FameCrawler : medicinal marijuana

Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed. I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna. I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy. It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple." Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke? I don't know. Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really). That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training. Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone? Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right. He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name. If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right. Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip

Photo: Celebrity Blend

Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Oh, the contact high. I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs. She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done.

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear. Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi?

Source: Life & Style