FameCrawler : odd couples

Are Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs Hooking Up?

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:05:00 GMT

'Hooking Up' - isn't that what all the kids are saying these days? I'm old school so I prefer 'Doing the Nasty' or 'Having Sex' which really just gets right to the point. Rumor is that Sean Combs and Cameron Diaz have been doing just that for the past couple of months.

Sources say the two were spotted at a party at Prince's mansion kissing and then slipping into a room where they locked the door behind them. The same source says they were holding hands earlier in the evening and then Cameron was seen "spoon feeding Diddy bread pudding."

Maybe Cameron was practicing taking care of Diddy's 18-month-old twins D'Lila Star and Jesse James. Or is 'Spoon Feeding Bread Pudding' yet another way of saying 'Having Sex?" I'm so behind on the lingo these days.

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Tom Cruise Slipped Cher His Top Gun

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

And we thought Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were an odd couple. Apparently Cher (yes, that Cher) reveals in an upcoming Oprah Winfrey show that she once had a fling with Cruise, shortly after the release of "Risky Business."

Cher tells Oprah the brief affair took place when she was 39 and the newbie actor was 23 and admits, "It could have been a great big romance because I was crazy about him."

I'm trying to picture in my mind what this relationship would be like if they had stayed together. Would Cher be a Scientolowife, hanging out with the Beckhams and tending to her and Tom's twelve children (eight of whom were actually fathered by L. Ron Hubbard.)

Then again, maybe Tom would be wearing assless chaps and dancing on an aircraft carrier.

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Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen Play Show and Tell

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

What's weirder than Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen? Okay, probably nothing, but this comes close.

TMZ is reporting that Lance Armstrong's daughter brought Olsen to school for show and tell. Armstrong, 36, has three children with ex-wife Kristin Richard - Luke, 8 and twins Isabella and Grace, 6. Not sure which of the girls brought Ashley, 21, to share with her class. What happened to the good old days, when kids would just bring a teddy bear or a gun?

[photo: People.com]