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Britney Will Be A Hot Cougar In Ten Years!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Wowza! You think Britney Spears is hot now? You haven't seen anything yet!

Photos after the jump

Age Progression Artists have simulated photos of Brit at age 36 and age 46 and she's looking hot. By hot, I mean hot mess. We obviously don't know exactly how the fallen popstar will look in 10 or 20 years BUT based on her poor eating habits, hard partying, frequent trips to Starbucks, smoking and drinking, it's not a far stretch.

Maybe saying she'll be considered a hot cougar is a reach. A reeeaally long reach. Enjoy the photos - hopefully your retinas don't burn out of your eye sockets.

The "dark haired" photo is Britney at 36 and the "blonde" is Spears at 46.

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Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

Britney Wears A Dead Cat

Sassy Smith — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Britney shopped and then dined out with Daddy Spears over the weekend and as usual, she had a style all her own. I'm not sure if it's actually a dead cat she's wearing, but it certainly matches her dead rat weave. Oh snap.

More pics and video after the jump!

Another "as usual," it was a media circus, paps all swarming to get the perfect shot of Britney's, ah, something. Spears was decked out in cheap, gawdy satin and that black furry thing I'm assuming was some sort of jacket and what looks like a big ol' wad of gum in her open mouth. Class just oozes from her.

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Britney Saw Her Boys Y'all!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Britney Spears has visited with her boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17-months, earlier today!

According to People, the two tots left their dad, Kevin Federline's home Saturday morning and were put in their car seats and were then driven by Federline's bodyguard to Brit's Studio City home. This marks the first time Spears has seen her kids since January 3. Oh damn, I feel a little pang of happiness for her. Okay, Brit don't mess it up!

An insider said: "The real hero was [Spears' father] Jamie. He has taken charge, and she has visitation again." Daddy Spears to the rescue!

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Britney Gets To See Her Kids!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:26:00 GMT

Britney Spears has won back visitation with her boys - with conditions. Lawyers for both parties have worked out a deal that everyone agrees with. Brit must visit her sons in a "therapeutic setting." Commissioner Scott Gorden has signed off on the agreement.

Both sides had agreed in theory about what they wanted to happen but neither could come to a firm deal last Tuesday. Kevin Federline wants his ex wife to have contact with their boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Let's hope Britney gets her act together and is serious about making this work - for the sake of her tots.

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Britney Thinks Her Boys Are Dolls

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Britney Can't Sh*t In Private

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:07:00 GMT

What's worse than taking a dump in a public bathroom? Having someone standing RIGHT THERE while you're, um, busy. That's Britney's life now - girlfriend can't even pee or poo in private.

Daddy Spears has his troubled daughter under a close watchful eye. Her new lawyer (?) claims she's a "hostage" in her own home and is even followed to public restrooms by bodyguards when she's allowed out. I sure don't envy her, or worse, the bodyguards.

It's a bit confusing as to the ins and outs of what Britney is actually allowed to do. She can't drive but can teach kids dance moves to the tune of Madonna songs. She can have her boyfriend Adnan over but can't pee alone when out. She can shop with her mother, eat dinner out with her father but can't see her kids. She can eat Cheetos until she explodes but can't seem to get a proper head of hair. All sounds complicated.

The New York Post gives some details about her recent outing with her dad:

The group sat at a table to eat, but Spears hardly touched her lobster burger, preferring butter-fried frites and Tater Tots. When she got restless, her bodyguards, stationed at several places throughout the eatery, jumped into action. "She continuously got up from the table to go to the bathroom or hang out at the bar and smoke a cigarette," our spy said. "Bodyguards followed her to the bathroom and bar." Another snitch who saw Spears leave noted, "She took a coffee cup from the restaurant with her." Gawd, she's stealing again?

Why not just put the woman on a leash and an electric collar? When she gets out of line, zap her. OMG - that was hurtful. Wait. I'm over it.

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Britney Thinks Her Boys Are Dolls

Sassy Smith — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears apparently thinks of her sons, Sean Preston, and Jayden James, as dolls. Spears has had alot going on in her life in the past several weeks - a hostage standoff with authorities, two hospital stays in the pysch ward, reported drug use, losing custody of her boys, yet Brit can't grasp why she can't just have her sons back.

According to pagesix:

Though she is no longer committed to a psych ward, Britney Spears' mental health has continued to get worse, according to those closest to her. Mom Lynne Spears has told former son-in-law Kevin Federline that Britney acts like a small child, cannot comprehend any of what's going on and talks about sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, like they are toys. "She is like a little girl with dolls," says a family insider, "and does not understand why she can't have them back." According to the insider, Kevin is adamant that Britney not see their kids right now, and the law is on his side. "He will not allow the boys to be hurt by her anymore," the source continues. "Kevin does not want her to see them until she agrees to get more help."

