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Brad and Angelina - Together in Cannes

trix — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:15:00 GMT

Brad and Angelina, together again in Cannes.

Take that all you haters! Who knows what's really going on in that relationship, they seem to be trying to keep their private lives private. Imagine that, they don't want everyone in their business. They won't let us in, we get mad and assume something is wrong.

Angelina arrived in Cannes one day after Brad and joined him for a late dinner with 60 of their closest friends. Why was Angelina late?

She attended a war crimes tribunal for Thomas Lugbanga, he's known fro making children as young as 11 become soldiers and/or sex slaves.

Yep, that's pretty important so I'm going to cut her some slack. Even if she is a jealous control freak. She actually cares about what's going on in the world around her.

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Will Brad Fly Solo In Cannes?

trix — Sat, 16 May 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Is Angelina Jolie just too exhausted and/or busy to make the trip to Cannes this year? If so, Quentin Tarantino is gonna be mad!!!

There has been so much speculation about Brad and Angelina's relationship that all the world will be waiting with baited breath to see if she shows up. If she does attend with Brad then every expression and nuance will be examined. If she doesn't attend then all the tongues will be wagging, she can't win for losing.

She may not attend because she is on location in Albany, filming the movie Salt, but that excuse will never fly with us gossipmongers.

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Brad Pitt is Getting The Hell Out Of Dodge

trix — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:32:00 GMT

Where is Brad going and why is he leaving? Does this mean the rumors are true?

Phftttt... I don't think the rumors are true, plus Brad is just going on business.

Brad Pitt is going to Cannes in May to promote his new film Inglourious Basterd. Will Angelina being going with him and which kids will he be taking?

He's probably wanting to get away from all the rumors of the pending split between him and Angelina.

He probably wants to get a break from the constant craziness of kids, rumors and innuendos and is excited about the trip.

The film will be entered into the awards section of the event and is going to be released worldwide in August. Maybe Brad will get a chance to show his heroics and save someone from drowning again.

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Brad Pitt and His Girls Do D.C.

trix — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:05:00 GMT

Brad Pitt took his girls out for a little shopping fun in Washington D.C.

I bet those two little girls have Brad wrapped around their little fingers so tight that he gives them anything they want.

I hope it's not a sigh of the times that Brad took them to that store looking for a job. It must be difficult to go to a job interview with your dad in tow.

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Brad Pitt - One of the Bad Guys?

trix — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Apparently someone thought Brad may be carrying contraband through LAX and was promptly stopped and thoroughly wanded.

Would you stop him, if you could?

That's actually pretty funny. Did the airport security pick him because he is one of the nicer celebrities and knew he wouldn't throw a fit? The authorities have to show that no one is above the law, but seem to make it as painless as possible for themselves, especially since that whole Jamie Lynn fiasco.

Good thing Brad didn't have all the kids and Angelina in tow, that would have been to much trouble for the "wander" to deal with. Brad seemed to take it all in stride, he probably appreciated the "non-special" treatment.

TMZ caught it all on video, watch it here.

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George Clooney To Be a Dad

trix — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 GMT

George Clooney said it would never happen to him. He swore up and down that he would never be a dad, but it's happened.

George is all set to star in the finale of E.R., along with Juliana Margulies. They will be playing their same roles but returning as a married couple with twins, girls no less.

It's news, because it might be the closest he ever comes to procreating, the closest we ever come to Clooney babies.

I have to admit I've never watched an episode of E.R.. Have I been missing out?

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Brad Pitt Says We're Ready For More

trix — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:03:00 GMT

Brad and Angelina have their work cut out for them everyday. They have to get up and get six kids up and ready for the day.

I know they have help getting the kids ready, but I really want to believe that they are pretty hands on. I don't think that they would have as many kids as they do without wanting to be a part of the daily routine.

Brad talked about the twins and their place or role in the family thus far.

He said, "We were four before, and we got into our rhythms and it worked. Then someone new comes in, and it discombobulates the movements for a moment, but then you settle in again and it just all works. Everyone's pretty well integrated. It's not the first time new kids have come in."

Now that everyone has found their role he says that they are ready to add to the family.

"We haven't found any reason to stop yet," he says. "It's chaos at times, but there's such joy in the house. I look and there's our boy from Vietnam and our daughter from Ethiopia, and our girl was born in Namibia, and our son is from Cambodia, and they're brothers and sisters, man. They're brothers and sisters and it's a sight for elation. We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it's selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary."

I know there are haters out there that can't stand Brad and Angelina, but they have the right reasons to adopt. To create a family and be a part of something better than ourselves.

That's why we have kids too.

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Oh George Clooney, I'll Adopt You

trix — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:33:00 GMT

George Clooney said, “I always wanted to be adopted, but I couldn’t find anyone.” He told Bill Small, “I’m very wealthy. I’ll take care of you.”

