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Tiger Woods Is Back, Yo

trix — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:33:00 GMT

Don't call it a comeback, he's been here for years.

Tiger Woods played golf yesterday for the first time in 8 months and he, nailed it. He played golf in Marana, AZ at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club. It's a beautiful course, my mother-in-law lives right down the street and I've jogged past it many times.

Tiger said during his recovery, he learned something about himself. He learned patience. It's called having a toddler and a pregnant wife, you learn patience quickly.

The swing was still pure and the shots still amazing.

Hold on to your seats folks, Tiger's back.

P.S. My father-in-law is the Mayor of Marana.

Tiger Woods is Trading Diapers for Divots

Update: Tiger Woods' Son's Name & Personal Message!

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Peter Andre to Adopt?

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:22:00 GMT

Peter Andre and Jordan, aka Katie Price, have a pretty good thing going. Fame, money, family, ~~talent~~, boobs, basically the whole package. However, there is something that Andre and his respective sauce haven't done and it's leaving a bit of a hole in his heart.

Actually, it's a rather serious and sweet thing that he's talking about, so forget I was making fun of him in the above paragraph. He wants to adopt Harvey. Harvey is Katie's son from a previous whatever it was, but Peter has been raising him as his own. He would love for that to be official.

Says Andre, "I'd love to adopt Harvey. If I was allowed, I would love to. It's a big process and not that easy. It's something I would definitely love to achieve in the next couple of years.

"He IS my son - he's mine."

Maybe that Dad of the Year award went to the right guy after all.

As an added bonus, please enjoy the following video of the couple performing a cover of Disney's "A Whole New World."

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Peter Andre and Daddies Sauce: He's a Winner

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:02:00 GMT

This just in (like three days ago, but there were so many jokes it needed to settle), Peter Andre was recently voted the U.K.'s Dad of the Year by 2,000 moms. No, that's not the joke, although I would be interested in seeing Andre and America's Dad of the Year, Mr. K. Fed, go at it for the free world title. Maybe a pseudo-celebrity death match?

No, the humor is in the company that sponsors said voting by 2,000 ~~insane women~~ moms- Daddies Sauce. Yes, Daddies Sauce, as in Daddies brand sauce, or, if you're immature like me, baby batter. This from the country that brought us Spotted Dick in the can. I think I want a job writing menus for British pubs. The possibilities are endless.