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Barbara Walters To Interview John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter!?

Josh loposer — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT

John Edwards' mistress has remained silent throughout months of wild speculation (supposedly because John was paying her to) and even a little trash talking from Elizabeth Edwards. Finally, word has it that Rielle is ready to tell Barbara Walters all about it...

"WORLDWIDE ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: John Edwards’ mistress Rielle Hunter has agreed to sit down for a bombshell interview with ABC News Barbara Walters, the ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

“Rielle will break her silence for the first time with Barbara Walters. The interview will air on ABC in June,” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“Rielle is so angry with Elizabeth Edwards for trashing her repeatedly while promoting her book that she’s decided to break from John. She’s going to defend herself and tell her side of the story!”

As crazy and damaging as the affair was to the Edwards family, the aftermath has been even weirder. First, the lying by John Edwards, then the lovechild. Then, we get Elizabeth Edwards saying that she is standing by him and making Rielle out to be the monster.

Still, if Elizabeth wanted this to go away, would she have slammed Rielle in her book and called her "pathetic?" This interview (if it's not a complete hoax) has the potential to be really embarrassing for John Edwards.

If she reveals that he's been supporting her financially, he's going to get a major black eye. Rielle is reportedly demanding that John take a DNA test to confirm that he's the father. He is refusing ... I wonder why? If it turns out that he's the father, Hunter wants 1/4 of his estate (which comes out to $10M).

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Elizabeth Edwards Has "No Idea" If John's The Baby Daddy

Josh loposer — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:01:00 GMT

Elizabeth Edwards sat down with Oprah this week to tell the world her story, and snippets of the convo (set to air Thursday) are making their way out.

Apparently, Elizabeth came on the show to talk about her battle with terminal cancer, John Edwards' affair, and her upcoming memoirs Resilience -- but mostly John's affair and the messy, lingering aftermath. According to Elizabeth, John may very well be a baby daddy to Rielle Hunter's 1-year-old daughter.

"I've seen a picture of the baby. I have no idea. It doesn't look like my children but I don't have any idea."

When asked whether she still loved her husband, she replied: "You know, that's a complicated question"

If you remember the story, Hunter didn't list the father's name on her daughter's birth certificate, so it's not super clear whether she actually believes John is the father or not.

Still, with all of the rumors that Rielle got hush money from John's campaign and speculation that she and the baby are living in a secret home payed for by John to keep them from being overrun by reporters like me, it looks like he's the daddy.

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Brad Pitt Still Has Feelings for Jennifer Aniston

Karl Erikson — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

SuperDad Brad Pitt is still harboring feelings for his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, says a pal of Brad's. Could this affect his relationship with Saint Angelina Jolie, the mother of his children? The couple have 6 kids together and seem to adopt 30 new ones every year, and Brad is said to be unhappy with Angelina, who he has yet to marry.

According to the National Enquirer, Brad often thinks back on his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. "The way Brad talks about Jennifer," says Brad's bud, "it's enough to make his drinking buddies wonder that maybe, after all this time, he wishes he hadn't broken up with her."

"I'll bet he's secretly lusting after her as she turns 40. She's sexier than ever. Surely he had more than a twinge of jealousy when she got back with John Mayer. You get the feeling Brad knows he could always be himself around Jennifer."

Brad and Jennifer were married for five years, until they split in 2005. Angelina is often spoken of as the "other woman" that broke up Brad and Jen. Rumor has it that Angelina and Brad hooked up while working together on "Mr. & Mrs. Smith." It's all but been confirmed recently because Angelina's loose giant lips talked about it and ticked off Jen something fierce.

What could this mean for Brad and Angelina's kids? Only time will tell. At times, Angelina's mental stability has come into question. I can't imagine she'll take this news sitting down.

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A Baby For Demi and Ashton!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Demi Moore and her boy toy husband Ashton Kutcher are going to have a baby this summer, though not from Demi getting pregnant. The National Enquirer says that the couple are going to adopt a baby boy. A pregnancy just isn't possible for the couple thus far, even with fertility treatments.

Reportedly, Demi and Ashton want to adopt because of President Obama's recent "call to service" speech. Geez, was Barack asking me to have more kids? I totally misunderstood what he was saying.

From the National Enquirer:

"Demi and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. It’s a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilization. 'Both Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,' an insider told The Enquirer. They had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed."

"It hit them that in this new period of hope and change, one of the best things they could do for a child - and for themselves - is to adopt a baby."

Demi already has three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis, and has said in the past that she wants a boy to "balance out the estrogen" in the family. Looks like she'll get her wish soon.

