FameCrawler : octomom

Mel Gibson's Kids Are Pissed

Holy Crud, Mel Gibson's Oksana is Pregnant!

trix — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:31:00 GMT

Mel Gibson is in even more hot water. It's not technically a bad thing, just bad timing.

Oksana Grigorieva is reportedly pregnant.

That news was apparently the straw that broke the camel's back. It has been reported that, “Robyn put up with Mel for years but when she found out Oksana was telling friends she was expecting it was the last straw. Robyn wants a ‘quickie’ divorce, one that isn’t contested, with their assets divided later.”

I would be pissed too.

Oksana, 38, was previously married to Timothy Dalton and has a son with him.

Jamie Foxx - Too Little Too Late

Kate's Kids Are Mad At Her Too?

Mel Gibson's Oksana

What the TwitterVerse Thinks of Jo & Kate

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Mel Gibson - Even His Kids Are Mad

trix — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:33:00 GMT

Poor Mel Gibson, he just can't make this better, can he.

His kids are refusing to talk to him, because of his role in their parents marriage falling apart.

Mel's neighbor said, "The children are totally furious about the collapse of their parents' marriage. None of them are talking to their dad right now. They are very upset."

28 years is a long time to deal with someone's infidelity, I'm sure they are reacting to their mother's pain and frustration.

There is no way this can be spun, at all. It's just a little more bad press for Mel Gibson and his bad decision making.

Daddy Didn't Want to Sell Me

Octuplet Rushed to The Hospital

Katie Holmes' Family Tragedy

Freddie Mac CFO Suicide

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Octuplet 7 Goes Home Same Day Vandal Throws Baby Seat Through OctoMom's Window

Karl Erikson — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:34:00 GMT

Yesterday afternoon (Wednesday), OctoMom Nadya Suleman went home with the 7th of her new 8 babies. Josiah Angel Suleman, finally given the light to go home at 4 lbs, 8 oz, is going home to live with 12 siblings. But that wasn't the only big news for the day.

A vandal threw a baby seat through the rear window of Nadya's minivan yesterday. Nannies told the police in La Habra, CA, that they heard a noise, looked out the window, and saw a van speeding away from the house around 3 o'clock in the morning. No suspects at the moment, but I have to say, even though Nadya is clearly insane, such antics are never called for. Grow up, people.

In the meantime, now that Josiah is home, he joins 6 of his octuplet brothers and sisters, doubling up in cribs in the nursery. Jonah, the one remaining octuplet, isn't yet heavy enough to be released from hospital. It may be several weeks before that happens.

When someone asked Nadya about the recent firing and disciplinary action of 23 hospital employees for their accessing her medical records, she said, "I've got too much on my plate right not to think too much about it."

First Photo: OctoMom & Six Octuplets Cover In Touch Weekly

Exclusive: Jon & Kate Plus 8 Battle OctoMom on Dancing With the Stars

First Photo of Octomom With Six of Her Octuplets

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:50:00 GMT

Octomom Nadya Suleman and six of her octuplets have been photographed together for the first time for the cover of In Touch Weekly, along with the headline, "Loving Mother or Mom From Hell?" Someone stop me before I answer that question.

Suleman is shown surrounded by the newborns Isaiah, Noah, Nariah, Maliah, Makai and Jeremiah. The other two, Jonah and Josiah, are still at Kaiser in the neonatal intensive care unit. “They just need a little more time to develop and grow and tolerate food,” a hospital spokesperson said.

The background has been airbrushed out, but I'm thinking this photo was taken at Bloomingdales, while Nadya was taking a break from one of her shopping sprees. After the shot was taken it was off to the food court and some Cinnabons!

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE Octomom Get Reported to CPS!!!

SEE Octomom Get Paranoid and Send Her Nurses Packing!!!

SEE Octomom Bring Two More Babies Home; Now She's Caring For 10!!!

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

Exclusive - Jon & Kate Plus 8 to Battle Nadya Suleman and the Octuplets on Dancing With the Stars

Whit Honea — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:01:00 GMT

It was only a matter of time. Jon and Kate Gosselin, parents of 8 and stars of the TV show ~~"Divorce Court"~~ "Jon & Kate Plus 8" will be facing off with America's sweetheart Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, and her brood of 14 children on what can only be called the pinnacle of reality television.

It does seem a bit early, albeit inevitable. Personally I had anticipated something along the lines of "Family Feud" or "Laff-A-Lympics," but that's why I'm just a writer and not a marketing genius.

