FameCrawler : lynn spears

Jamie Lynn And Casey Aldridge Make It To The Church On Time

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn and baby daddy Casey walked down the church aisle yesterday, like the good boy and girl that they are. No wedding vows were uttered, but they did dress nicely and sit quietly and reassure everybody that they are, indeed, pious and penitent young people and very, very respectful of important holidays like Mothers' Day.

No reassurances were forthcoming on the issues of a) future avoidance of bad haircuts and split ends, and b) not wearing hoodies to church, but whatever. They're just kids.

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Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Karen — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Yup, she did it again. Seems Britney just can't leave that hair alone!

Well hopefully this time things look a lot better than the rat's nest she's been wearing on that skull of hers, and more hairy than the Mr. Clean look of last year's breakdown.

Britney's haristylist (she has a hairstylist? With eyes?) Kim Vo, says he's just given Britney a while new look:

"Last time we gave her that simple look," Kim explains. "Now it's geek-to-chic. We're going to keep up that glamorous look... We've been adding a lot of blonde pieces."

And while Britney has been known to change her hairstyle frequently, Kim said that this time the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother is actually the one barking the orders at Britney's head.

"I was honestly shocked she did it again," Kim says about Brit's decision to revisit the role on HIMYM. "She had a great time. I'd love to see her break into something else. I think people want her to make it back."

As how Britney, whom Kim calls "truly a sweet soul," he admits that "she's very vulnerable." On the bright side, he also says that she is "calm, serene, peaceful" at home and cooks a great chicken!

"Her first focus is the kids," he adds. "But like any 26-year-old, she's gotta work. You'll go crazy if you stay home all day!"

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:45:00 GMT

... For a day. Which must mean that someone thinks she can be trusted to, you know, not flame out for one whole day, which I think is progress, don't you?

Apparently, K-Fed has agreed that the boys can spend Mother's Day with their mother, which would seem pretty big of him, until you consider the fact that any dad who refuses to let his kids see their mother on Mother's Day is probably a douchebag. So, yeah, any claims that this gesture is evidence of a reconciliation between the pair or of K-Fed's goodness in general are probably out of line. Dude has no choice, really. Keeping Britney from her sons on Mother's Day when she hasn't run off with a paparazzo in weeks would just be bad optics.

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MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

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MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Actually, they're framing the question more as "is Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy which may or may not be the result of a rape legal?" Which, really, it's a bit late and a lot pointless to be asking that question, isn't it? And, also, you know, maybe a little bit alarmist?

Sure, nobody seems to be quite sure of Casey Aldridge's exact age - he could be as old as nineteen, which complicates the legality of his, erm, relations with Jamie Lynn - nor do they know where, exactly, those relations took place (both which have a bearing upon whether those relations could be called statutory rape) but please - isn't the whole legality of the relationship that probably* spawned this child kind of beside the point? I mean, she's a teenager who's about to have a baby and who may or may not be equipped to deal with the pressures of having said baby, so aren't there bigger things to worry about here?

It's not on the scale of Miley-Cyrus-Gone-Topless, granted - we are, after all, talking about a knocked-up girl who's hiding out in Louisana, and not dropping her clothes for major magazines - but still. New baby for a girl who's terrified of becoming a mother? That's the real hand-wringer here, not the question of whether her boyfriend is 18 or 19 and whether or not they did it in Louisiana.

*(Probably, because nobody ever did really dispute those rumors that there was another, older man in the picture at the supposed time of conception. Which, yes, eeewwww, but worth pointing out here.)

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

I suppose that this question is coming a bit too late, seeing as Jamie Lynn hasn't exactly proved herself to be in possession of vastly superior judgment skills to those of her sister, but still. I had least hoped that in some things - say, modest Frappuccino consumpion, safe driving, or other basic life skills - Jamie Lynn might make some sort of effort to steer away from her sister's path. but apparently not.

