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Playboy Hot List

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Playboy's Hot List: Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list? You'd be surprised! Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list. I know, huh right? Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately. Or read the paper. Or been online. Perhaps they've been living in a cave? Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it. Like duh. Have you SEEN her boobage lately? Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba. She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too. Isn't that like cheating? Whatever. I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that. Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot? Angelina Jolie. She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms. Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy. People do read the articles right?

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Britney Spears: Daddy's Movin' In!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Britney's early release yesterday shocked alot of people and has her parents gravely concerned for their daughter's well being and safety.

Jamie Spears, was granted control over Brit's financial and legal affairs last week after she was committed to the pysch ward at UCLA Medical Center. Now, because his daughter was released before the 14 day extended hospital stay, Daddy Spears has plans to move in with Brit!

Sources close to the situation say that Jamie is not happy that his daughter was granted an early release, only three days after doctors told the family that Britney would he held for an additional 14 days so she could receive further testing.

An insider spoke to Life & Style, "The doctors decided that as long as she's taking her medication - which she has been doing - Britney is no longer a threat (to herself). Jamie begged the doctors to keep her in longer. He was very disappointed with the decision. So Jamie decided to move into the house with her and look after her. And that's good for now, because Britney wants her daddy."

And as we all saw yesterday, Britney was ~~back to her usual crazy antics~~ doing her best to keep out of the public eye. Ah huh.

Photo source: The Superficial

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:17:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been released from the psych ward at UCLA! According to TMZ this is how it happened:

Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we're told she's already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We're told the goal with Brit's mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

I'm thinking what you're thinking: WTF? I don't see anything good happening with Spears being released before the additional 14 day stay was up. Look out y'all, Brit's on the loose!

Photo source: The Superficial

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Britney Upset Over Stolen Sex Tape

Sassy Smith — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Oops she did it again? Did Britney Spears make a homemade sex tape? And if yes, is that sex tape in the hands of a thief?

Reportedly there was a break-in sometime on Friday at Britney's home. Her parents said that "several personal items" were taken - that they'd noticed missing items when they arrived to their daughter's house after she was admitted to UCLA Medical Center psych ward.

The "alleged" tape supposedly shows Spears having sex (not sure with whom) and also shows her taking drugs (not sure what type of drugs).

An insider was quoted: "This is the last thing Britney needs. She's on the edge. All her secrets could be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite. It doesn't bear thinking about . They could have anything - all her secrets could be out."

Geez haven't we seen Brit air out her dirty laundry in public already? Would a sex tape honestly be that thrilling? There were rumors last year that Spears and now ex husband Kevin Federline had "starred" in their own sex video but those reports were denied. Then, yet another sex tape allegation surfaced - this one featuring a bald-headed Britney performing certain "acts" with a man and 2 women and it was apparently leaked online. However, it's not been proven either way.

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Britney Likes Porn and Showing Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Britney flashes her boobs again! And buys porn? I know what you're wondering... is there video of any of this? Yes! I can feel your ~~wanting to vomit~~ excitement. I aim to please.

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP (One is NSFW -unless you work in a porn shop)

Spears went to the Millennium Dance Studio - to um, show off her breast/dance? Either way, there's some boobage flashed. It's fast, but the video slows down and replays, you know, so you get a second chance to be ill. She's also wearing those stupid, dirty, ratty, filled with holes fishnets - Brit, come on, splurge a bit girlfriend and buy some decent tights. Geez.

The night doesn't end there though! Like I said, I aim to please - not that I personally shot these videos but you get my drift. Britbrit, after doing a strenuous workout of sliding up and down a pole for 5 minutes, whipping down her bodysuit, doing a couple of twirls and then eating a bag of Cheetos (I'm guessing), wanted to look at/buy some porn. The poptart visited the Hustler Hollywood sex shop on Sunset Blvd. She walked around, giggled, let her little dog lick her mouth, giggled some more, sort of danced in the aisles, browsed the magazine section - a thrill a minute. I'm not a hundred percent sure if she actually purchased anything - we can just assume she did. Why can't she buy her porn items from the internet and get them shipped to her home wrapped in brown paper like the rest of us? Not that I do that. Just sayin'.

Photo source: The Superficial

Sam Lutfi: Britney Is Suffering From "Mental Illness"

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:32:00 GMT

Today, Sam Lutfi - Britney's friend/manager/hanger-on/whatever called into The View and spoke with Barbara Walters and of course he only had good things to say about Brit. Well duh, he's on her payroll!

VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Sam said that Britney, he believes is suffering from some kind of "mental illness," and that it's "treatable," that she experiences mood swings and that she is seeing a psychiatrist (not sure I really believe that). He also said that Spears is in contact with her mother Lynne Spears, and that Lynne supports her daughter in all that she's going through.

Lutfi mentioned that Britney wasn't sleeping much, however, she is having a better time now getting rest. Barbara Walters said that according to Sam, Britster is not seeing her "boyfriend" anymore, who I'm assuming Sam meant Adnan.

Walters had asked Lutfi if she could talk about this conversation on the air, and he said yes.

See? Mostly good news reported to Barbara Walters from Sam Lutfi. Gotta be true right? Right!

Video HERE

Photo source: The Superficial

Adnan Ghalib's Two Million Dollar Deal - Britney's Screwed

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

You know it's true love when your "boyfriend" is willing to cash in your private moments together. Britney's boyfriend Adnan is trying to sell intimate video's of her to the highest bidder.

Ghalib has apparently made six video diaries of Brit and he's only asking $ 2 million. Reportedly the clips show the poptart blubbering and crying and talking about her recent breakdown.

An insider has claimed to have seen a few of the videos and said, "It's like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It's not entertainment.

"Adnan is just determined to wring as much out of Britney as possible before their relationship burns out.

"But these videos are a step too far. They're sinister and disturbing and show Britney at her very lowest."

From Showbizspy:

Clip one apparently shows the 26-year-old mother of two sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying:

“When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

The second clip shows the singer wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, mumbling: “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

And, according to Britain’s News of The World newspaper, clip 3 shows Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

She smiles: “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Married Ghalib, 35, is still withholding clips 4 and 5, but clip 6, which was reportedly filmed last week, shows Britney crying hysterically after a night out.

With mascara running down her face, she wails: “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

The source added: “Adnan’s sunk lower than ever. He’s proved himself to be a manipulative rat by making these tapes and he’s convinced they’re worth at least £1 million ($2m).”

Did Britney not realize Adnan was taping her? Was she that out of it that she didn't notice that fact? Or is she so blinded by this slimeball, that she thinks he was just making "home movies" for the couple to watch and reminisce later on? Honestly, how can anyone be that despicable? Sure we all watch the videos of Britney out in public - but they're just that, public. These were done in her most private moments and she's obviously sick, so how can Adnan take such advantage of her?

Photo source: The Superficial

Britney Isn't British - She's Spanish!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:04:00 GMT

British Britney might be a thing of the past - she's now talking in a Spanish sounding accent (I say 'sounding' because, um, she's not very good at whatever accent she's trying to do) while out and about on the weekend. Oh, and yes, there's even video.

VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP

Her "boyfriend" Adnan was asked on ET the other night what the deal was with the fake British accent and his response to Brit doing that was, basically it's a normal thing to do. He compared someone talking in a fake accent to someone changing their black sunglasses to white sunglasses. I know what you're thinking: WHAT THE HELL? Makes no sense to me either.

Enjoy the video, and by enjoy, I mean you can't get those 70 seconds of your life back.

Photo source: The Superficial