Kevin has recently had a change of heart about his ex wife seeing the boys providing her mom Lynne is there. That has yet to happen. Britster needs to get her sh*t together so her boys can have their mom back - they need to have a mother that is well.

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PETA: Britney Is A Mad Cow!

Britney's Got A New Job!

K'Fed Gets Punched In The Face!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:34:00 GMT

Who punched Kevin Federline in the face? Why? Was it Britney?

Video clip after the jump!

Relax, our newly "sharp dressed man" had another guest appearance on One Tree Hill (the show that noone watches?) and his character "Jason" gets socked with a fist to his mug. Pretty intense stuff.

I smell an Oscar!

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PETA: Britney Is A Mad Cow!

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Okay, so - this? Is just stupid. And a desperate ploy on the part of PETA to exploit the whole Britney-trainwreck-gravy-train thing, if you ask me.

PETA has, apparently, just released a letter stating that her, um, "crazies" might be the direct result of too many burgers and frappuccinos. You know, because lactose intolerance and meat parasites can worsen schizophrenia and bipolar disorders. Which, okay, but? Nobody has actually determined that she is, in fact, schizophrenic or bipolar. And I'm betting that if you took away those frappuccinos, she'd just go crazier.

It's like, you know, the PETA people all sat down one day and asked themselves, how can we make this Britney disaster work for us? And somebody said, we can't rag on her for wearing fur or leather, because she only wears ripped-up polyester and those ugly brown pleather boots. And then someone else asked whether any Muppets were harmed in the making of her hot pink wig, but everyone was all, nah, doubt it. Then someone said, HEY! Whaddabout those frappuccinos? Maybe the dairy in those frappuccinos is making her crazy??? Maybe she has mad cow disease??? Imagine the headlines!!! Somebody call research!

And the rest is history.

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Are Britney And Adnan Married?

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:23:00 GMT

We speculated about this weeks ago, and then kinda gave it up for dead, but it appears that the Britney-Adnan marriage rumor might have some legs.

We said, way back in January, that a Mexican wedding between the world's favorite trainwreck and her paparazzo beau was an interesting possibility, but unlikely because of the small detail that Adnan was, you know, still married to someone else. But Star Magazine is running fresh with this rumor, and has even put it on its upcoming cover. Their take? So what if he was married - "anything goes in Britney's mad, mad world!"

Gatecrasher spoke directly to Star editors, and insists that there's actual evidence to support the story:

The glossy says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.

Star ed Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."

More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes.

Wow. Illicit weddings *and* divorce bribery! Sounds right up Britney's alley...

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Britney's Got A New Job!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Britney's got a new job y'all!

Remember how Brit got a makeover? Well besides workin' the hotness, she's teaching dance lessons - sort of.

Spears was at the Millennium Studio again - to ~~work it like a street walker~~ dance. There were some kids there taking a dance class and Brit decided to put on Madonna tunes and show the kiddies some moves. By moves, it may have meant twirling around a stripper pole, not 100% sure and that would be highly inappropriate, so hopefully Britney was just showing them how to do a little tap dancing and lip syncing.

A source dished: “She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.” Brit loved it so much that she may make a regular thing out of it."

I'm not sure the poptart is the best person to be teaching kids anything but a girl's gotta work. And let's face it, she's a fantastic ~~stripper~~ dancer. Parents, ~~lock~~ sign your kids up.

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In Which K-Fed Demonstrates His Paternal Goodness, Yet Again, Thereby Heralding The End Of Days

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline - KEVIN FACKING FEDERLINE - keeps demonstrating that he is a caring, considerate parent and it is FREAKING ME OUT. I mean, who'da thunk?

Apparently, he's been working pretty hard to make sure that Britney gets some visiting time with the boys, by consulting with her mother and trying to arrange for supervised time between Britney, grandma and the boys while he's off at NY fashion week.

Sources say that K-Fed hopes that Lynne can bring Britney back to her senses, so that the singer can enjoy some time with her kids.

"K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney round to see sense so that she can have some face time with her kids," News of the World quoted a source as saying.

"He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she'll always love those two kids with all her heart," the source added.

So, Kevin Federline is one of the few people in the whole world who is being entirely reasonable about Britney and who is actively trying to see her set straight so that she get back to being a mom? When does the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse show up?

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT

You know how alot of women, as they mature, learn how to make fashion work for them? They know what looks nice on their body, what outfit compliments them, learns how to mix classiness and style. Britney's makeover just keeps getting better. By better, I mean, beware.

PICS AFTER THE JUMP

Brit was at the dance studio again - I guess to dance? Her outfit consists of an inside out, backwards shirt, no bra, those ugly, torn (even more now) fishnets, fugly and smelly (I'm assuming) brown boots panties over her fishnets (and a pair under her fishnets),chewed fingernails and a smoke in hand. She epitomizes class.