Jamie Lynn was caught on tape the other day driving without a seatbelt. Which, you know, we're all accustomed to with Britney - who needs seatbelts and child-seats when you're a supah-stah?!? - but still. I'd had higher hopes for Jamie. I mean, it was clear that she could pump her own gas without the aid of paparazzi - why shouldn't we expect that she could follow basic rules of vehicular safety for herself and her unborn child?

Yeah, well. I should know better than to even toy with the word 'expectations' when it comes to celebrities.

You can check out the video of Jamie Lynn declining to buckle up HERE.

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Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Lynn Spears, mom of the young and pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, is disappointed that her daughter got knocked up so young. The magazine says that Lynne spoke exclusively to one of its reporters while en route from L.A. to New Orleans, and that she confided, "I'm a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age."

Which, if it's true, demonstrates a lack of judgment (telling a reporter that you're ashamed of your kid? You want that kid to hate you?) that possibly matches that involved in having unprotected sex at any age. But, really, it's got to be highly unlikely that the story is true. I mean, the Spears family doesn't demonstrate strong skills in judgment, in general, but they do know their press, and so I doubt very much that Mama spears slipped up in this way.

Not that she might not have those thoughts in private. I certainly would strongly prefer that my own daughter not get pregnant in her teens. But I would keep my mouth shut about it, to her and to everyone else.

In any case, OK! magazine - almost as upstanding an authority as Life & Style - has come to Lynn's defense: they say the L&S interview never happened, quoting a spokesperson: "When Lynne Spears is ready to give an interview, I can assure you it will be a true account, without speculation as to whether or not she participated."

Oooookay, then. Glad that's cleared up. Thanks, tabloids!

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Brit and K-Fed Getting Back Together?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:24:00 GMT

Now this is interesting: Britney and K-Fed have reportedly been getting a little snuggly occassionally. In front of the kids, even, which ordinarily I would take to pretty significant, but we are talking about people with limited judgment skills here. Still: they were kissing.

From Life&Style magazine's website:

Since Britney Spears and Kevin Federline split up, their custody arrangement has changed frequently. But one thing has remained constant: When the time has come to drop off Sean Preston and Jayden James at either of their parent’s houses, bodyguards have done the honors, says a friend of Kevin’s, so Britney and Kevin could avoid each other.

But that’s been changing lately. In recent weeks, Kevin’s begun dropping off the boys at Britney’s LA house himself, the friend reveals. In fact, Kevin and Britney were talking on April 8, the friend says, “and Britney gave Kevin a kiss in front of their sons.”

Okay, so. "Gave a kiss" is a little vague, but still. Best case scenario (from a gossip perspective): Brit and Kev still ~~have the hots for~~ luuuuuurve each other. Worst case (tho' possibly best case from a life perspective): they're getting along okay. Either way, I'd say that this is the least disturbing news that we've had from the Britney frontier in, like, forever. Unless somebody decides to integrate a Brit-Kev reunion into that reality TV show that Brit's reps have been pitching. That would make my eyes bleed.

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Oops, She's Going To Do It Again?

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:04:00 GMT

Have another reality show, that is? Because, while I can understand the appeal of pushing another Britney-based reality series - trainwreckage being the stock-in-trade of the genre - the last one really was very nearly unwatchable. I mean, for seriously unwatchable.

According to the The National Enquirer :

She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and not have to study lines... Several production companies are interested in a Britney reality show and are willing to pay her millions...."(her manager) wants to get Britney back in the game and earning money."

No-brainer, sure. No brains were employed in the storming of this project, obviously. Isn't she, like, grounded? Bank accounts frozen (and drained)? What on earth could she possibly get up to that would make for interesting television? Like the cameras would really be there for the good stuff - car crashes, fake elopements - anyway.

Might as well just read Famecrawler...

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Britney's Sex Tape? I Knew It!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Oh Miss Britney Spears has been busy ya'll.

Video after the jump

Sure - I don't know if there's actually any sex in the tapes that Brit is threatening to release but there could be lots of juicy bits nonetheless!

