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Armani Shows David Beckham's Huge, Bulging Personality

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Here's a sneak peek at David Beckham's new Armani campaign, where he shows off his massive personality. David's enormous personality is apparent in this ad, which is a gigantic, hanging mural facing Macy's in San Francisco.

Can you imagine how humongous and overpowering his personality must be in a poster two-stories high? I'll bet if you look closely you could even make out the veins in his personality. Why, if I were driving by such a mural I might crash my car while being distracted by that inviting, sizable personality.

Beckham was shot on the beaches of Malibu by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. They must be talented, as they expertly highlighted and emphasized the soccer star's dominating asset - his throbbing personality.

Obviously David's got a big personality and I'm sure he knows how to use it.

Victoria Beckham Falls!

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Look. I'm no fashion expert. But I will tell you when you look like an total idiot, have spinach in your teeth, or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. I'm a honest person that way and therefore, make a pretty good friend in that regard.

So when I caught these pictures of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs, I laughed my fool head off.

Because I simply don't have friends this stupid:

And is she FALLING here? It's like a bad Photoshop job. I just don't get it. Couture = stupid.

It's Glenda, the Good Witch of The North: "BE GONE! Before somebody drops a house on you too!"

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Beckham Shows Emotion

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Here's a shocker: In a recent interview, Victoria Beckham reveals that not only does she like to party, but that she has a good time doing it. "We went to Napa for my birthday. David organized a surprise and we all got drunk and had a laugh.”

I have a feeling that when Posh tries to laugh, she opens her mouth and something that sounds like a moose dying comes out. But she insists she really, really is the life of the party, people!

“You know I might look like a stony-faced pain-in-the-a** cow but in actual fact I like to have a laugh. I do like to have a drink and have a laugh, that kind of thing. I really don’t take myself too seriously, contrary to what people think. I think it’s important.”

Maybe I've been wrong about Posh all these years. In fact, just look at her in this picture - she can hardly contain her joy! Party on Spice!

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Beckham to Teach Snoop Dog's Kids Soccer Skills on Reality Show

Karen — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:02:00 GMT

David Beckham is set to make an appearance on Snoop Dog's new reality show, Father Hood, this Sunday. The soccer star is to teach Snoop's 3 kids some soccer skills.

From US Magazine:

David Beckham guests on Snoop Dogg’s surprisingly ingratiating reality comedy. His goal: Teach the rapper’s three kids the art of soccer. Meanwhile, Snoop’s wife, Shanté, has a stern order for her man: no more junk food. Cut to the guys chowing down at a waffle joint! Sly fun. (E!, 10:30 P.M.)

I haven't ever seen the show but it sounds like some family fun!

Ain't Nuthin But a Soccer Thang: David Beckham Coaches Snoop Dogg's Kids

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:35:00 GMT

David Beckham and Snoop Dogg together on the soccer field? Well, as my dad used to always say, "Sports brings everyone together." Actually, he used to always say, "You can wear socks with sandals" but he might just be right about the sports.

Soccer star Beckham teamed with rapper Snoop Dogg's kids Cord, Cordell and Cori for a coaching session that was filmed and will air on E! Entertainment Television next month. A spokesman for Snoop Dogg says the rapper's kids are big soccer fans and idolize Beckham.

In return Snoop Dogg took Beckham to his favorite restaurant (and mine) in Los Angeles: Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles. Fo' shizzle!