I think no other words are needed.

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K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

Very scary picture after the jump!

Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Wow, I can't even believe what I'm about to write:

Kevin Federline looks sorta, kinda, hot-ish. Someone slap my face! I'm shocked at even myself. Perhaps it was the overload of chocolate milk I drank earlier that is affecting my vision and thinking.

K'Fed was invited by Marc Jacobs to his Fashion Week runway show Friday night and gave him the new suit to don. Even though I'm not crazy about Federline's faux hawk, he does look like a sharp dressed man. Perhaps Britney could get some fashion advice from her ex.

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Britney's Man: Male Enhancement Test Subject

Sassy Smith — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Nothing spells 'romance' like 'male enhancement' test products. And that's probably why Britney is so hot for Adnan! Reportedly Mr. Ghalib is on a test panel for SexHealthReview.com. Yes, a site that tests and/or reviews those said male enhancement products. As in length and girth? Stamina? Performance? All of the above?

I guess this means that Adnan is well "enhanced?" Dang y'all! His profile reads:

"I work in 'the' industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide."

Sexy stuff! Adnan experiments with his junk trunk and Brit reaps the benefits. She sure knows how to pick 'em!

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This is the Oddest Britney Spears Story Ever

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Have you told your children not to talk to strangers? Might want to add, "Do not talk to Britney Spears" onto that. The confused/bipolar/sometimes-British popstar showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school claiming that she was there to pick up someone else's kids. According to an eyewitness, the "scantily clad" Spears parked her car outside school just before 3pm dismissal and passed the time smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for school to let out.

The witness, who approached Spears to see if she was okay, said she appeared rambling and confused. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”

As news of the popstar's presence spread, some of the kids were "freaked out" and adults quickly directed Spears to a back entrance. After the mystery children never materialized, Brit got in her car to leave but not before making one more bizarre move. She told the female eyewitness, "You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends."

This is the saddest story I've read about Spears in a long time. Is anyone going to get this girl some help? After all, she started off stealing cigarette lighters, then moved on to husbands – could stealing kids be far behind?

Britney Slapped With Restraining Order!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been ordered to stay at least 100 feet from her ex, Kevin Federline. Reports are that an "emergency protective order" was issued after all of the insanity last week. The order was issued by the LAPD to apparently "stabilize the situation."

Kev's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan confirmed that the order was enforced for five business days - ending today. The attorney didn't state whether or not it would be extended.

An LAPD rep said, "it's issued by officers when there's the possibility of imminent and immediate danger to the victim."

It just never stops does it? Bring on the crazy train!

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Britney Spears Almost Misses Deposition, Is An Idiot

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

All those in favor of Britney Spears losing custody of her kids raise your hands. Wow - that's 7,324,980 more than bought Blackout.

Spears was given one final chance today to redeem herself in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, after blowing off a court-ordered deposition yesterday. And what does she do? Shows up 90-minutes late, strutting into the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, wearing a fuschia halter dress and Christian Louboutin heels. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but when the book is an arrogant poptart acting like an disrespectful imbecile I say she's fair game.

Apparently no deposing took place, as Kaplan called a press conference earlier today to say that the deposition had been postponed. That should give Britney some time to figure out another way to shoot herself in the (Louboutin-clad) foot.

Britney Spears Going to Jail?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Is poptart Britney Spears headed to jail? It's a possibility...perhaps slim, but it could happen.

According to OK! magazine, sources have said Spears is scheduled to be deposed next week, by Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Brit has repeatedly blown off previous depositions, nearly half a dozen and some insiders are predicting that the troubled mom of 2, will probably be a no show again.

A legal source said, "She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show."

"That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility." More than likely, K'Fed's team may ask the court to impose monetary sanctions on Britney, who is reportedly already paying her ex's legal fees.

Attorneys for the battling parents of Sean Preston and Jayden James are due back in court in February and the final custody hearing is slated for April 9. It'd be nice if this trainwreck got back on track.

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Britney Spears Wants To Marry Sam Lufti - Refuses Pre-Nup

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not heeding lawyer's advice to get a pre-nup as sources claim she wants to marry cling on Sam Lufti (didn't they elope?).

Her lawyers "begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening" a source told Star Magazine.

Federline, who did sign a pre-nuptial before marrying Britney, is not happy. Federline is not comfortable having Sam near his kids, due to a bad temper that Federline has seen first hand.

"Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper," says a source. "We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he's alone with Brit."

Sam once dangerously slammed his car into another vehicle to prevent Britney from being served.

"Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She'll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it," the source adds.

Britney seems unfazed that this recent development may cost her Sean Preston and Jayden James for good.