Spears has reportedly kept a video diary of all her shenanigans from the past six months. Sources are saying that she rants about everything. Everything. She may be releasing the videos online or handing them over to MTV.

An insider says, "Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she's close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprising both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels."

If this is true, and she does make the videos public - what kind of effect will it have on her sons? I'm sure it'll be hard enough being the children of Britney Spears in the best of situations, especially as older boys, but how will they deal with things if their mother airs all of her dirty laundry out in public?

And I said there was video - it's from the old days, you know when Britbrit was fun. Thanks to dlisted.com dude for digging it up and reminding us of good times, good times.

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Was Britney Drunk Driving?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Was poptart Britney Spears drunk driving when she had her car accident?

No, she was makeup driving. Some women are guilty of this every day - putting their faces on while heading to work because maybe they're rushed moms, trying to get kids to school, husbands to the office and get themselves to their job on time. While I'm going to try not to be judgy, I think it's a bad idea to try to apply mascara and the like while operating a motorized vehicle, particularly if you're on a freeway.

According to TMZ, who spoke to the dude she hit, he said he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving. He was then hit while the driver was going about 10-15 MPH, and he soon realized the driver was Britney Spears. He said he wasn't sure if she was putting on her makeup at the time of the accident.

Britney, always one to know what to do in most situations, never bothered to apologize to the guy - she did mention she was on her way to have dinner with her mom - thanks for the 411 Brit. Spears' bodyguard did apologize.

The "crashee" said that the cops performed the "follow my finger" routine on Britney, who was "giggly," however, she managed to take it seriously at some point. She was the only person who was tested.

No injuries were reported at the scene, but the man claims he woke up with back pain the following morning and is planning to book a chiropractic appointment, which means LAWSUIT COMING. Right?

Hopefully Spears doesn't get her "driving with her sons" privileges back anytime soon.

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Jamie Lynn: Giving Up Baby To Mom?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is considering giving up her baby to be raised by her mother. Which, I don't know. I mean, this may be mean to say, but I'm not sure that there's tons of evidence that Lynne Spears is a dab hand at parenting. Especially when sources claim that her objective in taking the baby off her daughter's hands is to help young Jamie Lynn maintain her career. "Lynne is convinced that having a baby on her hip will not help Jamie Lynn's future in the business," said the source, who spoke to Us Magazine, "and she's expecting her daughter to pick up where she left off as soon as the baby is born."

I'm not sure that the truly maternal first concern here should be her teenager's career. I mean, look what teen career-obsession did to her other kid. Britney's gone so entirely off the rails that she isn't even within sight of the tracks anymore. So although it maybe seems prudent for a pregnant sixteen year-old to hand her child off to her mother for rearing, in this case I'm not so sure. Again, I don't know. Maybe it's better than the alternatives. I can't even speculate about what's best for these girls anymore.

God. It's almost impossible to write about the Spears clan without heaving big, tragic sighs.

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Janice Dickinson: "I'd Slap Her Silly!"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:33:00 GMT

Outspoken Janice Dickinson wants to "slap her silly," any guesses as to who's face she'd like to smack?

Britney Spears! Dickinson spoke with Access Hollywood and told Tony Potts just what she thought of the whole situation concerning Brit, Lynne Spears and Dr. Phil.

Janice feels that Lynne should be held responsible. "My opinion on Britney Spears, is Mrs. [Lynne] Spears should be jailed. Britney's mom is responsible for all this stuff going on."

As for Brit herself, Janice said, "I'd slap her silly! I'd slap the living sh*t out of her!" Well now, that's pretty direct. Maybe she's on to something?

She continues, "I would beg Britney just to give it all up. I would say, 'You're rich enough! Give it up and try to focus on the two boys.' I seriously hope that Britney doesn't kill herself. I seriously hope that she doesn't damage herself."

Dickinson also had choice words for Dr. Phil: "I think Dr. Phil is pathetic. Pathetic sensationalism."

Janice, who admits to be a recovering alcoholic says, "I would just beg Britney to try to find a twelve-step program for her that works, because, like [with] myself, it can happen again and again until you finally find it. Thank God I found it."