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Family Friend Says "I Could Have Saved Caylee"

Karl Erikson — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Casey Anthony's best friend says, "I could have saved Caylee Anthony's life. Her smiling little face will haunt me forever." Kiomarie Torres Cruz - best friend of the accused murderess Casey Anthony - gave an interview to the National Enquirer and she says that she should have seen the signs.

Police believe that Casey killed 2-year-old daughter Caylee and threw her away like trash. Kiomarie, 22, a witness for the prosecution in Casey's murder trial, says that Casey never wanted Caylee. She was going to give the baby to Kiomarie, actually, but her mom didn't like the plan so she dropped it.

More sickening news? The place where police found Caylee's body recently was a secret hideaway for Casey. She often used it as a pet cemetery. As girls Casey and Kiomarie would go there all dressed in black, reading prayers for their dead pets. They called the place The Zone.

Back in July, Kiomarie told the police that she suspected Caylee's body might be in The Zone. The cops checked it out but found nothing. But it was last week that a meter reader stumbled across the remains and now they're certain it's Caylee.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Not Pregnant

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Mary-Kate Olsen's house will remain empty (aside from the closets full of poor taste and mattresses teetering upon stacks of cash). She is NOT pregnant.

The National Enquirer, who have been surprisingly accurate this year, had reported that Mary-Kate was pregnant with boyfriend Nate Lowman's baby.

Olsen's rep denies the accusation.

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Is Queen Latifah Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Queen Latifah, 38, and her (possible) partner Jeanette Jenkins have talked of adoption in the past, saying, "I've always wanted to have [babies] and adopt. When I was little, I remember seeing TV shows and a child would be adopted and be happy. I just always felt like there are so many kids out there who need a parent." However, she's not opposed to being pregnant either, and maybe hints that she could be?

Latifah (aka Dana Owens) said of having a child, "I would probably be six months pregnant before anyone knows about it, and I won't talk about the baby until after it's born." (Oh, could this mean she's pregnant now?)

Owens is currently starring in the film The Secret Life of Bees, and says she took the role because the character of "August Boatwright," was so maternal. "August was just so nuturing and maternal and comfortable in her own skin. I felt she would be fun to play, and initially I wasn't sure - hey, who knows? - I might be pregnant by the time we shoot, and this is the kind of film you could do when you're pregnant at the same time because you don't have to worry about things.

"August communicated love for the most part, and that is OK if you've got a little one in there and all the love is flowing through your mind. It could be kind of cool."

The actress says she doesn't feel the need to talk about her personal life publicly. "I don't feel the need to discuss my personal life with the media or the fans. You lose your anonymity as part of success. But there are parts of my life that I just want to keep for me and my family and friends and the person I'm with."

Oh I hope she is pregnant - she'd make a great mom, I can just tell!

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Jamie Lynn Spears IS Pregnant Again!

Karl Erikson — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Jesus, I can't keep up with this bullcrap any more. The National Enquirer is reporting that you shouldn't pay attention to all the denials about Jamie Lynn being pregnant again. Why? Because, according to a Spears family member, Jamie Lynn IS preggers again!

The whole family is in an uproar over this devastating news. Casey Aldridge, the father, is pissed. He found out about the pregnancy through the media, just like the rest of us. Jamie Lynn's mom is pissed because she's in the middle of a book tour, having to deal with all this shit in public.

According to the family member, "Lynn doesn't want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."

What the hell ever. If Jamie Lynn IS really pregnant again, she's a freaking idiot. Did she learn absolutely NOTHING? Apparently, she believed the myth that you can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up. Or she believe the myth that you can't get pregnant while you're still producing boob juice.

At any rate, I'm sure she'll rake in the major money when she officially sells confirmation of her pregnancy to another tabloid. Last time she made $1 million for doing just that.

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Ellen DeGeneres Wants Babies & It's Gwen Stefani's Fault

Sassy Smith — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Ellen DeGeneres, newly married to long time girlfriend, Portia de Rossi, is longing for some babies and it's Gwen Stefani's fault!

The talk show host has been spending time with Gwen and her new baby Zuma and it's making her want children of her own.

Ellen said, "I was holding Zuma this weekend. And all I kept doing was (singing) 'All I want to do is a Zuma Zuma zoom and shake your rump.'"

So will she and Portia have children? Ellen jokes, "I would adopt the Jonas Brothers. They really are good kids. They appreciate everything still."

I think Ellen will make a great parent! Love her!

