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Madonna Consults Psychic Healer About Failed Adoption

Josh loposer — Wed, 13 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT

Let's face it, in a perfect world, Madonna would have probably been granted custody of Mercy James last month, but this isn't a perfect world -- it's a material one.

When you happen to be a material girl, who pretty much gets anything she wants -- and has for the last two decades -- getting denied can make you feel like you got knocked off your alignment with the universe.

That's why Madonna has been holding powwows with famous soothsayer "Mama Love" -- who has also counseled Xtina and Scarlett Johansson -- in the aftermath of her failed adoption. According to a tipster:

“She has turned to Mama Love before and knows she gets the answers and advice she needs from her. She advised Madonna to slow down and let her spiritual side rise up. Mama told her, ‘You won’t get the adoption you are looking for because the spirit is trying to guide you to a higher maternal status. Follow my advice and you will become a mama of the world’.”

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Madonna And Lourdes Ga-Ga For Lady Gaga?

Josh loposer — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:30:00 GMT

Madonna and her daughter Lourdes, 12, showed up at Lady G's concert in New York this weekend at Terminal 5.

Reportedly, Madonna wasn't just there to humor Lourdes or anything. In fact, it may have been the other way around, as it turns out that Madge is a big fan.

“Madonna loved Gaga’s show,” a source told the New York Daily News. “Especially when Gaga played Future Love on the piano. Lourdes was singing along to every word.” The source adds that Madonna and Lourdes left halfway through the show, “probably because Gaga went on late, around 1 a.m., and Madge is a good mom!”

You can't hardly scan a gossip site these days without running across headlines about either Madonna or Lady Gaga, so how fitting is it that they end up crossing paths in real life? Or course, Madonna is making headlines mostly for her unsuccessful attempts to adopt Mercy James. Sad.

This isn't the first time the pop divas have been discussed in the same sentence either. When compared to the queen of pop in the past, this is what Gaga had to say:

“We’re both Italian-American women, we both started out in the New York underground scene — and we both became famous when we dyed our hair blonde... I think what Madonna and I share is that we’re both fearless, we both have a lot of nerve.”

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Madonna Has The Swine Flu?

Josh loposer — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:35:00 GMT

What a disaster for the hardest working mother in showbiz who's currently in the middle of a nasty court battle to adopt a fourth child. Could it be true that Madonna has caught the dreaded plague of the pig?

In a word, nope -- and don't open any emails about Madonna having swine flu either. Apparently, some clever cyber bandits have seized on Madonna's celebrity appeal and the hysteria going around about the swine flu to make a spam email headline that's just almost too enticing to pass up ( I just had to click on it when I saw it in my news reader).

But don't click it.

It's not only a hoax, but if you click on the link in one of these emails, hackers could gain access to your computer's hard drive. I don't have to tell you what kind of crazy havoc they could wreak on your life with complete control over your hard drive.

Said Greg Day of McAfee on the "tricky" hackers, "We see attackers all the time try and trick us into infecting ourselves through the use of current affairs and popular topics… Here is a topic everyone is watching the news for information about and here's a big celebrity who people want to follow the gossip from. People will want to click it and that's the goal from the attackers.

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Madonna's Ex-Chef: She's A Self-Centered Mother

Josh loposer — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:35:00 GMT

With all the drama surrounding Madonna's attempt to adopt Mercy James, and her upcoming appeal with the Supreme Court of Malawi, it's a pretty disastrous time for a ex-employee to go public with a bunch of accusations that Madge is a bad mommy. Nevertheless, Madonna's former chef Eric Ienco is publicly bashing the diva's parental skillz.

"She gets up and has a coffee, then she does two hours of yoga. Then there's two hours of Pilates and exercise. That's six days a week. After that, she deals with her e-mail, her calls and the rest of her business. And after that, she spends maybe half an hour with the kids. If Lourdes comes in and says, 'I want to see Mom,' she is told, 'She's doing yoga' - and Lourdes knows she can't disturb Mom. Madonna puts herself before her kids. When she adopted little David, he arrived at her home from Africa - and three hours later, she left to do Pilates. Wouldn't you think she'd want to spend the entire day with her new son?"

