Kerry Katona, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Lap-Dancers

HerBadMother — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Actually, Kerry draws the line at lap-dancing. Because, you know, that shit's crass. But topless glamour modelling? What's wrong with that?

Nothing, if you ask Kerry. After all, she did it: 'Mummy got her tits out for a living. But they were good tits in those days - they might be a bit saggy now.' But if one of her daughters wanted to be a lap dancer, that would be too much: "if (she) said she wanted to be a lap dancer, I wouldn't agree to it." Oh, good.

So there you go. As long as your tits aren't saggy, why not put them display? And if you do, or did, put them on display, it would just be hypocritical to tell your daughters not to do so, too. Right? Of course, it would then be similarly hypocritical to tell your daughters to not, say, do drugs, or talk about their sex lives publicly, but why split hairs? The point is, Kerry's got boundaries. And if that boundary lies somewhere between posing naked and simulated sex on some perv's lap, who are we to quibble?

Kerry Katona and Family Held Captive by Gang Wielding Weapons

Whit Honea — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Kerry Katona, singer, her husband, Mark Croft, and their baby, Heidi, were held prisoner in their own home by three masked burglars. The men were armed with a sledgehammer, a crowbar and a knife.

Apparently, they locked Kerry and Heidi in a room around midnight while they made Mark take them through the house, which is in Wilmslow, Cheshire in England. After the thieves took what they wanted, including the car, they left the three of them in the room. The family was able to escape, unharmed, shortly after.

Authorities stated that the family was "extremely alarmed." Really? Extremely? It scared me and I'm in California. I don't care if the guys were wielding pieces from the trailer park version of Clue or had bombs strapped to their bellies. Intrusion and the safety of ones family, especially a child, that stuff tends to be alarming. Extremely. Glad they're okay.

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Kerry Katona, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Lap-Dancers

Kerry Katona and Family Held Captive by Gang Wielding Weapons