According to a source the contest between the families will take place on a special edition of "Dancing With the Stars" and will feature "choreographed numbers that showcase the talents of the Gosselins and Ms. Suleman, respectively."

The source also states that the children are "obviously very young and there is a large span between their ages, therefore you will see everything from strollers to cribs on wheels."

"DWTS" and ABC were not available for comment.

Jon & Kate Plus 8: They're Coming Back!!!

Angelina is an Octomom Supporter?

Octomom Was Being "Spied" On For Real

SEE Octomom Get Paranoid and Send Her Nurses Packing!!!

Octomom FAIL: Angels in Waiting Files Three Complaints to CPS

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT

I know I've said this before, but this is the last post I'm going to write about Octomom. Seriously, I mean it this time. Unless she makes someone cry again, or thinks someone else is spying on her or buys some more expensive crap, that is.

This latest news sounds like Nadya Suleman's troubles may be getting more serious. It's being reported that Angels in Waiting (the agency that Suleman just fired) have made three complaints to Child Protective Services about Octomom's care of her children.

On Dr. Phil airing Wednesday and Thursday this week, Gloria Allred, who represents Angels In Waiting, shed some light on the mother of 14's dramatic falling-out with the agency. “I think the real reason that Nadya has not been able to continue with Angels in Waiting may be the fact that not one, but three reports had to be filed with Child Protective Service by Angels in Waiting [who] are mandated reporters under the law.”

I'm sure CPS will take these complaints very seriously, since there's been a lot of speculation as to how Suleman will be able to care for fourteen children while still managing to look fierce and keep up her mani/pedis.

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE Octomom Bring Two More Babies Home; Now She's Caring For 10!!!

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

SEE Octomom Bring Two More Babies Home; Now She's Caring For 10!!!

Octomom Nadya Suleman Fires Nurses, Says They Were Spying

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT

I swore I wouldn't write any more stories about Octomom, but then she goes and does something crazy again and I can't help myself. She's like a big, crusty scab that you just keep picking at.

The latest is that Suleman has fired the nonprofit charity group Angels in Waiting that was providing her with free nursing help. The mother of 14 said she believed the nurses were spying on her and reporting her actions to child welfare officials.

"It started out adversarial and never really resolved itself," Suleman's attorney Jeff Czech said. "Nadya felt that she was being judged wrongfully and she didn't need it. All it did was make a difficult situation worse."

On Monday TMZ posted a 911 recording of Suleman's nanny asking police to remove Gloria Allred from the Suleman household. Allred, an attorney for Angels in Waiting, filed a complaint last month against Suleman with child welfare officials, requesting they investigate whether she could provide a suitable environment for her 14 children.

This is the last story I'm going to write about Octomom. Unless she does something else insane, of course, but what are the odds of that?

Pick, pick, pick...

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE The Craziness When Octomom Brings Two Babies Home!!!

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

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And Then There Were Ten: Octomom Brings Two More Babies Home

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT

Octomom Nadya Suleman brought two more of her octuplets home on Saturday, bringing the total number of kids in her care to 10. That's five kids for each of her personalities. Besides juggling feedings and diaper changes, I think the question on everyone's mind is - how will Suleman fit in her $1000 shopping sprees and taxpayer-subsidized manicures? Baby care can really put a crimp in a girl's style.

Hospital officials at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center disclose that two more of the octuplets, Maliyah and Nariyah went home Saturday afternoon and that the discharge was private at Suleman's request.

The two girls, each weighing about 5 pounds 2 ounces, join their six older siblings and two infant boys, Noah and Isaiah, who were released Tuesday night. The remaining four babies remain at the hospital.

Suleman no doubt has her hands full, but let's look at the bright side - it's doubtful she'll have any spare time to go in for more in vitro procedures, and that's a good thing.

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE The Craziness When Octomom Brings Two Babies Home!!!

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Two Octuplets Arrive Home Amidst Media Frenzy (VIDEO)

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:55:00 GMT

Taxpayer-subsidized Octomom Nadya Suleman brought home two of her octuplets late Tuesday night and was greeted by a swarming crowd of photographers, reporters and curious onlookers. When I first saw this video of the scene on the cul-de-sac where the taxpayer-subsidized mother-of-14 lives I thought it was just a gathering of all of Octomom's sperm donors.

Suleman was reportedly sitting with her babies in the backseat of the (possibly taxpayer-subsidized) black SUV that precariously moved through the crowd and drove into the garage of her new taxpayer-subsidized, four-bedroom home. Many photographers shoved and pushed to get a view inside, with some clinging to the vehicle until the garage door closed behind it. The taxpayer-subsidized door was visibly damaged by the melee. Taxpayers will be getting a bill for that soon.

