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Two Hot Blondes, Two Differences Of Opinion

Sassy Smith — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Two sexy celebrities - one is a mom, and one might be someday, but isn't yet. One is in her 40's, the other in her 20's, both, at times, have said or done things that give the impression of "dumb blonde," one likes meat, and the other doesn't and that's where the big difference of opinion comes in. Jessica Simpson recently wore a tee shirt (which I LOVED by the way), that read Real girls eat meat. Pammie Anderson apparently didn't like the shirt and said about Jessica, on air, during an Australian radio show: "I think she is a bitch and whore." Uh, maybe Pam needs a refresher course with LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.

Anderson added, "Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men." Uh huh. So her motto is, if someone has a different opinion than her, then they're a bitch and a whore? Nice. Kiss your boys with that mouth Pammie?

Pamela is a spokesperson for PETA, so sure, she doesn't wear fur or eat meat - fine. But Jessica apparently likes meat (take that any way you want) and she too, is entitled to her choices. Pam should really learn to know when to shut it.

I'm so totally on team Jessica. Pass me a piece of steak anyday.

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Pam Anderson Uses Baywatch Bikini To Seduce Boyfriends

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My Best Friend Lesley Says, "She's Just Being Miley"

Karen — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus refuses to tame her crazy ways for boys, the young Disney star said.

“I’m too much to handle right now," Cyrus said.

“I can’t be quiet and cute for boys - I have to be a bit crazy.”

Miley just completed a photo shoot for Breakout that has Moms turning their heads.

The actress also revealed her embarrassment when she came face-to-face with her celebrity crush.

“It was so embarrassing, when I first moved to Los Angeles, I had a crush on Jesse McCartney," she told Top of the Pops magazine.

"In fact, the first song I ever wrote was about Jesse. He was on my show and I told him and he was like, ‘That’s so cute!’"

Cyrus insists she no longer has a crush on any other celebrities because “they’re all getting old”, but does have a soft spot for one star.

“Orlando Bloom is gorgeous, but he’s a bit of a player,” she said.

Orlando Bloom? Sweetie he is TWICE your age! He wouldn't look in your general direction!

LAPD At Britney's House!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:38:00 GMT

Reports are that the LAPD showed up at Britney Spears' house because the out of control popstar mom refused to hand the boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, over to the court appointed monitor.

K'Fed's bodyguard showed up at Brit's house at The Summit in Beverly Hills to pick up the kids at the court agreement time and Spears would not let him take the boys.

"She refused to give the children to Kevin's bodyguard, " a source has said.

Apparently the police were at the gated community for almost two hours and Mark Vincent Kaplen, Kevin's attorney was seen entering the home as well. The paps were going nuts outside! And there were news helicopters. Britster is starting 2008 with a TRAINWRECK BANG!

According to Perezhilton.com, cops were still on the scene at 10:00 pm Pacific time. Good Lord!

UPDATE: TMZ reports there are now more firetrucks, ambulance and additional police cars! Girl's gone wild!

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Kate Beckinsale is Off to See the Rat King

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:38:00 GMT

Notice how Kate Beckinsale and her daughter Lily look all carefree and calm, just another happy day in the balmy holiday season. Now look at Len Wiseman. The guy looks nervous. He's got his hands in his pockets and his eyes on the crowd. Len does not look calm.

That's because his wife Kate is taking them to the 'Nutcracker.' Len, it's just a play, man, it's cool. The only danger your boys are facing are a cold theater and possible tights envy.

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Britney Spears May Win An Academy Award

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:01:00 GMT

You heard me correctly. Britney Spears may just win an Academy Award because she's in talks to join the cast of a new movie, called "Memoirs of a Medicated Child," and we all know what a fabulous actress she is. And the movie title, could it be any more fitting?

Spears is expected to gather inspiration from her own trainwreck of a life. Yup, just look in the mirror Brit, you'll be perfect for the part!

The film is based on a true story about Mark Black who was wrongfully dosed and then imprisoned. Brit will star opposite Ross Tyler who has the lead role and Spears would play a loyal girlfriend of a misdiagnosed mental patient.

CEO of 2 Guys and a Dream Film, Tommy Parker has confimed the report and said, "As far as Britney's concerned, we're talking." Both the director and producer of the movie also confirmed the project.

