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Confirmed: Bruno's Assault On Eminem Was Staged!

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:35:00 GMT

In case you hadn't figured it out by now, Sacha Cohen will not be charged with aggravated assault for his "accidental" teabagging of Eminem at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards - it was all staged and rehearsed.

Comedy writer Scott Auckerman of Mr. Show with Bob and David fame has come clean so that the rest of humanity can now go about the rest of their lives. From his blog:

"Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!"

Keep in mind, those last words were his, not mine.

So, to answer the question, what did Cohen's daughter Olive think about all this, I have to wonder. Is it better to explain to your 20 month-old daughter: daddy accidentally teabagged Mr. Eminem, OR daddy stuck his butt in that man's face on purpose because it's funny?

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Shia LaBeouf's Childhood Plagued By Naked Mom

Josh loposer — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Shia LaBeouf may seems like a somewhat normal, well-adjusted human being, but just beneath the surface, he may have some deep-seated psychological issues stemming from his mom's addicition to nudity.

Apparently, Shia's parents were dyed in the wool hippies of the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring variety: nudists -- especially his mother.

“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells Playboy in their June issue — on sale May 15. “All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”

Apparently, there was a lot of openness in Shia's household. His dad smoked pot in the house and he says that's given him a pretty liberal attitude about drug use. He also recently called his mom the "sexiest woman I know."

We've all been damaged by our hippie parents at some level -- either by inheriting their LSD-soaked DNA, or just the weird rituals they made us observe growing up. Still, it sounds like Shia's experience was on a whole different level.

Somewhere down the line, that guy's going to need hours of intense therapy to get over his mommy issues, but at least he can afford it.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 13th

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Katie Holmes is Beautiful Again

Is Kelly Clarkson Pregnant? (PHOTOS and VIDEO)

Jade Goody's Funeral: Public?

Paramedics Called to New Octomom House

Michael J. Fox is Positive

Angelina Caught Brad With The Nanny!

Gospel Singer BeBe Winans Arrested For Assault

Britney Spears Has A Not So Secret Romance

Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 6th

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Jon Gosselin of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" Cheating on Wife?

Milo and My Son Agree - Scooby Doo is Awesome

T.O. is OUT: Dallas Cowboys Release Terrell Owens

Video - The Bachelor Explains Himself On Jimmy Kimmel

Update!! "The Bachelor" Jason Mesnick Makes His Choice!!

Jade Goody's Wedding Kiss Photo

Angelina Jolie Can't Take It Anymore

Has Marquis Cooper Been Found Alive?

Guess the Celebrity's Kid XII

America's Got Talent's Piers Morgan in Constant Touch with His Children

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 27th

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Wedding Bells: Dying Jade Goody Gets Her Wish On Sunday

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston - The Oscar Throw Down

Jade Goody - Her Story

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Oscar

Cruz Beckham Celebrates 4th Birthday in Costume

Naomi Watts Says Sasha is a Total Daddy's Boy

Adriana Lima is Not Pregnant, Just Married

Guess the Pregnant Celebrity IX

Nadya Suleman's Sperm Donor - Tricked!

Teeny Tiny Jade Goody In A Teeny Tiny Wedding Dress

Heidi Klum and Seal at Oscars

After 2nd-Round Loss, Tiger Woods is Going Home

Guess the Celebrity's Kid XVII

Octo-mom Nadya Suleman - Loving Mother or Professional Moocher?

Update: New Spoiler! The Bachelor Jason Mesnick Chooses...

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 20th

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Jade Goody in Her Wedding Dress - Photo

Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman Abuses Her Children?

Alfie,13, May NOT Be The Father, Will Take DNA Test!

Jack P. Shepherd Welcomes "Coronation Street" Baby No. 3

Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Obsessed With Angelina Jolie. But If You See Brad Pitt, Give Him My Number

American Idol: Single Mom Alexis Grace Makes It To the Top 12

Wanda Opalinska Welcomes "Coronation Street" Baby No. 4

Boy,13 Becomes Father, Sister Had Baby At 13 Too!

