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Remember Me As Jade Goody

trix — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:03:00 GMT

Jade Goody had her dream wedding over the weekend and will have her boys baptized very soon, she is getting her affairs in order. Her will is written and her headstone requests have been respected.

She said : "Everything I have - my house and my money - is going to my sons. And just in case you were wondering, Jack won't be getting any money out of me or from the wedding. He wants everything to go to the boys."

Her wishes for her headstone are simple, she wants it inscribed with her maiden name, she to be remembered as Jade Goody. She said, "That's who I am. I know it's morbid, but I've told everyone that's what I want on my headstone."

All I can say is I hope that she will need it later, rather than sooner.

She did also mention in her column that she had a visit from a healer. The visit allowed her to resume some bodily functions and now she hopes to resume treatment for the cancer.

I hope it works, she needs to be able to enjoy her new family as long as possible.

Jade Goody's Emotional Walk Down the Aisle

Jade Goody Goes Home To Spend Her Last Days With Family

Jade Goody's Wedding Dream is Coming True

Wedding Bells - Dying Jade Gets Her Wish on Sunday

Jade Goody and Jack Tweed Will Have A Wedding Night

Jade Goody in Her Wedding Dress - Photo

Jade Goody's Wedding Photos

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Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor are Throwing in the Towel

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor know when to say when. They have two children and no plans to add to that total.

Taylor tells OK magazine, "We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough."

Hey, that's what we have, two babies and three dogs. One is still a puppy and has single-handed(pawed?) destroyed all things of value. Good thing she's cute.

I think the Ben and Christine should have us over for a BBQ or something.

Photo: Celebutopia

And So Begins 9 More Months of Brangelina Covers

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:46:00 GMT

Hello, and welcome to Brangelina Watch 2008. I don't know that any of the past Brangelina Watches actually ended, but they've all blurred together to bring us to this magical moment. According to the tabloids, yes, it's true, Angie's pregnant.

In other news, how is McDreamy losing 12 lbs. cover material? Really? He's a guy, we lose weight just thinking about it. See, I just lost 2 lbs. typing this post. I better have another donut.

Jamie Lynn: Giving Up Baby To Mom?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is considering giving up her baby to be raised by her mother. Which, I don't know. I mean, this may be mean to say, but I'm not sure that there's tons of evidence that Lynne Spears is a dab hand at parenting. Especially when sources claim that her objective in taking the baby off her daughter's hands is to help young Jamie Lynn maintain her career. "Lynne is convinced that having a baby on her hip will not help Jamie Lynn's future in the business," said the source, who spoke to Us Magazine, "and she's expecting her daughter to pick up where she left off as soon as the baby is born."

I'm not sure that the truly maternal first concern here should be her teenager's career. I mean, look what teen career-obsession did to her other kid. Britney's gone so entirely off the rails that she isn't even within sight of the tracks anymore. So although it maybe seems prudent for a pregnant sixteen year-old to hand her child off to her mother for rearing, in this case I'm not so sure. Again, I don't know. Maybe it's better than the alternatives. I can't even speculate about what's best for these girls anymore.

God. It's almost impossible to write about the Spears clan without heaving big, tragic sighs.

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Simon Cowell: "Call Me, Britney!"

Karen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Simon Cowell has some unsolicited ass-vice for Britney Spears:

"It's never too late," says Cowell, 48, who has shown support for Spears in the past. "I think she's the most searched artist on the Internet at the moment, so she has a head start."

People reports that Cowell has a simple solution to all of Britney's troubles, "I genuinely think that if I sat down with Britney and, No. 1, remind her of all the good things in her life – which are her kids, her money, her success, everything – I'd try to give her a sense of perspective. And then I'd take her out of where she's living at the moment and ask her to go and live with her family – and live normally – for six months."

But wait, there's MORE:

His rationale, he said, is "because if you live normally and do normal things, you'll suddenly find that the paparazzi aren't camped outside your front door every day. Most importantly, just give her a sense of perspective, because it looks to me at the moment that she's out of control and she needs to have someone in her life who she's going to listen to."

