FameCrawler : nelly

High-Five Inauguration - The Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:06:00 GMT

Apparently the comic geniuses at Funny or Die have been featuring a series of "High-Five" videos that remind me a little too much of a sketch from Seattle's improv group (whose troupe name I forget) called "High-Fiving White Guys."

It doesn't make it any less funny. In this latest video, "High-Five Inauguration" the two high-fivers run around Washington and do their thing amid a sea of humanity overflowing with celebrities, politicians, pundits and the like.

I'm trying really hard to tie this in with celebrity parenting so bear with me. The video features FameCrawler favorite Jack Black and famous ~~grand~~father Larry King. I'm guessing a lot of the people are parents, which leads to the question: Where are the children? Don't kids need high-fives? Aren't they the future? Hopefully these celebrities will be able to take what they've learned in this video and pass it on to their offspring, and maybe, just maybe, the world will be a better place.

Naaaailed it!

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Nelly Crushing on Ashley Biden

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:05:00 GMT

Nelly is telling Ashley Biden that it's hot in herre, so take off all your clothes. Okay, I know I just used that joke in a previous post, but what other Nelly song would make sense here?

The rapper was performing with Ludacris and DMC at the "Artists Making an Impact" Inaugural event when he reportedly said of new VP Joe Biden's daughter, "She's hot...gonna be a party in the White House." And by party, I don't think he was talking about a luncheon with a piñata.

Which would be fine, except Nelly is supposedly expecting a baby with Ashanti. Oops.

He might want to cool it with Ashley - by the looks of the Secret Service that was out in force on Tuesday, he might be outnumbered.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 16th

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Mr. Roarke Dead; Gen-Xer In Mourning

Golden Globe 2009 - List of Winners

Britney in Sex and the City Sequel?

Kate Hudson is a Hussy

Update! Jen & Ben Reveal Daughter's Name!!

Are Ashanti and Nelly Expecting a Baby Together?

Take a Number: Lance Armstrong Will Fall in Love With You Next

Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe

Guess Who's Getting Married In April?

Oprah French Kisses Kate Winslet's Breasts!

You Just Got Bacon'd!

WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

Are Ashanti and Nelly Expecting a Baby Together?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:35:00 GMT

Word is that Nelly said, "It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes," and Ashanti listened - and now she's pregnant! MediaTakeOut.com is citing an "extremely reliable" source as saying that Ashanti and her rapper boyfriend are expecting a child together.

The couple were reportedly in Atlanta filming a music video with rapper Plies and called a "secret meeting" at the end of the day to announce their pregnancy. I worked on a video once where they called a "secret meeting" at the end of the day, but it was just to yell at everyone for eating too much food off the catering table and then they fired all of us.

Congrats, guys. With you two as parents there's no doubt that the child will have some badass musical genes. But will the baby only have one name, too?

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Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Sarah Palin has suddenly stopped wearing her wedding ring and started wearing a large bandage.

What goes on here?

Is the strain of it all getting to the Palin marriage? It would be understandable if that were the case. Between the kids, campaigning, and legal issues, they are fighting battles on many fronts and that can't leave much time for wine and roses. Maybe some Guns and Roses.

And then there is the bandage.

Polar bear attack? Was the wolf not quite dead yet? Paper cut from one of EVERY newspaper that she reads? Rope burn? Nelly fan?

Here's my theory, which is just a guess, and frankly not nearly as exciting as a moose bite: the disposal. This reeks of classic wedding ring in the garbage disposal. Nothing cuts a hand better than a dig through chicken bones and forgotten silverware.

But I'm not ruling out the moose thing.

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Shots Fired at Party with Usher and Sean "Diddy" Coombs

Karen — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 22:32:00 GMT

At 3:30 a.m. this morning, shots were fired at a party at Dreamz ATL, which was sponsored by Jermaine Dupri. Usher, Nelly and Sean "Diddy" Coombs were in attendance. A security guard was wounded.

"I'm sad this incident happened because it interrupted a beautiful and loving party. But I'm happy none of my people or friends got hurt. And the party continues," Dupri said in a statement.

"I didn't hear the shots, but around 3:30 a.m., everybody started ducking," a party guest reported. "Nobody really knew what happened. It was dark in the club. And everyone was trying to get out of the VIP area, but there were so many people no one could really move."

An announcement was made that the sound wasn't shots but a bottle popping or a speaker problem, "But people, including the celebs, were still trying to leave, so I don't think anyone believed them," he says. "I got outside, and the cops shut the club down. No one inside could leave and no one outside in the parking lot could leave either. One of my friends was stuck inside the club and people were scared that the shooter was still inside."

Yikes!

Ashanti Plans On Having 12 Kids!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

R&B singer Ashanti wants a lot of kids - in fact, she wants a dozen!

Although the 27-year-old has no plans to become a mom just yet, she does want a big brood.

"I need, like 12 (kids)... I love kids. I definitely want to get married.... I'm so family oriented. I want the big wedding, I want the long marriage, I want kids.

"(But) I've got to stack my cheese a little bit more... I want to be able to bring my kids into the world nice and comfortable."

Ashanti is currently dating rap star Nelly - does he know she wants an entire football team? Or two?

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