Lance Armstrong's Schedule is the Same as His Kids' Schedule

Jade Goody Goes Home To Spend Her Last Days With Family

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 13th

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Nadya Suleman Exclusive Interview on Dateline - Video

Nadya Suleman's Pregnancy Was Huge. Literally. (PHOTO)

First Pictures of Nadya Suleman's Octuplets

Jade Goody's Boyfriend Wants Curfew Changed

Video: Pregnant M.I.A. Grammy Performance, Says Son To Be Hip Hop Star

Dr Phil Takes On Octuplets Mom. Guess Who Wins?

Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman: Angelina Jolie Wannabe?

Naomi Watts Says Octuplets Story is Way Too Much

Octuplet Mom Nadya Suleman Received $300,000 For NBC Interview?

Michelle Obama on the Cover of Vogue

Nadya Suleman and the Octuplets - Their Story

Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Irresponsible Or Selfish

Kristy Swanson Gets Married to Skating With Celebrities Partner

Salma Hayek Spreads The Breastfeeding Love

Is Seth Binzer Dead From Cardiac Arrest?

Is Nadya Suleman in Hiding?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 6th

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Mark Wahlberg Plans a G-Rated Wedding

Mom Jeans - A Poll

Britney Threatens to Cancel Tour

Baby Bump Photo: Halle Berry Pregnant Again?

Nadya Suleman - Octuplet Mom Won't Receive Freebies

Christian Bale Shows Alec Baldwin What Angry Dads Really Sound Like

Alessanda Ambrosio Shares Her Motherhood Routine

TLC's Kate Gosselin Talks Octuplets Mom

A Baby For Demi and Ashton!

Sex and the City Star Welcomes Baby

Mother of Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman Speaks Out

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 30th

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

RIP, John Updike

Jessica Simpson Weight Gain: Are Her Mom Jeans Trying to Tell Us Something?

Kate Gosselin To Octuplets Mom: "Trust God's plan - He knows best!"

Reese and Jake- Bored Together?

Britney Spears' Tight Bod, But Can She Get Over Sucking at Dancing?

Michael Jai White and Daughter

Where Did the Baby Bump Go?

Dakota Fanning Raves About "Twilight" Sequel Role

Eddy Curry's Ex-Girlfriend Murdered in Front of His Son

Bachelor Spoiler Alert! Find Out Who Jason Mesnick Chooses (Photos)!

Michelle Obama is Pregnant!

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 23rd

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Obama's Inauguration Speech and Oath - Text and Video

Inaugural Ball Photos: President Obama,First Lady Michelle & The Stars

Jenna and Barbara Bush: Letter to Malia and Sasha Obama

Sing This To Your Kids Tonight Instead Of A Lullaby: Will.i.am's America's Song (Free Download!)

Tragic: Sarah Parish's Infant Daughter Dies

Katie Holmes Has to Be Pregnant This Time

Whose Smokin' Hot, Bikini Ready, Post Baby Body Is This?

Lily Allen Talks About Miscarriage

Spike.com Hates Moms, Preggos And Women In General

Sasha Gives Barack Obama a 'Thumbs Up'

Video: Obamas' Inaugural Ball First Dance & Michelle Wears Jason Wu

Ex- NFL Player Shane Dronett Dead

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 16th

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Mr. Roarke Dead; Gen-Xer In Mourning

Golden Globe 2009 - List of Winners

Britney in Sex and the City Sequel?

Kate Hudson is a Hussy

Update! Jen & Ben Reveal Daughter's Name!!

Are Ashanti and Nelly Expecting a Baby Together?

Take a Number: Lance Armstrong Will Fall in Love With You Next

Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe

Guess Who's Getting Married In April?

Oprah French Kisses Kate Winslet's Breasts!

You Just Got Bacon'd!

WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 9th

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa Welcome Son with a Doozy of a Name

John Travolta's Son Dies

Jett Travolta - The Story of His Death

Romijn, O'Connell Twins: First Pictures & Names Explained

Update: John Travolta Son's Death Details & Statements

Jett Travolta's Family Speaks Out

New Details: Jett Travolta Died In His Father's Arms

Travolta Tragedy- Now the Rumors Begin

Jett Travolta's Death Investigated by Police

Did Scientology Kill Jett Travolta?

Couple Has Black & White Twins...Again!

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 2nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Kate Winslet Looks Good Naked

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

Is Jennifer Garner in Labor?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: It's Over

Josh & Anna Duggar: Premarital Sex

Charles Barkley - DUI, Gun and Oral Sex: Still Not a Role Model?

Public Sex and New Year's Orgasms with Jordan and Peter

Snow, Fur And Sarah Palin In A Bikini

Ani DiFranco Has a Trick Baby

Mariah Carey Eats Oysters, Therefore is Not Pregnant

When Baby Daddies Attack

Heath Ledger is Haunting Michelle for Closure

Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 26th

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Michael Jackson Is Dying?

Katie Holmes Needs a Nap...and Some Makeup

Nicole Kidman Skipped Son Connor's Premiere, Too

Bush Twins: The Obama Girls Are Cuter Than We Are

Best Mom Quote All Week

Christmas Eve Eats With the Beckhams

Adam Sandler Meets Frosty

Jennifer Garner is a Giver

Jennifer Aniston A Baby-Crazed Mess?

Remains Positively Identified as Those of Caylee Anthony

Family Friend Says "I Could Have Saved Caylee"

Photos: Lisa Rinna Nude For Playboy

Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 19th

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Isla Fisher Does NOT Look Old Enough To Be A Mom

Brad and Angelina Don't Spoil Their Kids

Connor Cruise: Dad Tom Skips His Son's Premiere to Promote Valkyrie But Why

Megan Fox is a Step MILF in Waiting

Clay Aiken Pregnant Again!

Jennie Garth: Daughter Weirded Out by "Twilight" Dad Fans

Brit Wants More Kids With K-Fed!

New Halle Berry Topless Pics

Sheen Girls in Car Crash

1981 Murder of Adam Walsh Solved (Photos)

Seal Is A Brave Man

Letterman Asks Jen Aniston: What's In YOUR Uterus?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 12th

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Amy Poehler Returns to SNL - Video

How Kate Gosselin Plans Her Holidays

Photos: Ashlee Simpson Debuts Post-Baby Body!

Bad Idea: Pussycat Dolls Offer to Babysit Britney Spears' Kids

Jessica Alba Is To Good To Be True

Is That A Baby Bump?

(Sort Of) Confirmed: Janet Jackson is Pregnant!

Details: Keri Russell Strips Down

Mariah Carey Preggers?

Shauna Sand's Husband is Freaking Nuts, Allegedly

Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 5th

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Tom Cruise Has Creepy Ideas

What's In Christina Aguilera's Locket?

A-Rod Cheating on Madonna With Melissa Britos? (Photos)

Matthew McConaughey Going Bongo in Brazil

Britney's Hidden Messages: Bringing New Meaning To The Term 'MILF'

MC Breed Has Died

Gwen Stefani and the Men in Her Life - Photos

Jennifer Hudson's Brother-In-Law Arrested For Murder Of Family

NBC is Pissed: Britney Cancels Performance at Last Second

Clay Aiken is a Push-Over

From Fat To Fab: Ricki Lake Lost 140 Pounds!

Guess Which Gossip Girl Is Pregnant?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of November 28th

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Joely Fisher Introduces Daughter Olivia to the World

A Message from Suri Cruise

Video: Christina Aguilera's AMA Performance

Gordon Ramsey- Adulterer Extraordinaire

Nicolette Sheridan and David Spade Are Having Sex

Five Reasons Why Naming Your Kid Bronx Mowgli Makes You Look Like An Ass

Madonna Takes A Page From Sarah Palin's Turkey Slaughter Notebook

Three's Company: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Jack Wagner Will Spend Thanksgiving Together

Gwyneth and Chris Are Splitting Up?