The two babies who were released -- Noah and Isaiah -- each weigh 51/2 pounds and are healthy according to a hospital spokesperson. "This is a happy moment for everyone -- the family, physicians, nurses and entire NICU staff," said Dr. Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at the medical center. "It is always rewarding whenever a premature infant goes home as a healthy baby. "

No word on exactly when the other two girls and four boys will be released, or how much taxpayers will be shelling out for Octomom's outfit she'll wear when she picks them up.

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

SEE Octomom Spend $14.50 For a Single Tube of Lipgloss!!!

Octomom's Spending: It's WORSE Than We Thought

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:05:00 GMT

Remember the pricey lipgloss and the manicures, and the $425 outfit that government-subsidized Octomom Nadya Suleman splurged on? Well, hold onto your faux-leather wallet - it gets worse. Turns out the mom of fourteen's shopping spree at the Bloomingdales cosmetic counter actually came to MORE THAN A GRAND. That's right - she spent more than $1000 to look, um - that good.

TMZ is reporting that after Suleman picked up her $14.50 tube of lip gloss, she returned to drop even more cash on moisturizer, primer foundation, powder, blush, lip stick, lip liner, clear lip gloss, eye shadow, eye liner, face wash, brushes and makeup remover. Apparently diapers, food, rent and paying back her student loans are far down on Octomom's shopping list.

I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. I can't wait for TMZ to uncover that the spotlight-grubber is actually spending her food stamps on Beluga caviar, lip filler and Ed Hardy sweatpants. On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

More Adventures of Octomom:

SEE Octomom Deny That She's Obsessed With Angelina Jolie!!!

SEE Octomom Tell Us Where All That Cash Came From!!!

Katie Holmes is Beautiful Again

Is Kelly Clarkson Pregnant? (PHOTOS and VIDEO)

Jade Goody's Funeral: Public?

Paramedics Called to New Octomom House

Michael J. Fox is Positive

Angelina Caught Brad With The Nanny!

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Britney Spears Has A Not So Secret Romance

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Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Nadya Suleman is MORE Than Famous!

Whit Honea — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Nadya Suleman was just getting back from Carl's Jr. with 14 Happy Stars (or not, but man, kid meals are going to cost a small fortune someday soon- that toy better kick ass) when she saw that the paparazzi were waiting. The paparazzi are always waiting. You might say it's a waiting game.

What? You might.

One of the paps asked her what it's like to be famous to which she smiled and replied, "I'm not famous. It's called infamous, which isn't positive."

Slow down, Octomom, I disagree.

Hasn't she seen The Three Amigos?

Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous?

Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!

Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous?

See, infamous is awesome-ous. We all have our El Guapos, Nadya. Maybe the paparazzi is yours.

The 2K Nanny?

Troubles are Gone?

How the Octos Go Home

Octobling, and Lots of It

Paramedics Called to New Octohouse

The Birth Video

Suleman Buys the House?

Octomom Loses Pub, Gains Home

Paramedics Called to New Octomom House

Whit Honea — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Nadya Suleman hasn't even moved into her new house in La Habra yet and the circus has already begun.

Octomom and her 14 kids will be moving in shortly and Nadya may want to take note of the neighbors and their respective driving habits.

TMZ is reporting that reporters outside the Octohouse witnessed one such neighbor run over his wife, literally. An ambulance was called by a reporter but the woman got up and went inside, presumably to have a "talk" with her hubby.

I can only assume that this guy's wife is bigger than the 14 kids that will soon be running around his cul-de-sac. He may want to slow down a bit.

OctoMoney

Parmedics Called to New Octomom House

Octomom Nadya Suleman Spends EVEN MORE of Your Hard-Earned Cash

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:33:00 GMT

Just because you're a single mom of 14 shamelessly plugging for public donations and living off of food stamps and student loans, doesn't mean you can't look your best. Octomom Nadya Suleman, obviously not content with her $14 dollar lip gloss and $18 manicures, decided to step it up a little, splurging on these $195 Tory Burch ballet flats and a $228 top for an appearance on Dr. Phil. Wow - that's around 28 packs of diapers, or 1/10 of an Angelina Jolie surgical makeover.

You know, if we all just stopped being so selfish and sent her some money already, maybe she could afford a Chanel bag instead of that cheap knockoff she's carrying.