His friend Brad Pitt doesn't want to adopt him? I will adopt him. He can come to my house and take care of me. It would be awesome, he could play with my kids, walk them to school. Maybe pick up the dog poop around the yard, you know like the oldest kid.

Or maybe, he could just take us to his villa in Europe, I think I might like that.

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Brad Pitt Wants To Make A Great Escape

trix — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Brad Pitt wants to be just like Steve McQueen or at least play him in a movie.

The rights to a biography of Steve McQueen by Marshall Terrill have been purchased by some Hollywood producers and they are shopping around for actors who can fill the shoes of McQueen.

Could Brad Pitt be the one?

An insider let it slip that Brad Pitt is one of the top choices because he has the right look and persona. Brad has the right kind of talent and has a love of fast cars and motorcycles that Steve McQueen was famous for.

Steve McQueen was an interesting cat and I'd love to see a movie of his life. I hope they include all the little interesting tidbits about his humor and his commitment to the boys home he spent time in as a teenager.

I also think that Brad Pitt would be an excellent choice for this part, he has the charisma to carry it off. I'm really excited about this, they need to hurry up and make the movie already.

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Brad Pitt was a Stoner

trix — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Parenting sure changes us doesn't it? I mean, I used to go out dancing 6 nights a week and now I am a virtual shut in.

Brad Pitt used to be a big pot head. I know it's no big surprise however, someone is "exposing" Brad Pitt as a wake and baker by saying that he used to live to get high.

"It was no secret Brad liked to smoke pot. He was so open and honest about it. It seemed to me all he wanted to do was smoke weed, make movies and go to the beach. He'd come into the shop all the time. He came in once and was excited about smoking with one of his very big-name co-stars. 'We blaze (smoke pot) every day in his trailer,' He had a huge grin on his face."

Brad Pitt stopped smoking pot a while ago and says he is a lot clearer now. His head is no longer cloudy and, "His whole life has changed since he stopped smoking pot. He found he was thinking clearer and feeling better."

Brad Pitt has too many people depending on him now to be distracted by getting high.

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Will Brad Pitt Follow Angelina out of Show Business?

trix — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:32:00 GMT

My favorite line from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was the, "You are perfect" line. I think that this is definitely his best look, the rugged mid forties vibe he has going on.

Though we may have to depend upon watching old movies to catch a glimpse of him in the movies sooner than we would like.

Brad said that he likes, "The balance of it all right now, but probably at some point in the next few decades, I'll be gone from the world of acting. To be honest, I want to get all the kids to the age of 18 and then I'll re-evaluate and decide what I'm going to do."

Well, that's a relief, we have at least 18 years left to ogle him in the movies.

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Brad Pitt Does W

trix — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT

OH wow,

Brad Pitt is featured on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine and boy, does he look good.

I'll take the rugged, natural look over the pretty boy look any day.

Brad gave an in-depth interview as well. . .

On falling in love with Angelina: “What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

- On Jennifer Aniston’s comment that it was “uncool” for Angie to say she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith: “Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.”

-On his relationship with Jen now: “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

Why did he request that the photographer shoot him with a technique that captures every line and flaw? Because he didn’t want to be “the guy coming out of the ocean water with his T-shirt wet, even though I’ve done that, too, but have always walked away feeling a little crap about it.”

-On photographing Jolie for W magazine’s November 2008 photo spread: “We have fun working together; these things bring you closer. And let me tell you, it’s really sexy to see your loved one through the lens. I went much further [than the cover shot of Jolie breast-feeding]. I didn’t show those.”

-On how he went from being a slacker in the late 90’s to having a strong interest in philanthropy: “[I was] spending too much time smoking things I shouldn’t be. I was asking, What’s it about? It couldn’t just be wanting a successful movie or something. Then I got more engaged, started studying more and [my] interests blossomed.”

- On how family life has changed him: “I quit smoking. That was the only thing that got me to quit. That was it. Done.”

-On wearing motorcycle gear to evade paparazzi: “This is my anonymity. With it, I’m just another a–hole on the streets.”

-On being in Chicago’s Grant Park on election night for President-elect Obama’s acceptance speech: “It was just total jubilation. It was the best rock concert that I’ve ever been to. Really. I could just feel it in the air. All the boulevards were closed afterward, and so we walked a half hour to the hotel. Everyone was just on a high.”

-On how he was able to walk undisturbed through the crowded streets of Chicago: “Man, nobody cared about us at that moment. By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You’ve just got to keep moving. You can’t stop.”

-On gay marriage rights: “People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying. What if someone said, ‘Sorry, no Christianity here? No Judaism. Certainly no Mormons.’ No one would stand for that, and I wouldn’t allow anyone to say that either. I’d fight them in the same way.”

