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Valeria Mazza Has Good Jeans

Whit Honea — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Supermodel Valeria Mazza of Argentina and her husband Alejandro Gravier recently spent some quality time with their five-month-old daughter, Taina.

Guess how many kids they have...did you guess yet? Four (4). Yes, she has had four kids. What's up with supermodel genes and their incredible shrinking waistlines?

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Elle Mac.Fierce.Son(s)

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:25:00 GMT

I know. Best. Title. Ever. See, Elle Macpherson was spotted at the Apple Store with her sons. The thing wrote itself, really.

Elle and her two boys Arpad Flynn Alexander Busson and Aurelius Cy Andrea Busson did a bit of window shopping at the store in London. What? They sell Windows for Mac, I've seen it. Of course it's like putting a lawnmower engine in a Porshe, but it can be done.

Photo: Jezebel

More Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse: Claudia Schiffer Frolics Half-Naked With That Third Rock Kid

HerBadMother — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT

I don't know what's weirder about these smoking hot S&M-inspired pics of Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the current issue of GQ: that Schiffer, a mom in her late thirties, looks pretty much exactly as hot as she did as a twenty-year old Guess model, or that that kid from Third Rock From The Sun almost matches her in hotness. I mean, dude played an alien masquerading as the offspring of John Lithgow. How is it that he grew up in such a way to make himself a plausible prop for a Claudia Schiffer lap-dance?

And, also, Claudia? Frolicking in a hotel room in a sheer pink babydoll nightie? Whatever issues I might have about the term MILF, I freely and without malice admit that it can be convincingly applied to women like Claudia Schiffer.

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Heidi Klum: A Snow Safari

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:03:00 GMT

I was going to do a whole 'lions, tigers and bears' thing, but that would make that guy in the background the tiger, and unless his name is Tony it just wasn't happening.

I'm not sure which child this is that Heidi is carrying up the steps, but I'm pretty sure it's a tired one.

Photo: Jezebel

Seal and Daughter Leni In the Snow

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:00:00 GMT

I'm assuming this picture was taken on the same trip as Heidi's pictures were taken. Scooped up in Daddy's arms is the only way to travel!

How fun to get away and go skiing with the whole family!

Heidi Klum and Leni Hit the 'Bucks

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Looks like Milla Jovovich wasn't the only celebrity mom needing some Starbucks. Heidi Klum and her daughter Leni grabbed something warm, well Heidi did- Leni got some Horizon's organic milk, looks like vanilla. Yes, I take my kids to Starbucks. A lot. It's not just for moms you know, or celebrities for that matter.

What do you think of Leni's outfit?

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Things I'm Thankful For: Cindy Crawford in a Bikini

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:19:00 GMT

Seriously, that's enough. Well, maybe I'll take a water too.

Photo: Gabsmash

Milla Feels Fat, Looks Glorious

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:33:00 GMT

“I am so huge you guys!” Milla Jovovich said on her website recently. “I’ve gained almost 70 pounds in the last 4 months!” She reportedly currently tips the scales at 193lbs.

I think she's gorgeous. All round and glowy and blissed-out. Although I suppose that the above picture was taken on one of her better days; she's been spotted looking big and mean lately, which seems a bit more par for the course. Big and blissed-out I can't really relate to, but big and mean? I totally get that. That's pregnancy as I understand it. So although I'm glad that she's having her perky moments, it does my heart good to know that she's not always that way, that late pregnancy isn't always all shiny happy sunshine when you're a star, and that celebrities pack on those pounds and get good and cranky about those swolled-up feets as much as the rest of us do.

Pete Doherty Loves The Yummy Mummies And Knows How To Show It

HerBadMother — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Pete Doherty, the troubled but no doubt relentlessly charming lead singer of the band Babyshambles, seems to have a thing for edgy single moms. We're all familiar, of course, with the trials and tribulations of his on and off relationship with Kate Moss - the drug benders, the break-ups, the rehab, the reconciliations - but had any of you heard that he'd moved on to recovering druggie and self-proclaimed "Beverly Hills soccer mom," Courtney Love? And that he'd just barely begun macking on Ms. Courtney when he decided that he still had a thing for Kate? And that Courtney didn't mind all that much and in fact counselled him on what sorts of gifts to send Kate to woo her back?

