FameCrawler : parenting book

Jamie Lynn Out With Baby Maddie

Karen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn was spotted running errands with baby Maddie, and she sure doesn't look happy that the paps are hovering. At least they are keeping their distance it seems.

Jamie Lynn took Maddie to a medical appointment, then to Wal-Mart, then they hit a Spears' family favorite: Nyla's Burger Basket.

It's interesting to see Jamie Lynn acting like a Mama Bear. She's all; "Stay away from my baby!" So so so glad I'm not famous! I'd claw the photographers faces off!

TONS OF PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP!

More Jamie Lynn OK! Magazine Photos

Karen — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Just think, 16 more years and this one will be having a baby too!

Oh whatever. Apparently it's really easy for teen moms!

Jamie Lynn's Delivery Room Drama!

Karen — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Star magazine is reporting that it was quite a dramatic entry into the world for little Maddie Briann. At the center of it was an inexperienced teenager, surrounded by mom Lynne and sister Britney trying to explain to Jamie that her actions could kill her baby. But the Zoey 101 star would not listen.

"The baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short." But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "was adamant about having a natural delivery."

Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors — including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did. "Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn't bear to see what was happening."

The girls mother, Lynne, only added to the tension. "Lynne was already angry because her daughter didn't want her in the delivery room at all," says the source. "But she had insisted on being there, along with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's boyfriend. Jamie Lynn cussed and yelled at her mom, and told her to get out. She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain."

I just keep shaking my head. Lynne sounds like a freaking drama-causing toolkit. I can't WAIT for her stupid book to come out. They should hand it out to every pregnant teenager with a big sticker that says EPIC FAIL.

Bad News For Literates: Lynne Spears Book Will Be Published

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

I almost spilled coffee all over my Zoey 101 Birthing Guide when I read this: Lynne Spears' book will be published after all. Despite earlier reports that it had been shelved. Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame in a Tabloid World will be coming to a bookstore near you. Thank goodness, because I sure am tired of getting all my parenting advice from Alec Baldwin.

After putting the book on hold when news of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy broke, seems like publisher Thomas Nelson had a change of heart. Although, in a statement released by the Christian company they did admit that it will require Divine intervention to finish the project. "Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty."

Is anyone else pissed that God is spending time on Lynne Spears' book? No wonder He's been too busy to help me out with my bunions.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

It's Safe to Go Back to the Bookstore: Parenting Book By Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' Mom Will Not Be Released

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Please tell me this book would have been in the fiction section: In a move no doubt prompted by news of 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy, Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Inc. announced that they would be postponing indefinitely the release of Lynne Spears' book on parenting.

Which prompts me to ask - what does Lynne Spears know about parenting? Isn't that like asking Britney to author a DMV manual, or getting her ex Kevin Federline to write a book on hygiene?

A spokesperson for the publisher would not comment on the delay and it's relation to the current Spears family crisis except to say "I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her decision to be with her family at this time."

“Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World” chronicled Spears' experience raising children in the public eye and was initially scheduled to be released on Mother’s Day, 2008. Guess I'll have to buy mom the Blackout CD instead.

[photo: MSNBC.com]