A source said, "A letter of intent from Britney was received very recently. Lindsay Lohan was originally offered the part because they thought ~~Britney was crazier~~ she'd be a better actor, but they changed their mind and wanted Britney instead." Well duh, she's gone BATSH*T so, she's perfect!

The source continued saying, "I think it's pretty unbelievable considering what the script is about - prescription drug use, ADHD meds, and all that - considering what Britney's been through. Everyone's very excited to have her join the cast."

Yup, I sure smell an Academy Award for Britster!

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Paul McCartney Hopes Heather Mills Kills Herself

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:05:00 GMT

I think the b*tch is crazy too, but that's a bit nasty isn't? Reportedly, Paul McCartney is on tape saying to his daughter Stella McCartney, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

A source added, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not. Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona."

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this. Her legal team feel that if the tape is genuine it is one of the most damning things Paul has ever said."

Now, we've heard from Mills in the past, that she has recordings of Paul saying nasty things, however, who would have recorded this conversation between Sir Paul and Stella? And, in my opinion, why doesn't McCartney just pay the crazy lady? He's worth, what, 800 gazillion dollars, so why not, just give the let's drink rat's milk woman, some cash, shut her up and be done with it? Wouldn't it be worth it? Get her outta your hair? Think about it Paul, think about it.

I just hope they're both thinking of their small daughter, Beatrice.

The battling ex's divorce case is set for February at the High Court in London.

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Britney Goes Black

Sassy Smith — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney apparently doesn't know that she's supposed to use the gloves that come with the 'do it yourself' boxes of hair dye.

ONE MORE FUN PIC AFTER THE READ

Spears is perhaps broke, remember? She's resorted to coloring her own hair, like many of regular folk do, but um, the general public at least knows that you don't squish the dye around with YOUR BARE HANDS.

Here's a tip Brit, hire a stylist. Please.

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Paul McCartney Gets Custody Of His Daughter For Christmas

Sassy Smith — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney gets custody of his 4 year old daughter, Beatrice for Christmas. His estranged wife, ~~pyscho~~ Heather Mills has been banned from joining them in their celebrations.

Mills wanted to have them all be together for the holidays, but Macca put a stop to that because of Heather's recent crazy outbursts on US and UK TV. The woman is nuts!

Sources close to the former Beatles band member, say that Paul will get to spend four days with Beatrice (and close family) during the holiday season. Mills will have little Beatrice for three days up until Christmas Eve and then Beatrice will join her dad in East Sussex.

Another source was quoted as saying, "Paul's thrilled he's got Bea on Christmas Day. He's keeping Heather away as he fears she'll make a scene. And he's adamant there'll be no bust-ups for their daughter's sake." Smart man!

Paul as also recently introduced his young daughter to his new girlfriend, actress, Rosanna Arquette. Sources close to McCartney say that he and Arquette are becoming quite serious about one another.

“For Rosanna to be welcomed into Paul’s inner sanctuary means he thinks a great deal of her,” The Sun quoted a source, as saying. They've apparently been dating since August. A friend said, "Of course! It is on! Why would he take her to his country estate to meet his little girl? He's checking her out. They've both told me." Let's hope this new lady love will not turn out to be as crazy as Heather (like that's possible). Good luck Sir Paul!

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Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom in 'When Sex Tapes Collide': A Wedding Story

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:23:00 GMT

Well, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom did it. Two of the more popular sex tape stars of our time have come together in holy matrimony. I feel a greatest hits coming on.

In case you are unaware, Rick Salomom is the object of attention in Paris Hilton's entry to celebrity porn. Pam Anderson was the girl in the rest of them.

I'll be honest. I've never seen the home movie in which Pam Anderson and Brett Michaels rock the love, but I've been ~~lonely~~ lucky enough to see part of the film with Tommy Lee, and I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say Pam is in for a ~~big~~ disappointment.

According to Us Weekly: Anderson wore a white Valentino mini-skirt; Solomon wore a black tux with a black beenie. The backyard of the villa was decorated with white roses, and white petals were spread on the ground to create a path to a fountain where the couple exchanged their vows. For desert: white cupcakes and a four tier white wedding cake. “It was a beautiful ceremony,” said one guest. The wedding song was No Ordinary Love by Sade.

No ordinary love? No shit. Was anyone else surprised that they wore clothes?

On the bright side, if stars of sex tapes are finding love, then there may be hope for Britney Spears and her little porno too. Maybe she could marry Cisco Alder. They're both nuts.

Photo: Hollywood Back Wash