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UPDATE--Where in the World is Matt Lauer?

trix — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:32:00 GMT

He sure wasn't at the beach with his kids. Matt Lauer was in an accident over the weekend that involved a deer and him on a bicycle.

Oh, so many jokes there.

Anyhoo, Matt was slightly hurt when a deer jumped into his path and he went over the handle bars of his bicycle.

His co-host, Meredith Viera, had some fun with it and laughed a little at Matt's expense. That's okay of course, because she knew he was not seriously injured. She said that Matt, "Thinks the deer was hired by the competition." Not true, Viera insisted. " I hired the deer, but I said, 'Just graze him.'"

She did say that Matt did displace his shoulder and will be on the mend. No word on how long he will be away from the show.

***UPDATE***

Matt actually seperated his shoulder and has to have surgery to repair it. Maybe now Meredith feels bad for making fun, will she be contrite on the show today?

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Photos: Denise Richards & Girls Skate

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Actress Denise Richards and her girls - Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 - took to the ice in Santa Monica with their skates and smiles!

More pics after the jump!

The girls were in a minor car accident recently, but were luckily unharmed.

Dad to the girls is actor Charlie Sheen, who is expecting twin boys with his wife, Brooke Mueller.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-15-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:25:00 GMT

We're running out of shopping days!

Ritchie gets bank (Perez Hilton)

Bundled Berry (Gossip Girls)

Chris Noth and family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Where are Matt and Tom? (Jezebel)

2008 & baby names (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Jail Time For Heather Locklear?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Actress Heather Locklear was arrested on September 27 for suspicion of driving under the influence in Montecito. A photog called 911 saying that Locklear was "driving erratically." She's now been formally charged by the Santa Barbara Police Department for driving under the influence of drugs. The drugs were prescription meds.

The incident occurred two months after the 47-year-old completed four weeks of treatment for anxiety and depression. She could, if convicted, face up to six months in jail.

Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter said, "Lab tests showed she had no alcohol in her system and no illegal narcotics of any kind." No word on what specific medications were taken or what amounts.

Carter added, "We believe that the prescriptions she was taking could have impaired her ability to drive a motor vehicle safely."

Heather's arraignment is slated for January 26 in Santa Barbara Superior Court.

I like her - she's one of the few celebrities that has stayed under the radar without much incident. I hope her daughter Ava is okay through all of this!

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Heather Locklear Was Arrested

Heather Locklear DUI: Cop Takes Pics With Personal Cell Phone

Sassy Smith — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Heather Locklear was pulled over last weekend for suspicion of DUI - it's since been determined that she was not drinking but seemed "disoriented" and believed to be under the influence of some sort of controlled substance. And while it's probably procedure in some cases for officers to have video and/or photos of arrests (with a dash-cam for instance), it's probably not legit for one of the arresting officers to be taking photos with a personal cell phone. Something smells bad....

According to TMZ (and the photo clearly shows), the CHP officer is snapping pics of Locklear with a cell phone before she gets handcuffed. And it could be legit had it been a department issued phone but it's not - it's the personal cell phone of the police officer.

Santa Barbara officials claim that the officer was taking photos to document the scene - for evidence purposes and also to protect the officers in the event that Locklear claims inpropriety.

Officials say that the video and photos will be turned over to the D.A's office as evidence and nothing improper was done. However, TMZ spoke with several CHP officers who say that cops should not be using their personal cell phones to snap pics especially when a celebrity is involved.

Seems fishy to me - sure, if it was a CHP issued camera, then that would be one thing, but photos taken with an officer's personal phone - not buying that it's a legit procedure!

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What Celebudad Sperminated His Second Wife?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Oh the celebrity baby boom continues! What famous daddy knocked up his second wife? I suppose you want some hints, so here are a few: This will be his fourth child - he has a grown daughter from a previous relationship, two little girls with his ex-wife, who, I'm pretty sure he hates (the ex-wife not the kids) and I believe the feeling is mutual on her part, and he once shot his (then) fiance in the arm (by accident of course), he was (is?) known for his liking to prostitutes, and he's got famous family members. What's your guess?

Find out after the jump 'cause I know you're dying to know!

Two and a Half Men star, Charlie Sheen, 42 and his new wife, Brooke Mueller are expecting their first child together. Sheen released a statement to People, saying:

"Brooke and I are thrilled! She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."

Congrats!

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Breaking News: Denise Richards Calls Emergency Hearing to Remove Children from Charlie Sheen's Home

Girl, You Know It's True-You're Cancelled

trix — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:28:00 GMT

14:56 and counting, Denise Richards is on her way out. Her show Denise Richards: It's Complicated is almost done. The E! Network is considering pulling the plug on the show because the fans have become disenchanted with Denise's potty mouth and her shenanigans.

“Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star,” a spywitness tells Star. “The numbers started out pretty good-just over 1.5 million people tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience dropped out.”

The network received a deluge of complaints about her use of the f and c bombs. They were turned off by the thought of a mother with young children using that kind of language.

I've said before that she isn't my favorite celebrity and I'll stick to that.

Denise Richards--Denied!

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Charlie Sheen Child Molester? Denise Says So!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Just when you thought things between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were settling down and perhaps the two could get along for the sake of their two young daughters - something else comes up. And that something else is pretty huge - Denise claims that Charlie molested their girls! That's a very serious allegation....

It's no secret that Denise and Charlie do not like each other - hate is probably a better suited word. And now Charlie is seeking full custody of Sam and Lola after Denise's latest stunt.

Richards had called an emergency hearing last week to try to get her ex-husband's visitation suspended - the details were kept under wraps. However, a source said of the situation, "Denise's accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie [manipulated] the kids and acted inappropriately with them. It's disgusting and totally untrue. Charlie is furious.... Denise has really pushed it too far this time."

Denise dragged Charlie into court so they could view videos of the girls acting in "strange and disturbing" ways. Charlie's lawyers had the "supposed evidence" dismissed, and then presented their own videos of the girls acting normally at his house."

The source adds, "She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated have tanked and they were threatening not to renew.

"She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."

Charlie, obviously, is furious and he's "out to prove Denise's lack of veracity and sue her in civil court for defamation. Then he'll sue for child custody.

"Sheen feels Richards had defamed him, especially after she denied sending [current wife] Brooke an e-mail in which she claims to want his sperm for another child. Richards says the e-mail is a fake. Sheen claims he has the e-mail and is getting forensic computer geeks to verify it's authenticity.

"Charlie has now been forced to take a stand and do what's best for the girls."

Neither Sheen's or Richards' reps would comment.

If it's not true that Charlie molested his daughters (he might be a cad when it comes to his sex life with adults, but no way do I believe he hurt his girls!), Denise has stooped to a new low.

Sam and Lola deserve to have both parents in their lives and to also have calm and peace!

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Breaking News: Denise Richards Calls Emergency Hearing to Remove Children from Charlie Sheen's Home

Karen — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:37:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that Denise Richards and her lawyer called an emergency hearing to have Charlie Sheen's access to their children completely restricted! What is going on over there?

From TMZ:

We're told they told the judge there's a serious issue in Charlie's home that could have an adverse impact on the kids. The issue, we're told, is psychological and Denise wants professionals to evaluate things. In the meantime, she doesn't want her kids hanging around there.

Our spies say the judge, who's sitting in for the regular judge on the case who is on vacation, put the matter off until Monday.

Hersh told TMZ outside court, "These are serious issues regarding the children. I would hope we will be graced by Charlie Sheen's presence in court on Monday -- if he takes these matters seriously regarding his children, like Denise does."

I can't imagine what is going on in Sheen's house but I do know how fierce Denise is about her kids, and rightfully so. I just hope for the kids' sake that it's a valid concern and not something superfluous that has set this crazy train in motion.

Denise Richards Topless - Video

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:07:00 GMT

I've never watched an episode of Denise Richard's reality TV show Denise Richards: It's Complicated but maybe I should. The few 30 second clips that I've viewed were enough to make me want to drive rusty nails into my eyes, they were that good. I'm wondering what kind of message she is sending her daughters? In some of the clips Denise is obsessing over her weight - she's clearly not fat, yet calls herself a fat pig, is trying to find a quick way to get "bikini ready" within a week (uh, sorry, if you look like crap in a bikini right this minute, trust me, you're not doing anything within 7 days to change that - but she doesn't look like crap, that's the thing) and blabbering on about dieting and then ends up eating icecream. Sure, she says her girls don't watch the show or aren't featured "much" in the show, but still, her behavior is questionable. Anyhoo, you want to see the topless part, so let's get on with it, shall we?

Video clips after the jump!

Watching this is sorta like when someone scrapes their fingernails down a chalkboard. Enjoy!

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Heather Locklear - Tired, Pale & Skinny

Sassy Smith — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Heather Locklear recently requested an in-depth evaluation of her meds and she voluntarily checked herself into a treatment facility for anxiety and depression. An onlooker who saw the celebrity mom, said that Locklear was dressed casually in sweats and a tee and although, "even with no makeup she was beautiful," they noted she looked "tired, pale and very skinny." However, the 46-year-old actress had her spirits lifted - she was paid a visit from a very sexy man....

....actor, Jack Wagner, 48, stopped by the Arizona facility, to see his lady love. The couple hadn't seen each other since June 19, and they spent a few hours together on Sunday, having lunch and chatting.

A source said, "He looked like he was taking care of her. It was very sweet. He made her laugh."

Besides boyfriend Jack, Heather's ex-husband, Richie Sambora has said he will stand by the mom of his daughter, Ava.

A friend said, "Heather has a few really close, trustworthy friends who are very protective and are pulling for her. What she's doing is so brave. Are some days tougher than others? Yes. But it will all be worth it when she's back to being able to really feel the joy in every day."

When will Heather be released? "Once she's feeling better," says the friend, "She'll come home."

I'm rooting for Heather - and no wonder the poor woman is anxious and depressed - when your good friend (and husband at the time) get a little too close for comfort, well, that's enough to make anyone sad! Hopefully Richie redeems himself by supporting her.

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Denise Richards - Liar Liar Pants On Fire!!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Either Denise Richards has a really crappy memory or she's a really big liar, or perhaps a bit of both. The actress, turned reality TV star, who says she's not exploiting her little girls (ya right) is also denying that she back-stabbed her once good friend Heather Locklear, by dating Heather's then husband Richie Sambora. Plus, there's that whole, 'she's got an entire zoo of animals living at her house' even though she claims she only has a few dogs and cats. Perhaps she's like Paris and forgets some in a closet now and again?

The It's Complicated E! reality show star wannabe denies cheating with Richie Sambora - she says that they began dating after Heather and Richie broke up, but close friends of Heather say that isn't so. A pal told The New York Post, "Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him.

"Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie."

The insider adds, "For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all."

Heather's spokesperson had no comment on the issue.

Denise also has a vague memory on how many pets she actually has. On her show she says she has five dogs, four cats and three pigs, but yet sources say differently.

"Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals."

Richards outright denies such claims, "I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It's such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals?" Uh, yes there is Denise, you might want to look into your city (and surronding area) bylaws!

She continues, "My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have."

I don't know if she's lying or not ~~she totally is~~ but I do know her big mouth often gets her into trouble! And even if we give her the benefit of the doubt about the time frame of dating Richie Sambora - you just don't date your friend's husband, ex or not - TACKY.

Ah well, if all else fails Denise at least has her "sex appeal and Playboy" to fall back on.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Denise Richards - she's got a lot on her plate right now, what with her new reality TV show Denise Richards: It's Complicated, raising two girls, who she may or may not be exploiting, fending off the lies that she claims her ex-husband Charlie spews and now, Playboy might be calling! Or maybe it's Denise who has Hugh on speed dial?

Let's talk about Charlie first - Denise claims she is "done" with him, yet she keeps talking about him - to the public. Seriously, does anyone care? ~~Please stop talking, both of you~~.

Richards tells AOL, "I'm at a point where I'm sick of it, and now I'll just talk because I've had three years of this. It's crazy." By "crazy," she means the "lies."

The lies, according to Denise are: Denise wanted to crash Charlie and Brooks' wedding, that she requested an early copy of his OK! wedding cover, received $40 million in the divorce settlement, and the topper - that she wanted his sperm.

"All of that is garbage. He needs to shut up. He talks about me exploiting the kids, but he's expoiting our entire situation in the public." Uh, kinda like you're doing Denise by talking about this? Oy!

"I've been through hell. On top of everything else, I lost my mother over the holidays. I'm not looking for a relationship. If one happens to come along, fantastic. But I'm fine just focusing on being with my girls and working and getting things more settled."

And now for the juicy bit - will she pose in Playboy?

"It's still a possibility. It's so iconic and fun. I think that my niche is as a sex symbol." (Excuse me, while I DIE from LAUGHING). "I'm never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?" I love it when people are stuck on themselves, awesome!

Oh Hef, Denise is calling!!!!!

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Denise Richards and Her Kitty

Karen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:33:00 GMT

You know there are a ton of jokes one could write here and if I were a lesser person I would say those things you're thinking, you dirty minded fool.

If you have watched Denise Richards: It's Complicated, you know full well that she has several pigs, dogs and a pussy or two. Meow.

Denise Richards Knocks Out Dina Lohan

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Denise Richards: It's Complicated (that name really makes me giggle) beat out Living Lohan in ratings by a hair when they ran back-to-back on Monday.

Dina Lohan recently told The View that she opened her home to cameras, "to defuse rumors about my family."

Dina's daughter, Ali has made it clear she craves fame. "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening," she has told Teen Vogue. "I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

She, along with her mother, were equally annoying on the show. Yes, I watched it.

