FameCrawler : mom-lebrity

Brad and Mad Get Dogs and Dogged

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and son Maddox have some father-son-knockwurst bonding time in NYC by visiting a street dog vendor. Maddox looks pretty happy - I wonder if that whole plate of pretzels was theirs, too. I hope they took some home to Angelina.

Probably because of Pitt's stern warning to the paparazzi the day before, they backed off after initially swarming the actor and his son at the doggie cart. Which proves that stars are nothing like us - I've never had to ask a swarm of photographers to back off as I was ordering my chili-cheese-dog combo at Der Wienerschnitzel.

Bump Watch: Halle Berry, Stop Lying To Me

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Before you start getting all up in my grill, that isn't Halle Berry's pregnancy EPT stick that I took out of her trash. I've got a little more integrity than that. Besides, the last time I was digging around in there all I found were some torn Catwoman tights and a picture of Eric Benet with his eyes cut out.

But this picture is further proof that Halle is pregnant - just look at her in the second most popular pose of the pregnant celebrity woman, the 'Cradling The Bump of Life' pose.

For those of you who don't know, first on the list of most popular pregnant poses is the 'Awkwardly and Inexplicably Holding My Bag In Front of My Stomach' pose, which coincidentally Halle was caught doing earlier this week:

So Halle - girl, just break the news already. Don't make me come over there and dig in your trash.

[photos: X17, imnotobsessed.com]

Has Brangelina Left The Building?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Appearing to confirm recent rumors, it's being reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have indeed broken up, but have continued to appear in public together for the sake of their children. This is being reported by The Post Chronicle, which claims it got the information from a 'reliable source'. I checked the source out, and they're also reporting a story about an America's Got Talent conspiracy, which in my book makes them only slightly less official than the CIA.

Here at FameCrawler, we pride ourselves on separating fact from fiction. That is, unless we're jumping on a juicy story that appears to be made up, but claims to be from a 'reliable' source. That's called 'integrity,' people.

I Heard It Through the Grapevine: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are Engaged

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:35:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that Joel Madden announced his engagement to Nicole Richie at a concert last night. Madden, who was performing with his band Good Charlotte at a Washington, D.C. show, told the crowd that he had proposed to his pregnant girlfriend on Thursday night. I'm assuming she said, "Yes."

Although we might want to wait and see if we can get confirmation from somewhere else. TMZ is quoting from their "...Sources who attended the Hot 99.5 concert last night..." which could be a drunk 15-year-old with a cell phone.

[photo: Jamie McCarthy/WireImage.com]

Bump Watch: Halle Berry - Not Pregnant My Ass

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Like my prediction that rainbow suspenders would be making a big comeback this season, sometimes I'm wrong. But I still say I'm right about Halle Berry being pregnant even though her manager is saying otherwise, blatantly ignoring all of my ~~made-up crap~~ expert evidence. In fact, I was about to write a post about the National Enquirer confirming Berry's pregnancy when this buzz-kill of a story spoiled my fun. That's what I get for stepping away from the computer, taking off my astronaut diaper and indulging in a bathroom break.

But just remember how everyone around Nicole Richie insisted she wasn't pregnant, and now here she is hoisting her growing belly in front of her like a $700 Prada Bag. So I'm still putting my money on Berry and disturbingly-hot boyfriend Gabriel Aubry making their pregnancy announcement soon. And you might not want to throw out those suspenders just yet, either.

Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton: This Day in History

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

The great thing about being a pregnant celebrity is that you have a day-by-day journal of each phase of your pregnancy. Take Nicole Richie: Why, here at FameCrawler we've already done thousands of posts on her baby bump alone. She'll be able to look back on this site years from now and say, "Oh, look at me when I was one day along. And two days. And three days..." It's like her very own Discovery Channel documentary, except not as well written and without a creepy voiceover. I'm sure she'll thank us.

(Mischa Barton, she might not want to look back on this particular picture. She's more likely to say, "Why did Nicole let me wear that hideous dress? I hope she isn't still mad that I told her I wanted to sleep with Joel.")

So don't worry Nicole, we'll have your entire pregnancy covered right here. Kind of like a creepy stalker that's been following you around for nine months. How cool is that!

