that most teenagers never have.

I agree. On paper that sounds great. Yet, in real life the majority of her cohorts are not so "proper" anymore. Duff, whose squables with ~~Christ, freaking Lohan again?~~ Lindsay Lohan have been well publicized and documented, has managed to avoid further negative press. I can't help but give Hilary the nod on that one.

She says, "I wonder what life would have been like to have a different life." It's like she's channeling Nietzsche.

"I sometimes wish I wasn't always watched or didn't have to worry about been seen somewhere. But I've experienced things other girls haven't. I've traveled, I'm financially independent, I own a beautiful home and I'm happy with my job. I don't have to struggle with the questions a lot of other women do."

I'm filing her in the "smart kid" file for now. I hope I don't see her on Wednesday.

Shia LaBeouf Not Interested in Being Skank

Whit Honea — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Shia Labeouf, one of the Hollywood rich kids, is learning from the mistakes of others, namely Lindsay Lohan. Glad to see someone is learning from her mistakes.

Says Labeouf, "I want a career like those guys (Nick Cage, Sean Penn), not like a Lindsay Lohan. She's a talented actress but has made some scary decisions." Ya think? "I want a career that's different from some of the people of my generation." By "some" he obviously means "most" of them.

"Being seen just as a celebrity can be as bad as having your movie tank." What knowledge is this, dropped like it's hot? Somehow Shia has managed to maintain a pretty good head on his shoulders. Let's hope he doesn't lose it on the mean streets of Hollywood. And that his parents are proud.

The Kids Are Alright

Whit Honea — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:04:00 GMT

It's the teens and up that are freaking nuts. According to the The Bakersfield Californian, the "tweeners", no relation to "tweakers", are the group of kids in the 8-12ish bracket, and they are not impressed with the pantyless coke-heads that are filling every aspect of the airwaves. I know, I know, we're talking about them too, but we're making fun of them. That's different.

Britney shaves her noggin and the kids don't go all Sinead on us, but instead question why she didn't donate her golden(?) locks to charity. Lohan gets busted, again, and the kids don't put three coats of cover-up on their freckles, no, they think she's stoopid {sic}. They're right.

Of course, these kids are still pretty influenced by their parents, but the outlook is promising. I hope they don't outgrow the sense to keep it real. You know how they do.