Are you buying it? Or do you think this guy's full of it? Madonna obviously has a pretty strong emotional attachment to her kids, but of course, she's a pretty busy lady with her horse-wrecks and all (which she ~~lied~~ ahem, isn't telling the whole truth about).

Ienco's description of Madonna's daily routine seems pretty convincing, but of course it needs to if he's going to ride this controversy into his own cooking reality show -- or whatever it is that he's angling for. According to him:

"That's why it's a puzzle she wants to adopt again. She's hardly ever with her children. She's got two full-time nannies and one part-time nanny. So why adopt a kid if somebody else is raising them?"

I know why, to give my high-dollar nannies more work to do. Duh.

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Madonna Will Appeal Adoption Ruling May 4th

Josh loposer — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:30:00 GMT

Still reeling from her failed attempt to adopt Mercy James in early April -- and being thrown from a horse on Saturday -- Madonna will saddle up for round two in the battle for Mercy next month, her lawyer said today.

The Queen of Pop will take her case before Malawi's supreme court on May 4th to formally appeal the high court's previous ruling. That ruling denied Madonna the adoption of Mercy because, apparently, you must be a citizen of Malawi to adopt a Malawian child. However, that didn't stop her from adopting 13-month-old David Banda in 2006.

Unfortunately for Madonna, the ruling seems pretty cut and dry, but her lawyers say they've got clear grounds for an appeal. What's the angle? Other than Madonna becoming a citizen of Malawi, I'm really curious as to how they'll pull this off.

After her first adoption, there was backlash from people who claimed that Madonna got special privileges because she's a US citizen and a ginormous pop star. Now, the supreme court has to decide between the well-being of Mercy James, and creating the appearance that the law applies to extremely rich people like Madonna -- which it usually doesn't.

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Madonna's $40M London Style Townhouse In Manhattan

Josh loposer — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:00:00 GMT

Although her adoption of Mercy James may not be going so well, Madonna still has something to smile about: a $40M townhouse in Manhattan's Upper East Side with 36 rooms, 9 fireplaces, and a London-ish vibe, so she won't get homesick.

“The townhouse is perfect for Madonna,” a source told the paper. “She’s trying to recreate London in New York City, and this is in the style of a London townhouse.”

According to a broker, no other property in the area has ever sold for more than $20 million... until now. It's not clear whether Madonna's desire for a new home had anything at all to do with her plans for adopting Mercy James, or not. The timing could be coincidental.

Either way, Madonna's three kids Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and David, 3, will no doubt have a pretty awesome crib on the Upper East Side. Aside from it being humongous and luxurious, the place reportedly has a pretty lively atmosphere. As in, you can actually feel the subway trains rattling the floor in some rooms.

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Madonna Acts Like A Spoiled Child, Stomps Away

Sassy Smith — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:05:00 GMT

What is wrong with Madonna? She used to seem so fun, and as a teen, I really loved her style, music and attitude. Now? Not so much. She acts more like a spoiled child than a grown woman and I wonder what kind of example she's setting for her three children?

Madge and her new, 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus (don't even get me started on that) were attending a friend's birthday party at gay bar The Ritz, on Monday, and apparently the 50-year-old pop star had a hissy fit. Why?

Well, the DJ played a Britney Spears track (which I'm guessing he has the right to do), and Madonna got her nose bent out of shape and according to a source, "She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus."

The insider added, "The pair later slipped out the back door and into an idling SUV."

Does this mean the Material Girl isn't joining Brit on her Circus tour as rumored?

I swear, Madonna's 12-year-old daughter Lourdes is way more mature than she is. The ex Mrs. Ritchie needs to cut loose (and no, that doesn't mean date a dude just 10 years older than your kid) and not be so serious.

Hopefully, she's not that immature around her children.

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trix — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Madonna, throughout her career, has made some questionable choices. Whether it be her videos, fashion choices or just her dealings with men, she has been criticized, poked and prodded and I think it's time we gave her a break.

Madonna's choice to let her daughter be herself when it comes to fashion, is a choice I can get behind. Lourdes rocks some interesting outfits, but they are decidedly hers. I'm sure Madonna does draw the line at the modesty issue because, Lourdes is, after all, only 12 years old.