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Ellen Degeneres Freaking Out About Wanting a Baby

Karl Erikson — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:34:00 GMT

Newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are arguing over starting a family. They just got married in August and are already having a marital spat about having a baby. They've admitted previously that they were undecided about the family issue, but now a friend who is close to them says the issue is more about who will have the babies.

"Ellen has got the baby itch again," a source told the National Enquirer. "She wants Portia to get pregnant, an idea they had both ruled out before the wedding. Ellen has gotten all goofy over the baby issue. She has been in tears trying to get Portia to reconsider. Now the situation is very tense."

I don't know why Ellen just doesn't get spermified herself. Hell, we've got women in their 60s getting pregnant these days. Stupid, but true.

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Ellen Degeneres & Portia De Rossi: Baby on the Way?

Sarah Palin Affair is "Absolutely, Completely False"

Karl Erikson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:35:00 GMT

The National Enquirer recently wrote a story, purporting that Sarah Palin once had an affair with one of her husband's business associates. Palin, GOP VP candidate and mother of 5, including pregnant 17-year-old daughter Bristol, just made the speech of her life at the Republican National Convention last week.

Then the rumor came out that Palin actually had the affair with the husband of her former campaign manager in Alaska. Well, they're actually the same guy. Todd Palin's business partner, Scott Richter, is the husband of Palin's old campaign manager.

And Debbie Richter, the former campaign manager herself, came out recently and said the story is "absolutely, completely false." The McCain campaign has threatened to sue the Enquirer over this story. "I can tell you this with 1000 percent certainty," Richter says. "Sarah Palin never had an affair."

Wow, 1000%. That's a lot of percents. She must be telling the truth with all those percents.

Richter is now the director of the Permanent Fund Dividend Division for Alaska. She's responsible for giving Alaskans their annual dividend checks. Yep, it's true. If you're an Alaskan, you currently get a $2,069 dividend every year.

Wow, that's a lot of percents.

Right, so Sarah Palin never cheated on her husband and I'm moving to Alaska. Any other news?

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Queen Latifah's Baby News!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Queen Latifah and her partner Jeanette Jenkins might have some baby news! Yes!

A friend told the National Enquirer, that the couple are possibly trying to adopt a baby by Christmas. "They're trying to keep it quiet because they don't want to jinx the whole thing." Queen's sister works for the New Jersey Division of Youth and Family Services, is reportedly guiding the pair through the red tape.

The couple would prefer to adopt domestically as opposed to internationally.

Latifah said, "I can understand why people go outside the U.S. You can adopt someone here, and the birth parents have three years to come back and get that child. That's terrifying." But she's sympathetic to the children here who need help, saying, "can use just as much assistance as someone from around the world. I want to do something here."

The actress said previously, "I've always wanted to have [babies] and adopt. When I was little, I remember seeing TV shows and a child would be adopted and be happy. I just always felt like there are so many kids out there who need a parent."

I hope they do have a baby (whatever way) - I love Queen Latifah, and I think she'd make a great mom!

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J-Lo Goes Through Nannies Faster Than Eyeliner

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Wanted: Nanny for twins of superstar couple. Hours: Sixteen hour days, seven days a week. Appreciation of entire Jennifer Lopez songbook a must, especially Jenny From The Block, extended dance mix version. Short-term contract available.

J-Lo and husband Marc Anthony are reportedly looking for a new nanny for twins Max and Emme after their last caregiver walked off the job. “Probably more like running off the job,” an insider told the National Enquirer. “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”

The couple's first nanny quit after only one week of Ms. Lopez' demanding schedule. The second one lasted a little while longer, but was eventually worn out as well. “They hired a second nanny, who was wonderful with the twins, but she couldn’t take working such long hours without a break,” the source said. “After that nanny resigned, the couple began desperately seeking nanny No. 3.”

The position remains vacant, until J-Lo can lure another poor unsuspecting soul into her web with offers of free concert tickets and castoff wigs. I'd totally jump on it, but I'm holding out for the Jolie-Pitt job.

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Babies For Queen Latifah!!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:11:00 GMT

I love Queen Latifah - she rocks! She's got such a great personality, larger than life. She and longtime girlfriend, Jeannette Jenkins are reportedly set to make their union legal under California's new gay marriage law. You know what comes after marriage - that's right, babies! Well, sometimes. Queen definitely has baby news...

Queen Latifah spoke with OK! and said she absolutely wants kids one day, "for sure."

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! There's the intention. I don't know when, but it's going to happen.

"It's going to have to happen eventually. I'm not sure when, but I would love to have children for sure."

The Queen does have experience working with children in the League - a new youth-service organization based in her hometown of Newark, N.J.

