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Mom's Gone Wild! Britney and Madonna To Bring The Raunch!

Karen — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT

According to the Sun, Britney and Madonna are indeed working together and this ridiculousness is how it's going to go down:

“It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

“They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together.

“There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

Britney will also perform to Madonna’s 1995 track Human Nature.

And in one scene to be broadcast during the tour Britney loses her mind after getting stuck in a lift in a short film by New York photographer Steven Klein.

The source added: “We’ll see Spears going crazy in an enclosed space — screaming, pulling her hair and banging her fists on the lift walls as it’s stuck between floors.

“She really loses it.”

All these quotes had me dying laughing. IF it's true (doubtful), will you be tuning in?

Let Me Tell You How to Get to Sesame Street

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Can you believe that "Sesame Street" is getting ready to start its 39th season? Crazy, right?

Well, it's true and this year promises to be the best yet because they're going to focus more on math!

I suppose that's a good thing, but that's not really why you're reading about "Sesame Street" on FameCrawler. No, we are in it for the celebrities.

In the upcoming season we'll see some of our favorite celebrity parents (and soon-to-be), as well as some other people that I'm too lazy to Google for parental status.

Here is a quick list of some of the stars you'll find singing, rhyming and arithmeticin' this season (starts August 11th): Will Arnett, Feist, Jessica Alba, David Beckham, Heidi Klum, Brian Williams, Neil Patrick Harris, Sandra Oh, Jack Black, Jenny McCarthy, Feijoo Sisters and Jason Taylor. Impressive, isn't it?

Also of note are some of the planned sketches that build upon popular culture: "30 Rocks," "Pre-School Musical" and "Are You Smarter Than an Egg Layer," all of which sound pretty darn funny and/or eductional.

Awesome.

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Britney Nominated for Emmy Award

Karen — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Really?

Yes, really. Apparently the short stint the young pop star had on How I Met Your Mother has landed her a possible nomination for an Emmy. Right now the list is at 41 actress and will be wittled down to the official nominees list before the Emmy Awards ceremony in September.

I wonder how Neil Patrick Harris feels about that, since he obviously hates her.

Neil Patrick Harris Hates Britney Spears

Karen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Read this and tell me it isn't dripping with disdain and 'you get more flies with honey' type of attitude. Especially the parts in bold. C'mon NPH, just admit you can't stand the fact that bitch has brought more play to your show. Jealous or do you just hate the trainwrecky Mama?

“The door is open for her,” Harris said about Britney Spears coming back on How I Met Your Mother. “We would love (guest stars) who get in the show’s world to stick around if they want to … but I don’t know what the writers have planned.”

Spears played Abby, a ditsy receptionist dating Barney (Harris’s character), but interested in Ted (Josh Radner’s character). Based on some foreshadowing in the script, the pop princess may very well return in season four, says Harris.

“I gave her the address to Ted’s apartment at the end of the last episode, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she showed up again,” he said.

“There were wristbands that we wore on set, so that people didn’t come on to the set. In her world, people go up in the rafters and take pictures,” Harris said. Translation: we had to do all kinds of extra crap for the wacked out twit.

“We wanted to give her the freedom in a closed environment to be as free to act, and fail, and succeed as she wanted to because that’s the process of doing this,” he continued. “She was lovely, and those two weeks were actually quite swell for us.”

Amazing What TV Cameras Can Do For Britney's Weave

Sassy Smith — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is once again appearing on How I Met Your Mother - episode airing May 12 - and let me just say, her weave has never looked better! Why can't her hair look that nice most of the time? Or at least some of the time?

Another pic after the jump AND sneak peek video!

Things seem to be slowly going in Spears favor - another spot on television, she's working out, apparently spending time at the recording studio and just yesterday, was given a bit more visitation with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Now, if she could just keep that hair looking healthy - Britney, step away from the ratty weaves. Please.