It must be nice to be the child of a celebrity and be able to experiment with your fashion and what works for you without censure. By the time Lourdes is old enough to be on a best or worst list, she'll have it all figured out.

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Madonna and Lourdes Talk It Out (Video)

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:34:00 GMT

If there is one thing I love it's making fun of people. Luckily, I do it for a living. Life is good.

Still, I can't say I'm a fan of making fun of kids, no matter how crazy their parents are.

That being the case here is a video making fun of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes. I'm torn on this as the joke on Lourdes isn't her fault, but rather the result of grooming policies established by her mother.

On the other hand the role of Lourdes is obviously the hero in this video, so there's that.

I'm not sure who is playing Lourdes, or whether the actor is a young girl or a man. If I wasn't late for Happy Hour I'd look it up, but since people are just going to leave nasty comments regardless of how much effort I put into this post I'm going to run. $2 pints don't drink themselves.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Madonna seems to be making the best of her post-divorce days. She was out in New York the other night with - surprise - some other new dude. The 50-year-old pop sensation and mother of 3 was seen coming out of the very ritzy Waverly Inn after dinner, all made up to try and camoflauge the bulging veins in her temples. Course, you can't hide those ginormous arms no matter what, but still. She looked happy.

Definitely a younger guy, which comes as no shock, since Madonna seems to be the ultimate in cougarization. After all, it was very recently that Madonna hooked up with a 20-year-old Brazilian model - Jesus Luz - not to mention Alex Rodriguez, 33.

Listen, I'm all about love. I don't think it comes in any specific shapes or forms, but a 20-year-old? That's just sick. I would never date a 20-year-old and Madonna's got 8 years on me.

Course, I'd never date Madonna, either, but that's only because I have taste.

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Madonna Donates Big Money to Kaballah

Karl Erikson — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:41:00 GMT

Thank you, Kabbalah! That's what Madonna said recently in a big, big way. She donated $2.6 million to the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles. That's a lot of mystical incantation. She also gave some money to L.A. Jewish Big Brothers and Sisters, and another group that sets up playgrounds in Russia.

What about the Feed Karl Foundation? They need money, too! What? It's legit.

Madonna is uber mom to Lourdes, Rocco, and David, and is freshly divorced from Guy Ritchie. She's totally up for grabs, though no one wants her.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have gone through a very, not-so-nice and public breakup, but surprisingly, the couple have put their differences aside....

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The two were reunited during the holidays for the sake of their children. Madonna was seen with Guy last Saturday in London - it was the first time since they announced their split.

Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and David, 3, along with their parents, were seen leaving a Kabbalah Centre Saturday afternoon. Ritchie had spent the night at Madonna's London home.

It's nice that they could act like grown-ups and set aside their nastiness towards each other and give their kids a nice holiday. Hopefully, even after life gets back to normal, they will continue to think of their children's needs first.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:32:00 GMT

How much does love cost? Well, they say it's priceless, but for Madonna, you can actually put a price tag on love. Failed love, at any rate. It costs $76 million. That's how much money she's giving Guy Ritchie in their divorce settlement. Holy crap, that's a ton of money.

According to Us Magazine, Madonna, 50, has given Guy, 40, between $76 million and $92 million as part of the divorce settlement. That includes the big country estate in England. Madonna keeps most of her $500 million, but $76 million is a huge chunk of cash. "I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement," says Madonna's rep.

And even though we just reported that Madonna and Guy would spend Christmas together for the sake of their children, her rep - Liz Rosenberg - says it is very unlikely that Madonna will spend the holidays with Guy. She WILL be in London, however.

Even though I'm no Madonna fan, I think this is freaking ridiculous. Who the hell deserves that much money for a divorce? Especially someone like Guy Ritchie, who has his own money. Granted, it's no $500 million, but still. The guy makes a lot of money directing movies.

I'll tell you what. If it gets me any portion of $76 million, I might even consider sleeping with Madonna. Sure, I'd be skeeved out, but hey, we all have our price. And Madonna's is high.