"We come back and contribute to the community. We try and put a different face on a city we know is not just about The Sopranos, toxic smells and all this stuff that people try and make Jersey about.

"When I knew this was coming up, [and was] asked if I would be involved, I said, 'Sure, no problem, let's do it."

The actress loves coming back to her hometown, as it gives her the chance to hang out with family and old friends, as well as help with the organization. And the support she receives from those closest to her is important in her quest to become healthy - she's lost 20 lbs on Jenny Craig. And although she's striving to be a better "her," she refuses to be someone she's not.

"I think I'm the best Queen Latifah there ever will be, but I'm not necessarily the best J.Lo, and I'm not the best Halle Berry. They are the best. I've gotta be me and let everybody else be them, and I think there's room for all of us because America looks like all of us."

Another reason to love her! She has such a great confidence and attitude. She's definitely going to make a wonderful mom.

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Queen Latifah and Jeannette Jenkins Will Marry, Adopt Child

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:42:00 GMT

Call her a size married! Queen Latifah is rumored to be preparing to wed longtime partner and trainer Jeannette Jenkins. According to the National Enquirer the two are set to tie the knot under California's new gay marriage law. Reports also say that the two are planning to adopt a child immediately after their marriage, which is said to be planned for July.

Current Jenny Craig spokesperson Queen Latifah lives with her partner in New Jersey and Los Angeles, but has never publicly acknowledged that she is gay or that her and Jenkins are a couple. When asked about her sexual preference in an interview with Ebony magazine in 2007 she replied, “No comment on that at all. I’m done commenting on all that … It’s ridiculous”.

Congratulations to the Queen and her queen! And best of luck on their soon-to-be-arriving prince or princess.

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Jennifer Aniston Wants Boobs and a Baby

Whit Honea — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT

I must say, I like Jennifer Aniston's style. She's about to turn 40 and she has two things on her bucket list that she wants to cross off: Being a mother and putting some perk back in the rack. Bless her.

The National Enquirer quotes a friend (not Monica): "It's not some mid-life crisis. In fact, it's just the opposite. She feels great about her herself and wants a body to match her attitude. Her butt is still in great shape, but she thinks her boobs need a slight boost.

"She is at a place in her life where she can give a little boy a happy, stable home. She's never felt better physically and emotionally. Motherhood is right for her now."

And boobs, don't forget them. Boobs are right for her now, too.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

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Harrison Ford to Adopt Flockhart

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:54:00 GMT

At the Golden Globes in 2002 Calista Flockhart spilled a glass of wine. It landed on Harrison Ford. They've been together ever since. Yes, that could have been you, not clumsy enough waitress, but that's neither here nor wherever.

In 2001 Calista had adopted Liam. The only father figure he has ever known is Ford, who has stated that he would like to adopt Liam as well. According to the National Enquirer (so you know this shit is legit!), "Harrison wants to give Liam his name. He adores him as though he were his own flesh-and-blood, and Harrison is the only dad Liam has ever known."

How does Calista feel? Says the source, "she says it's fine with her if Harrison adopts her boy, but she wants to walk down the aisle first." Sounds fair.

Good for them.

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Brooke Shields' Mother Hates Her Husband

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Oops, did I write that? I meant to say, Brooke Shields' mother prefers her ex husband Andre Agassi over her current husband, Chris Henchy - which loosely translates to she hates her daughter's husband. I guess I got it right the first time.

Shields' mom Teri tells the National Enquirer that "she's disappointed in her daughter." Ouch.

"I don't see Brooke or my granddaughters much, and if they do come over, it's only for a little while and then they're gone.

"I wish I could see Brooke, but all she does is work." Wasn't Teri Shields a pushy stage mom? Hmm.

"But (she) always makes time to visit her friends no matter how busy she is."

Teri - besides the whole "disappointed" issue, is not thrilled with Brooke's man Chris Henchy, claiming that he influences her to snap at her mother. "I'm often disappointed in (Brooke), like the time she snaps: 'What do you ever do for me?' That's what her husband tells her to say."

"I preferred Brooke's first husband, Andre Agassi, over Chris."

Um, maybe, just maybe your daughter snaps at you because you're a ~~crusty beeyotch~~ bit overbearing. Also, when you tell the world you prefer your daughter's ex husband to her current one, that may cause a tad bit of tension. Yikes.

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Angelina Jolie Got Pregnant to Keep Brad Pitt. I Would, Too

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:36:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Angelina Jolie was afraid that Brad Pitt would leave her if she didn't produce another biological child, and got pregnant in order to keep him. To which I say, "Me next!"