*UPDATE: Wait - it gets EVEN WORSE! CLICK HERE to read about the outrageous amount Octomom spent to look good for Dr. Phil

Who Paid For Octomom's New House? SHE DID!

These Photos of Octomom's Pregnant Belly Will Make Your Uterus Hurt

Octomom Loses a Publicist, Gains a House!

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Octomom Loses a Publicist, Gains a House!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:35:00 GMT

In not-so-shocking news, Octomom Nadya Suleman has caused yet another paid professional to run screaming from the premises. Victor Nunez has quit as publicist for the mother of 14, and echoed public sentiment when he called his now-former client "nuts."

"It just got to be too much," Nunez told US magazine. "It's pretty much a free for all over there right now. They are freaking out right now. Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything," he continues. "You have no idea what I’ve had to do for these people.

"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he adds. "This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

Suleman isn't about to let this little setback get her down, though - she's getting ready to move into her new $564,900 home. That's right - who knew that having no job, fourteen kids and surviving on public assistance and student loans could land you a half-a-million dollar crib? Sources say the official 'buyer' is Suleman's dad, but that the "substantial down payment" came from money that OctoMom has been scoring over the last few weeks. As one source put it, "the money has been coming from all over the place -- $15,000 here, $25,000 there."

Stay tuned for the next adventures of Octomom! Is her fifteen-minutes of fame over yet? You bet your ass it isn't!

Octomom 911 Call: You've Seen The Crazy, Now Hear It on Tape!

Nadya Suleman - 911 Calls, Eight in One Year?

Octomom Nadya Suleman Spends More of Your Hard-Earned Cash

Nadya Suleman's Neighbors Brandishing Shotguns

Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Obsessed With Angelina Jolie. But If You See Brad Pitt, Give Him My Number

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-10-09

Whit Honea — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:57:00 GMT

So, did you like "Heroes?"

Eric and Finnigan (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

JLo on the town (Just Jared)

Costumed celebs (Perez Hilton)

Ashlee going to Melroseish Place (Celebrity Moms)

Paltrow Goop (MamaPop)

Octomom and the paparazzi (TMZ)

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Has Four Kids But Wants More

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:35:00 GMT

Okay, but don't start calling her Quinto-mom. France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy admits that with her seven-year-old son from a previous relationship and President Nicolas Sarkozy's three sons from two previous marriages, they have their hands full. But Bruni-Sarkozy, 41, still longs to have another child. "I would like that, but I don't know if it will be possible at my age.

Bruni-Sarkozy says she will adopt if she can't have a baby with her husband. "If it's not possible biologically, I will adopt one," she says. "I'm not obsessed by blood ties. I think you can form strong bonds without that."

"I would love to have a child but I'm not going to fight against nature. I already have one and my husband has three, so you can't really say we are desperate for children," she said.

Are you listening, Nadya?

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Octomom 911 Call: You've Seen The Crazy, Now Hear It on Tape!

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:05:00 GMT

No doubt you've had your fill of seeing Octomom in the media lately. The latest news centers around her numerous 911 calls over the past year. Now you can actually hear a couple of those calls, and no surprise - Nadya sounds insane.

Click Here to listen to the calls.

To be fair, I'm sure I'd be just as frantic if I thought one of my kids was missing. But talking about killing yourself while your kids are right there listening? That's just wrong.

Octomom Nadya Suleman Spends More of Your Hard-Earned Cash

Nadya Suleman's Neighbors Brandishing Shotguns

Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Obsessed With Angelina Jolie. But If You See Brad Pitt, Give Him My Number

ET VIDEO - Octo-Mom Loses her House - Fights With Her Mother

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Naomi Watts Says Sasha is a Total Daddy's Boy

Adriana Lima is Not Pregnant, Just Married

Guess the Pregnant Celebrity IX

Nadya Suleman's Sperm Donor - Tricked!

Teeny Tiny Jade Goody In A Teeny Tiny Wedding Dress

Heidi Klum and Seal at Oscars

After 2nd-Round Loss, Tiger Woods is Going Home

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Octo-mom Nadya Suleman - Loving Mother or Professional Moocher?

Update: New Spoiler! The Bachelor Jason Mesnick Chooses...

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Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Nadya Suleman - This is What She Used to Look Like

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:02:00 GMT

There has been a lot said about OctoMom Nadya Suleman and her alleged obsession with one Angelina Jolie (who doesn't have an obsession with Angelina Jolie?), most of it by us (as seen on Dateline and Dr.Phil, respectively!). She's also rumored to have a mild interest in babies.