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Get This: Madonna and Guy Ritchie Agree to Have Christmas Together!

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:37:00 GMT

The holidays are no time for fighting. Oh, who am I kidding? Some of the best fights all year take place during the holidays. But after lots of arguing over who gets the kids for Christmas, Madonna and Guy Ritchie have decided to bury the hatchet (for now). No matter how much they can't stand each other with all the divorce proceedings, Guy and Madonna will spend Christmas together in England for the sake of their kids.

Madonna wanted to spend the holiday in New York City with daughter Lourdes and sons Rocco and David. However, Guy said no to that, asking for the boys to join him in the UK. I guess it's a Christmas miracle, since finally they're thinking of their kids first.

A source says, "The plan is for them to be together on Christmas Day at their estate in Wiltshire Ashcombe House. Madonna arrives in England on December 23rd and is planning to stay for Christmas."

"Because of what the kids have been through this year he wants to treat them to a really special Christmas with stockings of presents and a big tree. He is planning on having a traditional turkey dinner - although all the food will be organic at Madonna’s insistence."

"Madonna is aware that she has come out worse than Guy as far as coverage of the divorce is concerned and she didn’t want headlines about them rowing over the kids
and Christmas. She has decided to be the bigger person and bring the kids home to Guy. Madonna doesn’t really like Ashcombe but she thinks it’s important that they put on a united front for the kids. She will, however, be eating a different meal as she will only eat fish. She will also be working out on Christmas Day."

Really? Madonna, working out? Who knew?

Go, Skeletor, go! Seriously, she needs MORE definition for those arms, don't you think?

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Guy Ritchie Opening Up Pub in NYC to Stay Closer to Kids

Karl Erikson — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Guy Ritchie is going to take some of the money he got from his divorce from Madonna to open up a nice traditional pub in New York City. He wants to spend more time in the States now that Madonna says NYC is her permanent home. The couple share custody of their sons, 8-year-old Rocco and 3-year-old David, and he wants to be closer to them. And while the boys will split their time between New York and London, Guy also wants to have some access to his step-daughter, Lourdes, who has been part of Guy's life for most of her 12 years.

Guy's successful Mayfair pub, The Punchbowl, is said to be the inspiration for the NYC pub. A friend says, "A lot of New Yorkers told Punchbowl staff they wish they had something like that over there. And if Guy has business in New York, he would have a great excuse to have proper days out with the kids. He dreads the idea of becoming an "occasional dad."

Worth around $50 million, Guy also reportedly got around $3 million as part of the divorce settlement. He was also given the couple's country estate in Wiltshire, worth $16 million.

Life is tough all over, isn't it?

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie's preliminary divorce details have been settled - Guy won't be getting any of Madge's estimated $600 million fortune and they will share time with their children - Rocco, 8 and David 3, split between England and the US. Lourdes, Madonna's daughter with Carlos Leon, will stay with her in NYC. So now that the end is just about here for the couple, how does Madonna deal with what's happened? Apparently, she's been leaning on her ex-husband, actor Sean Penn.

A source close to the Material Girl says that Madonna has been finding comfort with Sean Penn. "It's a sad situation, but she's not heartbroken. She's handling it well."

The 50-year-old pop icon is focusing her attention on her work and her children. The source adds, "She's got a very busy life."

Madonna and Penn were seen having drinks at the Greenwich Hotel in Manhattan last week. And although they were friendly, there's nothing romantic going on.

The insider said, "They have a nice rapport. There's nothing romantic there. They're just good friends."

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Karl Erikson — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:37:00 GMT

It's been cold this week all over the place, particularly in the north. Madonna and her family were seen going into the Kabbalah Center in New York City. David went along for the, um, whatever they do in the Kabbalah Center. He'd just come back from spending the week with his dad, Guy Ritchie.

Madonna doesn't look like she's letting the divorce weigh her down at all. Guess that Kabbalah stuff really works. She's wearing the "Hand of God" symbol around her neck. It's supposed to be symbolic of protection. Wonder if it protected her massive wealth during the divorce. Some reports say that Guy took nothing, others say he got $70 million. Only time will tell.

