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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Bobby Brown: I Was Whitney's Beard

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:35:00 GMT

I, for one, am grateful that Bobby Brown has written a book as it has given me lots of great material for my posts here at FameCrawler. First the ex-New Edition singer scolds video vixen Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans for her poor parenting skills, and then he claims his marriage to Whitney Houston was a sham to silence rumors about her sexuality.

Houston had been accused in the media of having a bisexual relationship with longtime assistant Robin Crawford, and Brown says Houston was feeling pressure to get married and have children. "I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married... I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children."

Among other things, Brown also claims in his forthcoming autobiography that he died three times and had to be resuscitated. I'm thinking that after Whitney reads his book you can bring that total to four.

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Bobby Brown is a Bigger Jerk Than I Thought

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:50:00 GMT

In search of a great, well written piece of literature? Well, I can't help you there, but how about Bobby Brown's new memoir, 'Being Bobby Brown: The Truth and Nothing But ..." instead?

The philandering, drug-abusing, arrested-for-not-paying-child-support Brown has "written" a book that reveals, among other things, that he cheated on Whitney Houston with video actress Karrine Steffans. Steffans is also known as "Superhead" for reasons totally unrelated to the size of her brain.

But Brown claims that Steffans "was only good for what her nickname stood for and nothing else ... she is a terrible mother ...If there is one thing I can't stand, that's a woman who is not a mother to her children. That's a big turn-off to me!"

And excellent parenting is something the philandering, drug-abusing (did I mention arrested-for-not-paying-child-support?) Brown knows all about.

Brown also accuses Houston, with whom he has a daughter, of causing his drug problems. "I never used cocaine until I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice."

That's right - blame it all on Whitney, Bobby Brown. It's your prerogative.

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