FameCrawler : martha stewart

Trista & Ryan & Those Pesky Divorce Rumors!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:38:00 GMT

How many times have we watched a Bachelor (or Bachelorette) show, see the couple get together, make promises of love, marriage, perhaps talk about children later on and then poof, it's just over? I suppose the reality of reality TV is not, uh, real? That's my guess. Once the camera's are off, the lights go down and the whirlwind of dates are over, there's no chance for a reality show couple to make it - or is there?

Well butter my butt and call me Judy! There is one marriage that's come out of reality TV and a baby too, and there's no truth to the divorce rumors for Trista and her firefighter hunk, Ryan.

Trista tells MomLogic.com, "There is no validity to the rumors on the internet insinuating that Ryan and I are divorcing. We are perfectly, 100% happy, and divorce has never been a topic of conversation and never will be."

That's what I like to hear, a woman who is sure of herself! And damn those pesky internet rumors.

Trista and Ryan have a 'cute as a button' son Maxwell, born last July. He looks just like his daddy. Nice to see a "Hollywood-ish" couple staying together.

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Get Real: Is There A Trista And Ryan Sutter Divorce Ahead?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:52:00 GMT

Just as word was getting out about Trista and Ryan Sutter's new reality show, comes rumor that the two are about to divorce.

The couple, who met on the reality TV show The Bachelorette, wed in 2003 and have a son Maxwell, 10 months.Trista recently revealed that they were trying to have another child. “It took us two years to get pregnant with Max,” she said. “It’s okay if it takes us that long again, but we’d rather have them closer in age. We’ll see!”

Doesn't sound like a couple headed for splitsville, but then again I already bought George Clooney and Sarah Larson a wedding gift.

The Sutter's reality show, which is reportedly being developed with Martha Stewart, is still in the planning stages.“The details are still being hashed out, but it has to do with fixing up houses,” Life and Style magazine reports.

If things don't work out with Martha I'm sure E! is already working on a reality show built around Ryan and Trista's custody battle for little Mawell.

Martha Stewart Slobbers On Halle's Babydaddy

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT

There's no question that Gabriel Aubry - the comely fellow who impregnated Halle Berry - is hot. He's a bit overtly metrosexual for my tastes, but still, the general hotness is undeniable. That said, I was a little skeeved by the image of Martha Stewart ogling his rear end in the new Macy's commercial.

Not as skeeved as I was by Mariah Carey prancing about pretending to be a perfume girl, or Donald Trump being Donald Trump, but nonetheless skeeved. I mean, Martha Stewart is about as asexual as they come, and Aubry, although hot, is more hot in the manner of a particularly well-sculpted Macy's mannequin than he is in the manner of anything red-blooded. So, it's like a cyborg ogling a giant Ken doll.

*Shudder*

Check it out, if you dare:

Check the Mariah version - in which Martha grooves, or tries to, to Carlos Santana - again, if you dare:

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Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

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Britney Allows Strange Man to Snort Cocaine Off Her Chest

Karen — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:35:00 GMT

The Herald Sun (Australia) is reporting that Britney Spears allegedly invited guitarist Scott Kohler and ten of his friends back to her Hollywood mansion just 2 days after losing custody of her sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Kohler had met Spears at Hyde and "joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed."

Kohler, 29, said Britney "seemed drunk" and alleged she also snorted cocaine, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.

He added to In Touch Weekly magazine: "She was in a great mood. She didn't have a care in the world."

"I watched Britney let a guy do a line of coke off her chest," says LA musician Scott Kohler — who was at Britney's house until the sun came up on October 19 — tells In Touch.

Britney's Mom Jumps Aboard the Attention-Whore Train

Karen — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:04:00 GMT

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Lynne Spears has announced she is putting Britney's problems on the back burner while she writes another book. This time it's an autobiography about how she has groomed her daughters, Britney, 25 and Jamie-Lynne, 16, into big Hollywood stars.

FANTASTIC.

Instead of helping her oldest daughter get her shit together, this money grabbing mother of two continues to whore out her kids in order to make money. Sure, she has written books before, both with Britney: Britney Spears' Heart to Heart in 2000 and A Mother’s Gift in 2003, but telling the world about your own experiences in raising superstar children instead of ensuring their mental health is alright? She's not a mother - she's an idiot.

Where is Britney's father through all this?

If Famecrawler Was a Rag Mag

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Writing about celebrities can be a bit of a competition, especially between websites. I won't say who's writing the most sensationalistic headlines, but if Famecrawler were doing such a thing, I'm sure these very real posts would have entirely different titles:

Miley Cyrus Talks Candidly About Her BABY!?!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Lead Singer Anthony Keidis Gives Birth To a BEAR!?!?!?!

