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Nick Cannon: Mariah's Gonna Have My Babies

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:20:00 GMT

Nick Cannon wants to knock up Mariah Carey. Because, you know, he "loves her more than any other girl."

Which I think is a pretty good reason to sperminate someone. If you love all the other girls less, then she's the one, right? I mean, why would you want to have babies with one of the girls that you don't love the most?

Unless, of course, what his brother meant - and his brother, obviously a grammarian, was the source of the above quote - was that Nick Cannon is the girl who loves Mariah Carey the most. In which case, spermination might be a problem.

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Remember a couple of weeks ago Mariah Carey said she wasn't going to have kids because she didn't want to feel violated and that you have to try and stay pretty - because as we moms know, you get clobbered with a big ugly stick once you have a baby. Anyway, that's all changed now that Mariah is married. There's baby news!

Mariah and Nick Cannon were married 5 minutes after they met 10 minutes ago - okay slight exaggeration but not by much. One minute the pop diva is single, the next she's married, tattooed with Mrs. Cannon (oh better hope they're forever and ever) on her neck and having his baby - or about to.

Here's what Mariah told PEOPLE:

Nick on their whirlwind affair: “It was a love-at-first-sight thing. Since we’ve been together, we’ve been inseparable.”

Mariah on how friends knew they were getting serious: “One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my (”Mrs. Cannon”) tattoo wasn’t surprised. To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They’re forever and ever.”

Nick on their connection: “From the first time we sat down to discuss the video at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we connected. … I was able to be myself with her. We are both eternally 12 years old.”

Mariah on plans to have kids: “It’s part of the whole purpose of getting married. I’d just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could.”

All seems a bit rushed to me. This is sort of telling: "We are both eternally 12 years old." Best wait to have kids then!

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HerBadMother — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:18:00 GMT

That wedding rumor about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon that we were hearing about yesterday? It's been confirmed by Cannon's family.

E! Online reports:

Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married

"Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."

Linda Cannon wouldn't confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey's new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.

"I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him."

No word yet on whether this wedding - like that between Beyonce and Jay-Z last month - had any elements of, erm, shotgunnyness, but you know that everybody's wondering. Mariah's gone on record as saying she's not ready for kids, but still. Quicky love and marriage, on the the down-low? Often followed by a baby carriage.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Married...and Expecting?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:07:00 GMT

Rumors are swirling that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were married on Wednesday in a small ceremony on an island. Of course, the impulsive nuptials could only mean one thing, right? Mariah is pregnant. Either that or they just decided to have an impulsive, small wedding ceremony on an island. But don't rain on my parade, people.

The two have been dating since rapper-actor Cannon, 27, directed Carey's video for her single "Bye Bye" in March. Mariah, 38, sparked engagement rumors last week when she was seen flashing a hugh rock on her left ring finger.

Adding fuel to the fire are a series of cryptic updates that Carey's nephew, Shawn McDonald posted to his Facebook page earlier in the week:

4/27 – Shawn is going to the Bahamas for a week early tuesday AM.

4/28– Shawn is looking forward to this week, but quite curious as to how things will shake out next week...

4/30 – Shawn is a witness.

If the marriage rumors are true, the quickie nature of the ceremony would be out of character for Carey who was previously wed to music mogul Tommy Mottolla in a huge lavish ceremony.

See, I told you she was pregnant.

[photo: Ok!Magazine.com]

Mariah Carey Probably Won't Get Knocked Up

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Mariah Carey was interviewed by OK! Magazine and asked if she was ready to have kids - and her answer was rather interesting. By interesting, I mean weird.

Here's what she had to say about the subject:

"It’s hard to have kids in this world. I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.
“For now, I enjoy my dog Jack’s company. It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby.
“I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am. You gotta take care of yourself," she said. "You have to try and stay pretty, you know." Yes, because once you have kids you know what happens - the big ugly stick comes down and that's it, you're doomed - no more pretty after kids. Is she for real?

And having a baby is violating? Well sure, I guess - squeezing a 9 pound human out of a... well you know. I think she's a ~~total diva wench~~ bit odd though. Plus, anyone who's super anal about germs, probably isn't ready to have a child - because children are walking, living, breathing petry dishes. Mariah mentioned she's a bit fanatical, saying, "My life is bizarrely healthy in some ways. I have to be overly aware of people holding the microphones. Singers who are tuned into that know that if someone touches your microphone you have to sterilise it.”

Again, see? Slightly obsessive. Plus, seriously, I just can't picture a woman, who's 38-years-old (it's true Mariah, you're NOT 18 anymore), who has a shrine to Hello Kitty, being a parent. Mariah - stick to dogs.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:06:00 GMT

Is songstress Mariah Carey pregnant? Fortunately no - Mariah can barely dress herself appropriately even though she's pushing 40, so I can't even imagine her as a mother. You think JLo's a diva mom? Ha, I bet Mariah would put her to shame! Plus she's said she's not ready for kids at this stage in her life. Whew!

Mariah gave a glimpse into her thoughts on motherhood on satellite radio show Yo on E!: "Obviously, having a kid is a commitment for life. I really would have to be very, very positive that I was in a place where I could completely focus and put everything into the job of being someone's mommy, because it's hard enough to have a puppy." Pfftt, like she looks after her puppy. She's got puppy nannies - can you even imagine Ms.Carey cleaning up dog poop? Right.

Carey has been dating record producer Mark Sudack since 2003, is not quite ready to settle down and start a family, instead, she prefers to focus on her career. E=MC2, her 11th studio album is due out April 15 and her first single, Touch My Body is doing well - I guess.

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