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Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Sarah Palin has suddenly stopped wearing her wedding ring and started wearing a large bandage.

What goes on here?

Is the strain of it all getting to the Palin marriage? It would be understandable if that were the case. Between the kids, campaigning, and legal issues, they are fighting battles on many fronts and that can't leave much time for wine and roses. Maybe some Guns and Roses.

And then there is the bandage.

Polar bear attack? Was the wolf not quite dead yet? Paper cut from one of EVERY newspaper that she reads? Rope burn? Nelly fan?

Here's my theory, which is just a guess, and frankly not nearly as exciting as a moose bite: the disposal. This reeks of classic wedding ring in the garbage disposal. Nothing cuts a hand better than a dig through chicken bones and forgotten silverware.

But I'm not ruling out the moose thing.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 7-31-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Happy birthday, Dad!

Gillian Anderson still pregnant in London (Gossip Girls)

Katie Holmes and the firemen (Jezebel)

A-Rod hits back (TMZ)

The Spanish royals (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

86 Lutfi (The Superficial)

Mills is full of it (Perez Hilton)

Name Change: The Jolie-Pitt Twins

Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Did you know that Angelina Jolie had her babies? I just heard. What? I was busy. This is the Mayor of Nice holding up the birth certificates he just signed. Everybody wants to get into the act.

Anyway, little Vivienne and Knox Leon are doing their thing, already worth more money than everyone I know, collectively, and the world is a better place, but you knew that. Did you know that Knox almost wasn't?

No? Well, sit back and relax a spell. You see, it happened on one of those monogram nights, when two items were ordered from a manufacturer of kid stuffs. One was ordered with the name Vivienne, and everyone was happy. A second was ordered with the name Rex. Rex Leon Jolie-Pitt. Time stood still. Rex? Rex you say?

Don't worry. Things were done as they needed to be and the monogram has been altered to reflect the updated name of Knox.

You know, the source claims that the name was actually changed, but I'm going to offer my 1 cent here and suggest that the name was always Knox and that like everyone's favorite game of communication (or lack thereof) 'Telephone,' someone dropped the ball. I'm saving my other 1 cent for a rainy day.

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