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Lourdes Has Bat Mitzvah

Karl Erikson — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Little Lourdes is all grown up. At least according to her religion. Lourdes Leon had her Bat Mitzvah at the Kabbalah Center in Manhattan last night, so she has officially come of age, even though she doesn't turn 12 until October 14. Geez, THAT'S how you dress for something as important as a Bat Mitzvah? Seems Lourdes already has terrible taste in clothing.

Even Madonna took a break from her touring and slamming Sarah Palin to come and celebrate. Now that Lourdes had her Bat Mitzvah, Lourdes has the same responsibilities as any other adult. Finally, a kid that has to pay a mortgage and remember to get her car registration during her birth month.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Madonna is in the middle of her Sticky & Sweet tour and, like a lot of celebs, can't keep her mouth shut about politics. Here she is threatening to kick Sarah Palin's ass and get her "off of my street." Course, after she says she wants to kick Palin's ass, she says she loves "her soul." Uh, yeah.

What's wrong, Madonna? Not getting enough publicity already? She does this shit on purpose, knowing full well there are tons of cell phone cameras around and it's going to go viral on Youtube. Ugh. Stay classy, Vadge.

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Karl Erikson — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Madonna has been wearing her locks long during her Sticky and Sweet Tour, and would love a sexier chop, but husband Guy Ritchie says no. He's banned her from cutting her hair.

Madonna, 50, told Fox News, "I want to have shorter hair, but I have a husband that loves the long-haired look and, well, that is just one of the things I do for him."

The other things mostly involve the couple's leather love swing, but for some reason they cut that bit out of the interview.

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Karl Erikson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Gloria Estefan, Ms. Miami Sound Machine herself, says that she shared pregnancy tips with Madonna. After Estefan's serious injury - where she broke her back - in a 1990 bus crush, she was seriously worried about being infertile. Fortunately, she now has beautiful Emily, 13, and thought she'd share her secrets of conception with Madonna.

Gloria says, "Madonna was over to dinner and all we talked about was babies. "My baby, the problems I’d had conceiving after breaking my back, the baby she wanted at 37. So I gave her 2 tips. One, have a pain-killing epidural injection. Two, if you want to help nature, get your legs in the air!"

Um, Gloria? If there's one thing Madonna doesn't need help with, it's keeping her legs in the air.

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Karl Erikson — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Just like a prayer, Little Miss Kabbala Madonna took a trip to Rome and went to the Basilica di Santa Croce in Gerusalemme. She took along Lourdes and Rocco, flying in from Germany.

It's tradition for women to wear a head convering in the Botanical Gardens and the Basilica, but when has Madonna ever vied for tradition? She was given a guided tour of all the artifacts and paintings. Maybe she's working on a sequel to "Like a Virgin."

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