FameCrawler : nachos

Spike Lee and Son Jackson Are Not in the Cheap Seats

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT

Spike Lee and his son Jackson enjoy courtside seats at the Knicks game over the weekend. No nosebleed section for these two. As well as some father-son bonding time, maybe Spike was doing a little 'research' for his Michael Jordan documentary I hear he's working on. Although something tells me Spike doesn't need any excuse to go to a Knicks game.

Jackson looks pretty happy - he must realize he and his dad have some of the best seats in the house. You won't catch them sitting up in the cheap seats, where you're bound to run into some crazy person guzzling beer and eating nachos and yelling, "My grandmother plays ball better than you do." Not that ~~I've ever done~~ know anyone like that.

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Matthew McConaughey Is Not Naked But Why

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey and his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves went to a Dodger game on Sunday and the actor was inexplicably wearing a shirt.

What could be the reason? Here's some possibilities:

Matt didn't want his nipple bling to distract the players in the infield.
His tattooed portrait of Lance Armstrong needed time to dry.
It's hard to wipe chicken wing grease off your hands with your stomach.
Camila told Matt she didn't want any chest hairs falling into her nachos.

[photo: People.com]

Daddy’s a Hot Stud: Another Roger Clemens Affair

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

That shirt! Those pants! That tongue! Apparently the ladies can’t get enough of Roger Clemens. Do you blame them? That print velour shirt is totally making me want to leave my husband and round the bases with Roger, if you know what I mean. Either that or I will have enough fabric to redo my couch and my loveseat.

Roger’s affair with a 15-year-old Mindy McCready recently came to light, and now the New York Daily News is reporting that he also had an affair with Paulette Dean Daly, former wife of PGA golfer John Daly. Clemens, a married father of four, reportedly arranged trips to Anaheim Stadium for Daly to watch him pitch for the Yankees against the Angels. He also apparently bought her some nachos and one of those big foam fingers. I just made that last part up.

Who’s next? Dear God, please don’t let it be Cher.

It's True: Mindy McCready Admits to Underage Affair with Roger Clemens

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Christian Slater Takes His Kids Out To The Ballgame

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Christian Slater got his kids, Jaden and Eliana, some peanuts and CrackerJack at a game between the San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Dodgers.

I'm not a baseball fan - the only reason I'd go to a game is to get a Dodger Dog, or some nachos, or something that was deep fried and really bad for you. Who cares about seeing a bunch of grown men hit a ball and then run around in a circle?

Looks like Eliana feels the same way.

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[photo: Celebs and Bubs]