Meanwhile, Richards has been criticized by ex husband Charlie Sheen and his ~~fiancee~~ wife Brooke Mueller for including her daughters with Sheen - Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, in her series.

"If I have my kids on my show, I'm exploiting them," the actress told Redbook. "If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands on mom- That's why it's very important to me that the girls are part of it."

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Pregnant and Getting Married: TONIGHT!

Karen — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Sheen has gotten his way and will be marrying his baby mama, Brooke Mueller TONIGHT!

"They've been busy working on having a baby," confides a pal. "They have been for a couple of months. It'd be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters."

"That's often what people do when they get married." Sheen's rep Stan Rosenfield said.

Will Denise crash the wedding though?

"They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn't know where it'll be," says the source. "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew."

As for Mueller, "They've both been sober for a long time now, and they support each other in a healthy, family-type lifestyle," says a friend. "They are so much in love."

An aside: I watched "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" the other night (for work, don't you know) and I have to say, someone has GOT to tell that poor girl it's making her look really stupid. P.S. I saw no interaction with her girls until a good 15 minutes in. It was weird that she was more concerned with impregnanting a pet pig than spending time with her kids. She's totally strange.

Charlie to Denise - I Hope You Get Cancer & Die

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen can't seem to shut their cakeholes and just try to co-parent their children in peace. Here we have another celebrity couple - albeit not together anymore - who are intent on messing up their children. Now,apparently Charlie wants Denise to get cancer and die.

Richards has been on a promotion blitz for her new "reality" show and she's been blabbering on about the email that she says she didn't write to her ex-husband's new fiance and that it's "doctored." (An expert has since reviewed the email and says it's legit).

Now Denise is claiming to the New York Post that Charlie sent her a nasty text message in regards to her text message to him about their daughter's Family Day function at her school. Sheen allegedly responded to her message with:

'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore." Denise took it especially hard because her mother recently passed away with cancer.

She said, "My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

"He missed Dad's day at the school, and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"

I'm thinking, show us the text message but that would make it seem like I care. Still, show us the message.

Denise also told the Post that she doesn't want "Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that.

"I am so over him," she says. "He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting, and he's hit an all-time low."

Does she not realize that his "prostitute-tranny sperm" helped father her two daughters? Seriously, she's insulting her girls when she says crap like that.

Of course Sheen's rep had to respond, "Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA — it is conclusive.

"The only time Charlie has spoken on TV about her, they were sound bites at red-carpet visits or during set visits," the rep said. "He has not gone on multiple TV shows this week."

Listen, I was sorta on team Sheen - yes he's had sex with hookers and the like but seemed stable. I think Denise is a questionable parent for putting her very young kids on a reality TV show (at least Charlie was against that). Now, both Denise and Charlie really need to have their heads smashed together to knock some sense into them and remember what should - or rather who should be on their priority list. That would be their two little girls.

We get it, you hate it each other, fine, that's your right. However, you have two children to parent for the next 14 or 15 years and you may want to find a way to peacefully co-exist in their lives. Trust me, they'll need it, especially being children of parents who are in the limelight.

I think we're so over these two.

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Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen Can Keep His Damn Sperm

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Denise Richards is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore. 'It' being Charlie Sheen's sperm. In fact, Richards is claiming she never asked for his manly juices in the first place.

In a now-infamous email that Richards reportedly sent to Sheen's fiancée Brooke Mueller, Richards reportedly asked for her ex-husbands sperm in order to have another child on her own. In an interview on Wednesday's Today Show, Richards is claiming that the email was fabricated and that Sheen is a big fat liar.

"That e-mail is not legitimate," Denise told Matt Lauer. "It's a doctored e-mail... I would never send an e-mail to his girlfriend." Richards also claims that the email was written during the time she was involved with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, and says, "If I wanted anyone's sperm, I would have asked for Richie's."

Just to refresh your memory, Richards stole Sambora away from her then-friend Heather Locklear.

Sheen isn't appreciating being jacked by his crazy ex-wife (sorry, just a little sperm humor there.) In a statement to Today he fires back, "Her claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes."

Ouch. These two are out for blood. Hope they don't bring their young daughters Sam and Lola into it.

Ooops - too late. Richards' reality show debuts Monday.

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Angelina Jolie and Jack Black: The Video That Rocked the World!

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:28:00 GMT

How's that for build-up? Sure, Jack Black rocks in lots of videos, but never quite like this. As we reported before Black accidentally released information into the world that had only been speculation and rumor- the fact that Angelina Jolie is indeed pregnant with twins. Indeed!