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Karl Erikson — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Yesterday Madonna and Guy Ritchie's preliminary divorce ruling came out. Guy won't be taking a dime of Madonna's money, worth around $600 million. As for the children, the two boys - Rocco, 8, and David, 3 - will split time between England and the States. Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, will stay with her mother full time in New York City.

During a filming break from his current movie, "Sherlock Holmes," here's Guy with the boys during dinner. This has got to be hard for the kids. Divorce is never easy on children.

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Karl Erikson — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:04:00 GMT

If there was any doubt that Madonna is leaving England, it's pretty much gone now. It's being reported that Madonna has taken Lourdes out of her exclusive Lycee Francais Charles de Gaulle School in London. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are fighting things out in their divorce and Guy is furious.

That's not stopping Madonna from leaving the English family home to go back to New York, taking the kids with her. Lourdes is 12, Rocco is 8, and the couple's adoped son, David, is 3.

Madonna is said to be searching the States for a new school for Lourdes and the other kids. Hopefully she'll also be waxing the catepillars above Lourdes' eyes. I mean, wow. I don't normally advocate cosmetic treatments for kids, but even *I* had to start shaving when I was 14.

Look at those eyebrows!

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sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

When Madonna announced her divorce a few weeks ago, good friend Gwyneth Paltrow rushed to support her. "She's a very good friend. I'm supporting her in all the ways that I can. I'm just there for her. I speak to her a lot," Paltrow said while attending the premiere of her film "Two Lovers" at the London Film Festival. (Oh yeah, that's where she was wearing this dress, so maybe she wasn't thinking too straight.)

But according to the National Enquirer, Madonna thinks friends should be seen and not heard, at least when it comes to talking about the Material Girl's split with Guy Ritchie. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” Madonna allegedly told Paltrow. “Say nothing about me or my divorce.”

Harsh. Guess I won't be calling to see how you're dong anytime soon, Madge. Your loss - I was going to bring over some brownies.

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Madonna Not Allowed To Adopt Second Child

Karl Erikson — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Aw, poor Madonna. Now that she and her terrifying arms are divorcing Guy Ritchie, she's no longer eligible to adopt another child from Malawi. Penston Kilembe, Malawian official, says the divorce means no adoption.

"One fundamental condition in scrutinizing adoptions is the connectedness of a family," Kilembe said. "We can’t approve a child to go into a broken family because the divorce could be the result of the behavior of the party trying to adopt. Madonna should forget this one."

In fact, not only is a future adoption in jeopardy - so is Madonna's adoption of 3-year-old David, who she adopted from Malawi last year. "His future will be decided by the British courts, who determine issues of custody," says Kilembe. "He is no longer our responsibility."

Madonna has 2 other children, of course. Lourdes is 12 and Rocco is 8. Custody battles are underway, as are all of the couple's financial assets.

Meanwhile, Guy Ritchie is getting tons of support from the free world. Fly and be free, Guy! Run from those scary arms!

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Karl Erikson — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Well, Skeletor - I mean, Madonna - finally made it to the L.A. stage last night for her concert. She was 90 minutes late. How pissed would you be? That's crap, I don't care how famous you are, if people are paying money to see you, you don't routinely show up late. Some people paid $1,700 for front-row VIP packages! There's NOBODY worth that kind of money.

At any rate, Britney Spears made a "surprise" appearance, singing a duet with Madonna. And when I say "surprise" I mean that it was leaked out days ahead of time by publicists. The power-mom duo sang their song together and, later, Justin Timberlake showed up to sing "Four Minutes."

Jennifer Lopez, Kate Moss, and Heidi Klum were just a few of the big names in attendance.

Ugh. Madonna just looks terrible. Her arms are scary pumped up alibaster with huge blue veins bulging out. Someone tell her to stop with the marathon daily workouts. And to stop Botoxing the ever-loving crap out of her face. And to quit taking her fans for granted. Show up on time, bitch.

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sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone hoping that Madonna might possibly consider reconciling with Guy Ritchie might want to take note: The material girl has reportedly ordered her assistant to gather all photos, gifts and letters she received from Ritchie so that they can be buried. Now that's closure.

