Ethan Hawke Marrying Ryan Shawhughes This Weekend?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Word on the street is that Ethan Hawke will be marrying his pregnant nanny - I mean baby mama Ryan Shawhughes, this weekend. Ethan and Ryan started having an affair while he was still married to Uma Thurman. Ryan was hired to take care of the couple's two children Maya, 9, and Levon, 6. Guess Ryan really ended up "taking care" of Ethan, if you know what I mean.

I think there's one thing we can all learn from this heartbreaking tale of infidelity and broken marital trust: Always hire an ugly nanny.

[photo: JustJared.com]

I've Almost Forgiven Ethan Hawke

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Here's some pictures of Ethan Hawke dropping his kids Levon and Maya off at their mom Uma Thurman's house. Ethan looks pretty hot, even though I still think it's creepy that he left Uma to bang the nanny.

You know, whenever I hear 'the nanny' I can't help but think of that show with Fran Drescher. Not that anyone would ever leave Uma Thurman for Fran Drescher.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Ethan and his hotness.

In fact, if I wasn't already stalking Will Smith I might start stalking Ethan. Sorry - I hear stalking jokes aren't going over big with Uma these days. Probably not nanny jokes, either.

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Ethan Hawke Marrying Ryan Shawhughes This Weekend?

I've Almost Forgiven Ethan Hawke