[photo: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler]

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's Kids Will Be Able To Count Their Money In Three Languages

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 23:35:00 GMT

How do you say 'my daddy's got a yacht' in French and Spanish? Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, who married last month in a lavish Paris ceremony are already talking kids, and vow that when the little ones come along they'll speak all three languages spoken by their parents. Longoria speaks English and Spanish fluently and Parker is a native of France.

The newlyweds recently sold their recent wedding photos to OK! Magazine for $2 million, which earned the sale the number three spot on the Forbes Magazine top ten list of most expensive celebrity snaps. Two million should be enough for at least a few sets of Berlitz tapes and a decent class at the community college.

[photo: Mavrix Photo]

No Doubt Gwen Stefani Will Be Having More Babies

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:05:00 GMT

Amongst celebrities, having just one child is, like, so five minutes ago. Gwen Stefani, following in the footsteps of her peers who are going for a brood, is ready to give son Kingston, 1, a sibling or two. Or three. Apparently in Hollywood, when it comes to kids, many is the new black.

When asked in a recent interview what she had planned next in her busy life, Stefani replied, "Make babies, make music. I'm on repeat mode." Love, Angel, Music...Babies!

Halle Berry: You Can't Tell Me This Woman Isn't Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:35:00 GMT

The big dresses, the strategically placed purse - I'm telling you Halle Berry is pregnant. And I'm going to keep saying so until all you skeptics believe me. I mean, she may as well be walking around with an ultrasound taped to her forehead, holding a pint of Ben and Jerry's in one hand and a jar of pickles in the other.

So when the big announcement comes, don't forget that you heard it here first. And if it doesn't come, if it turns out Berry is just fond of big sundresses and carrying her purse in front of her, don't forget the healing powers of forgiveness.

Rachel Griffiths and Her Kids, Trying To Show Us a Better Way

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Here's Rachel Griffiths and kids Banjo Patrick, 3, and Adelaide Rose, 2, at something called the Path of Purpose premiere. I Googled it, and came up with this. Then I went and had some organic bison milk, cleansed my chakra with a squeegee and laid down under my pyramid sky to rest.

Changing the subject completely, who names their kid Banjo? I hear he's named after some musician, but still. I guess I just don't get it, not having a clear path of purpose.

[photo: Celebrity Moms]

Sara Gilbert Gives Birth; I Still Can't Believe She's Old Enough To Have Sex

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:45:00 GMT

Sara Gilbert and her partner Allison Adler welcomed daughter Sawyer on Thursday. Gilbert and Adler also have a son, Levi, 3. I'm wondering if the new baby was named after Diane or Tom.

I know Sara Gilbert's grown up and I've watched her on ER, but to me she'll always be little Darlene on Roseanne. Remember when she went through her goth phase and drove Roseanne and Dan crazy? Remember her fighting with DJ? Remember her ratting out Becky? You don't? Then I guess I won't even try and discuss old episodes of "Who's The Boss" with you.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Will Get Hitched Up Before She Gets Locked Up

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:35:00 GMT

Don't you just hate it when you get married and then have to report to the slammer before the bouquet toss? Apparently Joel Madden is planning to ~~make an honest woman out of~~ marry Nicole Richie before she serves her four-day jail sentence at Lynwood jail. I've heard they've turned Cell Block 4 into a fabulous honeymoon suite.

If predictions are correct, though, Richie probably won't spend a day in jail because of the overcrowding at Lynwood. Maybe Madden's a cheapskate, and is hoping to avoid a big expensive wedding by marrying Richie before she goes in. A quick ceremony, a 'last meal' at Denny's, drop her off at the booking desk and then he's free to spend his cash at Les Deux partying with Brody Jenner. You're not fooling anyone, Joel.

[photo: Limelight]

Oh, Look - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are At the Top of Another List

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Remember the kids in high school that had their name everywhere in the yearbook? 'Most Likely to Succeed', 'Best Hair', 'Cutest Forearms' - by the end of the year you were just hoping they'd get arrested for jaywalking, or come down with some mysterious rash that would cover them in scales.

I'm starting to feel that way about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Between their work on behalf of of all mankind and traveling around the world adopting babies of every color, they've managed to snag the top spot on Vanity Fair's Best Dressed Couple List. Somebody stop them.