A source told London's Daily Express that Madonna is having all items "audited" and "digitally scanned" before they're entombed. "It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest," the source told the paper.

Celebrities do crazy things! Why can't she just cut him out of all her pictures, put a voodoo curse on him and then set his car on fire like the rest of us do after a breakup?

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Guy Ritchie Already Found Somebody Else

Karl Erikson — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:31:00 GMT

What happens when you break up with Madonna? Well, first you do a little victory dance, singing, "I don't have to sleep with that thing any more!" Then you find somebody else to sleep with, someone better looking. That doesn't take much. Hell, Kathy Griffin almost qualifies because Madonna? She's not a looker, and that's being polite.

Guy Ritchie didn't take long. He's already sleeping with British actress Kelly Reilly, who just happens to be starring in his upcoming movie, "Sherlock Holmes." Sleeping with the director, my, that's new, isn't it? Here are some photos of her and she's pretty cute. Gotta watch out for those redheads, though.

Three days after the big divorce announcement, Guy sent his driver back to his $12 million home in London to pack him an overnight bag. Then he went to stay at a nearby hotel where, surprise, Reilly is staying.

Rumor has it that Guy and Madonna hadn't slept together in over 18 months so his little swimmers probably shot through that condom faster than the speed of light.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:10:00 GMT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are heading into, what could be shaping up to be a very nasty divorce battle and while there are many reasons being reported as to why they've split - there's another being talked about. A pregnancy for Madonna....

Among the rumors for the split - Madonna and Alex Rodriguez still carrying on their affair, which is reportedly turning into something much more serious. According to sources, the Material Girl wants a child with A-Rod despite her age. She's planning a future with the 33-year-old ball player.

An insider said, "She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."

Madonna is trying to keep her relationship with A-Rod quiet (good luck with that), until the details of her divorce are hashed out.

A pal of the singer said, that she's got a "five-point plan to test" whether Alex is the man for her. "First, when Alex says he is going to call, Madonna checks that he calls when he says he will. Guy would always call late or not at all. Madonna has also tested Alex on his knowledge of Kabbalah text and he did remarkably well.

"She has also spoken to him at length about his attitude to money and thankfully she found they shared similar views - that just because you earn a lot of money, it doesn't have to mean you give it all way to your siblings.

"Fourthly, she wanted to test how observant he was in relation to her. She asked him what outfits and jewellery she was wearing on their first three times they met each other - and he passed with flying colors.

"Lastly, she spoke to him at length about what he felt about being public with someone more famous than him. He gave the right answer - that he saw her a spiritual being and not a famous person."

She sounds slightly controling (shocking!). I wonder if Alex knows exactly what he's getting himself into? And seriously, I doubt Madonna has time for another baby. I know I wouldn't want to be pregnant at 50!

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Will Jesus Cure What Ails Madonna?

Guy Ritchie is Steaming over Madonna's Make Out Pictures

Madonna and Lourdes Talk It Out (Video)

Explicitly Nude: Madonna's Photo Up For Grabs

Madonna and Britney Receive Death Threats

Madonna is Out on the Prowl: Look Out, Teenage Boys!

Sacha Baron Cohen Kills The Golden Globe Crowd With Bad Jokes About Madonna

Madonna is Out on the Prowl: Look Out, Teenage Boys!

Madonna Donates Big Money to Kaballah

Reunited: Madonna & Guy Ritchie

Madonna Just Lost Big Money in Divorce

Get This: Madonna and Guy Ritchie Agree to Have Christmas Together!

Guy Ritchie Opening Up Pub in NYC to Stay Closer to Kids

Madonna Finds Comfort With Ex Sean Penn

Madonna Has the Hand of God

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Reach Settlement

Madonna Pisses Off Guy, Pulls Lourdes Out of School

Madonna Tells Gwyneth Paltrow to Shut Her Piehole

Madonna Not Allowed To Adopt Second Child

Madonna Finally Shows Up For Her Concert with Britney: Photos and Video

I Guess It's Over: Madonna Set to Bury Guy's Memory. Literally.

Guy Ritchie Already Found Somebody Else

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