Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed. I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna. I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy. It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple." Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke? I don't know. Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really). That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training. Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone? Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right. He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name. If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right. Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip

Photo: Celebrity Blend

Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?

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Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook