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Womb With a 'View': Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:05:00 GMT

The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced on this morning's show that she is expecting her third child. "I'm pregnant again!” she said. "I'm due in August. I'll try to pop this one out before we leave [on summer hiatus], Barbara."

Hasselbeck and her husband Tim are already parents to daughter Grace, 3, and son Taylor Thomas, 14 months.

"We were thoroughly happy with the surprise of it," she said. "I didn't even know for two months." The conservative Hasselbeck, who often spars with her liberal co-hosts, says she mistakenly thought she was just tired from the excitement surrounding the election, but "No – I was knocked up and didn’t realize it!"

Congratulations Elisabeth! If it's a boy, how about naming it Barack?

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Hasselbeck Baby On View

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, fresh off of maternity leave, brought her new son to sit in as a guest host on her first day back at The View today.

Two-month old Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck (undeniably adorable, I have to admit) joined mom and co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd. "I thought I'd bring a little testosterone to the table today," said Hasselbeck. "He's huge," she gushed. "He's almost like 12 pounds, I think. He's just constantly on me. I call myself the Dairy Queen."

Nice. Like I needed to hear about the gushing mounds that are Elisabeth Hasselbeck's boobs. Isn't there some rule for Republicans that says that they're never allowed to talk about their body parts? There should be. Somebody get Ann Coulter on that one.

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Break Out the Champagne! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to The View

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Apparently it's a very big deal that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is returning to The View on Monday after a two-month maternity leave. I'm not sure why since I've never watched the show, but I hear people are pretty excited about it; taking the day off of work to watch it, having 'Welcome Back Elisabeth' parties and inducing births so that they can say, "My baby was born on the day Elisabeth returned to The View!"

I'm totally making all of this up, of course. Who would induce birth for such a ridiculous event? It's not like when I did it, so that I could be back home in time to watch the American Idol finale.

Coulteresque Hasselbeck to Take Stupidity and Husband to Arizona: A Poll

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:35:00 GMT

The biggest difference between Ann Coulter and Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the former's adam's apple. It's definitely the biggest thing between her mouth and the holy ground she walks on. Also, Elisabeth was able to stop spewing hate long enough to get pregnant.

Hasselbeck is going to Arizona. I'm guessing Coulter will be going someplace even hotter.

The man lucky enough to get a full view 24/7 is her husband Tim Hasselbeck, a NFL quarterback who was just acquired by the Arizona Cardinals. He will be the ~~3rd~~ 4th QB this season.

I went to a game in Arizona earlier this season. Nice stadium. Good crowd. What do you think will piss them off first, Tim's arm or Elisabeth's mouth?

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The View Still Has One Big Obnoxious Loudmouth

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:07:00 GMT

To say that I was torn over the Rosie and Liz tiff, is to imply that I cared. All I know about that scene is that it involved Rosie O'Donnell, who I love, like I love getting my teeth pulled, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose husband carried my fantasy football team a couple of seasons ago.

So here's her husband, Matt... wait, she's married to Tim Hasselbeck? That guy has never done squat for my team.

So here's Tim and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, photographed at The Breeder's Cup Challenge. I don't know the rules about the breeding or the challenge, but she's pretty pregnant, don't they just get the cup?