-On how his own mortality: “I’m scared to death of death.”

I like Brad Pitt, I think that he is a good match for Angelina. I don't think that she has sucked the "hot" out of him, I think that his path in life right now just makes him more handsome.

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Brad Pitt- We're Never Going To Stop

trix — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:33:00 GMT

So we all know that Angelina and fatherhood was the natural direction for Brad Pitt's life to take, but how many kids are they really going to have?

According to Brad, they aren't going to stop until they find a reason to stop. They haven't found a reason to quit yet. I did, my sanity.

It's great that they want to keep having and adopting, they do set a great example of helping others and that family is about unconditional love.

Angelina is probably glad that her vagina isn't going to be quite as used up as Ma Dugggar's.

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Angelina Jolie's Gingerbread Home for the Holidays

Karl Erikson — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:02:00 GMT

We all know that Brad Pitt is kind of an architecture fan, and now his kids seem to be picking up the hobby, as well. Granted, it's on a smaller scale, but still.

"They're making gingerbread houses right now," says mother Angelina Jolie. "They're great."

As for the holiday traditions, Angelina, 33, says that the Jolie-Pitts are "just like all families." You know, they dance around 8 live reindeer and trim their 28-foot golden Christmas tree while bringing gold, frankincense, and myrhh to baby Jesus in their full-scaled live-action nativity scene. Just like the rest of us.

Angelina recently showed up solo for the premiere of close friend Clint Eastwood's newest film, "Gran Torino." She said, "I think he gets better every year."

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Which Daddy Got A New Toy Before Christmas?

trix — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Which celebudaddy is riding around on a sweet new bike?

Oh, it's just Brad Pitt. He was spotted riding around New Orleans on his new ride.

I can't wait until he is done filming Inglorious Bastards. The mustache is driving me nuts, but then I'm not a big fan of facial hair. Side burns yes, mustache and beard no. It looks like it's short enough to remain a little course so he probably has to be careful not to leave mustache burns on his kid's delicate skin, especially that sensitive baby skin.

Ouch!

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Brad Pitt Does Architectural Digest

Karl Erikson — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Brad Pitt is on the January cover of Architectural Digest, thanks to his good works in New Orleans with the Make It Right Foundation. His foundation is helping build affordable houses, while at the same time making them green and able to survive the wacky New Orleans weather. Architects, residents, and community leaders all help make the foundation work.

There are 150 homes almost complete in the Lower 9th Ward, and they're using that model for other slammed regions around the world. "We've cracked something here," Brad says. "These houses redefine affordable housing. This is a proving ground for a bigger idea that could work globally. This project is not mine any more. It's so beyond me."

It's nice to see someone with all that money doing really good things with it. It'd be nicer if he sent me some of it, but still... He's setting a great example for his eleventy hundred kids.

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Angelina and Maddox Go Toy Shopping

Karl Erikson — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:34:00 GMT

Maddox and Mommy Angelina went toy shopping at The Little Toy Shop in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Angelina and Brad Pitt have a house there. Brad will be going on Larry King Live on Tuesday to talk about the Make It Right project, which builds green, affordable houses for Hurricane Katrina victims. There's also going to be a screening of his new movie, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" in New Orleans tomorrow night.

7-year-old Maddox looks like he's having a grand ol' time. I would, too, if Angelina was buying me toys.

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Angelina Jolie: Pax Still Saves His Food

Karl Erikson — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have 3 adopted children, and she says that there are challenges associated with adopting an older child, as opposed to adopting an infant. Pax, 5, was adopted a couple of years ago in Vietnam, where he lived in an orphanage for his first 3 years.

Some of the funny parts of helping him adjust: "He would take 5 baths a day," Angelina says. And they "had trouble convincing him underwear is not pants." He also went from being the "shyest to the wildest person in the house."

But the emotional scars of his earliest years remain. "Children respond to affection quickly when they have been starved of it, so they are very loving soon after coming home. But Pax, for example, still wants to save food. He often puts parts of his dinner away for another time, even though we explain there will be more tomorrow."

Wow, that's rough. Can't even imagine what he must have gone through to put him in that mindset. Good thing he has such supportive and loving parents now.

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Angelina Plans to Fade Away

Karl Erikson — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:34:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie is still doing publicity for her latest movie, "The Changeling." She recently opened up about show business and her family. She and Brad Pitt have their hands busy with six children: Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 3-1/2, Shiloh, 2, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 4 months.

Angelina says that the public see what they want to see, and they don't really acknowledge the "reality" of her life, which is more about diapers and bedtime stories than anything else. The 33-year-old actress says her life is more mundane these days than glamourous, by far.