And that Courtney, as it happened, knew just the thing to win a hipster mom's heart? Not roses, not chocolates: a dead mouse. Not just any dead mouse, mind: a dead mouse affixed to a brooch. Dead mouse jewellery. Which, you know, makes it okay.

"Some people might find it disgusting but it's still art, if in its extreme sense," said a source, understating things nicely. "It's become the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasise how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal."

No word on Kate's response to the gift. Let's just hope the cat got to it before her kid did. That kind of thing will give a child nightmares. Or bubonic plague.

Claudia Schiffer And Child Provide Lessons In Style

HerBadMother — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:03:00 GMT

I don't know what school Claudia Schiffer's kid goes to, but they have kick-ass uniforms. Where can I get one?

Also, how does she walk in those shoes? She and Christina Aguilera must know something that the rest of us don't.

Or do the laws of physics simply not apply to celebrities? Bah.

Rumi Joon Stops to Eye the Flowers, Josie Maran Waits Patiently

Whit Honea — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:17:00 GMT

Model Josie Maran was spotted with her daughter Rumi Joon and boyfriend Ali Alborzi. The family is one of the greenest in the industry, meaning they actually live it rather than give it lip service. See, look at that sidewalk- no carbon footprints.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Heidi Klum Pictured Sans Nannies... and Clothes

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:22:00 GMT

I forgot Heidi Klum was hot.

The mother of 3 recently posed for Arena magazine (which I've never heard of), and for the sake of thorough journalism (is that what this is?) I thought it best to bring the pictures to you, the public.

I'll admit, the photos are freaking smokin', and the fact that she's made babies in that body is pretty impressive, but between the airbrushing and the pilates, is this setting the expectations at a unrealistic level for woman, specifically mothers? Probably. Welcome to Hollywood.

My wife says that she would look like this, but she's only had two babies, and therefore, there's no challenge.

In Which I Give Kudos to Heidi Klum

Whit Honea — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Heidi and Henry (sporting Birkenstock Jawa Camo Sandals, $65) were spotted in Beverly Hills doing a bit of shopping.

I've been a bit harsh on Heidi Klum. Since the first day that the internet was blessed with the snarky goodness that is FameCrawler, Klum has been there to provide fodder. In photo after photo she and her children have been outnumbered by nannies and insanely expensive strollers. Many times Heidi seemed oblivious to the fact that her children where even around her. So I made fun. It's what I do.

The third time, however, is the charm. This post today marks 3 in a row concerning Klum and her children, and in each of them she appears nanny-free and not only seems aware of her children, but focused on them. It is a good thing.

Kudos to you Ms. Klum, kudos.

Heidi Klum and Leni in a Sandbox by the Sea

Whit Honea — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:06:00 GMT

Heidi Klum, keeps it casual as she plays in a Malibu sandbox with her daughter, Leni. It's nice to see Heidi let her hair down, so to speak, and get her hands dirty. Unfortunately for her, she's becomes something of the poster child for hands off parenting along the celebrity sites on the internet. Maybe she is starting to realize that time is fleeting, or maybe she heard Cats in the Cradle playing on the radio on the way over.

Let's hope the cat wasn't in the sandbox, or she may get even dirtier than she planned. My kid has a name for those treats, sand peanuts. They're not clean.

Heidi Klum Carries Her Own Child, May Have Cooties

Whit Honea — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Folks, sit down. We have found a picture of Heidi Klum carrying her own child. She isn't using one of her three nannies or 16 strollers, but one of her very own supermodel arms. This is not Photoshopped. I repeat, this is not Photoshopped. This actually happened, and you've seen the proof.

Believe.

Heidi Klum Takes a Break from Watching Nannies Watch Kids

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:01:00 GMT

The ladies over at Jezebel have a theory that Heidi Klum (posing by her Orbit Baby System, $899, thanks Greg!) dropping a nanny is her way of going green. If it was anyone else I might buy it, but Klum, not so much. I'm guessing the missing nanny is off buying coffee for everyone. I think the only thing green about this photo is the bush behind her, and possibly the woman in the sandals.