FameCrawler : longoria

He Points, He Shoots, He Scores: Tony Parker Cheated on Eva Longoria With Alexandra Paressant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:04:00 GMT

With rumors of a pregnancy still surrounding her, Eva Longoria is dealing with some less happy news: That husband Tony Parker cheated on her in September, just two months after their lavish Parisian wedding. French model Alexandra Paressant told X17online that she was a guest at the Longoria-Parker nuptials and that shortly thereafter began secretly seeing the NBA player.

Paressant claims that she visited Parker as recently as October 29 in San Antonia and that he previously told her he didn't want to have children with Longoria. She went on to say that one of the reasons for their affair was Longoria's lack of sexual adventure. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Longoria's rep declined to comment. Don't we wish Paressant had done the same.

Amanda Peet Teaches Daughter How to Fight the Power

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Amanda Peet takes it to the street. Peet and husband David Benioff thought a picket line would be a good place for daughter Frances Pen to learn the lessons of Public Enemy. Frances has big plans to fight the power. Someday.

In the meantime, don't offer unions pizza.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

How Teri Hatcher Plans to Steal Christmas

Whit Honea — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Teri Hatcher held up a copy of Dr. Seuss' classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The obvious joke here is to compare Teri and the Grinch, but despite the obvious physical similarities I'm going to take the high road. You see, my heart just grew roughly two sizes and I'm really not feeling mean right now.

Besides, despite her being on "Desperate Housewives" she's actually done some good television. Who can forget her stint as Lois Lane on TV's "Superman" (Dean Cain version)? Then there is my favorite, her role as Nina on "Just Shoot Me." She was great.

Emerson knows what I'm talking about.

Photos: dlisted

Not Desperate: Nicollete Sheridan Pregnant

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Maybe. That's the word on the street, that being Wisteria Lane. Says a source, "She's absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set." Sure it is, they don't have any scripts to read, they've got to talk about something.

The father in this scenerio is deperate fiancé Mr. Michael Bolton. Now we know what he's been up to.

Photo: Yahoo!

Eva Longoria Told To Remain Desperate

Whit Honea — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:32:00 GMT

The producers of Desperate Housewives have instructed Eva Longoria not to get pregnant in the upcoming year. Per the show's theme, her husband, Tony Parker, is apparently allowed to impregnate anyone he wishes during that time.

You may recall that a similar sanction was imposed on David and Vicky Spice by the powers that be in their respective lives.

I have two words to the people that think they are entitled to issue such ultimatums: Thank you.