Here's the video that started it all- asuming that this isn't another "joke" by Jolie and her cast of thousands (give or take a thousand).

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Daddy Duel - Matt Lauer Wants A Rematch With Tom Cruise

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 May 2008 16:07:00 GMT

Remember when all the craziness started, back in 2005? Tom Cruise did an interview with Today Show host Matt Lauer and went off on his Scientology rant, berated people (namely Brooke Shields) for taking medications for Post-partum depression. Tommy told Matt that he "was glib, remember?" Well, the gloves are off - Matt wants a rematch.

Matt Lauer spoke with OK! magazine saying he wants to get Tom back on the show and reopen the PPD/drugs discussion again. Lauer says, "Tom is in talks with us right now to do another interview. Both of us realize we need to go back there and kind of just show that it's an episode from the past and move forward."

And what about Tom's wife Katie Holmes making an appearance? Matt says, "Perhaps, whatever the situation dictates."

Darn. I was hoping Matt and Tommy were going to get the boxing gloves out.

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Pregnant Ashlee Simpson "Sings" on Today

Whit Honea — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Holy crap, I didn't know that there could be a less talented Simpson. How do the Simpson sisters sell albums? Or movies? Or baby pictures?

Let's hope it's the hormones:

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Julia Roberts Speaks About Her Golden Globe Nomination and Going Potty

Karen — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:10:00 GMT

Julia Roberts was recently nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in Charlie Wilson's War, where she co-stars with Tom Hanks and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

"Usually the triumph of my day is everybody making it to the potty," she told Matt Lauer on the Today show this morning. "So yes, I think it's thrilling."

Roberts speaks highly of her co-stars: "Both of them are great. Philip is – he just kind of blows my mind a little bit. …Tom is probably the most honest person on screen and off screen that I've ever spent time with acting wise, he's just amazing."

On her 3 year old twins & Christmas: "just starting to figure out Christmas and the specific holiday."

On holiday traditions she will be passing down to the twins and 6 month old Henry: "It's a good food holiday in our house. So, I think, you know, the baking we do, the cookies with the icing."

Where in the World is Matt Lauer? Probably With His Kids.

Whit Honea — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Matt Lauer claims to be amongst the cheesiest of dads. That is saying something. We're quite the cheesy lot.

In a recent interview with Good Housekeeping, Matt dishes about his role as a father and the balancing act that his career requires. He claims that his favorite moment of the day is sitting down to dinner with his family.

That's my favorite time too. I love how the kids whine about their food and refuse to eat, and then my wife goes on and on about her job, having to yell in order to be heard above said whining. All the while I sit there, stone-faced and sullen, staring into the wall and enjoying a High Life. Hell yeah, dinner rules.

When asked how he relaxes he responded:

The truth is I unwind with my kids. Eighty percent of the time, I’m the one giving them baths. It’s not a chore, it’s 15 minutes of real quality time. Then the kids pick a book, and we have story time before bed. Those are the things that I look forward to the most.

What he doesn't mention is the other 20% when he gets to unwind by his own rules. He gets to surf the web, play some XBOX, watch some SportsCenter and drink all the whisky he wants. Now that's relaxing.

Who's Your Daddy Prince Harry?

BadKitty — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT

The rumor that James Hewitt is Prince Harry's real daddy is back in the "news." In a homepage story on Thursday The National Enquirer quotes a new book by Christopher Anderson, titled After Diana: William, Harry, Charles, and the Royal House of Windsor. Anderson claims that Harry wants to put this matter to rest with a DNA test. In their latest issue US Weekly also talked to Anderson, who told them that the Queen would never permit a test, just in case.

This story goes way back. The BBC has a great side by side picture of Harry and Hewitt in a story from 2002 about the paternity questions. It also has excerpts from James Hewitt's interview with The Daily Mail and another book about Diana by her police bodyguard, Ken Wharfe. Both point out that Harry was about two years old when Diana and Hewitt started banging boots, making it difficult-to-impossilbe for Hewitt to be the Baby Daddy, unless there was a threesome with Mr. Peabody in the Way Back Machine.

Everyone's big "proof" is Harry's red hair. Wharfe rebuts with the obvious, that Diana's family, the Spencers, are red heads. Ever seen her brother Charles? Red hair, blotchy skin, watery eyes. TMZ has a three-fer photo, with Hewitt, Harry and Charles, side by side.

I offer the picture above. That schnoz! Those ears! Talk about dominant Windsor Family traits. I'm guessing that Harry is legitimate, and he should be damn grateful he escaped getting his Dad's teeth, too. That said, you can be sure I'm watching Dateline tonight when Matt Lauer interviews Prince William and Prince Harry. Just in case.