Adds Cowell, "She's welcome to call me anytime."

I'm sorry, WHAT? Cowell, no celebrity has been stalked and harrassed as much as Brit-Brit. She can't live a normal life, even if she moves away. The laws have to change -- period.

Photo by: Anthony Harvey / REUTERS / Landov; INF, Credit: People

Britney Furious About More Stolen Photos?

Karen — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:36:00 GMT

OK! Magazine's cover this week has upset Britney. Apparently the photos were part of a private holiday shoot that she had done, and the sleazy photographer, Dani Brubaker, sold them to OK! Magazine.

Britney is alleged to be suing over this latest breach of trust. A cleaner version of the photo after the jump - boy those babies are adorable.

Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy is "Normal"

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here in backwards Hollywood the idea of a 16-year old getting pregnant may have all of us doing Hail Marys, but in Jamie Lynn Spears' hometown of Kentwood, La, it's an everyday occurrence. “No one can understand why the media is making such a big deal over Jamie’s pregnancy,” local resident Mandy Knight told OK! Magazine. “That’s normal for people around here … her pregnancy really isn’t so shocking.”

Thanks, Mandy, for reminding the rest of America to never let their daughters visit Kentwood alone.

Jamie Lynn's hometown has also rallied around it's resident sperminator, Casey Aldridge. “We’re all so proud of him for doing the right thing,” says the town librarian, Cheryl Rape, oblivious to the irony of her name. "We all do wish him well."

And by 'well' they mean "try not to get your cousin pregnant next."

Lily Allen Turns Down Maternity Wear Line

Karen — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Pregnant with boyfriend Ed Simon's baby, Lily Allen has been turning down offers to design and market her own maternity wear line:

"I've had a lot of offers from people to do my own maternity range but I don't think it is the right message to send to young Britain. I'm not the best example. I'm pregnant and a bit young, aren't I? My demographic is generally young girls, so I don't think a maternity line is suitable. It isn't the best impression to give them."

2008 promises to be another crazy year for Allen. "I'm still busy," she says. "I start filming my new TV series in three weeks and have a new album to finish in six months."

VIDEO: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Speaks Out

Karen — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

GNZ captures Jamie Lynn Spears talking about her pregnancy on video for the first time...

and Britney Spears shows up as well.

Who Knocked Up Jamie Lynn? NOT Casey Aldridge!

HerBadMother — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:19:00 GMT

Now, this is very interesting, if it's true: Star Magazine is reporting that Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' forthcoming baby, and that his name is being used to deflect attention from the real father, who is said to be old enough to be charged with statutory rape if the relationship is revealed.

Showbiz Spy picked up the story from Star, and reported it as follows:

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.

“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.

“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.

“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?

“Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years.

“But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago.

“Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

In fact, Star claims he had a pregnancy scare with a different girl and had to confess to Jamie Lynn. “Casey is a serial cheater who has lied to Jamie Lynn time and time again,” a close friend told the magazine. “This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.”

In fact, Star even insists Casey was openly dating yet another girl at the same time as he was supposed to be romancing Spears. “Yes, my sister is dating Casey - they’ve been dating for a while,” said Kevin Seals of his sister Whitney Seals.

“I know Jamie Lynn was real jealous about Whitney’s relationship with Casey.”

No matter who the father is, insiders believe the pregnancy will be the death knoll for Jamie Lynn’s burgeoning career. It will leave them terrified that she will prove to be the new Britney - and also that Nickelodeon, the TV channel behind Zoey 101, will be terrified of ruining its clean-cut image.

“I cant think of any way that Nickelodean could keep Jamie Lynn’s show on the air, said PR expert Michael Levine.

“If they do, advertisers will drop it like crazy. No advertiser wants to be associated with a minor getting pregnant."

Hmm. Kinda puts this story in a different light. Could it be true?

Then there is this.

Sources: Showbiz Spy, Perez Hilton; Image: Perez Hilton

Bad News For Literates: Lynne Spears Book Will Be Published

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

I almost spilled coffee all over my Zoey 101 Birthing Guide when I read this: Lynne Spears' book will be published after all. Despite earlier reports that it had been shelved. Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame in a Tabloid World will be coming to a bookstore near you. Thank goodness, because I sure am tired of getting all my parenting advice from Alec Baldwin.

