FameCrawler : mouth

Gordon Ramsay Needs Some F*@king Boundries

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Foul-mouthed chef and Beckham chum Gordon Ramsay has some charming parenting skills. That, dear readers, is sarcasm.

Here's a sampling that we stole from our sister site Scanner when they weren't looking:

The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they will enhance her chest.

He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'

"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "

10-years-old and already starting with the body issues. That's Ramsay style, start the scars early.

He also has an interesting take on his son's habit of cursing, and by interesting I mean total denial.

How the hell does K-Fed win 'Dad of the Year' when Ramsay is dropping nuggets like that? I demand a recount.

BTW, does that picture make anyone else want to go vegetarian?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of May 23rd

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera: These Boobs Aren't Made For Buying

Red Hot Chili Peppers Split!

Ben Stiller,Jack Black & Robert Downey Jr Steal The Show - Video

Whoopi Calls Out Denise Richards

Daughter of Steven Curtis Chapman Hit, Killed By Car

Shiloh's Shopping Spree!

Bo Bice Gives His Baby A Normal Name

Usher & Wife Tameka Have Split!

Julia Roberts Eats Baby

Julia Roberts Eats Baby

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:18:00 GMT

Run, Henry, run!

Julia Roberts went to great lengths (widths?) to make her 11-month-old son Henry happy. No word on his reaction.

Roberts is in the Bahamas. If that's not reason to smile I don't know what is.

Source

Angelina Jolie Vows Revenge

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Jack Black better watch his back. Angelina Jolie may have laughed off his slip of tongue, but when the cameras stopped the claws came out.

According to reporter Natalie Morales, "When I switched off the tape, Angelina said: 'I'll get Jack, don't you worry.' She wasn't angry at all, really calm.

"She said, 'What do you know about Jack? It's hard to get revenge because he's so out there. He has no secrets!'"

Oh, it's on. Too bad, I'll miss Jack Black. He was funny.

The tape in question.

Source

Sarah Silverman to be a Foul-Mouthed Mother

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman loves Jimmy Kimmel, but she has no plans to marry him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she tells People. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever, but it's not for me."

What about kids? Will her lady parts be used for anything other than one-liners and Matt Damon visits?

"I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

I can't believe that I just wrote a whole post on Sarah Silverman and the only person that mentioned her vagina was me.

Photo: Snarkerati

Britney's Lip Service: Did She Get Work Done?

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:44:00 GMT

TMZ acquired a great photo of what appears to be some work on Britney's mouth. No, it wasn't sewn shut.

I guess someone has to work on Britney. Spears looks like she bit into a puffer fish. I think. What would that do exactly? I can only guess that she thinks making her mouth bigger will allow her extra space for her Taco Bell. Those lips can act like a waiting room. That's pretty, um, smart?

Maybe it's part of her Halloween costume. It's scary as hell.

Source: TMZ

Coulteresque Hasselbeck to Take Stupidity and Husband to Arizona: A Poll

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:35:00 GMT

The biggest difference between Ann Coulter and Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the former's adam's apple. It's definitely the biggest thing between her mouth and the holy ground she walks on. Also, Elisabeth was able to stop spewing hate long enough to get pregnant.

Hasselbeck is going to Arizona. I'm guessing Coulter will be going someplace even hotter.

The man lucky enough to get a full view 24/7 is her husband Tim Hasselbeck, a NFL quarterback who was just acquired by the Arizona Cardinals. He will be the ~~3rd~~ 4th QB this season.

I went to a game in Arizona earlier this season. Nice stadium. Good crowd. What do you think will piss them off first, Tim's arm or Elisabeth's mouth?

Photo: New York Social Diary