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her BABY News, Sells Out Concerts!?!?!?!?

Angelina Gets Dumped on Her Skinny Ass?!?!?!

Angelina and Brad Adopt a Really Ugly Baby!?!?!?!

The Witch is Pregnant!!!!!!!??!

Britney Dances On Bar, For Job!?!?!? NUDE PHOTOS!!!!?!?!

Jennifer Garner's Facial Reconstruction!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!?!?!

Harry Potter Author, J.K. Rowling Has Great Tits!!!!! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Jennifer Garner Flashes The Cameras!!!?! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Donald Trump Lashes Out at Charitable Celebrities!!!!???!!! Nude....Nevermind.

Violet Affleck Stuffs Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong!?!?!?!?! Nude Photos?!?!?!

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Get Naked TOGETHER and roll around in Jello?!! Nude Photos???!!!

Uma Thurman TOPLESS AND NAKED?!?!?!?! Naked MEANS NUDE!!!?!

Britney Spears Leaks All Over The Place!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!

Martha Stewart Injects Her Daughter With Sperm Everyday!!!?!?!! Ew, I'm SO NOT GOING THERE.

Britney Spears Leaked Sex Tape Shuts Down Internet!?!?!?! Somebody stab me in the visual part of my brain, please.

See the key is to throw question marks in there and you can say pretty much anything you want. Oh and say Nude Photos After Everything. Except Britney Spears, because dude, NOBODY wants to see that.

The Duchess of York Wants to Help Britney But Makes NO SENSE

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:29:00 GMT

Talk about the blind leading the blind. Fergie recently told US TV that she wants to help Britney Spears. "I would love to talk to Britney. I really feel sorry for her. I want to tell her, 'It's OK'. I would love to talk to Britney, because she - I just want to help her," Fergie babbled.

"I really feel sorry for her. She's had a bad time and I really want to reach out to her, and I'm going to do that today."

Asked what she would say if she met Britney, the Duchess said: "'It's OK'." She explained: "If she says, 'No, I've got regrets...' [I'd just say] 'No, It's OK'. Don't let yesterday or tomorrow rob you of the present.

"It's OK right now, now let's find a solution. Let's build together and work together."
Realising how seriously she was taking the pretend conversation, she burst out laughing and told her interviewer: "Sorry, I suddenly thought you were Britney then!"

I have no words. Okay, maybe a few.

What the hell?

Famecrawler: Stories You Loved and Hated

Karen — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Either way, Famecrawler editors are more than happy to highlight some of the celebricrap that has transpired of late:

- Oscar De La Hoya was caught in fishnet stockings, and we have the pics to prove it. Or do we? There were rumours of Photoshop at work!

- Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica was on Oprah and released a cookbook that is a hit with parents, but will kids eat cookies with mashed veggies in them?

- Catherine wants to smack Elizabeth Hasslebeck upside the head. I'm right behind you Catherine, I even dug my Doc Martens out of the basement. When this loudmouth takes maternity leave, why don't they just replace her with Ann Coulter, or better yet, Bill Maher?

- J-Lo pulled a publicity stunt that made us all wonder why she bothered. It's not like anyone cares if she's pregnant with twins. The whole secrecy thing was overdone and I'm pretty sure we've all lost interest but her charade was good for a few laughs.

- The fact that Martha Stewart pays $28,000 a MONTH to get her daughter knocked up? Creepy!

- Disney's Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus came clean on pregnancy and street cred.

- Britney Spears has been in our headlines constantly, but her constant leakage has been popular. Check out this hilarious parody video that Sweatpants Mom posted! Oh baby, not that kind of leakage, though she's definitely shown us some of that. No no kids, I mean the songs, the video and most importantly, the UNCUT version. With boobies! Here's 12 reasons NOT to bother buying the album though. You're welcome. If that's not enough, there is always her sex tape!

Martha Stewart Spends $28,000/Month To Get Her Daughter Pregnant

Karen — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:11:00 GMT

Alexis Stewart is just as crafty as mom when it comes to trying to have a baby. No, she's not paying men to date her daughter.

She demonstrated all the things involved in IVF to Oprah yesterday, including stabbing herself with a needle on camera. When asked if Mama Stewart helps with the bills, she was very honest in saying "I'm very lucky."

And while Martha is footing the bill to knock up her 42 year old daughter, even Martha says Alexis was "silly for waiting."