After putting the book on hold when news of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy broke, seems like publisher Thomas Nelson had a change of heart. Although, in a statement released by the Christian company they did admit that it will require Divine intervention to finish the project. "Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty."

Is anyone else pissed that God is spending time on Lynne Spears' book? No wonder He's been too busy to help me out with my bunions.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Spears Family: Keep Jamie Lynn Away From Britney?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT

A source close to the Spears family is saying that the family wants to keep Jamie Lynn away from Britney Spears to avoid her Mama Influence:

"Britney wasn't the first to know about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, but she's trying to show her sister that she supports her. That's great, but at the same time we're worried. Jamie Lynn always liked to do everything with Britney, but as untimely as this pregnancy is, Britney is probably happy that their kids will be close in age and they can raise them together.

"But the longer Jamie Lynn is around Britney and bonding over this, the harder it's going to be for her to leave and go back to Louisiana like she says she will. It isn't hard to imagine what trouble she could get into if she gets too close to Britney right now."

Keep her away from Britney? But they can share parneting tips and court appointed parenting coaches! It would save so much money!

Let's be real here - the real reason for this is so that Britney doesn't mistake Jamie Lynn Junior for a Junior Whopper and eat her sister's baby. Obviously.

It's Safe to Go Back to the Bookstore: Parenting Book By Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' Mom Will Not Be Released

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Please tell me this book would have been in the fiction section: In a move no doubt prompted by news of 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Inc. announced that they would be postponing indefinitely the release of Lynne Spears' book on parenting.

Which prompts me to ask - what does Lynne Spears know about parenting? Isn't that like asking Britney to author a DMV manual, or getting her ex Kevin Federline to write a book on hygiene?

A spokesperson for the publisher would not comment on the delay and it's relation to the current Spears family crisis except to say "I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time."

“Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” chronicled Spears' experience raising children in the public eye and was initially scheduled to be released on Mother’s Day, 2008. Guess I'll have to buy mom the Blackout CD instead.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Smile? Lily Allen Is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:05:00 GMT

News about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy? So five minutes ago. This hour's surprise baby news comes courtesy of British singer Lily Allen, who is reportedly expecting her first child with Chemical Brothers member Ed Simons. Shockingly, neither Allen nor Simons have impregnated, or been impregnated by, any member of the Spears family.

Lily, 22, has been dating Ed, 37, a whole three months. First comes love, then comes marriage, first comes baby in the baby carriage.

Britney Just Found Out That Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:05:00 GMT

According to TMZ, Britney Spears had no idea her little sister was pregnant until the story broke today and is apparently "frantic" over the news. Jamie Lynn, the 16-year old star of Nickelodeon's "Zoe 101", confirmed in an interview with OK! magazine that she is expecting a child with boyfriend Casey Aldridge. She describes him as a longtime boyfriend who she met at church. Okay.

Britney has been estranged from mom Lynne but was seen recently spending time with her younger sibling, so it's surprising that Jamie Lynn kept this "exciting" news from her. Then again, the way Britney's life has been going lately, maybe she just plain forgot.

[photo: TMZ.com]

Somebody Stop Her: Britney Spears is Pregnant With J.R. Rotem's Baby

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT

From the "Don't Forget to Spay and Neuter Your Pets" Department: InTouch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem's baby. The magazine will report in its upcoming issue that on November 14 Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant and that she was certain that Rotem was the father. By 'certain' she means that none of the other guys she'd slept with would take her calls.

Rotem, whom Spears has been seeing of-and-on since splitting with Kevin Federline, has apparently confirmed to InTouch that the baby is his. "It's true," he says, surrounding his words with big fat quotation marks as he mimes fanning a stack of bills.

If you'll recall, Rotem is the prize specimen who sold Britney out by talking explicitly about their sex life to Blender Magazine earlier this year.

May I be the first to say, "Congratulations." I'm talking to their lawyers, not to them.