"They like to make things a little fantastic," she says. People like to imagine that, I guess, in some way...But I like to think that people can see through that and I think that there are a lot of people out there -- for example mothers -- that can see through a lot of stuff and can know that we're similar in many ways."

"I have a lot of children and I have a big responsibility to make sure they're growing right," Angelina says. This coming from a woman who is a top box office attraction and a United Nations ambassador. She purposefully exposes her kids to different cultures. "I want them to see all different countries. I want to learn with them about the world and certainly, wherever I can, shine light on situations I think are important."

As for selling photos of her twins to People magazine, she says it was either that or "people breaking into our property or the hospital" to get shots of the twins. Better to just sell the photos and donate the money to charity..."something we can make positive and do some good."

All in all, Angelina says that she'll gradually be changing to a life away from Hollywood. She wants fewer and fewer roles since she really enjoys "being home a lot these days." She knows that her life in the spotlight won't last forever. She looks forward to "fading away" and "being a grandma one day."

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Jack Black and Angelina Kung Fu Fighting

Karl Erikson — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:34:00 GMT

It's time for the Kung Fu Panda DVD release and the stars were onhand at Grauman's Chinese theater Sunday. There's Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie and Dreamworks' Jeffrey Katzenberg. Look at the legs on Angelina! There's a yummy mummy!

The Kung Fu Panda DVD has a lot of extra features, of course, including a "Meet the Cast" and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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Angelina Jolie Has Billy Bob's Name Tattooed on Vajayjay

Karl Erikson — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:04:00 GMT

You heard me right. There's this tattoo artist named Friday Jones who says she branded Angelina's nethers. She says, "I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see. She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend."

But really? Tattooing her vajayjay? OWCH!

"She was always like ‘Tattoo me! I’m jonesing for another one,’ or ‘I want Billy Bob’s name on me!’ So I put his name down there." Yes, that down there.

I'll bet Brad loves seeing that every time he goes downtown.

Truth, be told, I have a tattoo on my genitals, too. It says, "Antidisestablishmentarianism." Three times.

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Angelina & Brad: It Takes A Village Or Six Nannies

Sassy Smith — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have 23 kids - well, only six, but it seems like 23. They're all 7 years and under and two of them are infants. A lot of joy for certain but also a lot of work. So how do the celebrity parents keep their home and family in running order? With much help!

According to reports, the famous couple have six nannies to help keep things running smoothly and they also have a fleet of cars. I don't think the cars do much in the way of looking after the kids though. Just sayin'.

Life & Style spoke with Mya Walters, a public-relations manager for the car company that the Jolie-Pitts use. She said, "We've provided them with more than 20 Volkswagens while they're here in Berlin."

Loads of cars, lots of nannies, but that's not all. The Berlin home they're leasing for a few months while Brad works on his latest film has tons of room, including a dinner table that seats 16. That's a big table. But then again, big family.

Brad and Angie had cut their staff down to four nannies but things quickly went to chaos, so they flew two more in. Hey, can't say I blame them. If I could have six nannies I would. Heck, I'd even settle for one.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:41:00 GMT

Star magazine hit newstands yesterday with the headline you see above: Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal! Here's a snippet from the issue, that claims Angelina Jolie is worried Brad Pitt is gonna pull a Brad Pitt and cheat. What? It's not like it's unprecedented.

Says Star:

"Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars and director of his latest movie, Inglourious Bastards. But what's really sending Angie over the edge is the blatant flirtation between him and his gorgeous leading lady, German actress Diane Kruger! 'Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together,' an insider tells Star. 'Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen.'"

"Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during (a cast dinner party in Berlin in September). 'She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again.'"

I don't know how Brad could cheat on Angelina Jolie, but then I was pretty gobsmacked when he cheated on Jennifer Aniston, too. I mean, look at this Diane Kruger! If I was Angelina, I'd be worried, too.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie attended the Hollywood Film Festival in Beverly Hills Monday evening. Jolie was looking radiant and sleek in a long black dress and flowing hair. Although she's the mother of six kids, the two youngest being 3-month-old twins, she looks fairly well rested!

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The 33-year-old actress was on hand to present the legendary Clint Eastwood the Hollywood Director of the Year Award.

Angie said to the audience, "There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they'll live up to what we imagined them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better."

Eastwood recently directed Jolie in the newly released film, Changeling.

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Whit Honea — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have long maintained that they would not get married until the United States allowed same-sex marriage. Said Pitt, "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

That hasn't happened, although the superstars are doing what they can to support the cause. Basically, No on Prop 8 means Yes on I do.

Jolie said recently in an interview with the Italian version of Vanity Fair, "Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards.

"But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?""

Yes, Shrek, the moral compass by which our lives find their way.

Good luck to the Jolie-Pitts, their kids and their cause. And their ogres.

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