Apparently the uber-couple had been having arguments over the issue - Angelina wanted to adopt but Brad wanted another one that sprung from his loins. His awesome, tanned, toned loins.

But now Brad is busy unpacking his bags. Angelina reportedly turned to in-vitro fertilization after having trouble conceiving and is now rumored to be pregnant with twins, or triplets if you believe FameCrawler.

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Katie Holmes Pregnant With Ex-Boyfriend's Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Is Katie Holmes incubating the spawn of an ex-lover? The National Enquirer seems to think so. I'm almost certain they would have to be talkiing about Chris Klein, who Katie was involved with before Tom Cruise kidnapped married her.

But what are the chances of Katie actually getting away from the watchful eye of the Scientology thugs to get pregnant? When did this happen - while she was running that marathon, or when she was out shopping with Posh, or maybe that time she told Tom she was going down to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp?

Stay tuned – I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Meaning, I'm going to go buy this issue of The Enquirer and read it cover to cover.

Jamie Lynn: Giving Up Baby To Mom?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is considering giving up her baby to be raised by her mother. Which, I don't know. I mean, this may be mean to say, but I'm not sure that there's tons of evidence that Lynne Spears is a dab hand at parenting. Especially when sources claim that her objective in taking the baby off her daughter's hands is to help young Jamie Lynn maintain her career. "Lynne is convinced that having a baby on her hip will not help Jamie Lynn's future in the business," said the source, who spoke to Us Magazine, "and she's expecting her daughter to pick up where she left off as soon as the baby is born."

I'm not sure that the truly maternal first concern here should be her teenager's career. I mean, look what teen career-obsession did to her other kid. Britney's gone so entirely off the rails that she isn't even within sight of the tracks anymore. So although it maybe seems prudent for a pregnant sixteen year-old to hand her child off to her mother for rearing, in this case I'm not so sure. Again, I don't know. Maybe it's better than the alternatives. I can't even speculate about what's best for these girls anymore.

God. It's almost impossible to write about the Spears clan without heaving big, tragic sighs.

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Tom Brady Puts More Pressure on Season: Wedding Bells

Whit Honea — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:33:00 GMT

The surprisingly accurate National Enquirer is reporting that Tom Brady is planning to propose to his supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen after the Super Bowl, assuming they win. How about assuming they make it there, Tom?

That seems like an unnecessary addition to the tons of pressure that Brady must already be feeling. Either he is the most confident man in the world or he needed an out and plans to throw the game.

Hey, it could happen.

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Casey Dumps Jamie Lynn; Demands Paternity Test

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:58:00 GMT

Now, this story I find more believable than that Jamie-Lynn-and-Casey-Gettin'-Married rumor that I wrote about the other day. The most current rumor has it that young Master Aldridge has dumped the younger Spears girl, and is demanding a paternity test.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Jamie Lynn is rumored to be carrying the child of an older TV producer. (This, I don't hesitate to point out, is supported by a story that Famecrawler reported weeks ago). The source of the info? Britney.

"He wants a paternity test," Britney told a Spears family friend, according to In Touch Weekly. "Casey doesn't want to be with her until he's sure that he's the father."

Okay, so Britney's not the most reliable of sources, given, you know, the drug use and the general mental health issues. But as I noted above, this is not the first time that this story has surfaced.

I'm betting that it's true, and that we're going to see a bigger scandal before we see a wedding. Stay tuned.

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How Far Will Jennifer Aniston Go To Get A Baby?

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston must be going insane, hearing all these stories about Jamie Lynn Spears and Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman and whoever else is about to pop out of the Guess-Who's-Pregnant box. If the teens and the inflatable soft-porn queens and the skinny Australians can all find men to knock them up, why can't she? What do they have that she doesn't have, that gives them such fruitful access to sperm?

Whatever the case, although Jen seems to have decided that sperm might be easier to find than eligible and appropriate bachelors, her friends have been doing everything they can to lend a hand in the Find Jen A Man campaign. A friend of the star’s told OK magazine recently that her celebrity friends are keen to help Jennifer find true love in 2008: “We all love Jen so much. She has so much to offer a man and she would make such a good partner, if only we could find her the perfect guy.”

Well, there's their problem: if they're looking for perfect, they're setting their standards too high. If Jen would just be willing to settle for, say, a nineteen year old horndog like Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, or a porn-peddler like Pammie's Rick Solomon, she'd have no trouble. There are tons of horny, creepy, sub-standard guys out there who'd take a sex holiday with a celebrity in a minute - just ask Britney Spears. And from there, getting pregnant (and getting a starring role on some sex tapes) is pretty much a no-brainer.

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