FameCrawler : palin

Best of FameCrawler - Week of May 22nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Gosselins are Good for a Gander

Katie Holmes Sets a Bad Example For Suri

Mormon Marie Osmond Supports Her Gay Daughter!

Stars Come Out For American Idol Finale: Brad Garrett and Kids Max and Hope

Barbara Walters To Interview John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter!?

Bristol Palin and Son Tripp Cover People

Angelina Catches Brad and Jen Aniston Together!

Kate Gosselin Blogs Her Troubles Away

Matt Damon: Bourne to Be a Dad

Pregnant Lauren London & Lil Wayne Will Raise Baby Together!!!

Kelly Clarkson Looks Like She's Pregnant!

Caption This, Julia Roberts (or Don't)

Spying on the Neighbors: 1-23-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT

I need a bigger TiVo.

Brady not engaged (Perez Hilton)

Dead Penis Society? (Scanner)

CSI: Wentz (Gossip Girls)

Heche bump (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Palin goes to prom (Jezebel)

No Wolff diet (Knocked Up Celebs)

Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT

It turns out that one of the many magazines that Sarah Palin reads is People. Even Governors need to kill time in the check-out line.

Grandma Palin called the magazine to talk about her teenage daughter Bristol, her baby daddy Levi Johnston and their new bundle o'joy Tripp. She's pretty excited. If People had a couch Palin would have been jumping on it.

“You need to know that both Levi and Bristol are working their butts off to parent and going to school and working at the same time. They are certainly not high school dropouts. [Any suggestion otherwise] harms Bristol’s reputation and Levi’s reputation and their chances for good work opportunities.”

Notice that nowhere in that sentence is the idea of college even approached. Go Seawolves!

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 2nd

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Kate Winslet Looks Good Naked

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

Is Jennifer Garner in Labor?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: It's Over

Josh & Anna Duggar: Premarital Sex

Charles Barkley - DUI, Gun and Oral Sex: Still Not a Role Model?

Public Sex and New Year's Orgasms with Jordan and Peter

Snow, Fur And Sarah Palin In A Bikini

Ani DiFranco Has a Trick Baby

Mariah Carey Eats Oysters, Therefore is Not Pregnant

When Baby Daddies Attack

Heath Ledger is Haunting Michelle for Closure

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-13-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:30:00 GMT

Eli's visions are better than mine.

Paisley belly kiss (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe (Hollywood Back Wash)

Jude Law is a period piece (Jezebel)

Palin in the Senate? (Perez Hilton)

Poems from A-Rod? (fametastic)

Spying on the Neighbors: 10-29-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Aren't those kids a bit old for trick or treats?

Brooke Shields is mixed (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Dennis Leary apologizes (Hollyscoop)

Katie Holmes in black and orange (Gossip Girls)

Bekes loves him some Laker Girls (The Superficial)

Jon Stewart on the Palins (Jezebel)

Madonna is controlling (fametastic)

Obama on SNL?

Whit Honea — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Barack Obama is rumored to be the next major candidate to show on SNL. He is slated to appear on November 1st, the last show before the election.

Of course this is based on a blog entry that quotes a Palin aide that quotes a drunk Seth Meyers at an SNL after party, so I don't know how much truth is involved, but it does seem likely.

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Jon Stewart and His Moment of Zen

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:31:00 GMT

"Daily Show" pundit Jon Stewart and his wife Tracey spent some partisan time with their children, two-year-old Maggie and four-year-old Nathan.

In case you live under a rock and aren't familiar with the comedic stylings of Mr. Stewart, allow me to offer you a glimpse into the inner-workings:

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Spying on the Neighbors: 10-11-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:03:00 GMT

SNL is a rerun? WTH? There's fun to be made.

Lourdes' Bat Mitzvah (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

SJP and James (Celebrity Moms)

Hugh Jackman's wave (Jezebel)

Katie's Matinee (Gossip Girls)

Dean and Liam (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Salma's cleavage on parade (Perez Hilton)

Jennifer and Angelina (TMZ)

Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Sarah Palin has suddenly stopped wearing her wedding ring and started wearing a large bandage.

What goes on here?

Is the strain of it all getting to the Palin marriage? It would be understandable if that were the case. Between the kids, campaigning, and legal issues, they are fighting battles on many fronts and that can't leave much time for wine and roses. Maybe some Guns and Roses.

And then there is the bandage.

Polar bear attack? Was the wolf not quite dead yet? Paper cut from one of EVERY newspaper that she reads? Rope burn? Nelly fan?

Here's my theory, which is just a guess, and frankly not nearly as exciting as a moose bite: the disposal. This reeks of classic wedding ring in the garbage disposal. Nothing cuts a hand better than a dig through chicken bones and forgotten silverware.

But I'm not ruling out the moose thing.

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'Weird Al' Parodies The Economy- Song Here

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:26:00 GMT

'Weird Al' has done it again. He's taken the scariness of the plummeting economy, and made it in to a song like only he can. He's taken the recently released T.I song "Whatever You Like" and made it his own.
Weird Al's new single will be available exclusively on iTunes for two weeks starting on October 7th and then made available at all major online retailers.

'Weird Al' said that he thought of this song last week and thanks to the ease of digital media and online distribution he was able to record this, funny because it's true, song and get it out to the public in a week.

Have fun listening.

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Tina Fey Getting Set To Do Palin Debate Spoof This Weekend

HerBadMother — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:46:00 GMT

... And guess who's coming onboard to play debate-moderator Gwen Ifill?