"Britney is completely under Sam's spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything," the source told Star.

If this is true, I'm not surprised she doesn't care about losing the boys. She has yet to prove she wants them in the first place. This whole senario reminds me very much of Anna Nicole Smith -- not that Anna didn't care for her kids but she sure was controlled by men. Weird.

Kevin Federline's Lawyer Blasts Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney might be in some deep sh*t ya'll.

Mark Vincent Kaplan and K'Fed'up are not happy that Kevin's ex, Britney Spears didn't bother showing up for her Wednesday morning deposition because she was ~~busy dye jobbing her own hair~~ sick. Kaplan is to ask the court to address 'some kind of remedy' against Spears.

Kaplan said to People, "I'm not mad -I can move forward with her or without her. But there will be a request to the court to address some kind of remedy to what I see as a willful non-appearance."

"But she was in fact out later that day and night. It's not fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK. She was ordered to attend. And if there's a legitimate reason for her not to attend she would have to establish that."

Brit says that 'paparazzi harassment' keeps her from attending. Kaplan said, "All I know is that in my office there were no paparazzi." I'm sorry, but the paps don't stop Britster from getting gas, stealing or frequenting Starbucks, so I think she could make an effort to get to court to MAYBE GET HER BABIES BACK. Just sayin'.

This is the FOURTH time that the poptart has missed her deposition appointment. "This deposition was a court ordered proceeding. So it's a serious thing." Guess she was busy ELOPING.

Even though Spears is stalling and making lame excuses, Kevin's lawyer has ruled out seeking a contempt of court.

"We're not interested in punishing her. We're interested in getting the facts." To me, that seems like she just keeps getting away with this. Why not punish her? What about her precious sons? Why should Sean and Jayden have to pay the price because they have a lame mother?

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Britney Spears Is An IDIOT!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT

What is wrong with Britney Spears?

Spears was supposed to attend L.A. County Court on Wednesday at 10:00am PT, however the poptart "missed" her court deposition because she was "ill". And by ill, she obviously meant, let's get this party started ya'll!

Britster wasn't able to attend her court appointment because ~~she's a shitty mother~~ she was "sick", however, she recovered quickly and was able to go clubbin' and stay out until 2am Thursday morning. Wow, she really wants her boys back. Poor Sean and Jayden!

Brit may regret her decision not to show up for her deposition, because now she could be banned from appealing for enhanced custody of her children. Lawyers for her ex, Kevin Federline, are pissed that she blew off her court appearance but could take the time to party. Chief attorney for K'Fed, Mark Vincent Kaplan reportedly will ask Commissioner Gordon to bar Spears from asking for more custody rights.

A source was quoted, "This is the fourth time Britney has skipped the deposition. Kaplan feels she should not be allowed to go into court and ask to restore custody if she won't sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent. He could even ask for her to pay penalties, including Kevin's legal fees. Britney could even be held in contempt of court, but he doesn't plan to go there." You know, why not go there? Britney obviously needs a good slap in the head to wake her up! Does she know she's playing with HER CHILDREN'S LIVES?

Currently, Federline has temporary full custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 15 months and receives $15,000 in child support per month. Spears has 3 supervised visits a week. At this point, I think Kevin Federline deserves FULL PERMANENT custody.

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Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' 'Friend', Subpoenaed By Kevin Federline's Attorney

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Britney's hanger-on, Sam Lutfi, has been subpoenaed by Kevin Federline's lawyer. He will be questioned in January concerning the Spears/Federline custody case. A source said about Lutfi, "There is nothing to hide." Oh really?

Sam was served earlier this month for a deposition but didn't show for Friday, so it was rescheduled for January. Mark Vincent Kaplan, K'Fed's attorney, said he will seek a court order to ensure Sam shows for the session in the new year. Lufti was served a few months ago but that, apparently didn't go well.

Kaplan said of the November 7 service, "My process server asked if he was Sam Lutfi, he said yes. The subpoena was handed to him, but he wouldn't take it. So it was dropped, literally on him. But if someone refuses to take it in their hand and you drop it at their feet, they are served." Score one for camp Federline.

Kaplan has also issued a statement denying reports that Kevin is seeking more child support. "Every two months, rumors have been raised in the media that Mr. Federline's lawyers are about to go into court to get more money for child support. Persistant questions are again being raised now in the press about the timing of when that will happen. As I've said, I know where to find the courthouse and what to do when I get there. If Mr. Federline had wanted to increase child support, it would be very easy to achieve and would have been requested long before now. There has not been and is not now a request before the court for a modification of child support. Mr. Federline's purpose in bringing this action continues to be one of to be one that is based upon the best interest of the childrens as his highest priority."

There you have it. Can't wait for January and what craziness that will bring.

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