I'm not wishing any misfortune on the fashionable Brangelina, but I'm starting to think I might like them a little more if Brad would get written up for paying his cable bill late, or if we could get a shot of Angie wearing tube socks with her sandals. If only.

Bub Down Under: Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman To Adopt

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman, seen here attempting to fool the paparazzi by donning her Kim Basinger disguise, and husband Keith Urban are planning to adopt a child together. According to Star Magazine, the Aussie couple, who were married last year in Sydney, have inquired with several adoption agencies about adopting a baby.

Nicole and ex-husband Tom Cruise adopted two children while they were together, Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12. Tom Cruise and current wife Katie Holmes recently adopted two more children, David and Victoria Beckham.

[photo: Icon/Fame]

Malaysia Tells Gwen Stefani to Take Sexy Back

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Malaysia wants Gwen Stefani to keep her Hollaback Girls in her shirt where they belong. Under pressure from The National Union of Malaysian Muslim Students Stefani has agreed to not wear revealing costumes during her August 21 concert. Stefani, who is being accompanied on tour by husband Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston, had come under fire from the predominately Muslim country for her sexy outfits and steamy performances. Guess you can kiss those Harajuku Girl onstage lesbian orgies goodbye.

The thing that struck me about this article is that the protest was being spearheaded by students. The last protest I read about that was lead by students here in the U.S. was a bunch of kids having a sit-in because their college wouldn't allow a Hooters to be opened up on campus.

Why Did Jill Hennessy Cross Jordan? To Get To a Barber

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:45:00 GMT

Jill Hennessy is doing what any normal pregnant woman would do on a sunny New York City day - shopping and taking her kid for a haircut. At least I hope she's taking son Marco, 3-1/2, to get his lady-locks shorn. Hey, I'm all for the hippie-thing that seems to be inspiring celeb moms to let their little boys' hair go, but a couple of inches off the back couldn't hurt. It's a slippery slope from the Ryder to the René-Charles.

Hennessey is expecting her second child with husband Paolo Mastropietro. I'm going to stop harping on her kid's follicles long enough to say she looks great, and fashionable as usual. And I love her hair.

[Source: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler]

Nicole Richie: Now We Know What She's Expecting

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:45:00 GMT

According to In Touch Weekly, jailbird-to-be Nicole Richie is expecting a boy. The magazine is reporting that Richie, who just 'revealed' that she is pregnant with her first child, had an ultrasound at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Medical Center in late July that confirmed the baby's sex. Of course, ultrasounds can be wrong - what they saw may have just been the fetus giving the technician the finger.

But looks like a mini-Madden may be on the way. I'm a little disappointed, as I was hoping it would be a girl that they would name Good Charlotte.

Nicole Richie: What To Expect When You're Expecting (In Jail)

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Sharing - that's what friends do. Now Paris Hilton and four-months-pregnant Nicole Richie will be able to share more than tube tops, manicure tips and boyfriends. TMZ is reporting that Richie will be serving her 4-day jail sentence at Lynwood, the same facility where Hilton served her 23-day sentence. Hopefully Paris left behind a nail file for her friend.

Richie could have chosen a nicer lockup, but a private facility would have required her to serve out her entire sentence. Because of the overcrowding problem at Lynwood, Richie will end up doing a much shorter sentence.

And now, Paris can give Nicole the skinny (no pun intended) on how to score a cell with WiFi, smuggle Taco Bell in at mealtime and ways to bribe the guards into doing her daily catalog order from Kitson. That's what BFFs are for!

Smells Like Mean Spirit: Angelina Jolie's Fragrance Lawsuit Stinks

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Between her worldwide travels to collect babies, Angelina Jolie found the time to sue perfume designer Symine Salimpour who had created a fragrance that she named "Shiloh." Jolie recently dropped the lawsuit, probably when she realized she didn't invent the name, as it belongs not only to two American cities (in Tennessee and Ohio) but also a 1997 movie about a beagle and a hit song by Neil Diamond.

No confirmation on the rumor that Jolie has her lawyers considering a suit against Zahara, a small fishing village in Spain.

