FameCrawler : neverland

Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch.

Apparently, he's asked them for ten million dollars for it, which seems a bit much for the pervy playground of a suspected pedophile, but price is the least of the issues here. Why would anyone - let alone anyone with a family of young boys - want to live on a property that was a kiddy perv trap? THE MIND BOGGLES.

File this one under Rumors That I Very Much Hope Are Untrue Because I'd Like To Keep My Dinner Down.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-19-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:39:00 GMT

That's it, I'm calling COPS.

Melissa Joan Hart takes Braydon for a stroll (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Alba the Grouch (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Madonna and Guy keep lovin' (Perez Hilton)

Britney must pay K-Fed's bills (Gossip Girls)

No more animals for Neverland (Hollywood Snark)

Paltrow doesn't looks as brittle (Babyrazzi)

Thriller! Michael Jackson's Kids Finally Unmasked

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:50:00 GMT

Hey - they're real! Here's a photo of Michael Jackson's kids, Paris and Prince Michael, where you can see their faces. Usually they're covered with some sort of mask or scarf – those poor kids must think it's freakin' Mardi Gras 24/7.

They're cute kids - he should really let them see the light of day more often. As you can see Michael still feels the need to cover up - he probably didn't have time to put on his nose.

[photo: Bauer-Griffin]