FameCrawler : magazine covers

Happy Birthday, DannieLynn!

Karl Erikson — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Anna Nicole Smith's little girl, DannieLynn is 2 years old and really sparkles on this week's Us magazine cover. Just beautiful. The magazine comes out on the newstands Friday and discusses Larry Birkhead and DannieLynn struggling to move on without Anna Nicole.

Happy birthday, DannieLynn. Good to see you.

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I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her.

But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world:

“I’m not going out without my knickers, and I’m not getting drunk and I’m not on my eighth husband,” she told GQ. Which is to say, she has standards, and, also, that she's not particularly exciting. Which is maybe why she stripped down to her underwear for GQ. To spice things up a little. Because, you know, it's hard to stay in the public eye if you're keeping covered up and aren't fooling around with random young men.

Just ask Miley and Britney.

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More Half-Naked Celebrities And Their Bedding

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:05:00 GMT

What's with this whole trend of photographing celebrities wrapped in nothing but sheets? I mean, it was dumb when they did it to Lindsay, creepy when they did to Miley, and now it's just tiresome that they're starting to do it to celebrity moms.

It's not that Gwyneth's not a beautiful woman - she's not a coventional MILF (even if they have dubbed her 'One Sexy Mother' on that GQ cover) but definitely lovely to look at - but do sheets really enhance a woman's looks all that much? Apart from the suggestion - which, whatever when it's with a mature woman, but creepy with a girl Miley's age - that said woman has just had a good hair-tousling romp in bed - which itself is kind of a tired trope, no? - what does a sheet really add to a picture? Other than subliminal advertising for fabric softener, that is?

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Guess The Naked Preggo: Post-Partum Edition

HerBadMother — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:45:00 GMT

Okay, so these pics are outtakes from a photo shoot that took place last fall. Which is to say - this naked preggo has gone from hot preggo to MILF already. Any guesses?

I know, easy one. Who else but Xtina would strip down to her pumps and fondle a piano?

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Naked Moms: Christina Aguilera & Kate Hudson

'Drrty' Xtina Misses Her Crotchless Chaps

HerBadMother — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera loves being a mom, but she says that she still misses the days of wearing crotchless chaps.

Of the controversial crotchless outfit that she wore in her video for 'Drrty,' she says that she found it empowering, and fun. "I definitely stirred the pot a bit," she says.

She also says that she plans on wearing them again - maybe when she's 60, "if I can still fit into them."

Which is empowering and all - go wrinkly oldsters! - but maybe she wants to rethink that. For all our sakes. I still haven't recovered from seeing Madonna in that leotard in the video for 'Hung Up,' and she's only, what? Fifty? So maybe keep the crotchless chaps packed away, 'kay, Chrissy? Thx.

Source: Inside E Magazine, March 2008 print edition (Canada)

Jessica Alba's Hot Confessions

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Sexy Jessica Alba is on the latest CosmoGIRL magazine cover and although she avoids any pregnancy details, she does dish on some love confessions and offer advice to young girls.

"Most guys, especially when they're younger, really are only after one thing. To all the girls out there, I don't want to say, 'Don't give your heart to somebody like that,' But wait at least a good year. You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other - but don't give them everything."

"That was something I did at a young age, fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing. It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back then to hang on to some of myself."

Pretty decent advice from a pretty decent celebrity!

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Hot Bod Cindy Crawford Nude?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Cindy Crawford nude?

Not anymore. Well except in the privacy of her own home!

Super model and regular mom, Cindy Crawford says she will never pose nude again. She's worried about her two kids, Presley, 8 and daughter Kaya, six, being embarrassed or teased about it.

"Having children has made me consider offers differently. I probably wouldn't pose nude again because I have a six-year-old who might get teased about it," she says to the Sun.

"I take my job very seriously. Coming from a model that might sound silly."

Crawford adds, "But at this point in my life I'll only do things that I feel really passionate about. The money I make is nice but it's not the motivating factor any more."

Cindy talked about how she's like the rest of us, and she has her "ugly days and gets pimples" too! And how she's very happy with her post mommy body!

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Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Kevin Federline: Life and Style

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:00:00 GMT

Sorry Life & Style, you could have been a part of all the fun earlier if you could have been bothered to update your site in time. Oh well, we'll still humor you.

The thing about K-Fed is that no matter what, he's still K-Fed. Is this whole mess about the children or the Benjamins? Probably both. The thing is Kevin, you shouldn't gloat. Just because you have finally managed to be on the higher road for once in your life doesn't mean you should poke sticks at the person on the lower. Well, maybe a few pokes, but come on, man, be cool.