Queen Latifah will be making a guest appearance, apparently, and will play Gwen Ifill. Which: awesome. No word on who's doing Joe Biden, though. Whoever that is, I have got all fingers crossed that they spoof that moment where Biden puts the smackdown on Palin for suggesting that she's special because she's a mom - you're a hockey mom? OH RLY? Well, my wife DIED (wipes tear).

That moment was genius. If the SNL crew could work that moment into the sketch - winking Palin and weepy Biden and all - I'd be eternally grateful.

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Joe Biden Chokes Up on Matters of Family: Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:04:00 GMT

During the SNL skit that was the Vice Presidential Debate last night there was one moment that jumped out as pure truth and genuine sincerity. I know, we're not used to such things in politics, but it was there and it was touching.

Some background: Joe Biden's first wife and his young daughter were killed in a tragic accident in the early 70's. His two surviving children were in very serious condition. Biden was literally sworn into his seat in the U.S. Senate while standing at the hospital bedside of his injured sons. Regardless of your politics that is undisputed and utter sadness.

Last night Biden touched, albeit briefly, on that time in his life and for just a split second America saw something better than politics and finger-pointing. They saw a man's love of his family and the shadows of his loss.

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Chris Rock: Sarah Palin's A Hockey-Mom Version Of Kim Kardashian

HerBadMother — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:21:00 GMT

Chris Rock was on Larry King recently, and managed to summarize almost perfectly the problem with Sarah Palin, without referring to any of her unfortunate opinions on abortion or gay marriage or her decision to put her pregnant daughter Bristol on the hustings: he compared her to Kim Kardashian.

Watching Sarah Palin 'perform' - in interviews and photo-opps - is discomfiting, he suggested, because you really just expect her to do better. "It's like watching Kim Kardashian on Dancing With The Stars. All that ass and she can't shake it."

(The Kardashian comment comes at the very end of the clip)

"All that ass she can't shake it." I want that on a t-shirt.

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Diddy's Afraid Of The Big Bad Sarah Palin

HerBadMother — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Diddy must be a big hit with the kids at Hallowe'en: dude knows how to set up a freaky monster story. In his most recent vlog, he cowers under the covers with a flashlight while declaring his fear of Sarah Palin, who, he says, is "like the boogeyman!"

Seriously, if he's having this kind of discussion about the election with his kids, they aren't sleeping at night. He'd be better off just screening the Blair Witch Project and being done with it.

Sarah Palin is the Lipstick: Obama on Letterman

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Straight from the horse's mouth, which is Obama, we have the truth on Lipstickgate 2008! The failed policies are the pig and Sarah Palin is the lipstick. Oh, got it.

Also, in When Harry Met Sally, Sally is the dog in the scenerio. Wow, it's like a zoo in here. A small, stinky petting zoo, but a zoo nonetheless.

Here's a video(s) of Barack Obama and David Letterman chatting about pigs and politics:

Related: Ferguson is a Good American

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Craig Ferguson is a Good American

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Craig Ferguson has been an American citizen for a relatively short time, yet he seems to have a better grip on what that means than many people that were born here. He's in the same boat that a lot of us are. He's a taxpayer. He's a parent. He thinks Dave Letterman is sexy. That's America, folks.

Watch this clip and listen. Send it to your friends- especially those eating Cheetos.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 9-10-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Gossip is as gossip does...

Kate Beckinsale is a working mom (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Don Cheadle pokes fun at Brad Pitt (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Obama tells it how it is (Perez Hilton)

Jude Law isn't impressed (Jezebel)

JLo does fashion week (Gossip Girls)

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-02-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:35:00 GMT

I can totally see Alaska trying to leave the Union from here. It's cute.

Kate Moss and breast cancer (Gossip Girls)

The Ashlee Wentzes (Celebs and Bubs)

Levi still lovin' Texas (TMZ)

Perez lovin' Levi (Perez Hilton)

Julia Roberts in a bikini (The Superficial)

"The View" on Palin (Jezebel)

Halle's baby (Binkywood)

Mr. Big's brunch with baby (Knocked Up Celebs)

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Celebrity dad Diddy, aka Sean Combs, aka Puffy, aka P. Diddy, aka some other crap he said in the video that I won't even mention because I respect Barack Obama too much, has a foul-mouthed message for GOP candidate John McCain regarding his pick of Sarah Palin for his running mate.

I'm not sure what the message is as I could only sit through the first few minutes. It was like watching the Blair Witch Project but with more ad libbing.

Here's the video, the language isn't suitable for work, or most places really:

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FameCrawler : palin

Best of FameCrawler - Week of May 22nd

Spying on the Neighbors: 1-23-09

Sarah Palin Calls People About Grandson Tripp

Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston: Grandma Sarah Palin's Statement

Tripp Johnston Speaks Out: Take My Family, Please.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of January 2nd

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-13-08

Spying on the Neighbors: 10-29-08

Obama on SNL?

Jon Stewart and His Moment of Zen

Spying on the Neighbors: 10-11-08

Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

'Weird Al' Parodies The Economy- Song Here

Tina Fey Getting Set To Do Palin Debate Spoof This Weekend

Joe Biden Chokes Up on Matters of Family: Video

Chris Rock: Sarah Palin's A Hockey-Mom Version Of Kim Kardashian

Diddy's Afraid Of The Big Bad Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is the Lipstick: Obama on Letterman

Craig Ferguson is a Good American

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-10-08

Spying on the Neighbors: 9-02-08

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production