Dickinson might be a bit on the wacky side, definately outspoken and bold but she does have some valid points. I doubt Britney, at this point, would ever take her advice.

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Casey Dumps Jamie Lynn; Demands Paternity Test

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:58:00 GMT

Now, this story I find more believable than that Jamie-Lynn-and-Casey-Gettin'-Married rumor that I wrote about the other day. The most current rumor has it that young Master Aldridge has dumped the younger Spears girl, and is demanding a paternity test.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Jamie Lynn is rumored to be carrying the child of an older TV producer. (This, I don't hesitate to point out, is supported by a story that Famecrawler reported weeks ago). The source of the info? Britney.

"He wants a paternity test," Britney told a Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. "Casey doesn't want to be with her until he's sure that he's the father."

Okay, so Britney's not the most reliable of sources, given, you know, the drug use and the general mental health issues. But as I noted above, this is not the first time that this story has surfaced.

I'm betting that it's true, and that we're going to see a bigger scandal before we see a wedding. Stay tuned.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Getting Married?

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Entertainment Tonight Online is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is planning to marry boyfriend and babydaddy Casey Aldridge.

The ET story, which is based on an OK! Magazine report, says this:

Do the pregnant JAMIE LYNN SPEARS and her longtime boyfriend/father of her baby CASEY ALDRIDGE have wedding plans in the works? According to OK!, the young parents-to-be may be planning to walk down the aisle.

"They are fully committed to each other," Casey's great-uncle, Pastor ODUS JACKSON tells the magazine. "That's how love goes. Jamie Lynn can have anyone she wants, and Casey is very popular too. But they keep on finding each other, and that makes me hopeful for their future. He wants to propose to her and get married!"

Sources also tell OK! the pair have been inseparable since the pregnancy news broke last month. "Jamie technically still lives with her mama," a source says, "but she spends her free time with Casey."

OK! Magazine isn't always the most reliable source, but if ET has picked it up, there may be something to the story. Still, it flies in the face of these stories, which paint a slightly different - slightly murkier - picture of the young lovers' relationship. My guess? There ain't gonna be no weddin' bells.

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy is "Normal"

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here in backwards Hollywood the idea of a 16-year old getting pregnant may have all of us doing Hail Marys, but in Jamie Lynn Spears' hometown of Kentwood, La, it's an everyday occurrence. “No one can understand why the media is making such a big deal over Jamie’s pregnancy,” local resident Mandy Knight told OK! Magazine. “That’s normal for people around here … her pregnancy really isn’t so shocking.”

Thanks, Mandy, for reminding the rest of America to never let their daughters visit Kentwood alone.

Jamie Lynn's hometown has also rallied around it's resident sperminator, Casey Aldridge. “We’re all so proud of him for doing the right thing,” says the town librarian, Cheryl Rape, oblivious to the irony of her name. "We all do wish him well."

And by 'well' they mean "try not to get your cousin pregnant next."

Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Daddy Is Generous With His Sperm

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears may have met at church, but she isn't the only girl he's known in the Biblical sense. According to the National Enquirer, Aldridge not only was dating another woman days before Spears' pregnancy announcement, but reportedly informed the "Zoe 101" star this past spring that he had gotten another girl pregnant. Oops. he did it again.

A close friend reveals that after Aldridge confessed to getting the other unnamed woman pregnant, “Jamie Lynn was devastated. She swore Casey out of her life forever." But according to the friend, two weeks before the other woman miscarried Spears was back with Aldridge after he promised never to do it again. That is, unless some other blonde hottie with a killer bod and nice rack sat in his lap in which case all promises were null and void.

And there's more! Two months before getting that girl pregnant Aldridge cheated on Spears with yet another woman, Whitney Seals of Magnolia, Miss. and is reportedly still dating her. I'm disappointed. I say if you can't trust a philandering, 19-year old, unemployed pipe-fitter, who can you trust?

[photo: MSNBC.com]

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