How sad must Britney be for her own family to jump into Camp Ex-Fed? The guy is a tool, yet by comparison he's looking like dad of the year. Life & Style is claiming that Britney's family is pulling for her to lose the kids and that some will testify against her in this "private" custody battle. That's gotta hurt.

You know what always makes me feel better when my own family turns on me and backs some idiot (this happened in the last two elections)? A couple of smokes, some Starbucks, a tall glass of schnapps and something of off T-Bell's dollar menu, 'cuz after that I'm full. Well, sometimes I'll go hook-up with a random stranger in the pool, but only if there are photographers around.

Maybe I'll go down to the pool now.

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: The FameCrawler Poll

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Okay, you've seen the covers (if not, see the posts below), now you decide which one is the most damaging against Britney Spears in her supposed effort to keep partial custody of her kids.

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Allure

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:04:00 GMT

What's funny about this magazine, is that it was the only one she actually posed for, hence the lovely airbrushing, and she reportedly gave them a full dose of crazy in doing so. I can't imagine that the interview is anything more than the play-by-play of a girl going toxic.

Sadly, it is the best of the bunch.

Source: Allure

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: OK!

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Britney, if this were true, and you found some sort of stable lifestyle, I would be happy for you. However, since this is most likely not the case, you sure picked a bad time to flaunt your bi-sexual curiosity.

The thing is, this picture is in the pool, which I'll assume is not properly gated, and she's getting her drink on, much like she did just recently with a different lover. For someone that is supposedly worried about losing her kids, she isn't putting much effort into fixing her image.

In other news, Jenna Elfman's kid is "magical."

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Us Weekly

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:06:00 GMT

Britney gets it from the nanny diaries in this issue of Us Weekly. Let's examine the issues:

Drunk With the Babies- Now in all fairness, shouldn't this read Drunk Next to the Babies? That's not rum in the baby bottle, that's just Pepsi y'all!
Bizarre Nudity- Bizarre? Unflattering perhaps, but bizarre? Do they mean the timing and company involved or are we talking fetishes and webcams? Were any animals hurt?
Demands They Share Her Bed- Who? The kids or the nannies? It's pretty common for kids to sleep in their parent's bed, although it's nice when the parent isn't passed out drunk and bizarrely nude. Nannies sleeping in the parent's bed? Not as common, but I'm guessing not unheard of.

So there you have it, the nannies bare all, but not in a bizarre way.

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Britney Spears: Star

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:55:00 GMT

Hey Kids, y'all like train rides? Well, strap yourselves in, because this here is the wildest ride in the west! Today we'll be taking a tour with Britney "Trainwreck" Spears through the sites and sounds of the magazine racks in the check-out line. In fact, unless you really need some Red Bull and ice cream, I suggest that you just sit back and enjoy the scenery.

Exhibit A: Star Magazine doesn't sugarcoat it.

Britney has allegedly told the boys that they were both mistakes. Part of me feels better knowing this. It always troubled me to picture Ex-Fed and Britney discussing the planning of their family. However, it's about the boys (for once it's not about me), and a mom telling a child that they were a mistake seems about as painful a thing a parent could say. Hell, my mom only hinted at it and I'm still traumatized (oh, I guess it was kind of about me). I would have to say that those boys are the best mistake she's ever made, and that's saying something.
Inside Kevin's Secret Custody File- Somebody let Ex-Fed have his very own file? Does he get to carry it in court and look important? I wonder if it makes him look like a grownup. Also, how can his custody file be a secret if we know about it?
She makes out with men in front of the boys- Not a man. Not made out. Men, as in multiple, and makes, as in this is still going on. I bet she's making out with men (well maybe not, wait for the next cover) right now. Regardless, this doesn't send a very good message to the boys. The men, on the other hand, seem to be getting mixed signals.
She refuses to change their diapers- It's not like anyone enjoys it, but suck it up Brit. If she can use a thousand dollar dress to pick-up dog crap, then she should be able to use her dirty old hands to change the Huggies. She strikes me as the kind of person that would change a diaper in the Wal*Mart parking lot and then leave it festering in the cart.
Puts whitening strips on their teeth- Why does it not surprise me that she has no problem with their little nether regions being stinky and dirty, but insists on their teeth being bright? Hey, it works (worked) for her! They may not have teeth that required whitening if soda wasn't a major part of their daily intake.
& More- NO! Please. I can't take any more.

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