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Best of FameCrawler: 9-19-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Pam Anderson Marries Fat Old Guy (Photos)

CNN Newsmaker Found Dead With Child At Side

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

Amy Poehler Crying About Everything These Days

Ryan and Redmond O'Neal Arrested for Meth Possession (Photos)

Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Sarah Palin's Tanning Bed

Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Splitting Up?

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sarah Palin Action Figure

Keira Knightley's Odd Reason For Wanting To Be Pregnant

Ben Stiller Thinks L.A. is Soft

Whit Honea — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Ben Stiller has a few regrets, but then again too few to mention. However, he does wish that he and his wife had raised their kids in NYC rather than L.A., but not for the reasons you might think.

"Raising them here is different because I was raised in New York City. It's totally different. I grew up in the Upper West Side of Manhattan in the 70s. There were... fires and riots and serial killers. It was great. My kids, its L.A., its sunny and nice. They don't have any excitement."

Um, come to my neighborhood, Ben. Kids here have a bit more excitement, Billy won a ribbon for his hog at the fair, Jane just lost a tooth, and on the corner we have a really cozy meth lab. L.A. is as exciting as you make it!

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Cindy Brady Gone Wild!

Whit Honea — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT

What the hell happened to Cindy Brady? I must have missed the episode where the Brady kids had a meth stand to save the trailerpark, but it looks like something special happened that day, and it wasn't just the wonder of carrying beans in a flashlight (I actually saw that episode of "The Brady Bunch").

Susan Olsen looks like she just rolled out of a roadie's sleeping bag. Here's her interview on JET 1079 where she's just not feeling that well. Her kid is right next to her and even helps out when he chimes in that people can pay to see his mom "drink like a pig." She puked, he got free stickers. The Bradys got nothing on that.

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Is Fergie Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Is that a baby bump or just a lovely lady lump? Either Fergie is pregnant or she just ate a blowfish.

This isn't the first time this rumor has surfaced, but this is the best picture I've seen to support the theory. In other news, Josh Duhamel is also there.

BTW, congratulations to Hana Sushi on getting an A. My parents gave me 5 bucks whenever I got one (which is why I'm broke and not so smart).

Photo: Just Jared

Fergie: NOT Pregnantous?

Fergie Needs A New OB-GYN

Tina Fey Sounds Totally Normal

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Tina Fey comes off as so absolutely down-to-earth and normal that I've been waiting for some freaky secrets to come out about her. Like maybe she brews batches of meth in her coffeepot, or forbids all of her co-stars on 30 Rock from making eye contact with her unless they spank her first.

But everything I read about her makes me think that she's just a normal, overworked parent like the rest of us. “I think my generation has been slightly tricked in that you’re really encouraged to try to have it all," Fey says. "The life of the working parent is constantly saying, ‘This is impossible,’ and then you just keep doing it.”

"I would be lying if I said there were not tears involved at home occasionally — just occasionally. Last spring, my husband was trying to joke around with me. I was saying, ‘Please stop talking. I’m trying to go to sleep,’ and he kept talking. Out of the blue — he still mentions it, that I had the most terrifying look on my face — I just went, ‘Stop it!!!’ and shoved him across the bed."

Seriously, I totally want to hang out and have coffee with this woman. I wouldn't even check the coffeepot first.

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Britney's To Do List: First Up-Get Ass & Hips Sucked Out

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a busy girl ya'll. And being a busy girl, I'm sure she has a "to do" or "check list" to refer to, since, well, she's not all that ~~smart~~ organized. Here's a brief run-down of what's top priority on her list:

1. Get ass and hips sucked out, aka, liposuction. Britney reportedly went "house hunting in Las Vegas last weekend and house hunting is code for "surgery". She's also had a minor car wreck and her airbag deployed, which we all know, means, "I had my lips plumped". Check!

2. Make up excuses as to why drug test "failed". Um, ya, that was because I ~~maybe took cocaine~~ drank alot of Starbuck frappaccinos, ~~maybe did some meth~~ ate too much Taco Bell, ~~maybe smoked some crack,~~ sucked back on an asthma inhaler because I wanted to lose weight. Didn't work but check anyway!

3. Move to NYC because, um, they have tall buildings? Britney was apparently looking at a $9 million dollar loft in the West Village so she could perhaps move there and "start over". But there's not enough paparazzi there for her liking, so I highly doubt this would ever happen. Maybe next time she could shoot for the moon. Literally. Check and not doing!

4. Stay in denial about the seriousness of losing permanent custody of children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears' lawyers are concerned that the poptart isn't that fearful that she could actually lose custody of her boys. "They fear that she isn't really worried about the battle. She believes the court is biased in Kevin's favor and is furious she has to undergo drug testing while he doesn't - so she won't play ball," says a source, according to The Sun. "But Britney won't listen and said she doesn't need a shrink." Oh yes, big check mark here!

5. Get a new manager just like mom! Britney got herself a brand new manager for her ~~non exsistant~~ raging hot career. Guess who it is? Her personal gas pumper, make sure the paps don't get too close and Starbucks fetcher, Sami Lufti! You know, the guy ~~she's probably having yucky sex with~~ who is her good friend. Mama Spears also go herself a manager since she's inked a 200 page book, slated to be released just in time for Mother's Day next year. Aww, moms and daughters, who have stabbed each other in the back, all around the world, can basque in this heartwarming story. The book has been described as, ~~how a mom raises a crazy daughter and then writes about her trashy ways to make a big profit~~ "her personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

6. Team up with X17 & Ebay to raise money for UNICEF. Granted, Britney probably doesn't even know what UNICEF is or stands for, but girl likes to get in on the action. She even signed her cd (the one in the Ebay auction) in permanent marker! Now that's givin' to charity! Last reports, said the bidding was at $7200. Brit said, "I think it's important to give back...to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere." That sounds more like something my pet rock would say. I expect things like, "Where's my weave ya'll?" or "I need my smelly brown boots Sam!" to come out of Britney's mouth. Anyway, good deed for the year done, so check!

See? Britney is busy! Don't ever doubt that she's got alot going on. And that's just her top 6 things, she's got more but she forgot what they were. Something about kids but I think it escaped her mind.

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