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Ellen Shows Ashlee Simpson's "Baby Bump" Some Love

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:03:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson stopped by the studio to tape her segment for the Ellen show, and the talk show host couldn't resist some baby bump rubbing!

Video after the jump!

Although we've yet to get a conclusive, straight answer on whether Ashlee Simpson is sperminated by her fiance, Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz, we'll go under the assumption she is pregnant.

DeGeneres didn't have any qualms about asking Simpson about the taboo subject - "I can't let you sit here and not ask you the question. Are you or are you not pregnant?"

Ashlee gave the standard, 'let's see how I can avoid giving a straight answer,' by replying, "That is definitely something that I choose personally not to discuss except for the fact that maybe... do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don't think I do!"

The singer then stood up to show her petite frame and Ellen admittedly agreed that she doesn't look pregnant. However, the talk show queen asked Ashlee to make her a promise - that she wouldn't wait as long as JLo did to announce her pregnancy. Simpson replied, "I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that."

Of course, Ellen, forever the comedian, asked her, "Is it a boy or a girl?" Ha!

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How To Tell Your Kids You're Getting A Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Getting a boob job? Tummy tuck? Nose job? Cheek implants? Whatever your pleasure is, now you have an easy way to tell your kids that you're going for surgery and may look different. Trust me - I'm writing this trying not to fall over from laughing too hard.

Surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer from Florida, has written a book, specifically a "kid's book" titled My Beautiful Mommy and it helps you, as a mom, talk to your child about your recent plastic surgery. It's geared towards kids between the ages of 4 and 7 and helps answer those tough questions - like when your six year old asks why your boobs are way bigger and not hanging to your waist anymore. Or why mommy ~~is scary looking~~ doesn't quite look the same.

Newsweek wrote:

"My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"

Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled."

Right.

Dr. Salzhauer explains, "I tried to skirt that issue in the text itself. The tummy lends itself to an easy explanation to the children: extra skin and can't fit into your clothes. The breasts might be a stretch for a six-year-old." Hmm.

Mother's Day is coming up - this would make a great gift idea for those women in your life that are about to have plastic surgery or recently had it. Better run out and get your copy before they sell out. Run!!!!!!!

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Ashlee Simpson's Baby Photos - $1 Million Price Tag

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:07:00 GMT

Geez, we can't even get a truly straight answer from Ashlee Simpson or Pete Wentz on whether she's actually pregnant, yet her baby's photos are going to fetch one million bucks? Maybe she already had the baby!

Joe Simpson, Ashlee's ~~creepy~~ dad has reportedly been trying to broker a deal, as her business manager, to sell her unborn baby's photos for a cool mil. He may not like Wentz or be thrilled that his daughter is going to marry him and have his baby, but hey, that grandchild will bring some cash in. It just may not be the kind of cash that Papa Joe is expecting.

A source told Pagesix, "Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover." Hey Nicole Richie's baby Harlow's photo brought in $1 million, so I'm doubting Ashlee Simpson's kid will get that much - not that her baby will be less important than Nicole's baby - it's just that Nicole is kind of more famous than Ashlee - or at least more interesting.

The source said, "The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money - an interview and photos of the baby when she has it." Don't you mean if she has it - we still aren't sure she's sperminated.

So far, no takers on the photo deal - Papa Joe's gonna have to work it some more.

An unnamed editor thinks the one million dollar price tag is too high, "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million!" Ha.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:04:00 GMT

What a day - lots going on for Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson! The engaged couple sparked pregnancy rumors a few days ago, then today, it was "confirmed," and now - not so much.

Although both UsWeekly and Ok! are reporting that Ashlee Simpson and fiance Pete Wentz are expecting their first child, The Fall Out Boy bassist is DENYING it.

Wentz tells MTV News:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood," he wrote in an email. "This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

He was asked again if he was denying the reports that Ashlee is preggo and his answer:

"Yeah."

Yeah. If someone says "yeah," then that's the truth. I'm always under the theory of, it's the denial before the confirmation - so let's just wait a couple of days and I bet we'll get another confirmation. Ha.

I guess Jessica isn't going to be an auntie quite yet. Shucks.

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