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Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom: ENGAGED!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Sexy Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and British hottie, actor Orlando Bloom are set to tie the knot! Kerr recently discussed her plans for babies, so perhaps they're in a hurry to get started on a family and want to be married soon? The 25-year-old denied wedding plans a few weeks ago, but that's not the case now.

According to The Sunday Telegraph, Kerr and Bloom will marry when they get a break from their work schedules.

They live together in New York and took a romantic getaway to Venice to celebrate their engagement last week.

Miranda has said about starting a family, "I've always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen."

She said when she's ready to have kids, she will walk away from the spotlight and raise her babies on a farm.

Both she and Orlando believe in clean-living ways and yoga.

Congrats on your engagement!

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Victoria's Secret Miranda Kerr: I Want Kids

Sassy Smith — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Australian model Miranda Kerr, one of Victoria's Secret Angels, spoke with Page Six magazine and said she would love to be a mom someday. And when she does have kids, she will raise them far from the glare of the spotlight.

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Kerr, 25, said, "I've always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen. My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that's where I'll be."

Miranda is currently dating Hollywood hottie, Orlando Bloom, but she was tight-lipped when it came to their relationship.

Adds Kerr, "Everyone asks me to talk about him and they get really annoyed with me when I say no. But if you want to know about him, why don't you go and ask him? I'm sorry, but that's just how it is."

Amanda is happy with the path her life has taken thus far.

She said, "In the past 22 days I've been to eight different countries. Honestly, I'm always on an airplane. I spend a lot of time on beautiful little islands, but generally it's one day here and then flying, then one day there, then fly. But I feel very grateful to have so much work, especially with the economy how it is."

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Sexy Alessandra Ambrosio's Secret

Victoria's Secret Angels Photos: Runway Sex Appeal

Sassy Smith — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Victoria's Secret Angels strutted their hot stuff on Saturday for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach. There were 35 gorgeous models and you can see some of them below! The show will air on CBS December 3.

Photos after the jump!

Heidi Klum, 35- Mom to three kids, Leni, Henry and Johan.

Angela Lindvall, 29- Mom to Sebastian and William.

Alessandra Ambrosio, 27 - Welcomed daughter Anja in August.

Isabeli Fontana, 25 - Has one son, Lucas.

Noemie Lenoir, 29 - Her son Kelyan Makélélé is 3.

Gosh, makes me want to put down the donut and get on the treadmill. *Weeping*

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Boatload Of Bikinis: Victoria's Secret Heidi & Alessandra Get Sexy

Heidi Klum & Alessandra Ambrosio: Tight Jeans & Tees Never Looked So Good

Boatload Of Bikinis: Victoria's Secret Heidi & Alessandra Get Sexy

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Heidi Klum and Alessandra Ambrosio, once again prove they're hot moms - they were on hand for a photo shoot on Friday before they took the runway Saturday for the Victoria's Secret Angels Fashion Show which will air on CBS December 3.

More photos after the jump!

Also strutting their stuff were, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima Selita Ebanks and Karolina Kurkova, along with many other VS models. They were at Dock 14 and 15 across from Fontainebleau in Miami Beach.

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Heidi Klum & Alessandra Ambrosio: Tight Jeans & Tees Never Looked So Good

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Smokin' hot celebrity moms, Heidi Klum and Alessandra Ambrosio, along with a few other models, were on hand to share their favorite holiday gift picks at the Lincoln Road store in Miami Beach. The women all wore snug-fitting jeans and sexy red tees and they all looked okay. By okay, I mean sizzlin'. By sizzlin', I mean I'm going to go eat cake now.

More pics after the jump!

All the ladies - Klum, Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr will be showing off their skimpy lingerie at the Victoria's Secret Angels Fashion Show which will air on CBS on December 3.

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Heidi Klum - Now THAT'S A Costume!

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Two Nude Supermodels: Cindy Crawford & Heidi Klum

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:03:00 GMT

It's 'take your bikini top off day while on vacation' apparently. Cindy Crawford and family are vacationing in St. Tropez and Cindy definitely rocked her 2-piece. And now, well, she's rocking her bottoms - the 42-year-old mom of two showed off her assets while sunbathing. As well, sexy Heidi Klum and her family are enjoying the rays and she didn't want pesky tan lines either. Only way to solve that problem is take off your top!

More photos after the jump!

Cindy and hubby Rande Gerber are celebrating the 20th Anniversary of Cindy's first Playboy appearance. Twenty years later, mama still looks good!

Heidi, hubby Seal and their kiddies were enjoying the sun in Italy. And the paparazzi were enjoying the view.

For the NSFW/Adult Content pics, go HERE and HERE. Have fun.

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More Moms And Bad Shoes

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:02:00 GMT

I don't know why I'm fixating on this, I really don't. Maybe it's because I'm nine months pregnant and the only shoes that I can fit my own feet into are Uggs slippers. So all these pics of celebrity moms tottering giddily about in mind-bogglingly impractical footwear (spike-heeled gladiator boots! red-suede, five-inch heeled red suede zip-up slip-ons!) are maybe pushing some buttons for me.

So this pic of Sadie Frost, ex-wife of the ever-balding Jude Law and mother to his children, teetering around in crazy-assed spike-heeled boots and tights and short-shorts? Just makes me a little bit crazy. If I could just get over my horror of excessive foot pain - and, you know, get this ginormous baby out of my belly - I could totally be a super-cool hip party mom like that. TOTALLY.

Maybe.

Or not.

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FHM's Sexiest Women In The World: Moms On Top, Moms On Bottom

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Okay, so the top-ranked 'sexiest' woman in the world, according to FHM, isn't a mom - it's Megan Fox, who I don't know from a hole in the ground (okay, Transformers, didn't see, am not thirteen year old boy, SO SUE ME) but whatever - but number 3 is (Jessica Alba). As are numbers 10 (Kate Beckinsale), 12 (Angelina) and 22 (Heidi Klum.)

Kate Hudson also makes the list, as do Liv Tyler and Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera and Madonna and Victoria Beckham and, oh, a whole bunch of other celebrity moms, which isn't surprising given that it's a list of 100 women from what really is a pretty small community (underweight but decently attractive female celebrities who have some middling sort of relevance to pop culture in 2008. And who, also, are not too, too old.) (They made an exception for Madonna, I guess, because of all those tranny-dominatrix magazine covers, and the fact that she could and would kick their asses.)

The biggest surprise: Britney is on the list. In the very last spot, at number 100, but still. One would have thought that in a year where she kept getting bad weaves and forgetting to wear pants, she'd be a shoo-in for exclusion, but, as I said, given the limited pool of candidates - they even threw Tara Reid on that list, which, really, means that they were having a tough time filling those slots - maybe it's not so surprising, after all. And it does give one hope, does it not? You can go totally batshit crazy and shave your head and live on Frappuccinos and burritos and still be considered sexy. Good to keep in mind when the PPD hits, I suppose.

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GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

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