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Did Kelly Ripa Storm Out?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kelly Ripa stormed out on hubby Mark Consuelos and is constantly fighting with him over other women. I can't find any other stories supporting this. They must look too happy all the time -- that's when tabloids start trying to start rumours. It makes me want to puke.

K-Fed Short on Cash

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Kevin Federline went holiday shopping last week at Fry's Electronics and his credit card was declined.

“His credit card was declined,” says a witness. “They tried it twice, then they gave it back to him.”

K-Fed has got a backup plan though: his ex wife Britney Spears. “Kevin has asked the courts for more child support and even spousal support,” says an insider close to him. “He’s asking his lawyers to go for as much as they can.”

Kelly Ripa Isn't Pregnant Again, She Just Had To Hurl

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Kelly Ripa left the set of Live With Regis and Kelly the other day because she wasn't feeling well. Today she is denying rumors of morning sickness and I'd write more about the situation, but honestly I fell asleep before ending this sent.....

WHO CARES!? It's not like it's Britney!

Well I don't but here's the quotes from the (YAWN) show:

"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!"

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ripa won't be on the air on Thursday, however. Immediately after Tuesday's program, Philbin taped a second show with wife Joy as co-host.

"Tomorrow, Joy will be here, and you won't, and they'll say, 'My God, she really is pregnant!' " Philbin said.

Source: People

Britney's Sex Obsession Turns Off Blackout Model

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:00 GMT

The model Britney Spears posed with for the artwork on Blackout turned her down for sex. Dressed as a priest for the shoot, model John Coulter commented on the racy shoot.

“Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones. There was definitely chemistry between us.”

“She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

A source close to Britney added: “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

But when the Gimme More star invited John back to the Four Seasons Hotel with her later that evening, he declined: “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all. She couldn’t believe she was turned down.”

In related news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney has a “Fantasy Room” at her Beverly Hills home that is filled with sex toys, accessories and outfits.

A source told the magazine that the room includes a mirrored ceiling, handcuffs, whips & paddles and various costumes: “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Worse yet, Britney's sex-related paraphenalia makes it to the livingroom for the kids to play with: "Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

The source added: “Britney is sexually obsessed.”

Atta boy, way to make sure the bloodflow returned to your brain before you joined the parade.

Britney's New Look

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is sporting long blonde hair extensions and puffy lips (again), possibly for her video shooting today for Piece of Me?

The paparazzi was all over her again - video after the jump.

K-Fed and Birkhead: Good Fathers?

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline as one of the most influential men of 2007, and alongside Larry Birkhead, listed him as a "Good Father."

While K-Fed certainly is coming out on top over ex-wife Britney Spears as the better parent, I gotta wonder what the hell Details is thinking listing Birkhead alongside the father of 4. Have they not seen the media whore at work? At Kevin knows to stay inside and protect his kids from disaster, although of course we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

Federline's career is taking off too, but he wants different roles: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details.

Britney Spears: If It Walks Like a Waiter and It Talks Like a Waiter

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Turns out waiter Michael Marchand, the waiter that the paparazzi couldn't wait to stalk, crucify and probe is really just a waiter.

A friend of Britney Spears tells OK! Magazine:

"Michael Marchand isn't a new one-time fling. He isn't a new boyfriend - He isn't even a friend... And he did not go to Las Vegas with her!"

Britney has been eating at Mirabelle lately along with friend, some say manager, Sam Lutfi. During one of their visits Lutfi left his cell phone on the table and Michael drove to Britney's residence at 'The Summit' to return it.

"Michael was not allowed through the gates," says Britney's friend. "He has never seen Britney outside the restaurant."

Britney Spears Beats Out Victoria Beckham in "Yummiest Mummies,' Jolie on Top

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:05:00 GMT

British newspaper The Sun named Angelina Jolie and Myleene Klass as "World's Yummiest Mummies," both getting 20% of the vote.

Actress Katie Holmes took 3rd place. In 4th place was Spice Girl Emma Lee Bunton. BUT GET THIS:

With 10% of the online vote, Britney Spears took 5th place, beating out Victoria Beckham. Those crazy Brits!

