FameCrawler : menage a trois

Sean Penn, Robin Wright and Petra Nemcova in Three-Way

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Hey, horny - get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about a three-way conversation. Newly-reconciled couple Sean Penn and Robin Wright were spotted chatting with supermodel Petra Nemcova, who Penn reportedly hooked up with after he and Wright split in December.

I wonder if Robin and Sean's little act was just to seem civilized in front of their kids, but when the paparazzi turned away Robin slipped some Ex-Lax into Petra's mai-tai.

Nemcova was hosting an A-list party at Nikki Beach in Cannes to announce her latest project, a documentary about love. Looks like there's a chance of seeing Petra in a three-way after all.

[photo: OK!magazine.com]

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Tilda Swinton: Unconvential Mama

Karen — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:02:00 GMT

With winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress on the weekend, Tilda's arrangement with the man with whom she raises her children with may come under further scruntiny, and no one knows that better then her.

67 year old John Bynre and Tilda raise their 10 year old twin sons together in one house, while she also has a lover, 29 year old Sandro Kopp. Kopp joined Swinton at the Oscars, while John stayed home.

She said: "I don't have a husband. I've never been married. I have children with someone else, with whom I'm bringing up my children. And I've lived with someone else, my sweetheart, for the last three years, and maybe it's extraordinary that we're really all friends."

"What is true is that John and I live with our children and Sandro is sometimes here with us, and we travel the world together. We are all a family."

Tilda - who wore a one-sleeved black dress to the ceremony - revealed she was stunned to win.

She added: "I'm still recovering from that moment, and I have absolutely no idea what happened after that. You can tell me my dress fell off and I'd believe you!"

Byrne agrees with Tilda's summation of their unusual relationship: "We're amicably living together in the same house, under the same roof. It's extraordinary.

"We love each other too, in an extraordinary way. We have always been the best of chums and will remain the best of chums for the rest of our lives.

"We love our children and our children love us. The rest is our business."

That's all that matters in the end, isn't it?

Hasselbeck Family: Marching Ahead Of The Apocalypse

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

I'm not sure what I love most about this picture of the Hasselbeck family cruising the streets of New York: Tim Hasselbeck's phenomenally fugly sweater, the classically pinched look on Elisabeth's face, or the ancient, stooped woman who is clearly about wave her stick-like arm in the air and shout millenarian prophecies at them. Prophecies, I'm guessing, that involve fire and brimstone and Elisabeth's likely collusion with the Four Horsemen (who almost certainly have three-way face. Or four-way face. Whatever.)

Anyhoo. The girl is adorable, though I like her better in this picture, because she looks like she's heard her mother's stupid comments about three-ways and wants nothing to do with her:

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sex Expert

HerBadMother — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Why this surprises me, I'm not sure, but it does: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, apparently, can spot someone who has had a threesome from across the room.

Yesterday's episode of The View heard extensive discussion about the finer points of conducting a menage a trois, during which Elisabeth declared that she could tell which audience members had, um, experience. She pointed at specific individuals and stated that they "have three-way face."

Three-way face? Call me naive, but wouldn't it true that the only way one could identify 'three-way face' would be if they had actually seen another person's face during a three-way (or, to be rigorous about it, seen their own face during a three-way, if that three-way were conducted, say, in front of a mirror?) You know, in an actual three-way, or, perhaps, in some late-night porno binge?

Clearly, in my stubborn attachment to stereotypes, I've underestimated the sexual adventurousness of tight-assed Republican family traditionalists. I have much to learn.

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Anglina Jolie, Bai Ling and Brad Pitt: How Do You Say, Menage a Trois?

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie admits that she is sexually attracted to actress Bai Ling. Bai feels bi too. In fact, Bai has suggested that she would enjoy a manage a trois with Branglina. Hey, who wouldn't?

Says Ling, "I've always thought Brad Pitt was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!"

That would be a much better tape than this one.

Here's Bai Ling confirming the story. Hey, Bai, how many lovers do you want?

Photos: Celebutopia