Well, Duh: Nicole Richie Confirms Her Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:30:00 GMT

Blowing the lid off of what is possibly the worst-kept secret in history, Nicole Richie is telling the world she's pregnant. In an exclusive interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer, Richie confirms that her and Joel Madden are expecting a child together. "Yes I am. We are. I'm almost four months." Hey, and did you hear Michael Jackson had a nose job?

In the interview, which will air on "Good Morning America" on Thursday and Friday, Richie also discusses her wrong-way driving arrest, her drug use and her upcoming jail time.

I'm looking forward to seeing if Sawyer even pretends to be surprised about the pregnancy, or if she just rolls her eyes and moves on to a more intriguing topic, like Joel's tattoos.

[photo: Ida Mae Astute/ ABC]

Gwen, Gavin and Kingston: Just Like Us, Or Cleverly Cropped?

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:35:00 GMT

I was about to get all mushy about how Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale were so down-to-earth, vacationing in Mexico with son Kingston, and without an entourage. Just like us normal people! But with more money, better clothes and smaller pores.

And then I noticed those two burly arms on either side of the photo, both cloaked in identical black t-shirts. Could these be the Rossdale family bodyguards, conveniently cropped out of the photo?

Nah. Those two guys are probably just twins, parting to let the nice gringo family through.

[photo: Celebs and Bubs]

Julia Roberts - Free Henry!

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:30:00 GMT

Hear that? It's the sound of Julia Roberts' new baby, Henry yelling, "Hey! Lemme outta here!" Henry was born a few weeks ago, but all we've seen of him is his little hand waving from behind Roberts' massive sling. I think he might have been trying to flag down a passing cop to set him free.

It's been in the 90's here in L.A., so I know poor Henry's got to be roasting in there. Even Julia's daughter, Hazel looks a little concerned. Not sure who the other woman is, but she's obviously not helping. She's probably late for her 'Grease' audition.

[photo: Babyrazzi]

Pay Me Up Before You Go Go: Brad and Angelina Have a $220 Million Pre-Nup

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:45:00 GMT

Fueling rumors that these two globe-trotting, baby-collecting actors will be getting hitched soon, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly drafted a pre-nup worth $220 million to ensure the future of their four children in case their marriage fails. That's a lot of jeans.

And because I can't think of anything else to say about these two, I'd like to play a little game called 'Alternate Titles For This Post!' You're encouraged to play, although no monetary prizes will be offered. You'll have to to go straight to Brangelina for that.

My Parents Got Divorced And All I Got Was This Lousy, Diamond-Studded T-Shirt

A Penny For Your Thoughts (Which Is All You'll Get If You Leave Me)

Should I Stay Or Should I Go (Broke)?

The Best Things In Life Are Free, Your Sorry Ass Will Cost Me Millions

Julia Roberts to In-Laws: Go Back to Your Trailer

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Drunken brawls, feuding families, desperate ultimatums - not just for us hillbillies anymore! Big famous star Julia Roberts is battling with husband Danny Moder's plain old, ordinary family over what she feels is their failure to fit into her life. She's made it clear to them that until they seek counseling to fix their dysfunctional selves they'll be banned from seeing her and Moder's newborn son, Henry Daniel. Roberts has an especially combative relationship with Moders sister who has battled alcoholism for years. Oh, and the Moders are pissed that Julia up and stole Danny away from his first wife.

I'd like to know a little bit more about the inside story before I decide which side to take - the Hatfields or the McCoys. Did the Moders not like the Dolce and Gabbana coats that Julia sent over? Did the Moders steal some silverware on their last visit? Stay tuned - the pig's gonna squeal soon.

Whoop! There It Is - First Sighting of Halle Berry in Maternity Dress

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Here at FameCrawler, we pride ourselves on jumping to conclusions. So when I saw this photo of Halle Berry leaving a CVS pharmacy a few days ago, I asked myself: Is she simply wearing a summery cotton dress, or has she donned a maternity sheath designed to hide her growing baby-belly from the prying eyes of the paparazzi?

Guess which one I chose!

I'll take it one step further by saying that my x-ray vision sees inside that bag and spies a bottle of Tums, an issue of Pregnancy magazine and a bag of Funyuns. If that doesn't scream 'knocked-up' I don't know what does.

Unless of course she's not pregnant, in which case FameCrawler accepts no responsibility for this outrageous pack of lies.