Britney also beat out Demi Moore, Jordan, Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwell but not my dog Ruffy, who was spayed long before she ever became a baby mama, to a stuffed pig, who incidently we named: you guessed it: Britney.

Britney to Kevin: "Get a Vasectomy"

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Well if it's true, it's rich. According to The National Enquirer, a reliable source of journalism if I ever saw one:

“After all that’s happened, Britney still wants to get back with Kevin-and she certainly doesn’t want him having any more children with anyone else.”

“Britney even offered to pay for the vasectomy and promised to get her tubes tied if Kevin agreed to it: She told him: ‘You have four. You don’t need any more. Please think about it.”

“Kevin won’t get a vasectomy but thinks it’s a great idea for Britney to get her tubes tied. He told her: ‘Hell no! No one is snipping me! He wants more Federlines.”

World to Britney: "Get a Frontal Lobotomy."

Just Like Us: Thanksgiving With Kevin Federline and Britney Spears Was Loud, Yelly and Full of Curse Words

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:32:00 GMT

According to a source close to the couple, Thanksgiving was spent with Kevin Federline and Britney Spears ''mostly screaming obscenities at each other -- all in front of their kids, too.''

Okay wait. I'm not sure how that could be since a bodyguard picked the kids up from Britney's place and transported them to Kevin's. (Remember the red light he ran?) I guess it could have been on the phone.

What I can believe is that the singer's love for using ''F-word,'' ''C-word'' and ''B-word'' has rubbed off on Sean Preston, 2.

''Though Britney keeps telling Sean to stop, whenever she hears him swearing, it's clear she thinks it's cute and kind of funny,'' reports the Spears insider.

"As we all know, when it comes to kids and their parents, it's usually a case of ''monkey see, monkey do.''

That scares me.

Britney Spears Bad Priorities: $100,000 a month on parties and holidays; $15,000 on child support for her sons

Karen — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT

Britney Spears spends $100,000 a month on partying and holidays and $15,000 on child support. Those numbers aren't new, but this article written by Suzanne Power certainly hit on some points that made me wonder why we reward parenting trainwrecks like Britney Spears and Kate Moss.

Regarding Moss: "Then, at 30, that’s retirement for most catwalkers, she’s snapped snorting some of her proceeds. Career over? No. Off to the best treatment centre that money can buy. Emerge and add an extra 15 million in contracts onto an already lunatic salary.

She’s an icon. She’s the face of a generation. She’s an eejit."

As the title suggests, For Pete's Sake, it IS time celebs grew up.

Hayden Panettiere Wants To Have a Love Affair with Angelina Jolie, Hopes For Britney's Comeback

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Hayden Panettiere joked about the paparazzi and the crap we make up, then suggested we start a rumour about her sexuality:

"Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that's totally fine with me” joked Panettiere, “That would be a pretty funny rumour. I'd love to have a love affair with Angelina. "And there are other beautiful girls I like too - Charlize Theron, oh my God! Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous too, and Jessica Alba."

Hayden also took the opportunity to express her concern about Britney Spears saying she is "rooting for" the troubled singer because she was her "idol" when she was growing up.

She told America's GQ magazine: "That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope - we probably made 90 per cent of the stuff up along the way. "I can't even imagine if my life was like hers. She's someone that I'm rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback, definitely."

Maybe Hayden is onto something. I mean, a lot of stars would be washed up nobodies if we didn't talk about them all the time. So Hayden, I hope some fun rumours come your way soon baby girl - because people are hinting that you're going to end up nuts and flashing your beaver just like your "idol." And THAT'S the truth.

Kevin Federline Looks Like Britney?

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Well Kev-Kev pulled a Brit-Brit and check out what characteristic he's copying from his crazy ex-wife:

Well nearly. K-Fed is sporting a new do a la Brit-Brit: bald!

Think it makes him any hotter? If by hot you mean fresh camel dung, than YEAH! Bring it on, Hot Shot!

*gag*barf*gag*

Britney Spears: This Turkey Is Learning!

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

On the way to Thanksgiving Dinner Wednesday night with Sean Preston, Jayden James, her driver and her court appointed parenting coach, Britney snuggled with the boys in the backseat. Yay! Someone else driving! (Though I gotta say, Jayden looks kinda scared of his ~~crazy~~ Mama.