Here's the HIMYM episode blurb:

When Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Abby (guest star Britney Spears) realize that they have one thing in common -- their mutual hatred of Ted (Josh Radnor) -- the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 12 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Photo: Cliff Lipson/CBS ©2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Britney Wins A Little More Time With Boys

HerBadMother — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Well, it's not a huge big leap, but it is a step forward for the troubled popstar-cum-single-mom. Which, funnily enough, is exactly how K-Fed's lawyer put it: "it's a cautious step forward," he told reporters after Britney's appearance in family court today.

As MTV.com reported this afternoon, the purpose of the hearing was to provide the court with a progress review, which likely involved an assessment of a psychiatrist's evaluation of Spears, and a discussion of the couple's current custody arrangement.

Mark Vincent Kaplan — the attorney representing Kevin Federline in his ongoing custody battle with Spears — disclosed that an adjustment to the couple's current custody arrangement had been made by Commissioner Scott Gordon.

"The court made orders today — orders that [both] parties were able to agree to — and it represents a step going forward, a cautious step but a step nonetheless," he reporters after the hearing. "We are pleased with the progress that seems to be occurring. I never have, and don't want, to speak to what the custodial timeshare is, but obviously, it's something more than it has been."

Hopefully that means that Britney can see her boys for Mother's Day. Because, you know, otherwise that day would - like so many others, I'm sure - just suck for her, no?

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Britney In Court Today: I Can Has Mah Babeez Back, Pleez?

HerBadMother — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are in family court today to figure out whether Britney should be allowed fuller access to their boys.

Proceedings begin at 7:30am PST, and the big question is - will she actually show up this time? Because I'm guessing that if she does show up - which would be in stark contrast to all those other court hearings that she turned up late to or skipped entirely - that'll be, like, ten gajillion points in her favor. Still, according to People.com, experts say it's unlikely the pair's current custody arrangement will change:

"As long as Britney remains under a conservatorship, she has a long way to go before the court views her as a capable mother," says L.A. family lawyer Scott Weston, who is not involved in the case.

Which sucks, but still. A couple of months of avoiding quickie marriages, pregnancy false alarms and paparazzi-baiting doesn't a competent parent make.

We'll keep up with the updates on this one.

Source, source.

Britney's Getting Married!

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:41:00 GMT

To - wait for it, wait for it - DOOGIE HOWSER.

It's official: Britney Spears is returning to the set of How I Met Your Mother. No, it's not the top of the Billboard charts, or sanity, but it's also not some skanked-out reality show, so that's something. And, word has it, it's gonna involve wedding bells.

According to E! Online, Britney is back on set this week, reprising her role from her last appearance, which was just, what? Last month? No word on how Doogie Howser feels about this, but I'm guessing that no matter his true feelings, he's sucking it up, because he and Britney's character just might be getting hitched:

What's the ep about? (Asks Kristin of E! Online's Watch With Kristin blog.) Well, according to Fox: "In 'Everything Must Go,' Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common: their mutual hatred of Ted. The new 'couple' decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted’s face. Desperate to get a rise out of his former pal, Barney pops a surprising question to Abby."

In the words of Long Duck Dong, he's getting maweeed?! Can't be, right? Our beloved Barnana is TV's most beloved antimonogamist!

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Poor Doogie Howser. His secret wish (he denies it, but c'mon) that Britney never again grace the set of his show, How I Met Your Mother, is about to get squashed: Britney's coming back!

According to People.com:

(Britney) is returning to How I Met Your Mother, a source tells PEOPLE.

“The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said. “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.”

The singer/actress will do one episode, the source says. Fox studios would not confirm the appearance.

I don't care what Neil Patrick Harris thinks of all this. If this keeps her from doing a reality series for even a minute longer than might otherwise be the case, I'm happy.

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Either Harold or Kumar Will be a Father Soon

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:56:00 GMT

John Cho who plays one of the title characters in the upcoming film Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, and his wife, actress Kerri Higuchi, are expecting a baby boy. This will be the couples first child.

Cho told People, "I'm really excited – and scared. They're just going to give you the baby, and then you have to take it home. There aren't any doctors around telling you what to do. That thought is really scary to me."

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