Brad & Jen: The Real Reason They Didn't Have Kids

Gwen, Gavin, Kingston and Zuma: Pictures

Killers' Brandon Flowers Says Fatherhood Gives Life Context

Best of FameCrawler: Week of November 21st

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Welcome a Boy!

Angelina Jolie: Pax Still Saves His Food

Travis Barker's Plane Crash: Crash Recordings Released

Five Reasons Mariah Carey IS Pregnant With Nick Cannon's Baby

Ireland Basinger-Baldwin Turns 22

Balthazar Getty and Rosetta- Back Together

Minnie Driver Is Eating to Get Slim

Beatrice McCartney: Life Father, Like Daughter

Top Hollywood Tot: Miss Suri Cruise

Has Something Gone Wrong With Ashlee Simpson's Pregnancy?

Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

What Real Estate Crisis? David Beckham's Trashed Childhood Home Selling for $1.5 Million

P.S. Krista Allen and Jacob

Whit Honea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Krista Allen and her son Jacob joined a cast of (apparently) thousands at the P.S. Arts "Express Yourself 2008" event in Santa Monica.

All I knew about Krista Allen was that she spent some time with one Mr. George Clooney so I decided to Google her. Holy crap! Krista Allen is NSFW!

The things I do for research!

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Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:37:00 GMT

I've only seen the first season of "Weeds." I know, I don't get Showtime or HBO. Sucks. But I've always thought Mary Louise Parker was kind of hot. Now here she is in the season finale of "Weeds" - naked. Um, I'm calling DirecTV right now to get a Showtime subscription. Can't wait for it to get on DVD so I can get it through Netflix. Well, I suppose there's Bittorent.

Parker is the mother of two children: William Atticus Parker, 4, and adopted daughter Caroline from Ethiopia.

You can see the uncensored video clip by clicking on "Source" below.

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Jenna Jameson is Preggers, Says She's Just Like Angelina!

Karl Erikson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Ex porn star Jenna Jameson, 34, has been trying to get pregnant for months now. Four years ago she suffered a miscarriage right after learning she had malignant melanoma. She's been trying for a baby since May with her boyfriend of two years, martial arts fighter Tito Ortize, and it's finally happened.

"Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant," Jameson said. "It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible." She's ecstatic with the fantastic news.

She says she's not planning on marriage any time soon. "I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

Um, yeah, because Angelina started out by making hundreds of porn movies and dancing on a pole. True, Angelina DID star in "Hackers," which had as good a plotline as most porn films, but she hardly got naked in it. Dammit.

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Will Smith on Letterman

Whit Honea — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Did you know that Will Smith puts out a new movie every 30 minutes? It's true*.

He was on Letterman talking Hancock and family stuff:

*Not true

PS- Be careful searching for Hancock pictures, holy crap, my eyes!

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Angelina Looks Happy, Says Her Dad

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie's dad has been keeping an eye on his little girl.

"She looks very happy now," Voight, 69, told People Thursday night. And "very heavy!" he added when asked what he thought of Jolie's pregnant pictures from the Cannes Film Festival. "She looks like she's having a couple of babies."

Jolie recently told press that her and her dad are working on building their relationship.

"We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years," she said.

That's nice. I hope it all works out.

Eva Mendes Topless Photos, Still Not Pregnant

Whit Honea — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:51:00 GMT

Eva Mendes has been the subject of pregnancy rumors for the better part of a year. Her new pictorial in the Italian issue of Vogue puts those rumors to rest- and then some.

The pictures are done in a manner that immediately bring to mind Sophia Loren images of days gone by, and that's a good thing. Sophia was about as sexy as they came and Eva is looking better here than I've ever seen her. Kudos, Vogue.

See how non-pregnant and very sexy Eva Mendes is looking here, or if you want the boobs in all their glory, you know, for art, then click here (site is NSFW). Sheyla Hershey could learn a little something here about less being more.