Star has uncovered a picture of Nadya from her 7th grade yearbook, back when she was going by Nadya Doud and was apparently obsessing over Dorothy Hamill.

These pictures (below) feel very Jacksonesque, don't they? It's like two different people.

Kids change a person, especially the lips.

Nadya Suleman's Pregnancy Was Huge. Literally. (PHOTO)

Octomom Nadya Suleman Spends More of Your Hard-Earned Cash

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:35:00 GMT

Okay, I tried but I just couldn't do it. There was no way I could go for 24 hours with writing at least one post about Nadya Suleman and her fourteen kids. Octomom, I just don't know how to quit you.

TMZ posted this photo of the federally-subsidized food-stamp-using mom buying high-end M•A•C cosmetics at Nordstroms. As TMZ reports, this free-~~loader~~ spirit tossed out $14.50 for a tube of lip gloss, almost as much as a 48-pack of diapers. This comes on the heels of Suleman being spotted getting an $18 manicure.

(Which comes after setting up a website to solicit funds from the public to help with the octuplets expenses. Which followed the birth of said octuplets even though she already had six kids at home that she couldn't support. Oh, I could go on.)

All I'm saying is, I only have two kids and I usually pick up a tube of gloss at Target for six bucks and rarely find the time to hang out for a leisurely manicure. Then again, maybe I should. Anyone out there care to pay for it? Just asking.

*UPDATE: And she keeps on shopping - CLICK HERE to read what else Octomom is spending your hard-earned cash on!

**UPDATE: And she's STILL shopping - CLICK HERE - It just gets WORSE!

Oprah To Interview Octomom's Father

Nadya Suleman Will NOT Get A TLC Reality Show

Angelina Jolie "Totally Creeped Out" By Octomom Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Obsessed With Angelina Jolie. But If You See Brad Pitt, Give Him My Number

Photos: Octuplet Mom Can't Afford Babies BUT Can Afford Plastic Surgery

Naomi Watts Says Octuplets Story is Way Too Much

Dr Phil Takes On Octuplets Mom. Guess Who Wins?

Nadya Suleman's Pregnancy Was Huge, Literally! Photo

Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman Abuses Her Children?

Karl Erikson — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

Sick of hearing about the Octomom yet? Well, hang tight because the trainwreck shouldn't last too much longer. On that note, I'm about to tell you about yet another Nadya Suleman story. This time, allegations of child abuse.

A Los Angeles shrink filed a complaint against Nadya with the Department of Children and Family Services, aka CPS. Dr. Carole Lieberman says that the mother of 14 is a "pyschological and physical danger" to her children.

The 5-page complaint (link to the actual complaint) says Nadya is a "severely narcissistic personality, with gradiosity, unrealistic fantasies, a belief that she is special, a need for excessive admiration, a disturbing sense of entitlement, a willingness to exploit other people, a lack of empathy and arrogance." All of this adds up to Octomom's "inability to properly care for her 14 children."

Hell, all those symptoms describe every blogger on the planet!

Still, Dr. Lieberman tells CPS: "I would urge you to begin a formal investigation immediately and to take the appropriate steps to remove at least some of them from her care,"

Hard to believe the authorities will do anything without hard evidence. I mean, nobody has stopped that crazy woman so far...why start being preemptive at this point?

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Is Nadya Suleman in Hiding?

Octuplet Mom Nadya Suleman Has a $500/Week Nanny?

Nadya Suleman: I'm Not Obsessed With Angelina Jolie. But If You See Brad Pitt, Give Him My Number

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:35:00 GMT

Those of you who can't get enough of Nadya Suleman and her fourteen kids, raise your hands! Okay, that's two of you, so this post is for you.

Apparently Octomom Suleman is still denying that she has had plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, telling People magazine, "All lies. I have no interest in her. None. I've never been a fan of anybody famous."

Well, you can keep telling us that, sister, but I'd like to know how you're going to pull that one over on your kids as they get older. They notice these things - mine can tell when I even part my hair on a different side. One day yours will be looking in your photo albums, and say, "Hey, you had a different nose back then, and your lips were half the size of what they are now." So why not come clean now? Sooner or later you're going to have to explain to your brood how mommy went from looking like a housewife from Bellflower to a bad knockoff of Tomb Raider.

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TLC's Kate Gosselin Talks Octuplets Mom

Mother of Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman Speaks Out

Update & Photo: Octuplets Mom Nadya Suleman Speaks Out

Octuplet Mom Nadya Suleman Received $300,000 For NBC Interview?

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