Uh oh....X17 caught Britney last night, running a red light to meet her new boyfriend, waiter Michael Marchand for their date last night, but check it out: SHE'S WEARING PANTIES!

As Meatloaf would say, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Photo Credit: X17

Leaked Britney Spears Pics: Baby Photoshop Me One More Time

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Photos from Brithey Spears disastrous OK! Magazine photo shoot have been leaked online. How heavily retouched are they? Let's put it this way - I could probably do a more realistic-looking rendering of Spears on my Etch-A-Sketch. You may recall hearing about this shoot back in July, where Britney wiped her greasy hands on a pricey silk dress, took repeated bathroom breaks without closing the door and sat and watched as her dog took a crap on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown. To top it off, Spears reportedly left with $14,000 worth of OK!s borrowed clothing. Gimme more free stuff!

At the time OK! said the photos taken were of such bad quality that they were unpublishable. I guess that was before they sat their Photoshop artist at his desk, locked the poor guy in his office and told him not to come out until he had shaved twenty pounds off Britney’s legs and made her look like she was shot through fifteen layers of gauze.

And the worst part? I hate to admit it, but she looks pretty good.

[photos: HollywoodBackwash.com]

Britney Spears Would Like an Apology From Maxim; In Other News, Still No Sign of Hell Freezing Over

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub. In order to avoid an awkward situation once Britney was inside the club, her friends informed her of her inclusion in the group that includes Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna, and the pop star was shocked that such a list even existed. I hear she threatened to send in her parenting coach to kick the editor's ass, but when that didn't work she decided to demand an apology from Maxim instead.

Seeing as the mean-spirited list was meant to incite and was obviously written by a bunch of ugly lonely men with small penises, I don't see any apologies, private or public coming Britney's way. I think her best bet is to stop trying to crash parties and concentrate on her mothering skills. Otherwise, she'll definitely be in the running to make another list: Worst Parent of 2007. Move over Alec Baldwin!

[photo: People.com]

Public Service Announcement from Britney Spears and FameCrawler: Set Your Clocks Back Before You Blackout

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:25:00 GMT

It's daylight savings time, y'all! Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour - we wouldn't want you to get to church too early, or to the bar before it opens, or leave the house before the parenting coach gets there.

Unfortunately we're not offering this badass wall clock as a FameCrawler gift, but you can order one here, along with a useful Britney Spears napkin holder that'll make a perfect holiday gift. Don't say I never do anything for you.

Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F**k It, The Video

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:50:00 GMT

Bet you thought that string of expletives Britney Spears hurled at reporters last week was just the crazed ranting of a caffeined-out former popstar with a bad weave? Think again, bitches! Proving her talent for writing some of the greatest song lyrics ever (remember "Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time'?) Spears' rant has spawned a song and a video.

So - Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Watch It.

(NSFW, but I guarantee your bosses will love it.)

Britney Spears Denied Custody. Will She Get Her Kids Back? You Decide!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

In a ruling handed down today, L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon denied Britney Spears joint custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. Gordon granted Spears only two daytime visits and one overnight stay per week, all of which must be supervised. Unconfirmed reports say that Spears is trying to petition the commissioner to have those visits supervised by her Chihuahua, London.

In light of damaging testimony presented by Britney's court-appointed parenting coach, the court also ordered that Spears must:

· Get her homes childproofed by November 2.

· Meet with coach Hacker for two hours every week.

· Ensure that Sean and Jayden are properly secured in a child safety seat whenever she drives with them.

What do you think, eager Britney-watchers? Will she grant the wish of the Commish and follow orders? Or will she laugh, knock back a brandy and take the boys joyriding on the hood of the Benz?

Britney Is Told To Clean Up, Gets Confused And Pulls Out The Windex

BadKitty — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Okay, seriously, what is left to say? Besides, "I hope she rinses all of the chemicals off that table before she cuts a bunch of lines on it."

Her parenting coach is pissed, she looks like shhhhhhhhh-eyite and custody of those kids is about to be a distant memory. Like her career.

Oh well. If you're Britney, you just put your hands in the air like you just care! Raise da roof!

Source: The Superficial